#Voice actors aren't REAL actors silly!/s

[chloeverto]

Haha oh hey there didn't realize you were there. Well how long were you there? Oh haha no matter. I got your favorite flavor of popsicle. Blue Raspberry! Removed the wooden stick and everything for you. Oh yep yep, bowl and spoon right here haha. Always one step ahead aren't you. That's cool yeah yeah cool. Oh my? No I had mine earlier haha. Yeah Banana flavored. You wanna watch a dhow or something? Speaking of Netflix didya hear about its stock? Yeah dropping like flies. Oh wow you finished your popsicle already! Do you want another? No? Ok. Yes I remember. Doctor said only one a day. I just thought maybe you wanted another. Hey do you wanna go for a drive? I feel like going 35 down the highway. No yeah my car got out of the shop last Monday. Picked it up right when they opened. Got some potatoes while I was out too. Made some mashed potatoes, turkey gravey, popcorn chicken. Delish!! Well I did have leftovers but I ate it all already. Last Monday remember haha. You silly goose. Anyways, I think Jerma is live right now? Streaming the new Percy Jackson game, apparently it has a lot of bugs. No yeah, the game was adapted from the movie so you know it's gonna be bad. I heard no voice actors would even touch it so they just got game devs to do all the voices. Surprisingly the sound effects are top notch. Ok sick yeah, let me just plug the HDMI into my laptap. Oh sick! We're in the prestream. Think we could do a one guy moment? Haha yeah yeah, I heard they're al scripted. No yeah, Jerma and Ster have a game where Ster will use fake accounts to send messages and Jerma has to guess which messages are Ster's. Yeah I know right, with how fast that chat moves it's hard to read even a single message. I kinda wanna go on a drive right now. But like, not really you know? Sometimes the car just beckons to me. The exhaust? No that's so weird. Hey wanna know what that reminded me of though. When I was a kid I threw a rock at my friend's head and sent him to the hospital. He came back the next day but then I moved houses. Haha yeah I still feel kinda bad about it. Wait what did Jerma just say? Ahha no way! That's gonna be nominated for best one guy moment for sure! What's that? Oh yeah for sure that was Ster haha. I don't actually believe that by the way, just a funny conspiracy theory. Isn't your dad into some weird conspiracy theories? Uh huh, yeah. No yeah how can people fall for that haha. That's crazy, could you even imagine how crazy that would be hahahaha. Hey you know what why don't I get some icecream. I'm thinking Mint Chocolate Chip, you? Yeah ok sounds good. I'll run to the store and be right back.

20 days later

Happy Wednesday Mom! Humpday!! Woooo! Yeah ahaha!

6 Hours later

Hey I'm home, how are you? Oh no! Tell me about it. Ah well fair enough, I had an alright day. Saw my mom earlier. We just chatted, surprisingly pleasant. Well of course not, you know how they are. Different generation and all that junk. Junk inside your trunk. Yeehaw! Those are some horses. Horses run very quickly even though their legs are like a finger, or however that fun fact goes. Did you know that there are different sizes of infinity? Like the whole set of integers, you know n+1 where n is the current number. All the numbers you would reaxh using that expression. Countably Infinite. What is uncountably infinite is all real numbers. So that would include numbers with decimals and stuff. Cause 1.0 is a number and 1.1 is a number and 1.01 is a number and 1.001 is a number and 1.0001 is a number and so forth. You can't even get to 2. It's that big. How crazy is that! While yeah numbers and counting and shit is like, made up by humans it's still cool. Sven if it has no practical real world use. Though maybe that's just me being autistic. If you made it this far tag your friends! No but yeah, I'm just a quirky trans girl just living it up in the big city! Not a care in the world! I sometimes look out the window with my cat when he chirps. Try to see what he sees. He's a little orange fella. Real cute. Mostly birds you know? Sometimes we talk him out for a walk, just around the neighborhood. Put his collar, vest, and leash on.

