#WAIT STOP I BET BRUCE WAYNE OWNS A BIG SUPES
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Hey girlies✨💅🏻! Here are some lil present ideas for the DC fan in your life! 🥰
Let’s start real casual:
Just something small, really cute as a stocking filler 💅🏻
But I’d be careful with those 🫣! If you give out such tiny and cheap things might make someone think you don’t actually like or care for them 🥹😔
So here is a better idea:
22.900 crystals and 127 hours of labor! You will receive this beauty in an exclusive blue suitcase! 💅🏻
But be quick! Only 200 of them exist 🤯
Or if you wanna really splurge, why not take his big brother!
60cms tall, 46.300 crystals and 330 hours of labor!
Or why not take the dark knight and his yas-mobile?
Come and get your gifts now while you still can!
Love,
Capitalism
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