#Vinny is a precious lil boy

[thebananaiscold]

Creeps/Creepypasta Oc Backstory Part: 2 continued

After Ashley killed James, she collected the souls of the villagers along with the souls of her son and brother. She placed the villagers' souls into her voodoo dolls, turning them into minions and forcing them to do her bidding. Ashley tried to resurrect her son Vinny and her brother Hector, but she wasn’t able to. The only thing that she knew of that could have brought her brother and son back to life was the flower of eternity, but it only grows once every 300 years and has to be picked within 30 minutes of blooming or else it dies. Since the flower wasn’t in bloom, she was forced to put their souls into the voodoo dolls. Unlike the villagers, Vinny and Hector kept their memories and willingly carried out tasks for Ashley. While traveling to the under realm after losing virtually everything. A white raven with black markings landed on her head. The raven decided to stick around and refused to leave her side. Ashley kept the raven and made him her familiar. She named the raven Melvacure and brought him into her new house that was located deep in the haunted woods of the underworld, secluded far away from society. Ashley began making potions and poisons and sold them both in her travelers cart and online to others, Mel delivers the online orders to the residents of the underworld. Her potions and poisons were known for their quality, strength, and effectiveness, she quickly gained popularity, becoming recognized as the underworld's most powerful witch. Ashley would frequently travel back and forth from the underworld to the human realm to gather potion ingredients and sell potions. During one trip to the human realm she met a man that would soon become her target enemy, Issac Grossman.

[xoxoangel]

dumbass has arrived

[kelieah]

📒: how about arvin proposing to the reader and just being a straight up simp :’)

marry me stupid (arvin russell x reader)

warnings: simp overload, fluuufff, language, mentions of sex

edited: this is pretty shitty sorry sorry fsjkdhf

a/n: absofuckinglutely. yes. sorry i wanted to make it a lil spicy cus i feel like arvin would be that kind of guy 😭

arvin russell masterlist

“You’re playing with me, boy. N-No,” you take a step back as your brunette freckled boyfriend gets down on one knee in front of you.

He smiles cheekily at you and shakily holds up a tiny busted box while scratching the back of his neck nervously with his other hand. “I ain’t playing, now shut up and let me talk, baby.” You bite your lip to refrain yourself from interrupting him and nod for him to continue, watching him with teary eyes. “Now look, I hate being cheesy you know I do. But I swear to god, and you know I do that a lot, ever since you came into my life baby girl. Fuck, I swear I’ve never felt so blessed. I’ve been feeling so blessed, shit I might even go to church,” he laughs awkwardly and shakes his head.

You let out an airy laugh and wipe away the tears that rolled down your cheeks, “Yeah, right.”

“Shut it. I’m serious. You could ask me to stop smoking and I’d do it. Lover, Doll, Sweetheart. Love of my life, I would do anything for you in a heartbeat. I damn promise you that. I honestly don’t know how else boys go on with this proposal shit but I just know it’s you, girl. These past two years, I can’t imagine spending the rest of my time with anyone else but you. Just you. That’s all I want. You and you sweet puss—”

“Arvin!” you gasp and swat at him.

He laughs and dodges your hand, flashing you a smirk that makes you weak in the knees. “I’m teasing, doll. I just hope you know that you’re all that I think about, day and night. I love the way your lips curve when you smile. I love it when your eyes brighten when you talk about the things you like. I love getting lost in those beautiful eyes of yours. I love your smell, god I can’t get enough of it. I can’t get enough of you. The way you laugh, the way you cry, all of you. I love all of you, every single inch, everything. I am so in love with you. I want you to be mine, forever. I want to fuck you, forever. Marry me, stupid.”

“Jesus, Vinny,” you whine and collapse into his arms, pulling him close. “Yes, of course. I’ll marry you, idiot.” You hold out your hand and stifle a giggly sob as he hurriedly slips on the ring he managed to buy you. It isn’t anything too fancy but to you it is perfect.

“God, I love you, precious,” he cups your face and kisses you deeply.

kelly’s one year anniversary sleepover

[thatssonanii]

Trouble Man

HAHN AU

AN:: Because I ain't like it so rewrite it is. Mitch and Lainey are together, Candace is alive in order for this to work..

Candace tossed and turned in her hotel bed trying to shake the voices of those whose deaths she caused. From Oscar, War and Quincy to Erica and Lil Q. She yelled out in her sleep until she felt someone grab her and her eyes shot open landing on Oliver.

