#Vil Schöenheit

[thenoobauthor]

DAMN MAN HE LOOK LIKE A SNACK- EHEM

I love when they do these things. it's just little references that give me so much joy

[kiame-sama]

Now that you mention it, does Selene decorate malleus's horns? Do any of the other children decorate their parents? I can see Leona rocking a makeover or Jack with his daughters in matching bows. I can also see the harpies wanting to with Vil and him teaching the proper technique!

She does decorate Malleus' horns with ribbons and string. Malleus sits patiently while the little Bat wraps colorful ribbons around his horns. He will not remove these ribbons either, he waits until she- or the other younglings- feel like decorating his horns again. He will crouch and stoop in uncomfortable positions so the little ones can reach his horns to decorate them. Even Maleficent and Malefica will oblige the young rainbow colored infants who are all excitedly decorating their horns and putting little hearts on the adult's faces.

Leona wakes up after a long nap to realize the Lionesses set the cubs loose with markers as everyone giggles over Leona's new 'look' and the many different scribbles on his face. Where he is annoyed that they colored on him, he won't show more than a slightly sour attitude because his cubs are just so thrilled to have adorned their papa in all sorts of fun colors. Leona also would never fight or argue with the Lionesses because he WILL lose that battle every time.

Jack's fur is tied in hundreds of little bows that his girls put on him, looking like a cactus due to the countless bows. He wears them until he is free from their pulling little paws and can sit and disentangle the bows from his fur. He will employ the aid of the Lionesses to help him, and they will giggle as they brush the bows out of his fur.

The Harpy chicks are bothering both Neige and Vil for makeup and they want to do their fathers' makeup as well. The entire flock of the Harpy young (+ Fenrir) practically skipping after their actor and model fathers, insisting on makeup and dress-up. No one can look Eric in the eye as he is beaming with pride- the most hideous makeup caked on his face- while the peachicks, squabs, and one Werewolf pup hang off his tail feathers. Everyone- from producers, to actors, to managers, and even to publishers- are all cooing over the beautiful flock of young and begging the three Harpy adults for photos or even to just talk to the little ones for a few minutes. Paparazzi are now facing an entire studio of skilled and cherished creators just to get a peek at the precious young of the adored Neige Le'Blanche and Vil Schöenheit.

[black00olive]

Ready for Racing

A/N: Woah,,,, this silly guy is posting something again?? That's crazy,,,, Anyway this was just a small drabble I wanted to create for the art piece you see in the header. I have another post for the full art and you can also check it out on my twt (@black00olive yes it's the same username). This one is especially self-indulgent since Neige is the absolute loml but I'm bland enough that I thought others might enjoy the scenario as well.

Pairing: Neige Leblanche x reader

Wordcount: ~2k words

Summary: NRC and RSA have entered a racing event, and now it's aparently your job to take all of the promotional photos for the participants in place of the paparazzi. At least this gives you the chance to talk with Neige...

“Alright, I’m done. What do you think?” You take out the photo from the Ghost camera and give it to Riddle. 

“This is wonderful,” he muses before giving it back with a smile, “you’ve truly become very adept at photography, haven’t you?”

“Haha, I guess so,” you shrug as you place the photo into your binder before stuffing the whole thing back in your bag. There should only be about three more photos to be taken before you’ve finished your job here. “I mean, that was the natural progression, wasn’t it? Considering how I’ve practically become the school photographer. It would be kind of sad if I hadn’t improved at all during these past few years.”

That forces a laugh out of Riddle as he nods, “Yes, I suppose it would be so.”

“Welp,” you say suddenly as you dust your hands off– even though you really hadn’t done anything to warrant the motion– and turn back toward Riddle, “I guess I should get going to the next person so I can finish this before the actual event starts. Hope you do well during the race. See you later, Riddle.”

“No need to hope, you should know I never do anything less than perfect, Prefect,” he smirks as he waves you off. You roll your eyes which contrasts the way you snort before shaking your head and turning on your phone. Scrolling through your checklist of participants you need to take photos of, you check Riddle off of the list. You read out the next person’s name, and as you do you hear the exact same name being exclaimed not too far away. Which isn’t very surprising, considering who it is.

“Neige Leblanche!”

“Neige Leblanche, look over here!”

“Can we get a statement before the race begins, Neige Leblanche?!”

A horde of paparazzi have gathered around him as different cameras and microphones are all being shoved in his face. Somehow, Neige still manages to have a gentle smile on his face as all of this transpires– a clear show of his media training which would have impressed you if you weren’t so preoccupied with wondering how they all managed to get in. There was a reason you had to do all of the photo taking today, that reason being so they could still get photos without having to have paparazzi this close to the students. 

Something that would never cease to surprise you is how similar paparazzi act both in your world and in Twisted Wonderland. That wasn’t a good thing though, especially considering the status’ many of the students participating in this race held. 