Ons time in a walk he fisted a hole in a tree and a bird flew out. It was so crazy! I have a final I should be working on, but I like tip typing away at my phone. Like a little movie script. Haha would it be funny if I asked my boyfriend to proofread all of this. Haha that would be so crazy. I want this post to be longer. My goal was to make this like, the length of color of the sky. You know? The type of post that just takes a while to scroll past. I might have to just put it in my drafts and add on later. This is the end of the first time I add to this

Bro it's like 2 years later how crazy is that. Fuck fuck ufkc fuck fuck duck dick fuck fuckd ducm hahhahaba FUCK YOU A grape what even is that. Raisins my ass we kill plants in this ass. Root and all I just go into the woods and start pulling them up. Don't even harvest them I just like this is FALSE I DO NOT go into the nature by myself and I largely leave nature alone. I think I watched The Original Jumanji too young and now plants scare me kinda. Mushrooms too but that's from Ben 10 I think. Fucked up you know. I could be enjoying way more different types of food but I can't. Ok back to the single sided conversation.

Hey man long time no see. Still on the 1 a day popsicle regime? Yeah I hear you man BIG pharma really sucks you in. Not that being on pills forever is bad it just sucks that it's such a strain on the individuals finances. No man I'm not a cuck that was one time. Well sure I like watcjing people kiss but anyone who likes romance movies would be a cuck then. Wait are you a cuck? Yeah ok whatever man. Anyways, wanna watch some Narnia readings on youtube? I know this one guy that just recorded all the words in the books alphabetically and just plays each word as needed. No not really, that'd be way too much work. I... yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to be like this. This wasn't what this was supposed to be like. You, you never were supposed to get diagnosed with popsicle-itus. That's on me. I love you. I'll stay with you

FUCKING SIKE bitch ass get FUCKED bro I melted a popsicle and out it in your drink and now you're gonna DIE. That's what you get for fucking my mom man. Little BITCH! Oh yeah, btw I don't even like Mint Chocolate Chip. Suck on those grapes fucker. Of course I'll hold your hand. You'll wake up tomorrow and I'll find you.

Baited lul

[monomonomagines]

Can I get a thing with kirumi,souda,fuyuhiko,sakura and Celeste who's s/o is very afraid of horror movies but tries to play it off like they aren't but they are noticeably jumpy afterwards seeing one?

Sure thing Anon! I hope you don’t mind me going into a bit more detail about when they’d comfort S/o as some are more observant but if anything isn’t to your liking feel free to tell me! After all, I’ll gladly fix up whatever I goofed if I did at all!

Kirumi

Kirumi herself wasn't a fan of horror movies though she was perfectly content with watching them so long as you were by her side.

It wasn’t that she was ever fearful of them but she mostly only enjoyed them as it allowed her to spend her time simply allowing you to hold on to her if need be or providing for you any other way you’d need her to.

She wasn’t very pushy with her help, normally allowing you to take your time to admit how fearful you would get, but she normally noticed it far before you would even realize.

That’s why, per usual, she held a rather stoic face as you two came to the end of the movie playing this time.

You had seemed jumpy as she quickly caught onto but she still had kept her mouth shut, remaining patient as she asked you a simple, “Are you alright, S/o?”

You wanted to tell her you were, you didn’t want her to know of your fears or how badly the movie affected you so you simply shook your head, boldly brushing off her concerns at first.

However, as you continued to act noticeably jumpy, even towards her if you didn’t see her for a moment or if she placed her hand on your shoulder in an attempt to comfort you, she couldn’t help but become overwhelmed with her own desire to help.

She normally wouldn’t act so rash but as she didn’t know what else to do had quickly pulled you into an embrace, uttering out how it’s ok and that you’re safe.

She would protect you so there is no need to worry yourself, she’d assure you, refusing to let go of you until you seemed to show signs of improving.

“S/o I do hope you know that if there’s anything you need, I’d be happy to aid you in any way I can so please, rely on me. I’ll permit no harm to come your way.”

Kazuichi

Kazuichi isn’t the most attentive guy when it comes to his surroundings, especially during a horror movie.

All he can focus on is trying to keep up his own “cool guy” act as he doesn’t want to look like a fool around you.

He cared more than anything about what you thought of him and would be devastated if you thought anything ill of him or even worse, that he was lame and a coward.

All throughout the movie, he ended up clinging onto you just as much as you would on him, both of you trying to brush off your jumpiness with a laugh and excuse with neither of you noticing that the other felt the same.