"Stop fighting. Stop. And shut up." Oliver demanded in a hushed tone.

"What are you doing in here? Get out of here! Leave me alone!"

Rolling his eyes, Oliver placed a the handkerchief he held over her mouth only moving it when she stopped fighting. Placing it into the inside pocket of his suit jacket, he stood from the bed and motioned to the men he'd traveled with.

"Restrain her and put her in the trunk."

Landen scoffed stopping the other two service members. "We don't just do what you say, Oliver. You don't make demands."

Oliver stepped into his face. "Who did Charles put in charge of this when the first person fell short? Who knew that there was a job to get done and played around?"

There was silence between the men.

"I'll answer for you. He put me in charge when you played around." Oliver spoke through clenched teeth. "So do what I said. Restrain her and put her in the trunk. Now."

Oliver glared at Landen a little longer then left the room with his phone to his ear.

On the other side of town, Benny sat in Melissa's house changing her locks. The two of them had just come in from their ruined dinner.

"Benny, you don't need to change those right now. They're not coming here. Lemme clean that cut on your forehead."

Benny shook his head still working on the front door locks. "Nah, ima be aight this needs to be done. You don't know these people like I do, they're coming. And when they do you don't wanna be caught slippin. Aight?"

Melissa sighed, "Benny, it's fine. I'll just call Veronica and get this taken care of."

"Isn't she the reason you're in this mess? You not calling her. That kid that they sent its tryna prove a point and I'm not gon let him use you for target practice to prove it."

"Alright, Benny. But when you're done I'm cleaning that cut and you're getting out of here."

Benny shook his head again. "No, I'm not. I gotta make sure you safe. He looking for me too I'm sure now so when he shows up he can get the rest of the ass whoopin he ain't get in that damn restaurant."

"I see you're not budging so I'll give up but I think you should at least go check on your family."

"I got that taken care of, ima call them. Why don't you go fix us something to drink or something. Relax. I got you."

After receiving his punishment from his family, Mitch went to sit across from Vinny in his booth clutching his side. Vinny took a swig of his beer then chuckled.

"Learn ya lesson?"

"Yeah, Uncle Vinny. So we good now?" He asked wincing a bit.

"Yeah we are but you listen to me no more lying to your family and covering up for this kid."

"I was helping my friend. His family is my family too. I told you that."

"No," Vinny barked, "The Malones are your family, not them. We are. Understand?"

Sandy approached the table clutching the ice back to his head. "He's acting like that cause he's dating that guy's sister. He's been hiding it from us."

Mitch turned to glare at his cousin, "Shut your little bitch ass up before you get beat up again, Sandy! Not the time!"

"You ain't gonna do nothin. Guess what else, Uncle Vinny. He's got a baby with the broad. How you like that, Mitch?"

Mitch got up as quick as his injuries would allow and stood in front of Sandy glaring down at him. "What did I say to you? What did I tell you?"

"That dumbass friend of yours is gonna get what he deserves for what he did and if I'm lucky I'll get that broad and that baby too." Sandy taunted with a smirk.

Mitch threw a few punches knocking the smaller man down before being pulled away, backed into a wall. Vinny stood in the open space between them pointing a finger at each of them.

"Sandy, if you knew how to back up the shit you say, you wouldn't be in this mess in the first place. You just love getting your ass kicked, don't you?" Vinny asked sarcastically.

Sandy sucked his teeth. "Oh everybody has jokes now. Aren't you gonna do something? He hit me and he had a baby with the black kid's sister."

Mitch struggled against his cousin, "Oh shut up, you whiny ass cry baby! You're lucky they're holding me!"

"Shut it, Mitch! Sandy, you get outta here and do what you said you were gonna do and I want it done tonight. If it's not done then I'm gonna do it to you."

"You got it, Uncle Vinny. I'll even get extras for you." Sandy answered with a smirk.

"I swear to God, Sandy. If you do this, I'll take you out myself. And unlike you, I'm not afraid to do it."

Vinny waved Sandy out of the bar then got closer to Mitch letting his nephews know that they could move.

"So what ... you're gonna kill your own family over these people? It's that what I just heard?"

Mitch glared at his uncle, "They're my family too."

"You mean the black girl and the black baby? Right?" Vinny chuckled.

"I mean my best friend, my girl, my daughter, all of them."