“One more question, Neige! The race hasn't started yet, so you must have some time!”

Another reason they didn’t want paparazzi here was just because of this as well: They would take up all of the participants' preparation time. Sighing, you begin walking over to Neige and the horde of paparazzi surrounding him.

“How do you feel your chances are against Vil Schöenheit and Crown Prince Malleus Draconia?”

“Excuse me, Neige is actually needed elsewhere right now,” you suddenly interrupt as you grab Neige and place him behind you, “in any case, I’m fairly sure you aren’t allowed in here. You should leave before I call security.”

The paparazzi stutter as they try to make up excuses, you just ignore them as you grab Neige’s wrist to lead him away. You walk away, while doing so you take out your phone and type out a quick message to Crowley as you glance back. Thankfully your warning was enough for most of them to grab their things and leave, but you still sent the message just to be safe.

“Alright, we should be far away now. Sorry for just grabbing you like that,” you say as you let go of his wrist.

“Oh, no! It’s alright, I should thank you for getting me out of that situation,” he responds with a thankful smile before suddenly remembering something, “right! You said I was needed somewhere?”

You give him a funny look before remembering that you actually had made up something like that while you were talking to the paparazzi. “Huh, yeah, no. That was just something I made up to get you out of there,” you shrug as Neige’s eyes widen before bursting out into giggles. 

“Haha! Oh, I see,” his eyes crinckle in the corners as he smiles at you, “I suppose thanks are due then?”

“Pfft, no, it’s okay. I’m staff right now, so it’s technically just part of my noble duty,” you wave him off with a smirk, “plus, if I hadn’t chased them away they would have ended up bothering the rest of the participants anyway, you know?”

Neige plays along with amusement coating his voice, “Right, right, of course. What would we do without you, O’Noble Knight in confrontational armour?” The two of you stare at each other for a moment before both bursting out in laughter. 

“Okay, yeah… I did drag you away… for some less noble… reasons as well,” you say between your attempts at stifling your laughter. “Ah, truly? I would have never been able to guess,” Neige muses before you continue. “Those reasons being that it’s your turn to get your photos taken.”

That causes Neige’s eyes to widen again as if he had forgotten about it, “Oh right, we are getting our photos taken by you,” which he evidently had.

“Yeah, I am. C’mon, let’s go to your car so I can take them,” you motion toward where the RSA participants have their cars stored.

“Neige, you’re back!” Dominic exclaims as he looks up from where he was messing with the wheels of the car. “Those people didn’t bother you too much, did they?”

“No, I’m fine! They were just asking questions,” Neige tries to placate as Dominic fusses over him.

“I swear, those guys can never just mind their own business! Always bothering us…” Grum grumbles as he glares at nothing in particular. “You should just yell at them to leave you alone!” He eventually exclaims which causes Neige’s smile to drop a little.

“Grum! You know why Neige can’t do that!” Dominic chastises as Neige simply just laughs a little half-heartedly. 

You get Grum’s sentiment, it’s why you had spoken out in place of Neige earlier. At first you hadn’t really understood it, but after spending more time with him you had finally come to understand how fragile Neige’s image really was in the media. Ever since he was a kid Neige had been in the spotlight, always in the pure, sweet hero role, and that’s the role he had been forced to take in real life as well. If he were to ever break that mold he was placed in he would have hell to deal with.

“Well, are you guys done with fixing the car? Neige is going to get his photo taken now,” you interrupt the heavy silence that had taken over the conversation while holding up the ghost camera. Neige sends a grateful smile in your direction before Dominic answers.

“Oh, Prefect! Yeah, we are,” Dominic nods as he begins to push Grum away, “we’ll get out of your way so you can take his photos!”

You thank him as you take off your bag and get into position. Neige tilts his head and looks at you before you tell him to sit on the ground, leaning on the car's side. Thanks to having already taken more than a dozen photos already you had been able to try a ton of different positions, which resulted in you already having an idea for how you wanted Neige’s photo to look like. 

The session goes incredibly smoothly and before you realise it, you’ve already finished taking the one perfect photo that was needed– plus several more. As the last photo comes out of the ghost camera you don’t immediately give it to Neige to look at. It was probably the best out of all the photos, in your opinion of course. Really, it was no wonder Neige was so popular. Even overlooking his acting talent and just how kind he was, he was beautiful, gorgeous even. 

It was different from the beauty that Vil had– very different. Where Vil was a striking, eye-catching beauty, one that was meticulously curated and perfected, and even intimidating. Neige was a type of beauty that creeps up on you– in a way. He had the kind of beauty you might see as you walk down the street which causes you to look back and won’t leave your mind for the rest of the week. Welcoming, warm, and inviting, those were all words you would use to describe his beauty. In all the ways Vil was sharp and arresting, Neige was soft and charming. You never understood why Vil would compare himself to Neige when the two of them were both winning, just in two different categories.

