#WE ARE BOTH GONNA TIOK 4D MAGNUM DAMACAI TOTO

[kafkaoftherubble]

THE MOMENT I REALIZED THAT MY RANDOM PAUSE

IS THE FUCKING GUY I WANTED THE MOST BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO

TIOK TOTO LIAO

BRB I AM GOING TO BUY LOTTERY LAH BUY NUMBER LAH GO GENTING GAMBLE LAH FUCKING GOING TO MACAU RIGHT NOW I AM SO GONNA BE A MILLIONAIRE LIAO BRO

WHY DOES HIS ADVICE SOUND LIKE THE SHIT A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE WOULD SAY?

Also, yes. I sure am gonna be busy. FOR DAYS. Why am I here procrastinating?

Wind Breaker Omikuji!

The official twitter released an omikuji today! For those who aren't familiar, these are fortune slips you draw when you go to a remote or shrine! For the digital version, it's usually a gif that you tap to find out what your fortune is!

Try it out here!

The order I've translated things:

The quote is from the green part on the left

The next two lines are from the box on the right, telling you advice for the day

Sakura

"To me! No matter how strong my opponent is! Even if it's someone I owe my life to! I won't turn my eyes away! I won't turn away!"

Sometimes it's important to be honest with yourself! Today, it's probably good to daringly do what you've been thinking of doing.

Lucky item: omurice, anpan (red bean bun)

Suo

"It's been tough for you, hasn't it..."

Today will probably be a busy day for you. Take one step up the stairs to adulthood.

Lucky item: earrings, eyepatch

Kaji

"I'll do what I'm capable of doing"

Today, people will probably rely on you for something you're good at!

Lucky item: headphones

Sugishita

"... ..."

There are some days when it's important to stay silent....

Lucky item: Umemiya-san

Tsugeura

"What is you virtue?!"

As you display your virtue, what you've always wanted to achieve will probably come true today!

Lucky item: protein, dumbbell

Nirei

"I'll show you the way. All the way to the top!"

Today is the best day to help people. If there are people in trouble, let's help them!

Lucky item: secret notebook

Hiiragi

"It'll make me throw up blood"

It's a day when people around you will do whatever they want (t/n: the more accurate translation is to throw ones weight around, but I think we can all agree that the source of this stress is just a real airhead www). Don't be discouraged from doing what you believe in!

Lucky item: stomach medicine

Kiryu

"You're not going to be popular with girls like this"

With a gentlemanly temperament and assertiveness, it's a day when you'll become popular...?!

Lucky item: hairpin, earrings

Kotoha

"You can say 'leave it to me'"

It's OK to rely on others sometimes! If something is bothering you, you can depend on those around you.

Lucky item: coffee

💙Umemiya💙

Edit: I KNEW I WAS MISSING SOMEONE I WAS SO HAPPY I PULLED HIM I FORGOT TO TRANSLATE THIS

"Leave the rest to your big brothers!"

You'll probably discuss about other people's problems with them today! Warmly speak to them about it.

Lucky item: vegetables (especially tomatoes and peppers)