"When were you gonna tell us the good news? Our boy's a daddy now. Hey," Vinny called out, "Get him a drink. He deserves a congratulations."

Mitch huffed. "I don't want a damn drink. I'm leaving."

"No, you're not. You're gonna sit here and wait for Sandy to call. And while we're waiting you're gonna tell me why you didn't tell us."

"I'm not staying here while he's trying to kill them. I told who needed to know. Mama Rose. That's it. She loves my girl and my baby, she's gonna be pissed when she finds out."

Vinny's nostrils flaired as he grew angrier. "Mama Rose isn't here! I am! I'm in charge!"

"All you are is a placeholder while the heat dies down. She wouldn't leave this to you, Vinny. You couldn't even defend yourself from a drug addict," Mitch laughed.

"You keep it up and you'll end up dead along with your precious family, you lil bastard."

While they were going back and forth, one of Mitch's cousins sent a text to Mama Rose about what was happening. Moments later his phone rung and he stepped away to answer.

Hanna pulled up in front of her house and hopped off after killing the engine. She chuckled to herself approaching her stoop.

"Well ... well ... well ... look at my babygirl. What are you doing here this late with my baby?"

Lainey smiled bouncing her four month old daughter in her arms. "Tell your Nana that we were at home alone and your daddy wasn't answering so we thought he was here with Benny."

Hanna grabbed her grandbaby and gave her daughter her housekeys. "No, he's not here but I'm glad you two came to see me. I missed yall. Let's go in and I'll call your bug head brother, I'm sure they're together."

The three of them went inside the two story home, the older two engaging in conversation with each other.

Oliver stood in front of Candace in the chair she was tied to squinting at her. He took a moment to clean his glasses and put them back on before smacking the side of Candace's face.

"Come on, get up. I don't have all day."

Candace came to with a frantic gasp as she tried to move around.

"You might as well stop moving, you're restrained and that won't change. Now are you going to be quiet while we talk to you or do I need to tape your mouth?"

"No, don't. I just wanna know why I'm here. What's happening?" She asked fearfully.

Oliver stepped to the side as the door opened and in walked Charles. His signature smile plastered on his face.

"We met again, Ms. Young. Bet you thought you got away, didn't you?"

"Charles ... what ... what are you doing? Is this because I didn't want to come back? I'm sorry. Just let me go."

With his hands in his pockets, Charles walked a circle around the chair she sat in laughing loudly. "That's not it. Guess again, Ms. Young."

Candace sat quietly. "It's because I told you that I'm pregnant? It's the truth, I am."

"Its not about that because I know you're not."

"What? I went to the doctor. Yes, I am. Please. I'm go away and I won't bother you. Just let me and my baby go."

Again Charles laughed. "You hear that, Oliver? Just let me and my baby go," he mimicked, "When we met, I told you two things that you shouldn't have ever forgotten. Do you remember?"

Oliver stood back with an amused look on his face.

"No, you told me a lot of things. I don't know, Charles."

Charles stopped in front of her and leaned down so she could see his face. "I told you that I'm not the one to play with and there's nothing that you can do, nothing you can say and nowhere that you can go that I won't know about. That doctor told you that because I wanted her to. Wanted to see how long you'd keep it to yourself before you used the card you thought you had."

"All of this so I would come back? Are you really that delusional and crazy?"

"No, that's not it. Whether you came back on your own or forcefully you were coming back. I always make good on my favors for my friends. And this favor just so happens to be for a best friend of mine."

Candace started to move around in the chair trying to get loose. "This is about that money I took from Jim? He got you being his bitch now?"

"That's cute," he laughed, "You think that shit that you pulled with Jim is gonna work on me and you're wrong ... its not. I wouldn't piss on Jim if he was on fire."

"Then who? Who asked you to do this?"

"Aah, if I tell you then I have to kill you." He smiled wickedly at her. "Well ... I'm gonna do that anyways so I'll tell you. On a few occasions David Harrington let you know that you had no idea who you were playing games with and that he could make your insignificant life disappear just ... like ... that. And you didn't listen, you took him for a joke."

Candace started to get scared but still attempted to hide it. "Why?"

"Oliver, would you please enlighten Ms. Young with the list of offenses, please?"

Oliver stepped forward. "Gladly, sir. You extorted money multiple times, interfered and toyed with his niece, Amanda's well being, inserted his son into a murder and got his fiancé killed. And that's just what you did to Mr. Harrington."