Kazuichi was skeptical if you realized or not as he wasn’t the best actor but as he seemed to make it through the end of the movie with you, he felt a bit of confidence finally growing in his chest.

He made it, with his image intact! This was great! If not for him trying to hide his own jumpiness he would’ve cheered.

Perhaps, that action though is what exposed the two of you. Overcome with excitement he grabbed onto you, intending to pull you into a hug and instead causing you to visibly jump and yell, causing him to follow suit before he could even comprehend what the two of you were so scared for.

“Wh-what’s wrong!? What’s going on!?” He cried out, looking frantically about the two of you as you awkwardly let out a small laugh.

You tried to assure him it was nothing but even Kazuichi wasn’t that stupid. He could tell just from looking at you now that you were as jumpy as him right now and he didn’t want things to stay this way at all.

“Y’know S/o, it’s ok if you’re scared,” he says, taking your hand into his own, “i-if anything, I’m a bit jumpy myself right now so you’re not alone. If you want we could even go lay in bed, I mean, it always feels a lot safer under the covers and stuff right?”

Fuyuhiko

While Fuyuhiko was more attentive than Kazuichi was, he was certainly no Kirumi.

He’d sit out the entire movie with you, not thinking much about the first few times you would react to any of the scares.

However, as the movie crept closer and closer to its eventual end, he quickly took note of how you grew increasingly jumpy.

“You know, if you’re so scared of it, you don’t have to watch it!” He yells out, not realizing how loud he was due to his frustration until he saw your body jump once again.

He knew he wasn’t the most gentle when he got frustrated, he was the Ultimate Yakuza after all and he had his own struggles with his anger but at that moment he knew he scared you.

He didn’t intend to but he made you jump and he felt awful.

Without a second thought, he brushed aside your excuses as he looked at you with a rare concerned expression.

“I’m not buying any of that bullshit,” he says, trying to keep his voice softer this time, “I can tell you’re scared so I’m not leaving this on. Give me the remote!”

Ignoring the excuses pouring from your mouth once again, he quickly grabs the remote from your hands, flicking off the TV and dropping the remote to his side dramatically.

He didn’t care if he seemed stubborn or childish to you right now, what he wanted was to make you feel better and you’d best believe that he’d do whatever he can to accomplish this!

Losing any sense of pride, he pulled you into a hug, brushing your hair back as he reassures you that he’s right there and that even some stupid monster wouldn’t be a match for him.

“Do you know who you’re talking to? I’m Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, The Ultimate Yakuza! As if some guy with eyes all over his body could take me, that’s just more points I can hit him anyways!”

Sakura

Sakura, similar to Kirumi and Fuyuhiko, wasn't easy to stir up.  

She was steeled enough to act calm and rational in most situations, rarely seeming affected even by any real-life horrors she might encounter.

However, she also was attentive enough to notice that this wasn’t exactly the case for you.

She didn’t mention it as she didn’t want to damage your pride at all, but she could certainly tell that you would be more of a mess without her here so she simply laid her larger hand next to yours for you to grab if you so pleased.

She wanted to do more of course, but with the way things were she was a bit apprehensive, worried that she might make you jump even worse than the movie playing before the two of you.

That’s why she didn’t even utter a word, even as you took her offering, grabbing onto her hand and squeezing her for dear life as you jumped again and again at the scares.

It wasn’t actually until the end of the movie that she finally spoke up, nearly causing you to jump in itself due to how shaken up you were.

“S/o, you’re far too shaken up! Let’s put something else on to calm your nerves.” She says, releasing your hand as she gets up and looks to you, giving a small gentle smile.

“I’ll put on some soothing videos and get you a drink. It should help you to recover your strength.”

Celeste

Celeste has no issues with horror movies, quite enjoying them herself if they happen to have anything to do with vampires especially.

This didn’t mean that her attention was fully on the movie playing in front of the two of you though.

Celeste was rather observant herself so she could easily see through your brave act, noticing immediately how you tried to brace yourself for each scare, only to look worse off than you had before.

She had noticed but she didn’t want to say anything to address it either. If you wanted to put on a brave act so badly, she wasn’t going out of her way to say anything. After all, that was all on you.

Or so she thought, but Celeste couldn’t help but go soft when she noticed your looks worsening even as you both neared the end of your current film.