“Prefect!” Neige’s voice suddenly brings you out of your thoughts as you bring your eyes away from the photo.

“Huh?”

“I’ve been calling you for a while now, what has you so zoned out?” He asks as he looks over at the photo you were holding. “Oh,” he squeaks before suddenly leaping away from you as if you had burned him.

“Haha, yeah, I was looking at your photo,” you say as you feel your cheeks heat up, “you really are gorgeous, but I’m sure you know that already.” You itch your nape as you bring your eyes back up towards his. Neige always had especially rosy cheeks but now they practically looked like two tomatoes were put in place of his cheeks.

“Well, it’s always nice to hear you say it… Not that I’m trying to fish for compliments or something! I’m just saying that it’s always nice to hear compliments, you know? I’m not trying to be egotistical or something, ‘cause like, I know I’m quite pretty, it’s just extra nice to hear someone you really like say something nice about you! Really like- because you’re my friend! You’re my friend so I really like you and like when you say nice things… Eugh…” Neige exclaims as he flails his hands around, talking so fast someone might have genuinely thought he took up rapping. Eventually he resolves into mumbling before covering his face with his hands and groaning. 

You can’t help but laugh as you half-heartedly cover your smile with your fist. This only causes Neige to glare at you– albeit it’s a glare with no heat behind it– as he gives you a light shove. “It’s okay, Neige, I get what you mean. Anyway, that should be everything, I should go to the next person now. Only two more and I’m free,”  you chuckle as you finish placing all of the photos into your binder. Your eyes find their way back to Neige’s and you feel your cheeks heat up again. 

“I suppose you should… Well! Thank you for helping me earlier, and for taking such lovely pictures of me,” Neige says as he suddenly averts your eyes with a small smile. 

“Right…” You continue to stare at him, neither of you making any move to leave, before impulsions suddenly take over you and you find yourself brushing back his bangs– even though there was no need for it. With wide eyes Neige looks back at you and you let your hand rest on his shoulder. You squeeze lightly as if it would be enough to convey your message before you begin: “I’ll see you later, yeah?” 

With his face being a slightly more reddish hue he nods and agrees: “Yeah.”

“Mhm, well… Good luck on the race then, I’ll be cheering you on,” you remove your hand from his shoulder as you smile at him. A little awkwardly he nods at you and you nod back before you find yourself on your way to find the next participant you need to take a photo of.

[orangejuice707]

Happy Mother's Day once again to my beloved Vil Schöenheit

[twisted-desires]

Omegaverse HCs

UNFINISHED - I POSTED THIS BY ACCIDENT I'LL REBLOG IT WHEN IT'S DONE

While this isn't particularly NSFW I know this trope is usually associated with smut so imma post this here lol. My headcanons aren't set in stone - I'm cool with perceiving any of these guys as any secondary gender in omegaverse AUs. This is just for fun lol, feel free to share your own thoughts on this!

Anyway, here's my headcanons on the TWST cast's secondary genders, their scents, and some other details too!

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

Alpha

Riddle's scent has notes of Rose and Chamomile

Trey Clover

Beta

Trey's scent has notes of Clove and Citrus

Cater Diamond

Alpha

Cater's scent has notes of

Ace Trappola

Omega

Ace's scent has notes of Cherry and Anise

Deuce Spade

Alpha

Savannaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

Omega

Leona's scent has notes of Amber and Ylang Ylang

Ruggie Bucchi

Omega (Late Presentation)

Jack Howl

Alpha

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

Omega

Jade Leech

Beta

Floyd Leech

Alpha

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim

Alpha

Jamil Viper

Alpha (Disguises as a Beta)

Pomefiore

Vil Schöenheit

Alpha

Rook Hunt

Beta

Epel Felmier

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia

Omega

Lilia Vanrogue

Alpha

Silver

Beta

Sebek Zigvolt

Omega

Misc.

Dire Crowley

Divus Crewel

Mozus Trein

Ashton Vargas

Sam

Artemy Artemyvich Pinker (Che'nya)

Neige LeBlanche

Mrs. Rosehearts

Dilah Spade

Falena Kingscholar

Rollo Flamme

Fellow Honest

Skully J. Graves

[loser-jpg]

Hi! May I requests of Riddle Rosehearts, Kalim Al Asim and Vil Schöenheit who heard [Reader] [Playing the role as the MC/Yuu] [Gender Neutral] [Platonic or Romantic, your choice] accidentally cursed out the first time in front of them? It can happen like they get frustrated on a tough academic subject or getting pranked on by a certain prankster (Ace-).

