#WHAT IS UP WITH THAT WRECHED CANE

[finisnihil]

I need to train a bird and send it to spy on somebody who knows EXTENSIVE knowledge of HI3 lore and then when it comes back to report its findings to me I need to brutally snatch it out of the air mid-flight like a peregrine falcon and eat it and thus immediately absorb all its stolen knowledge so that I can understand even a sliver, even a fraction of what the FUCK IS GOING ON in HSR and what ANY of these references and allusions are and who the HELL any of these people showing up are. The fuck is Kevin? What’s up with your cane, Mr. Yang? I need to shred that fucking bird.