#WHAT IS NTH-OF-TYPE(EVEN) IM GONNA KILL YOU

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nothing like reading "please dont use as base code" after two full days of using a custom theme as a base code

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DISCORD THREAD | EEVEE X SAM:

feat: @samuelburton​

summary: getting left again sad boy hours

mentioned: @ellisvulcan​ @ellicfm​ @shea-morgan​

Sam: aaaaand another one bites the dust

Eevee: did they say why?

Sam: other than the standard it's not you it's me type bs? nah. is it us? do we suck? i think we're pretty fucking cool but. how many is it now?

Eevee: I don't know why it's so easy to leave us I mean I thought we had a good thing going?

Sam: i thought so too

Eevee: You think this is a sign?

Sam: ... a sign of what exactly, e?

Eevee: idek i love us , you know i do but fuck it seems like everytime we're going good, something bad happens you know i don't want to lose this family but shit, how many more times til we finally get someone that sticks?

Sam: i think we might be cursed

Eevee: you think chance was right when he said we're just wasting our time?

Sam: fuck him eevee that guy was an asshole.

Eevee: to be fair he was the one who started us and now look

Sam: look, we've got some time to figure shit out while shea's in rehab. we're going to be fine. i believe in us okay? you and me always and forever. as long as there's us, we'll figure something out.

Eevee: okay yeah you're right . you and me always and forever . do we hold auditions ?

Sam: unless you know someone. or we want to change up our sounds a bit. if we really need keys on a track, i can play piano. really, we don't need to find anyone else until we're ready to play gigs again you think shea's doing okay? have you taled to him at all? talked*

Eevee: i was thinking amping up rhythm guitar tbh and no not yet , i kinda don't know what to say? or im waiting till im like hundo percent sober

Sam: that's fair enough, i guess. i haven't talked to him either. everything feels a little overwhelming right now. i'm not sure what to say either.

Eevee: you think we should go visit?

Sam: probably right? i’d want someone to visit me. maybe give it some time. the anniversary is coming up and i’m not much good to anyone.

Eevee: oh fuck , you right you right . want a day in ?

Sam: not sure. might visit my aunt. i don’t know yet. this year’s been rough. it’s stupid maybe but i’m kind of worried.

Eevee: worried about what b?

Sam: it’s nothing i’m being stupid never mind you talk to vulcan lately?

Eevee: you ever need to talk about it , i got the alcohol yeah he said he's done with your car ? he's supposed to give it back by now

Sam: everything okay...? i know you guys are kind of in a weird place right now. was he able to save it?! thank fuck.

Eevee: you're gonna think i'm stupid if i talk about it i'm telling you that guy is magic when it comes to cars

Sam: eevee come on. am not.

Eevee: okay fine what do you call two people who broke up for a year and are now acting like nothing happened ?

Sam: mm. probably not healthy. you haven’t talked about it at all?

Eevee: we uh . kinda did ? he says he's not sleeping with anyone and he wants to 'gain my trust first' but idunno . our anniversary's coming up and he's taking me somewhere . lmao i just get confused when i think about it too much .

Sam: well that sounds like something. on your anniversary? if he wanted to get back together what would you say? what do you want?

Eevee: yeah we should’ve made 3 years on the 16th id say yes. right away. like a dummy. bec I don’t learn from the first time.

Sam: do you think he’s changed at all?

Eevee: I mean other than the fact that he left, we were good, yknow? And I don’t blame him for sleeping around after. I would too if I got the chance at freedom from this mess lmao

Sam: the last thing i want is for you to get hurt. you know that. but we were talking when i dropped my car off and the way he talks about you i don’t know. maybe this tile it would be different. but if he fucks it again i miiiiiiiiight have to kill him.

Eevee: yeah? Idunno man, he’s like. he’s been super fucking sweet lately and I just —. I’m just waiting for him to ask and I’m not sure why he hasn’t yet. I told him about uh the baby

Sam: maybe that’s what the anniversary trip is for did that go okay? are you okay? how’d he take it?

Eevee: maybe. or what if this is how we are? and then one day he goes and finds someone else and I can’t get mad bec technically we’re not together oh that was a trip. he was talking about houses and marriage and kids and I had to tell him, yknow? and he blamed himself. lmao even tho we all know I fucked up.

Sam: if there’s one thing i’ve learned after pining after the same girl for y e a r s it’s that you have to tell people how you feel. granted now she’s the mother of someone else’s kid so what do i know. you were in a tough situation and i’m sure he felt responsible for causing you that much pain.

Eevee: he knows I love him. I think. the uncertainty of what we are freaks me out sometimes. also still her huh? you think maybe it’s time to find someone else? yeah but doesn’t excuse what I did. thanks tho. for getting me through that. I don’t think I ever did thank you.

Sam: i’ll always love her, obviously. and i’m still processing things but really i think i just want her to be happy you know? and she wouldn’t be happy with me, so it’s fine. i’m getting past it. it’s just she has a baby you know? and we used to talk about that shit, kids, house that kind of thing and now she’s got all that and more with some other guy. it’s just a lot. you don’t have to. i’m always gonna be there for you. i know we don’t say this all that often, but i do love you a whole fuck ton.

Eevee: this just shows you’re meant to be with someone else you know? and yeah it was her once but now you’re just gonna have it with someone better. and you’ll be happier and it won’t hurt as much anymore. I love you a fuck ton too Sam. don’t leave yeah?

Sam: hey, you’re stuck with me forever. you’re not getting rid of me xx

Eevee: ditto babe. I’ll remind you this when I’ve annoyed you for the nth time.