- @sanctum-of-ramshackle

Riddle:

Theres probably some rule against swearing amongst the Queens ridiculous rules so at first hes FUMING, but after about a second of critical thinking and realizing this is like the first time hes ever heard you swear he gets more concerned with why. He'll ask whats wrong and what he can do to help but after everythings all worked out he'll definitely lecture you about swearing.

Kalim:

Kalims heard people swear before so he couldn't really care less, but he is worried about if something upset you to make you swear. He asks about whats bothering you and what he can do to help, and even after that he spends the rest of the day trying to get you in a good mood. He probably pisses of Jamil in the process but hes a little preoccupied making sure your not mad anymore and that your having fun.

Vil:

Personally I wholeheartedly believe Vil swears a TON, just not when anyones around. He'll get on your case about being "improper" or something but really just a lecture and then he doesn't care. He would ask whats wrong but wouldn't do anything to solve it himself, he would give advice though. If your genuinely upset and not just a little ticked off he'll be a little nicer though

[mrsflmer]

POMEFIORE

— do not steal, repost, modify, or translate.

VIL SCHÖENHEIT

making them laugh

ROOK HUNT

making them laugh

EPEL FELMIER

making them laugh

[cleferri]

hbd vil, ig.

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

*Holds up a megaphone*

“Disney: Twisted Wonderland is not an Otome game just because characters look beautiful/handsome/cute!!! It’s an adventure type game!!!”

ive never played an otome game in my life im just here for character designs

[lilithadomania]

Where would the twisted wonderland locations be in real world?

Has this post been done before..? I don't know.

Now, let's get the easier things out of the way.

Scalding sands are obviously somewhere in Arabic country. In the Wikipedia for Aladdin, it states that it is a middle Eastern tale.. The clothes seem similar to that of an Arabic country. Turquoise colour is however, often used in over here turkey, but... Turkey is not an Arabic country.. It is stated that Jasmine's clothes were inspired by South Asian clothing... In the wiki it states that Agrabah was also inspired by ottoman empire, the silk city's camel bazaar seems similar to that of an bazaar over here. Hm.. I think that it might be based off of Afghanistan, it isn't fun fitting at all, and I'm just throwing it off there, but it is definitely somewhere similar to there and ottoman empire.

City of flowers is, without a doubt, based off of France. Noble bell college is based off of the Notre-Dame de Paris, more specifically, île de la Cité, an island in the Seine River(this part was taken straight out of the Wikipedia article for Notre-dame de Paris). There isn't much more to say about it, as it was rather easy to find out about it.

Queendom of roses is probably based off of United Kingdom, as the original novel it is based off of was written in england(believe me I will have to do this. A lot.), in November of 1865. From what I was able to see in the manga, the architecture seems to be more modern, along with the clothes as well. That would make anyone from there... British, take that how you will.

Now.. Onto the trickier parts.

Sunset savana, it obviously takes place in.. A savanas. Savanas seem to be most common in northern Australia and probably in Africa, looking at the cards in the Japanese server, the clothes for the sunset savana seems to be resembling that of traditional African clothes, but I might be wrong on this I'm sorry, but I strongly believe that is the case! I am not too sure on the exact country though, probably somewhere similar to Nigeria as the clothes seem to be similar.

Coral Sea, I.. Genuinely don't know. I can't even track anything down aside from going with where the original tale of the little mermaid was written, which is probably Denmark? So... Danish fish mafia???? I don't know??? Azul's name means blue in Spanish and Portuguese, and Floyd means grey and grey-haired in Welsh???? I don't know, I'm confused now.

Shaftlands, it is.. Probably based off of either Germany or somewhere that speaks English, since Cater's last name is english and jack is either english or French, however, if I go off of where Snow White is written from, it's Germany, and the most memorable character from there is vil, who's last name is "schöenheit" which means beauty in German, so... It's probably based from Germany.

•harvest town is... Also in shaftlands, it's probably based off of a town in Germany, I don't know. Epel's last name, felmier, means farmer in Romanian and such, his first name epel sounds similar to the German word for apple, apfel.

Island of woe, another tone.. Where I just don't know. It is definitely based off of Greece for sure, as Idia's name means reserved, private and such, meanwhile his last name comes from the Latin word shroud, which is the name for a cloth that is used to cover over the face of the dead. Ortho means unharmed, safe and such, and plus, the name of the S.T.Y.X is probably based off of the Styx river in the Greek mythology that connects the earth to the underworld.

Briar valley, now.. Another one that is hard to settle for, however, if we go off with how daisomnia looks, it's probably somewhere in Gothic Victorian time, since daisomnia looks like a Gothic Victorian castle, going off of cars and such aren't used in Briar valley, it makes me fully believe that it is mostly based off of the Victorian era. The names... Malleus is the name of a well knows witchcraft, and his last name is, according to the fandom wiki, is deprived off of the words dragon or devil in Romanian and such. Gothic Victorian architecture seems to be most popular in Europe, we don't know much about the Briar valley sadly, but sleeping beauty the fairytale was originally written in.. French.

