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theshadowrealmitself · 2 years ago

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Like I always do, I’m still thinking about other planets covered in water containing so many large and frightening looking aquatic creatures that by human definitions are alien marine dinosaurs, both deep sea and deep space creatures

And because I’m always thinking about Humans and Vulcans, I’m currently thinking about a Human who’s a marine biologist who specifically goes to other planets to check out creatures like that but they’re on medical leave because of what happened on the last planet they were on

And I’m imagining them happily explaining their job and the Incident™️ to a Vulcan they met on public transportation while the Vulcan uses every training technique they’ve ever learned to not outwardly show how horrified they are

#humans #aliens #Star Trek #space marine biologists my beloveds #horrifying alien marine monsters my beloveds ♥️♥️♥️#‘so I was under all these tons and tons and *tons* of water when the most amazing beautiful specimen swam up to my lil probe ship’#‘and opened her jaws- and I know it was a her because she had these specific markings on the facial area- anyways so she opened her jaws’#‘and this specimen- when the jaws are wide open like that- their mouths are 6 meters large! isn’t that fascinating???’#‘so as you can picture her jaws would make quite an impact on my little submarine- and they did!’#‘she clamped down so tightly and wouldn’t let go that they had to stun the poor thing’#‘it wasn’t malicious the poor thing was just trying to get a meal’#‘anyways so even after my crewmates got her away from my ship there was still the issue of said ship being out of commission’#‘and a breach in it that couldn’t possibly stand the weight of the water anymore and was about to start filling my ship up with icy water’#‘I was rescued before there was any permanent damage to me but they put me on medical leave anyways’#‘they say I need the rest after what I went through but I’m just roaring to go back out there :)’#Vulcan who’s now made an internal pack with themselves to never go near another body of water:#‘…fascinating. are you sure you don’t want to consider a career change though?’

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