"Thank you, Oliver," Charles said with a smile, "Now let's talk about the things you've done to other people. You screwed a friend over which caused the death of your son so you killed your son, you're the reason your brother has caused heartache in the past, you're the reason your brother almost died twice, you're too blame as to why Benny had bad blood with the Malonrs, and you're the reason you're mother almost died."

Candace bit back tears. "Why does he care about those things? They had nothing to do with David."

"Since you asked so nicely. David sees the pain you put your mother through and he doesn't like it at all. Your mother, Ms. Hanna, it's a beautiful woman and beautiful soul who didn't deserve the pile of shit you left in her lap. But he intends to clean it all up, starting with you being in Itty bitty pieces."

Oliver removed his suit jacket and picked up the electric hand saw starting it. The tears started to fall freely from Candace's eyes as she looked between both men.

"Please ... please don't do this," she sobbed "I'm sorry, I'll give the money back I'll leave them all alone."

"Sorry won't undo any of the shit you did, now will it? Oliver, she's all yours. Have fun."

"Will do, sir."

Furious, Mama Rose called Benny's phone. After speaking with her nephew she knew it was time to come out of her faux retirement to set some things straight. In that moment she didn't care about the heat on her being hot, she was going to protect those she held close to her heart above all else.

Benny looked at his phone and frowned a little before answering. "Who this?"

"Now, Benjamin, is that how you answer your phone for your Mama Rose?"

"No ma'am," he chuckled, "How you doing?"

"Oh I would be better if half of my family wasn't worthless. Where are you?"

Benny glanced up from his spot on the floor at Melissa, so was handing him a glass. "I'm at a friend's house helping her. You need me?"

"Is it the girl Veronica had Vinny go after? Is it her, Benjamin?" Mama Rose asked urgently.

"Yes ma'am and I don't even wanna know how you knew that."

"You know I know everything. Listen, you need to go to your mother's house. I'm on my way there but I don't know if I'll make it in time to stop it."

Benny frowned, "Stop what? What's going on?"Just as she got ready to answer, another call came through from mama. "This her right now calling. I'll call you back, Mama Rose." He answered her call effectively ending the previous call.

"Benjamin, baby. Where are you and that friend of yours?" Hanna asked laughing. "Your sister and niece are not happy that you're stealing him away."

"I'm not with him, Mama. I'm helpin, Melissa out. I'm bout to head that way though."

"Okay, baby and bring Melissa with you. And can you please see if you can find out where Mitch is?"

"Yes ma'am I will. Be there in a few. Love yall."

Benny finished chaging the locks quickly then he and Melissa left her house headed for his mama's house. Thankfully there wasn't much traffic so he was able to speed a bit to get there quicker. While they made their way to the house, Mitch was glaring at his uncle making a plan in his head.

"You got something you wanna say to me?" Vinny asked.

Mitch shook his head. "Nothing that I haven't already told you. You know where I stand on this."

"And you know where your family stands. There were lots of good girls that hang around here that you could've had. And you have too many cousins around here to be lookin elsewhere for friends. You're just gonna try any way you can to get away from us."

"I never wanted this. Ever. And you know that. The only reason I got as involved as I was is because your ass went and got stabbed so I had to help." Mitch fired back smartly. "You're so mad that I'm Mama Rose's favorite and she understood me not wanting to be apart of this."

Vinny grunted, "I don't give a shit about that."

"Yeah ... ya do. That's why you try do hard to find shit on me."

"You know what ... if Sandy doesn't get that broad and that baby I think I'll do it myself. And I think I'll enjoy it."

"The same thing I said to Sandy goes for you too. I'm not about to play this bullshit game with you or him when it comes to my family. I will kill you and not think twice about it. And if I don't," he smirked, "Mama Rose will. Just like I'm her favorite and she would do anything for me ... she feels the same way about those two. You harm any of us and she'll kill you."

Vinny stared at his nephew as he answered his ringing phone. He put it on speaker and sat it on the table.

"Yeah?"

"Just letting you know that we're pulling up to the house."

Mitch's blood boiled as he listened to his younger cousin talk. "You little bastard ... you better not."

"Shut up," Vinny barked, "Good. You do it and then you get your ass back here. Understand?"

Sandy agreed before getting off of the phone. One of the cousins that worked behind the bar approached their table extending the bar phone to Mitch making Vinny frown.

