#WE WANT TO SEE JAMES BOND ON A FERRY IN HIS COLD WEATHER GEAR

[drswannbond]

Just me thinking that if Bond wasn’t so intent on showing off his vintage cars that (with all due respect) no one gives that much of a shit about, he’d have directly flown in to meet Madeleine at her Norway home and gained about one additional full day (o.n.e.f.u.l.l.d.a.y) – airport and ferry terminal timewaste being around the same – to secure his happy ever after with his girls. Be right back walking into traffic

And 🤬 you Aston Martin V8!

[drswannbond]

Now that I've been living in Scandinavia for about a year and am much more familiar with the average travel time in these fjords (and toll for crossing all those bridges), yeah, I do confirm that Commander James effing Bond had no business taking the damn drive option 😭

I'll post my prev tags because they are still as valid: #WE WERE ROBBED#RELEASE THE NOVINTAGECAR CUT#WE WANT TO SEE JAMES BOND ON A FERRY IN HIS COLD WEATHER GEAR#AKA DANIEL CRAIG WITH THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO HAIRCUT AND SCRUFF#its honestly so frustrating to imagine all the time they could have had#if he had been able to pull a Skyfall again and prep the lake house against a Safin assault#or very simply given Madeleine enough bullets to defend herself in the forest shed#she could have lasted decades in there#none of Safins mens would have dared shoot at her and she just had to aim at the door

Just me thinking that if Bond wasn’t so intent on showing off his vintage cars that (with all due respect) no one gives that much of a shit about, he’d have directly flown in to meet Madeleine at her Norway home and gained about one additional full day (o.n.e.f.u.l.l.d.a.y) – airport and ferry terminal timewaste being around the same – to secure his happy ever after with his girls. Be right back walking into traffic

And 🤬 you Aston Martin V8!