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pastaflavoredvents · 2 years

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me when I find out the person who ghosted me is pretending to be a Russian forensic pathology student who switched to theoretical physics with a minor in mathematics

when she told me she was an Australian mechanical engineering student with a minor in art then switched to nuclear engineering

#WITH A DOG THAT SHE TOLD ME WAS NAMED KUK RI AND SHE POSTED HIM ON THE SERVER UNDER THE NAME T.O.L.STY #oh my fucking god #dude I'm ready to toss my fucking #dude i am about to experience a #WHAT AM I EXPERIENCING JESUS CHRIST HOW CAN A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR???? EXIST???#I MASTURBATED WITH THIS PERSON #dude there are so many things I'm in disbelief over #im this close to laughing but rest assured it's in fucking fear #i feel like im the target of a very specific social experiment #i feel lightheaded #I had to fact check so many things #the only thing I'm sure about her is that she has a coconut allergy #COME HERE BITCH IM GOING TO SMASH YOU WITH A COCONUT HUSK IF YOU LIED ABOUT THAT REST ASSURED IM STILL SMASHING YOUR FACE #dude what the fuck #dude this is so messed jp #genuinely think im in some kind of simulation #are you actually the youngest sibling of six brothers #i am processing this and there is no solid thought #this is so fucking stressful im going to play flight rising #i asked my court if they wanted an update but i want to retract it now because there is no way i can explain all this and not sound insane #i thought i was one step ahead but. i don't want to do this anymore #go the fuck ahead you're running in circles #this isn't even a bruh moment what the fuck is wrong with you #I'm going to assume everything you told me was a lie

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