The final matches, this is all speculations on my part and this was for fun!

City of flowers-france

Queendom of roses-united kingdom

Sunset savana-africa, Nigeria

Coral sea-i... I don't know...

Scalding sands-an Arabic country/probably somewhere in South Asia, possibly Afghanistan

Shaftlands-germany

Island of woe-greece

Briar valley-france/possibly Romania, somewhere in Europe.

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

So what happened if Yuu is Scp 053 also know as The little girl, will some of the boys attack her? What’s the reaction?

OOC: Well that’s a different story if SCP!MC/Yuu were an anomaly themselves, especially this one you mentioned. Since SCP-053 has anomalous effects which when being around the little girl more than 10 minutes (as well as having physical contact or make eye contact), anyone by the child will enact paranoia, irrationality, and homicidal behavior towards the subject, attempting to harm her.

If this anomaly were MC/Yuu and somehow traveled to Twisted Wonderland, unfortunately most of the TWST cast could be affected by them since they’re human, no matter what.

[TWST characters who could possibly be affected by and attack SCP-053]:

Ace Trappola -> Becoming more of a sadistic bully and willing to harm 053

Deuce Spade -> Becomes paranoid of failing as an honorary student and blames 053 before possibly attacking them

Trey Clover -> Turning into a monster and blaming 053 for having to “pick up their mess” (Sorry Trey, your older brotherly instincts are gone after this.)

Cater Diamond -> Paranoia of believing his MagiCam followers are talking badly behind his back and attempts to murder the subject

Riddle Rosehearts -> Irrationally aggressive behavior/homicidal tendencies

Kalim al Asim -> Irrational behavior (I’m sorry, Kalim. You’re still vulnerable even with your positive traits.)

Jamil Viper -> More willpower to commit murder along with Kalim

Vil Schöenheit -> Becoming extremely strict with beauty lifestyles and etiquette lessons on 053

Rook Hunt -> I think you already know what happens (He’s already dangerous enough with his skill set of archery and spying on others.)

Epel Felmier -> Enact more aggression and attempts to beat up 053

Idia Shroud -> More paranoia (I know what you’ll say, but just because he’s twisted from Hades doesn’t mean he’s a deity/god as I don’t remember anything like this mentioned in his bio.)

Silver -> More paranoid of protecting Malleus

Sebek Zigvolt -> Slight resistance, but will behave as a homicidal being (He’s half fae and half human so there could be some resistance but he won’t last long. I can hear the screams from writing his name.)

Dire Crowley -> Acts more irresponsible as a headmaster of NRC

Divus Crewel -> Becoming the most terrifying Alchemy professor after contact

Trein -> Lucius scurried away after he became brutal

Vargas -> Extremely aggressive towards 053 during P.E.

Sam -> Uhh…Possibly become paranoid, but his shadow friends would bring him back

If they were affected by MC/Yuu as SCP-053 from the beginning of the Canon storyline, then there’s no canon storyline as humans in Twisted Wonderland attempted to kill the anomalous being, they’ll suffer sudden heart attacks or major seizures. This would lead to premature deaths.

As for other magical species such as Fae creatures, beast-people and mer-people, they probably won’t be experiencing such effects. That means the Savanaclaw Trio, the Octavinelle Trio and half of the Diasomnia group are safe, for now.

[Interrogation Room]

[August 7, 20XX]

SCP!MC/Yuu: State your name and origin.

Ace: MC/Yuu, it’s me. Why are you talking like I was guilty?

SCP!MC/Yuu: State your name and origin.

Ace: Ugh. Ace Trappola, first year of Night Raven College and from Twisted Wonderland.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Trappola, why were you in SCP-053’s chamber when is prohibit to go inside without authorization? Not to mention, how did you sneak inside?

Ace: …

SCP!MC/Yuu: Ace, you have to cooperate or I’ll start treating you and everyone as D-Class personnels for my next experiments. You don’t want to meet the Pink Ladies, do you?

Ace: *Shoulders bucked up in fear* Alright, I’ll answer! Floyd dared me I couldn’t last long with an anomaly alone which I somewhat gave in. He chose this one randomly and I stole an access card to enter inside.

SCP!MC/Yuu: You stole an access card?! No wait. Not important now. Floyd chose one of the many fatal Euclid anomalies. You could have died from a heart-attack or seizures from SCP-053.

Ace: Seriously? That little girl?!

SCP!MC/Yuu: You’re lucky a staff member found you and dragged you out before the 10 minute mark.

Ace: That’s some news. Why do I feel like someone beat me up? And what’s with your nose? Hurt yourself?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Uhh…

[FLASHBACK]

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Restraining Ace from attacking 053* ACE! SNAP OUT OF IT! DROP YOUR PEN!!!