"What the hell are you doin?"

The cousin shrugged urging Mitch to take the phone. "Mama Rose."

Mitch took the phone and the cousin walked away. When he put the phone to his ear, he stared atvhis uncle.

"Yes ma'am?"

"Do not change your face. You keep whatever expression you have, I want him to think I'm pissed at you." Mama Rose instructed quickly.

Mitch sighed harshly, "Yes ma'am., I understand."

"Good, good. I know what's happening and I'm trying to get there and stop it."

Mitch almost broke and cheered but the sight of Vinny's smug smile kept him from doing so.

"But, Mama," Mitch started trying to act as if he was pleading. "Please, that's my baby in that house."

"And I'll make damn sure they all remain safe. But listen to me. Are you listening?"

Mitch dropped his head a bit. "I'm listening."

"If I am unable to get there before it happens and stop it, whether anyone gets hit or not, I will make sure that those involved are handled. In the event that this happens, I will let your cousins behind the bar know and they will do as instructed. Okay?"

Yes, Mama. I understand but please hear me out."

"I know, Mitch. You did good. I have to go."

The phone hung up before Mitch could say anything. The cousin came to retrieve the phone making quick eye contact with Mitch then walked off.

"Mama, can you make her a bottle while you're in the kitchen? She getting all fussy." Lainey yelled from her seat on the sofa in the living room.

"Yeah, baby but you're gonna have to bring her formula! I don't have anymore here!" Hanna yelled back.

Lainey looked through her daughter's diaper bag for the can of formula. Once she had it, she carried it and her daughter to the kitchen. Benny pulled up in front of his mother's house and quickly jumped out of the car with Melissa. He pulled her in front of him then let them into the house.

"Mama! Lainey! Where yall at?" He yelled frantically as he walked through the foyer.

Hanna laughed a little, "We're in the kitchen and stop yelling."

Benny pulled Melissa along with him, when he got to the kitchen he hugged his sister and his mama then kissed his niece's head.

Lainey stared at him strangely and laughed, "Boy what is wrong with you? You squeezing the life outta us."

"Something is going down, it's not safe." He explained quickly. "Mama Rose called to warn me. I'm sure it's about what happened earlier."

Lainey and Hanna shared a look then looked at him. "What did you do, Benjamin?"

Melissa stepped forward. "He was protecting me, Ms. Hanna. Veronica sent the Malones after me and Benny beat him up so now he's pissed."

The black van carrying Sandy and his cousins pulled up slowly in front of the two story home. Inside Sandy readied his gun but kept fumbling.

"You sure you got this? We can do it."

Sandy glared at his cousin. "I don't need help. I got this. You just sit back and watch. I'm gonna take all of them out."

Oliver finished with his task, set up the disposal and went to get cleaned up before going to meet with Charles. He met the president elect in his home office.

"I take it that it's taken care of," Charles said smoothly turning side to side in his office chair.

"Yes sir, of course. She's being disposed of as we speak."

Charles smiled. "Did you save what I asked you to save?"

"Yes sir," Oliver said proudly, "Packaged, sealed and ready to go."

"Good, good. I want to be in Savannah tonight. I like to deliver my good news in person."

Oliver nodded pulling his phone out. "I can make that happen in the next thirty minutes. If I can ask, sir. May I make a personal stop during this trip to Savannah? It won't take long."

Charles leaned back in his chair relaxing, his smile still on his face. "Somce you did such a good job, I'll allow it. What is the stop?"

"I just wanna check in on a friend of mine. She had a baby not too long ago and I haven't been able to see the baby yet."

"You got a girlfriend and a baby, Oliver? Hiding things from me?"

Oliver quickly looked up from his phone laughing, "No, sir. Of course not. Me and her have been friends for years, nothing like that. She's actually Hanna's daughter."

Charles raised a brow, "Alaina? She anything like her sister?"

"No, not at all. If she was, we wouldn't be friends. She's a good girl who doesn't take anybody's shit," Oliver laughed going back to his phone, "She is definitely her mother's child. She loved to fight growing up."

"I think I'd like to make this stop with you."

Oliver glanced at him for a moment then back to his phone. "That's fine with me, sir. But I have to warn you, she is in a relationship."

Charles chuckled. "I just wanna meet her. Nothing else."

