#Vlad is literally sitting in his domain trying to melt feather's coated in Danny's ice and is going to have hell trying to fix himself

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Danny, transforming into his human form but keeping some draconic features, like a tail, horns and some scales: What, never seen a dragon transform before?

Alfred, taking everything in stride: This way to the dinning room, Master Dragon.

Danny: Where's the ice cream.

Alfred, looking Danny over: Master Dragon, dessert would most certainly ruin your appetite.

Danny: But you said-

Alfred: No buts, Master Dragon.

Everyone else:

So now here they are, sitting at the dinning table eating with a dragon from who knows where. Bonus points if Danny tries to act dignified and aloof but it's ultimately ruined by being bummed out about not having said ice-cream and somewhat pouting.

Dick, trying to make conversation: So... what made you decide to drop into our backyard?

Danny, picking at his food deciding if he should eat or not: Oh, you know. Got into a fight with my uncle and he burned my scales, the usual.

Dick:

Bruce:

Tim:

Damian: A most common occurrence, yes.

Dick, trying to pick back up the conversation: So, who's the uncle-

Danny, deciding fuck it and putting the fork into his mouth, waving his hand dismissively: Phoenix, Duke of the Black Flame, enemy of ice, etc. Kind of a dick but-

Danny, pausing after tasting the food:

Danny: Shovels food into his mouth quickly as he's able, before seeing everyone's stare and remembering where exactly he was and slowing down, trying to regain the cool and aloof image he was going for.

Danny: Ahem. Kind of a dick but wouldn't even think about killing me.

The Batfam:

Danny: If it helps, I messed up his feathers just as bad as he messed up my scales.

There was a dragon in their fountain.

A giant eastern dragon in their fountain.

Most of its body is in the fountain, but a good portion of it is just resting on the ground.

Were they supposed to just, leave it there or make it shoo.

Tim didn't know, neither did Dick.

It was beautiful, scales a glowing white and a mane that looked incredibly soft, even from where they were standing.

Again, there was a dragon in their fountain. A beautiful dragon, but a dragon nonetheless.

Alfred, the unconcerned, professional, most unphased man, just, walked over to it, give it sass for growling at him, and then asked if it would like to soak in the pool instead.

And the damn thing agreed to it too.

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Danny fucking hated the aftermath of his fights with Vlad, sure, the phoenix never tried to actually kill him or anything, but the heat just does not do it for him.

At least the fucker himself is gonna be uncomfortable from the cold.

Danny just wanted to navigate to the Far Frozen to recover from the heat, alright. Of course it would be too much to ask, because next them he knew he ran into a portal and plopped down onto some rich person's lawn.

And then took over said rich person's fountain, it was big enough for a good amount of his body at least, so he just went why the fuck not.

Then some butler came over to him, gave him of all people fucking sass, and asked him if he wanted to soak in the pool instead.

So of course, he got to the moving to said pool.