Ace: *Attempts to claw out of SCP!MC/Yuu’s arms* Let…me…go! I need to kill her!

SCP!MC/Yuu: No you don’t! You’re behaving like a homicidal maniac!

Ace: *Jerks his head back and smashes into their face*

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Has a nosebleed* Oh! Okay, that’s it. *Flips Ace over WWE style*

[Foundation staff members watched from the entrance of the chamber and expressed “OH!” and “OW!” leaving their mouths. Dr. MC/Yuu was beating up Ace until an field agent pulls both of them out of SCP-053’s room.]

[FLASHBACK OVER]

SCP!MC/Yuu: You bumped a few times while recovering.

Ace: *Knows it’s a lie* Right.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Ace, I’m sorry I have to do this. You and the others are grounded as your head researcher of your anomalous case.

Ace: Grounded? As in…?

SCP!MC/Yuu: You and everyone are not allowed to come to my world for two weeks as punishment for causing a possible containment breach that would have resulted critical damages.

Ace: Are you kidding me?! It’s only one time.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Ace, you barely caused breaches within the foundation. Like interacting with SCP-056, fooling around with SCP-693, and almost dying from SCP-513. (Thank god Jack stopped you before ringing to your death.)

Ace: Okay! I get it. I’ll stop being a dumbass in your workplace. You don’t need to punish me for this.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Ace, the higher-ups are breathing over my shoulders after incidents caused by you. Just think of this as a quarantine procedure from being exposed to SCP-053. You understand?

Ace: *Sighs* Fine.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Not just “fine.” You really need to understand the SCP Foundation is not a playground and it’s a highly dangerous job. My dangerous job. Everyone here is supposed to keep humanity from insanity.

Ace: *Crosses his arms* Can I go back?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Of course. I’ll escort you back.

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

OOC: Sorry, I couldn’t help but imagine Jack Sparrow!MC running away like this.

Hello! Can I make a request, please? An MC who behaves like Jack Sparrow. For dorm leaders 👀✨

The last request was not sent anonymously, so if it doesn't bother you, please delete it. It was awkward :D

– anon🦐

Synopsis: Jack sparrow like reader!

Warnings: not proofread

Characters: dorm leaders (ace, Leona, azul, kalim, vil, idia, and malleus)

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: hello!! This genuinely is such a fun request Omg Omg. I was like eying this for a while, cause I couldn’t get to it until now which I do apologize for :’). Anyways! Hope you enjoy, and have a great rest of your day <3!

— Riddle —

You make him mad. You’re so unpredictable, and all over the place and he can’t like… pin you down metaphorically.

You also get ace and deuce into trouble too. You’re either dragging them down with you, or make a quick last minute escape, and riddle can’t manage to give you a proper earful.

He thinks your mannerisms, and way of thinking is so… hard. You’re so carefree even if you get in trouble over 100 times, how exactly can you just… be so casual???

— Leona —

He can’t quite figure out if he likes you or not. You’re similar to him, in the way that, you skip class because you just don’t really care. But the fact that you’re even similar to him posses him off.

He probably at first thought you were actually stupid when he first met you, but the when you actually did something super smart, and actually admirable he fucking collapsed. JEGEUR HE WAS LIKE “no.” IN DISBELIEF

Leona could probably only hang out with you in small dosages. He probably gets easily overwhelmed by you, and just doesn’t wanna deal with that HVSJEHE.

— Azul —

M. Pirate. (Derogatory). M. Drunkard. (Derogatory).

If you can’t tell azul doesn’t like you very much. Mostly because you’re so unpredictable. He can’t get you to sign a deal whatsoever, no matter how tempting he makes it????

Jade and Floyd like you and that actually makes him so mad JEGEIEJ. I mean who can blame them, your pirate stories (that are mostly over exaggerated) are cool. And jade and Floyd find you interesting, which, grated, is hard to do.

You’ve probably been banned from mostro lounge three times over.

— Kalim —

“Wow a real pirate! Oh my god that’s so cool!” He says as he literally has a treasure room, with a magic carpet in it. >:T

He is so interested in everything you have to say he absolutely adores you, and wants to hear every one of your stories.

You probably both get into a lot of trouble and sneak around campus a lot. You give jamil a absolute headache every time you step foot in the scarabia dorm.

— Vil —

“Ew.”

That’s it.

Vil probably saw you went “ew dirty pirate.” And shooed you out of the dorm JEVJEHE. He’s super mad that epel likes you, so he probably prohibits you from stepping in the dorm LMAO.

Teaches you about hair care, skin care, and overall care HEGEH. Then after all that sure you can step within 20ft of the dorm.

— Idia —

Stays. Clear. Of. You. At. All. Costs.

