#WANNA CHOMP AND BITE HIM SO BAD ISTG

[tao-lay]

goodness gracious, sir Rhett McLaughlin looks absolutely delicious in his outfit today wow

[bennyb0i0]

do you do nsfw alphabets? if so could you do one for suigetsu or sasuke? <3

YESSSSS. I’ll do suigetsu!

Suigetsu nsfw alphabet!

A (aftercare)

-he’s alright at it. Pretty average. Gives you the “wanna water?” Then he goes to sleep. Will hold you if you want him to though

B (body)

-he likes squishy things. Thighs, ass, tits, or tummy. He just wants to squish em.

C (cum)

-he LOVES cumming on your face. He just likes to cum on you in general. He likes seeing it drip down your body.

D (dick. What does he look like?)

-he’s kinda long, but not as girthy. About 6-7 inches long. (Istg if I keep seeing unrealistic dick measurements in nsfw alphabets I’ll scream. Like no, a 5’7 man isn’t gonna have a 12in cock. STOP IT-)

E (energy)

-he’s a hyper boy. He likes multiple rounds, and he likes it fast. He can go slow If you want. He’s flexible. But ideally he’d go 1-3 rounds. But you and him have a record of 6. And that’s WILD.

F (fav position)

Likes doggy style so he can grip your ass. Doesn’t really fw missionary unless he can grab your tits. He likes fun positions that make you both feel good.

G (goofy)

-bro he can’t take it seriously half the time. He just wants to see you laugh :( he slaps your ass to make you giggle.

H (hair)

-he tries to keep it shaved. Doesn’t really like hair down there. But he’ll get lazy sometimes and forget (procrastinate)

I (intimate. how are they during the moment?)

-can be if he wants to. He’s pretty vocal, so he’ll spurt something sappy if he’s feeling it.

j (jerk off)

-he has a high sex drive, so when you’re not there, he’ll sniff your shirts and jack off. One time you caught him jorking it and he was so ashamed-

K (kink)

-wants to see you oiled up so bad. It’s actually wild. Unironically says “oil up I’ll be there in 10” (maybe. Idk it makes me laugh)

L (lingerie)

-rips that shit offa you. Lace? He’s using his teeth. He thinks it’s so sexy he just wants to CHOMP.

M (motivation)

-you tease him and he’s throwing you over his shoulder and taking you to the bedroom. “you asked for it, princess.”

N (no)

-wouldn’t ignore safewords. He goes rough/fast sometimes, so safewords are important.

O(oral)

-he’s flexible. He likes it both. Abuses your poor clit with his tongue, and leaves the inside of your thighs covered in bite marks. He moans when you give it to him. The most vocal he’ll be is when you give him head.

P(pace)

fast

Q(quickies)

-likes em. He likes the risk of doing it in public too.

R(risk)

-he’s down for it if you are. Likes it when you’re really loud and risk others hearing

s(stamina)

-I told you he can go a lot (I ain’t writing allat again. I’m half asleep rn)

T(toys)

-Pink sparkly butt plug (jk)

U (unfair)

-he’s such a tease. Denies orgasm so much.

V (volume)

loud

W (wild card)

-kisses every bite mark he makes if he’s too rough.

X

-nuh uh

Y

Z

I fucked up and already told you these headcannons and I ain’t writhing allat again. Goodnight I took my melatonin and now I’m sleepy.