"Yes sir of course. We will be ready to take off in about twenty minutes. I'll have a bag prepared for you. "

"Thank you, Oliver. Let Landen know you and Ramsey will be the only ones accompanying me. He is to stay here and make sure that the house gets packed up correctly."

[vertigoambrosia]

i should be writing a cover letter but back to the roots is vastly more interesting

god the music this time is awful

the graphic design is kinda tacky too, which is out of character

even that weird beach themed fan appreciation night design looked good, it was just a weird aesthetic for that event

aww is alan all by himself?

lmao shout out to the girl who screamed “ILJA” when bobby appeared on screen

i wish they had spread these matches out more

but let’s see if bobby can sell ‘trying to overcome insecurity’ because that’s the key emotional story here

that spot on vinny was weird - like, ok?

‘disney conessuer shigehero irie’ omg

his favorite movie is beauty and the beast

he and melanie need to hang out

jfc that stomp

tbh i don’t know how i think this should end

i don’t know if i feel like there’s been much progression in such short time that bobby would be able to figure out irie

but i’m nopt sure what happens next if he loses

the bite rope break spot is both really cool and pretty gross

HE’S BITING TO NOT GET SUPLEXED OH SHIT

that’s the good shit

that isn’t even a pounce he just shoves bobby away

ok.

idk perhaps i’m just super unengaged with bobby

though lbr i’ve been a lil ambivalent on his character for like a year

vinny being the calm brother is weird

ugh this fuckboy

that lil strut reminded me of that video where the dude has a bbc interview over skype and his kids walk in

the daughter fuckin struts in the door in the exact same way it’s hilarious

YEAHHH AVALANCHE FUCK HIM UP

have we  gotten any updates on julian?  i know wxw is basically like ‘listen he’ll be back when he walks into the ring’ about injuries but has he said anything?

stop clapping for jurn

wow crowd you quieted down real quick ya jerks

no offense to you guys who were there

oh god crowd do NOT do the “2...sweeeet’

ok there we go some avalanche chants

this is a nice back and forth - just when someone begins to get momentum the other one counters

wait WHAT

are you serious

what the fuck i was into that too

jurn’s heel promos hurt my feelings

i think i’m still not over how the dragan storyline ended so i take it personally

um can’t we just let them fight

thei rematch better be like hardcore or last man standing or something brutal

maybe a lil less blood than the starr match

well also the thing about jurn is that he never gets rattled really, so he’s just smug 24/7

also i’m really mad aboth the dragan storyline

hah i was about to wonder why the fuck this promo wasn’t subtitled but then realized it’s for the live shows. which are in germany

lmao francis’ fucking outfit

his aesthetic is so specific but i can’t describe how

veit seems like a sweet boy

sweet meat boy

sweet hamburger

is this officially his ringkampf tryout?

oh man i hope jay fk come to new york i don’t even care if the crowd doesn;t get that they’re heels

hahahaha i love it when they get in it with the crowd

i hope they show what’s on that sign that kid was holding in jay’s face

awwww francis ripped it now i’ll never know :(

i almost wanna make some signs for carat, though i guess doing it when they come here would be easier

well this match is just good ass fun

francis did leave a pretty nice maark on walter though!

veit not used to fighting unscrupulous boys

wait what did alan just say? is jay fk’s finisher called “Old Maryland”?

veit hasn’t had a lot to do in this match but i can’t complain about this match basically being ‘walter murders jay fk’

LMAO GET WREKT FRANCIS

aw veit

i love how much tas hates raising the hands of annoying people

walter how could you be mean to my precious hamburger

tim mentioning starr’s injury in front of his face is still hilarious

also i’m sure i said it before but veit’s suspender are so cute

uh oh i love both of these boys

i love how tim’s being just a tiny bit of a dick about the shoulder

oh tim’s wearing germany socks today

oh interesting they’re kayfabing it that andy put david out of commission

david honey you have two arms

i know it’s not your dominant one but it’s there

STOP THROWING LARIATS WITH YOUR BAD ARM

that was an odd move

jfc

DAVID

oh sorry wait i forgot if you have a finisher using your arm it matters which one

hmm kind of abrupt but ok

tim’s not happy

i think we’re getting hints of ringkampf turning

so this is loser leaves oberhausen and not the promotion, which makes things ??