Sam: you? annoy me? neeeeeveeeeer

[yoonminist]

crush stories p3 (💕tell me about your crush 💕) 

 my crush is another girl, she's short and athletic w/ real pretty green blue eyes, tanned and asks silly questions. we're kinda friends, i talk to her once or twice a week, but she's kinda probably really straight woops 

aww she sounds cute :’( having a crush on a straight girl is,,,, not the Worst thing ever but it rlly is unfair

 My crush is a year older than jm, sje has dark brown hair and eyes and she'sfar taller than me. She's a walking talking meme (like me) and a cosplayer and whenever I message her Ialways use a very Bad pick up line. She is a sucker for it. Ah! She also plays the piano and she's very good at it! And her voice is like the best baritone voice that I've ever heard (for a girl at least)! MUSIC COUPLE FOREVA WHEEEEE~ 

PLEASE tell me you’re dating lmao in any case if she likes your bad pickup lines then she’s so into you i love this

Omg I just remembered how I got my best friend into kpop! I just send her a pic of yoongi AND SHE WAS GONE!!!! She talked non stop about him like the cute little baby she is (honestly i know NO ONE who's cuter than her I know her since she's born she's the cutest and softest and prettiest baby ever i swear) she even named her fishes yoongi and jimin BUT JIMIN ATE YOONGI LMAO I'm honestly so proud of myself for showing bts to her she adores them so much

JIMIN ATE YOONGI IS THIS A SIGN jdnkjnefjknd im jk “she's the cutest and softest and prettiest baby ever i swear” bye that’s adorable

i once had this crush on my roommate, i thought she was straight but then she came out to me and said that she has a gf and thats ok w me, the problem was shes always naked when she comes back to our room after taking a bath(this culd be ff material)

omg if you want her to stop then tell her it makes you uncomfortable but,,,,, if you don’t want her to stop then LMAO 

my crush is basically jimin. he reminds me of jimin so much- short, looks similar (even the eye smile and laugh), energetic and caring to everyone. and um. not to b conceited but one of the reasons i love ym so much is i relate to yg a Lot so it freaked me out when i realised ym interactions are so similar to ours. when we were in high school he sat in front of me in class and he wld turn to glance like 20 times in 1 hr (yea i counted) but everytime i make eye contact he’d whip his head back and act like nth happened. he’d just… like hover? Around but when i look at him he dashes off. once he happned to sit next to me while i was drawing and it seemed like he was sleeping so i didn’t look, but after abt an hour i looked up to check the time. he almost slammed his head on the table i.. he was staring at me the whole time.. anw the thing was tht everytime he talked to me i end up being blunt and kinda.. ignoring him cos feelings scare me + when i try to talk to him he suddenly seems in a hurry to get away.. were in the same college now. we saw each other a few times but didnt approach. ystd i happened to walk the same way as him. i decided to say hi,,he asked me what im studying then ran off after i answered. it’s still the same. sry if this got long ive never gotten a chance to rly talk abt my crush .///. 

ooooh god i don’t know anything about stuff like this but it sounds like your being blunt kinda scared him off ?? from this alone he seems like the type you need to be gentle with so idk if you want to be close to him but if you do i’d suggest you keep making the first move and don’t ignore him like before so that he isn’t this shy around you anymore ,,, or maybe you just wanted to vent lmao w/e happens with this guy i wish you both the best !!

My crush amazing blue eyes and black hair. When she plays with her dog it brings out the prettiest smile. She liked me back (i didnt know she was bi too) at some point we started dating. She had complete control over my emotions i thought i was starting to fall in love until she broke up with me. It was awful. after months I still can't get over her. She started talking to me again but we're not together.We're just not meant to be I think :) I'd just like to meet her one day that would be enough

no!!!! don’t talk to her !!! take this from experience, i think the best way to get over someone is to get rid of them until you’re 100% ready to bring them back into your life again, as friends,,, even if it takes months she should understand but if you can’t do that then i just hope you get over her asap so that you can go back to being friends :’)

I actually denied that I kind of have a crush on this one guy that I met through another friend and I still do deny it because he's only into Asian girls and I'm Islander so it could never happen but honestly he's really funny and I don't feel all that awkward around him but there's no way he'd go for me. My friends, including the one I met him through, kinda ship us but I could never tell him because I'm the farthest from his type there could ever be tbh lmao

ohh hopefully he isn’t that shallow not to disregard a potential r/s just because you aren't asian but i GUESS it’s understandable if he’s asian too n it’s a family/cultural thing ?? i get the ‘denying your crush’ thing though askjdnjsjgkj hang in there hun it won’t last forever :’(

my crush has red hair and she's tall and gorgeous, we match so well, i know she likes girls too but im scared to try something. i was at hers today, and we ate brigadeiro and watched sense8 ahhh

THIS IS CUTE i'm not gonna force you to go for it but i hope one day It happens and you start dating ♡

I made out with my crush once while super high and then he helped me pee and that's about how romantic my story with my crush is 👋🏻

Who Said Chivalry is Dead 

Are we still talking about this crush thing? Because lemme tell you a story. I once had this crush (years ago). He is now my best friend's boyfriend. Lol tbh I'm not bothered but I keep laughing at how freaking cliche this is, it just seems like it came out of a fiction on wattpad. Most recent crush tho, well, he nearly accidentally killed me and my friend. Let's just say I no longer have a crush lmao. But compare my stories about my crush to others make me laugh. THE CONTRAST.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE NEARLY ACCIDENTALLY KILLED YOU COME BACK AND ELABORATE