#WAIT HIS NAMES XISUMAVOID RIGHT IM NOT JUST MAKING THAT UP AND/OR GETTING IT WRONG

[yhs-killed-me]

kinda shitpost yhs x hermitcraft crossover idea because im bored and tired

coolcoolcool so

the basic shit you usually see in these crossover fics, sam gets to hermitcraft somehow because magic

and by magic i mean. *pulls out my 743869 page long book of made up minecraft lore that i created.* that is a post for another day actually

anyways. sam in hermitcraft what crimes will he commit? none!! because hermitcraft does not have laws!! i think,, i dont know im not caught up JKDSJGH ANYWAYS sam joins the world. message sends. the mfs see it.

grians asleep or whatever,, doesnt see the message. everyone else does though

xisumas like “hey!! who are you how tf did you get here wh” sam does not respond because im too tired to think of a response hed give

xisuma wakes up all the sleeping hermits (including grian) n they see the message

grian goes apeshit!! (hes tired of being nice he wants 2 go apeshit let the man do what he wants) loses his mind bro he goes BONKERS he tells the hermits sam “bastard bitch boy” gladiators crimes

xisuma wants to ban him. like any sane person would. thank you xisuma for not being a sam stan and having braincells (jkjk sam stans r valid) n grians just like “hey no wait i wanna fuck him up”

happy ending; sam gets the shit beat out of him

sad ending; xisuma just bans him and sam does not get the shit beat out of him saddest ending ever ik