He cannot, and I mean cannot be around you. Mostly because again, you’re insanely unpredictable, and Idia can’t figure out your thinking pattern AND THAT FREAKS HIM OUT

Any time you need to talk to Idia you are forced to go through ortho. Unless you sneak into ignihyde when ortho isn’t there, and break into Idia’s room. Which. We all know you’re not above doing that.

— Malleus —

You have only been allowed to see malleus like five times because of Sebek. And his stupid. Guard. Knight. Whatever. (Kidding ofc I love Sebek)

Malleus was probably very interested in you and your behavior from the moment he heard of you, and wants to learn more about you.

However HE CANT FIND A TIME TO DO THAT. Malleus sneaking out arc >:). He’s becoming a rebellious teenager for you, you should be proud <3

[sigbookofpoems]

Pomefiore with a s/o who almost died

⊹ pairing: vil schönheit, rook hunt, epel felmier

⊹ genre: angst/fluff

⊹ warnings: car accident, death mentions, physically hurt, blood and things of this nature

⊹ summary: so if they find their s/o after their almost passed away 💭

⊹ a/n: I saw a video on youtube how I can't play the game and the idea came; the video: [ https://youtu.be/jQ2Qaskh15E ]; gn!reader

✨ Vil Schöenheit

Vil never imagined this could happen. He swore you would never get hurt beside him, well, until his overblot came. That damn breakdown what happens to magic users, he can't believe HE was the one who got close enough to you and hurt you. Only the one who swore protection to you. Vil feels ugly and nasty looking at what he did, when he wakes up after being defeated the first thing he sees is your unconscious body lying in Rook's arms next to him, asking him to wake up. He quickly sits up scared ignoring everything around him. You look so ethereal and beautiful filled of blood. Vil tries to take you in his arms desperately but Rook doesn't let him, screaming for him to stay calm, after all he ended up having an overblot and almost died with you. Jamil is the wisest here, opposite Kalim and Epel who are crying and scared by what happened. Jamil tries to help Rook soothe things, though he is worried too. Finally, they decide to get him to the hospital before it's too late. Against his will, Vil agrees, not wanting the worst to happen to his lover. Every day he came to the hospital to check how you was, every time seeing your pure face sleeping innocently with a bunch of scars on your beautiful skin. He never forgives himself for that, he feels a huge guilt, it's like everything is more empty without you. One half of him disappears with you. When you wake up, he's skipping class at the hospital - something he never did. Vil was holding you hand while reading a book he kown you like - meant to feel like you were there with him - when he felt a familiar squeeze on his hand. He glanced at the pages and saw your eyes flickering slightly, snapping open in explicit confusion. Vil is a little excited and relieved that you haven't left him behind. Oh God, how he waited for you. He threw the book to the bedside table, looking at you and returning your touch. He tries not to lose his composure, but fails when huge tears start to fall from his eyes and run down his face. You finally regain all your consciousness, looking at him with forgiveness in your eyes. Vil lowers his head resting it it on yours hands, shaking and apologizing to what he did to you.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, darling." he says, crying in grief.

"It's okay, my love. It's not all your fault. Don't worry, I'm here. With you. All it's going to be okay..♡" you finish. stroking his hair with difficulties but a lot of love while Vil put a little kiss on your hand.

🏹 Rook Hunt

Happened on Vil's overblot too. You were helping Epel and your boyfriend to defeat the corrupted Vil's form when you were hitted. Rook lets a loud scream out and freeze in time watching it not being able to do anything. He was a bit of confuse and lost, he don't known if he must run to you and protect you or continue the battle to save his closiest friend. Epel is the one who take him out of trance, screamming to him to take care while he push Rook for not become the next. Rook asks to Jamil and Kalim to take you to a secure place. You're awake yet when Kalim catches you in his arms and run with you far away. Soon you pass out. When you wake up, you doesn't remember anything. You look around and don't see nothing, just a clean white room. You try to move yourself, feeling yourself sore, weak and tired, quitting the idea of sits yourself in the bed. So you decide to move your eyes down, where you see a familiar hat on top of your belly. You end up moving your hand to it, passing your fingers on the feathers, remembering who it belonged to. A few minutes passes and you're almost falling asleep when you hear a low whistle coming closer and closer to you. You were petting Rook's hat missing him by your side until you looked towards the door and saw him entering the room. When Rook has just closed the door he turns around and sees you lying there. Freezing as he found his eyes on theirs. He puts his hand in front of his mouth, shocked and happy to see you awake. Rook walks onto you, bending down and kissing your hand. After he pulls you into a careful hug scared of hurting you. He was so alleviated that you were fine. He didn't get really mad with Vil. He couldn't do it. But see you stunned makes him feel weird for a long time, although he forgives him and Vil have helped him to move on.