She was a fan of the pale look but certainly not to this extent. With how bad you looked she couldn’t help but worry, despite her poker face hiding even those kinder feelings of hers.

She could tell there was no stopping you if she addressed your skittishness now, so rather than say anything she made an excuse herself, giving an exaggerated yawn as she announced, “I’m feeling rather tired, S/o. How about we finish this movie another time and head to bed together?”

She was normally a good actress but when she saw the face you gave her she could already guess that you were going to spill excuse after excuse of how you weren’t scared, even if she knew better.

“S/o, you know that you cannot hide such a thing from me, yes? I can tell you're scared even now, so I wanted to take a break. It should be the greatest honor for someone like me to be worried for you, shouldn’t it?” She asks, smiling matter of factly as she grabs the remote from your hands to turn off the TV.

She wasn’t the best at opening up to you but you could tell she cared. You knew that just as much as you knew not to argue with her, feeling a smile cross your features as she brushed off her own evident worries the way you did.

“You shouldn’t be focusing on a silly movie like that when you’re keeping me waiting, right?”

[bestwishes86]

A snippet from "The Audition" leave comments and critiques

Best of Me : Book One – Moon

Chapter One – The Audition

    One Thousand is the number of head shots and resumes the thirty two year old director and her best friend and sister Luna had looked through for two days while drinking glasses of wine and smoking countless cigarettes. Together the pair had consumed nine bottles of something French before culling that number down to two hundred. Luna, the natural beauty with skin the color of green tea with too much milk in it had done the real leg work. Her fingers were numb from all the typing and retyping of all the names and seeing who had been used in prior work. Who had made 'experimental films' and who had nudes anywhere on the internet. Over dinner the pair had cackled like hens as they watched the films and decided whose penis was the best and whose was the worst.

    Any name they found was instantly rejected and the head shot and resume thrown into the shredder. Valentina longed for the day when these celebrity wannabes wised up enough to know.

    “Why give it away for free if someone will pay for it,”

    Barring those had swiftly brought the candidates list down. But then she was left with two hundred men who she had to pair with the two leading men of the Lakorn film movement, She looked at Luna, the milk tea goddess was dressed in one of her muscle bound husbands shirts which fit her like a dress two sizes too large. Her long thin legs draped across the arm of the brown leather couch while she was on the phone with the hotel they would use for the venue. The shirt, a white with black stripes button down complimented her skin and long, dyed ruby red hair which fell around her half halo face in waves.

    Valentina had born as a boy whose name was Kerrin. Kerrin had once been an actor in her early days in the business. She had been born a male, with a femininity that made her stand out from her all boy's school classmates. It had been this that caused them to tease her and hate her. But there was no denying that as a boy she had been sexy. Large doe eyes, high cheek bones, a small button nose and natural light skin the bravest boys would try and share her time. They would secretly be nice to her. It had confused her then because those same boys had been the ones to spit on her or call her names. Her sister Luna had suggested she try acting, since she could lie to their loving and caring parents about her time in school to the point they believed her. Why not? And she did.

    Soon her face as Kerrin was one many knew. The soap opera he starred in took off. Money came easy enough then. But she hated every second of it. Smiling for the camera, seeing that stranger's face where her's should be. It had been her wish back then to die. But instead she did the next best thing. She paid an obscene amount of money to a doctor who cut away any trace of Kerrin. It was painful the numerous surgeries, the days of bed rest, the rehabilitation. But what had hurt the worst was when she had gone to see her parents and they had hit and cursed her. Only Luna had defended her and called the man who at that time was named Perth who kicked in the door and beat her father while she lay on her side. Bleeding from where her father's foot had stomped on her head. This was the 2000's and plastic surgery wasn't what it is now, the damage done had called for another round of surgeries and this time Perth had paid for those. But two years later Valentina was born from the boy who never had been in love.

    “Val did you fall sleep with your eyes open again,” Luna's soft concern snapped her out of her revelry.

    “No just remembering Kerrin, sorry what were you saying,” Valentina asked looking at the empty bottle of wine and wondering if it was too late in the evening for food. Beauty came at a cost and for her it was the freedom to eat whenever she wanted. Standing at six foot without heels, her body was taut from hours in the gym daily, her breasts small and perky and her ass the shape of a healthy apple. She wanted to keep everything in the right place and the right shape.