still annoyed about that broken rules ‘match’

i guess getting kicked out of oberhausen is a big deal though cause like half of the major events are there

though it would hurt more for someone in the mens division cause they’d be locked out of carat and wttl

it still doesn’t hold the same importance that the bobby/mack hamburg match did

whch, unless i’m mistaken, is still in effect - mack appeared in hamburg but wasn’t in a match

dammit mella whyd you have to go with the slap

i love melanie’s lipstick

i feel like there wasn’t really a good reason for melanie to lose if this was the direction they were going in

uh oh somebody bleeding

ahh looks like melanie busted her nose

lil worried about toni after the dive though

tfw they tell you to get up and then they break your chair

um alan toni vs wesna was the second femme fatales

huh you don’t usually see pins quite that gay in womens wrestling but there you go

though i am quite straight so there are probably more than i pick up on

alan’s pulling out these names for melanie’s moves that i don’t think i’ve heard of before now where is it coming from

so i guess toni’s going to be champ for a thousand years?

that sounds like more of a complaint than i mean it to be, but lbr melanie getting banned was the less interesting outcome

aw kelly

wait the kafigschlacht isn’t the main event?

HERESY

this is gonna be a real long video package if we’re going all the way through rise lore

man that finish to colen/bones was great

UGH TARKAN

the look on tarkan and mack’s faces when marius puts the tag titles on the line is priceless

i have no idea why i am pressed that this match isn’t the main but i am

OH SNAP THE BOIS GOING FULL PURGE CLUB

i mean, i should have known since you guys mentioned it

but still

CRAZY BOI IN THE CAGE

aww bb he has to psyche himself up to get in there

tarkan is holding a chair he’s probably trying to make lucky think of last year on purpose

he look like he def did not want to be first in though

someone drew the short straw

surprised they didn’t make marius go in first since he was talking shit

is alan implying tarkan fucking kept the chair from the accidental chair shot

TARKAN YOU GARBAGE FUCKING ANIMAL

ohhh ok so the tag titles and the shotgun titles are separate - i thought it was gonna be that if nice rise won all 3 would ge tthe titles

but i guess this makes more sense

hahaha the

HI PETE

GOD FUCKING DAMN

um no lana pete has to go very slowly and sexily

bats, like sledgehammers, are not great weapons in wrestling but it’s still hot with pete

pete did get a nice swing against the chair though, you usually never see someoine actually swing a bat

HAHAHAHAHA TARKAN TAPPING OUT

YOU GOT LIKE 15 MORE MINUES IN THIS MATCH BITCH

wait what weapon will marius and ivan bring

ok now that’s the kind of brutality i was looking for

not that i don’t like ‘beat up on tarkan time’ but this has been slower than i would like

which is honestly probablyt what i say about everything tough

‘we know the next entrant will be ivan kiev’ ummm we shouldn’t! it used to be random!

*ivan voice* doors are for nerds

NICE

nice shot too - i think i remember a blooper where katja couldn’t get that shot last year

the stip that the titles depend on who gets pinned aslo probably slows down things a little

haha marius’ lil run

please give ivan more things to climb on and jump off of

YES LUCKY

GOOD BOY

that was a good match but honestly not a great kafigschlacht

yaaaaay

(i spoiled myslef for this match - i knew pete and ivan woiuld be tag champs)

reiner helpfullu poinying to who pete can pick has his partner

awwww lucky

awww boys :3

rest in piss tarkan

ivan is so affection with lucky it’s beautiful

pete too but not quite as much as ivan

a sterner parent

HAHAHA BYE TARKAN

i’m a lil surprised tarkan and mack didn’t turn on marius for getting them in this situation though

oh i forgot this shitbutt was here

stop posturing you are a ref

i know the line in this fucking song is ‘maybe i’m a misfit’, but it sure sounds like ‘maybe i’m a mexican’

oh my god andy get in the ring i am so sick of this shitty song

thank u ilja

truly the people’s champion

nope sorry i refuse to call this the kafigschlacht i don;t care if technically that’s what the word means

HEY see the last match should have had a table! or some thumbtacks

ok i’ll stop nitpicking

sirs why re you on the stage get in the cage

crowd why are so many of you chanting for andy

not the children, they are always doing that for some reason

it’s too bad the bell doesn’t make a ding sound when ilja hit andy’s head on it

ok nick heim doing the ref ‘oh nooo’ reactions is pretty funny

it’s almost like he’s less dislikeable when he’s not comfortably smug...