    “Bond is coming tomorrow is that ok,” Luna asked again and Valentina nodded while internally cringing. Luna went back to the phone conversation while Valentina rose from the couch she had been sitting on and walked to the window like wall of glass that framed the loft apartment on one side. Her simple white dress flowed around her as if she were Sailor Moon which was secretly her spirit animal. Her hip length golden blond hair was styled in a similar manner and her eyes were reshaped to look Japanese instead Thai. She reached to the small end table made of glass and metal by her personal couch and picked up her rose gold Iphone and dialed the long password to the phone. Her work phone lay in her work bag, her personal phone was one that only two people had the numbers for. Luna and Titan. They were her friends and the only people she considered family. She tapped Titan's name long changed from Perth and put the phone to her ear as she watched the rain fall down on the city twenty stories below her.

    “Hello Beautiful, how was day drinking.” a deep yet soft voice teased her and she felt her eyebrows come together.

    “Terrible without my husband, how was your day? Bed any new costars or is it pop singers this year?” Valentina cooed back. The two had known each other since they were little boys, and he had been the only one besides Luna happy to meet Valentina.

    “A Gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell,” Titan said back without skipping a beat.

    “I'm sorry I must have the wrong number, I thought I was calling Titan the man who couldn't keep his pants up if they were sewn to his skin. Not a Gentleman, I will let you go then,” Valentina said and was surprised by her own tone of voice. The mere mention of the name Bond did this too her.

    “Whoa whoa who has got my wife in this state, I will break his legs,” Titan said with amusement but a serious undertone.

    “If only you had when you had the chance,' Valentina said and pressed her forehead to the glass.

    “What has Bond done now...?” Titan asked knowing instantly who she was thinking of.

    “Nothing yet, But you know Bond. He insists on attending the auditions tomorrow. Probably to scare away your future costar.”Valentina said calmer now that the cool glass was touching her skin. Maybe she had drunk too much on an near empty stomach.

    “I will be there.” Titan said and Valentina felt a smile cross her face. When they had been children Perth had always come to her aid. No matter how many boys had her cornered Perth would fight for her. Somethings never changed, even if she had.

    “No you won't you have costume fitting at the same time as the auditions,” Valentina reminded him as she moved back from the glass and switched over to speaker phone.

    “My measurements haven't changed in ten years. I will be there to keep Bond out of your hair like a good man should. Speaking of, have you been on any dates lately,” Titan asked the open air and Luna snorted sitting up at the sound of that question.

    “Excuse me...!?” Valentina asked shocked at the question.

    “Well neither of us are getting any younger my love and I worry that you're intentionally warding off men with your moods,” Titan explained and Valentina wanted to drop her phone and step on it. Perth had never cared if Kerrin had liked men or women, and made a point to find every boy in the school who preferred steak to chicken and bring them round. None met what he called Kerrin's standards when in all honesty each time it had hurt. Because all Kerrin had wanted was Perth. Now Valentina was nearing that time in her life where honesty and lies were almost the same thing. And still all she wanted was Titan.

    “Twenty years later and I still want to throttle you,” Valentina said through gritted teeth.

    “But you love me too much to do it, I know. But maybe you should share that love with someone who deserves it.” Titan said and there was no joking in his tone.

    “Is this because my birthday is coming up, the one we aren't celebrating,” Valentina asked feeling a rising sense of fear at the mention of it. Titan had always gone out of his way to make her birthday special. And it unnerved her the level of care and effort he put into them. Each year it gave her hope that he would kiss her and she knew that was a silly fantasy.

    “You only turn twenty nine 3 times, we agreed this year you become thirty. How can I not use some of the money I made starring in your shows to shower you with unwanted attention from people you believe hate you,” Titan sing songed and Luna giggled and Valentina shot her a death glare.

    “Fine Fine, I become Thirty and you and Luna get to see my youth wither and dry, is thirty too soon for menopause?”Valentina asked and all three laughed openly and all thoughts of Bond were forgotten.  

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Valentina is inspired by the Thai transwoman - Blossum and Titan is inspired by Earth P