*nick heim voice* umm how am i supposed to ref a cage match if i don’t get in the cage???

oh god was his collar popped from the beginning or was it an accident? because wow of course he would

ilja bb no

is the cage a little short for escape as a stipulation or is andy just tall

it’s just that people keep having to like, pauseafter they get on the top rope cause it’s not time to win yet

i appreciate that the camera ops stick the camera through holes in the cage - i only just realized

lol are they just gonna hang out up there

this is silly

lets meet in the middle and stand on the ropes and fight

‘soviet-o suplex from ilja dragonov’ alan no please

i wish alan would stop complimenting nick heim but i have to admit so far he is doing ok as a ref

real talk i think i’m in an especially slow brained mood because i am just not feeling this, or many other things. like, a lot of me is just kinda waiting for this to end and picking apart every single spot in the meantime.

ok back to engaging for a second to say LOL ANDY

oh ilja jfc

no can we not fight forever

i don’t know why, but it’s bothering me that we haven’t had any blood tonight

i’m not really a blood person (and ilja sometimes bleeds Too Much), but it seems out of character for wxw, i guess?

are you serious is the story literally going to be ‘nick heim fucks up the finish because he’s not a real ref’ please no

ilja flipping the bird right before getting booted in the face is such a mood

honestly i feel like a dick cause like, idk, i have no real reason to be so....apathetic? it’s like, ‘this isn’t thrilling me so it’s not good at all!’

i don’t know it’s probably my stupid brain. in factm this time it almost definitely is because i’ve felt dull all day.

what is ‘i am the table’ in russian

i almost feel bad for andy damn

THERE WE GO

what is marius doing here

ALSO ILJA JUST LEAVE YOU COULD WIN JUST BY LEAVING

how was marius preventing ilja from leaving

UGH

UGH

we all knew the fuck finish was coming but i’m still mad

ok that wasn’t the finish thank god

ILJA NO IF YOU OPEN THE THUMBTACKS YOU WILL GET HIT BY THEM

nick get in the fucking ring

OH SHIT

ilja broke the rule!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHY

WHY

what does this accomplish

yeah now i’m legitimately pissed off

this doesn’t make any fucking sense

i know heim is apparently a buddy of rico but like...is he fucking tas or something? blackmailing him? cause this was clearly just all because nick heim wanted to play in pro wrestling

[houndoomcd]

hey hi hello, i’m vinnie & this is my dumb art son, avery!! i’m The Worst™ …at most things espec intros….so my bad lmao but really best way to describe me is a dumpster on fire tbqh like burning 24/7 i need to chill,, ANYWAYs under the cut is more abt this idiot

SO A BASIC STATS PAGE IS RIGHT HERE CAUSE I WASN’T LAZY FOR ONCE [ click anywhere in that sentence fam ]

avery is literally ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ personified abt 90-95% of the time

unless he’s grumpy

and grumpy time is mostly in the morning

his companion is houndoom and he got the hell doge orig as a lil houndour like they been through some shit together ok listen avery would Die if anything bad happened to his precious boy!!

speaking of his companion, avery’s had him for YEARS now like #truefriend

his companion [ who’s named cerberus cause i’m mythology trash yikes ] is closer to him than he’d consider most actual humans to be?? it’s horrible ik but he just never was one to have a ton of close friends

probably like two close friends/a best friend etc and that’s it bc more people = more drama, in his excuse but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t force him to befriend others even if he does it unknowingly bc BOY that happens!

“you’re ruining my rep as an unemotional mess” – avery, prob

honestly played with matches/fire more than he should’ve as a kid smh

memes memes memes

UM HE MAY BE CHAOTIC NEUTRAL BUT HE’S NOT THAT BAD ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM i promise

no biting unless you’re into that

i think it goes w/out saying he’s more of a dog person than a cat person huh

once when he was 16 he dyed a part of his hair red to be edgy…..he doesn’t like talking abt it

also pretty obvious his fave color is red

into both painting/drawing and photography tbh

was almost gonna take film studies but decided against it in like 0.5 seconds

literally wouldn’t be surprised if he’s that person who downloaded tinder/grinder for like 10 minutes and then ended up deleting the app lmfaojfhjskdj

nahh he probably still has them, he just doesn’t advertise it

yEA IDK WHAT ELSE PLS HMU FOR PLOTS GIVE THIS LOSER SOME LUV XOX