"Oh mon amour, finally you woke up! I was so scared of losing you, my beautiful one!" Rook says to you tightening your hug and kissing your check.

🍎 Epel Felmier

(I used a lot of google translate to write it 'cause the traffic rules and terms, so it could not be so good)

Epel took you to a motorcycle ride at night. It's drizzling a bit, but without trace that it's could become a storm. You once told him that you'd like rain and night drives, so why not do this while the rain wasn't bad yet. This is why Epel decided to do it with you. He just didn't expect it can become so catastrophic. Epel knew that he couldn't drive with with low beams at night, but he did it anyway, in order to increase the adrenaline. That's the reason you two went to the hospital in the end of the night. According you two were driving the rain starts to thicken but you two are so excited for doing it that you didn't care about. At one point Epel went to accelerate on the curve of the street to pass over a puddle of water for squirt it, so was here where all happen. Was on that moment when the motorcycle you were on skidded and you both ended up falling on a rough slope and getting a quite of hurts. Epel was the less bad one between you two, he was the one who saw you lying bloodied and unconscious on the ground near to him. He feels a huge guilt seeing you in that condition. Having then to take responsibility and call the ambulance. So you and Epel went to the hospital having their proper treatments, both of you get better fast. Epel stays by your side the whole time you're there and it doesn't take long before you wake up. When you wake the first thing that you see is your boyfriend coming to embrace you, apologizing for not being more careful hanging out with you. You two make up about it and you say to him pay more attention next time. He was grateful that you weren't mad with him 'cause it. More happy that you alive, knowing that both of you could die in this. At the end, you and Epel finish leaving the hospital having to hear a sermon by Vil of how Epel didn't can drive 'cause his irresponsability, especially for putting his partner through it. Even Vil was the most worried one.

my creativity started to fade while I'm writing it so it could be not that good- but I'm glad that you read this!!

[flmer]

“welcome dear customer! come in and see our human companions just for you!”

I do not accept requests for this event, this is a ROBOT!AU.

DEUCE SPADE.

the meeting.

the falling.

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

the broken down queen.

fixing the queen

ACE TRAPOLLA.

jester in the box.

the jester in his home.

FLOYD LEECH.

stuck in a sticky situation.

understanding love.

MALLEUS DRACONIA

existing in my dreams.

LILIA VANROUGE

reincarnation.

ending.

VIL SCHÖENHEIT

the broken fairest one of all.

the two fairest people.

(taglist) VIP's: @booming-spam, @spadecentral.

[pomfiores]

swings my little feet.

vil with a fine outfit bc modeling. vil with wet hair. vil with no makeup. vil waking up in the mornings, starting his day. vil humming to himself while brushing his hair - bonus, humming when he's in love with someone (😈), vil doing his makeup. vil putting excess lotion onto your muse. vil with Messy makeup. vils hair being messy paired w the messy makeup. vil blowing his hair out of his face after doing a strenuous task/beating someones ass as deserved. vil exuding a new level of confidence as he works on a poison with a flick of his wrist with vials and ingredients floating around him. Vil fuckin Schöenheit.

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

“Maroon Sorceress” I-💀 You and your genius writing!

Can you have the overblot boys to have a scarlet witch s/o? I haven't seen anyone does it yet. They can also defeat their overblot

Literally three requests for this, so I decided to get three birds with one stone (hehe like the Mind Stone lol). Targeted towards a female reader, but no gender-specific pronouns are used.

Spoilers for Malleus’s part.

Riddle Rosehearts

For the first few days in Twisted Wonderland, he saw how you stuck to yourself and Grim and how you avoided everyone. There really was nothing about you, so he couldn’t get to know you. However, one day the ADeuce duo was causing too much trouble and Ace in particular was trying to bother you so Riddle had beheaded them. You went out of your way to thank the Housewarden for saving you, and from then on you were kind of attached.

You, to pay your now-boyfriend back, once removed Ace’s mouth once you caught him talking trash about him. Of course, Deuce was freaked out that his peer’s mouth was now missing, but you honestly did the entire dorm a favor. IBUProfen finally lasted longer than normal because no one got a headache from Ace.

During his overblot, Riddle stood no chance against you. Your powers were too strong, and he was not expecting it. In class, you had only shown a tiny sliver of the true amount of power that you held, and thus you had the element of surprise. In the infirmary, you told him how you got your powers, and the story was just heartbreaking to hear.

Leona Kingscholar

When you stepped on his tail in the greenhouse, he was about ready to throw hands. However, he saw how absolutely terrified you looked and he felt bad out of nowhere. He was still pretty annoyed that his nap was disturbed, but he had a different priority: making sure that you were actually alright.

To learn more about you, he actually started going to classes actively. You weren’t a part of any club, and you were the Prefect to the Ramshackle Dormitory. Your ‘magic’ was very different, and he had no memory of ever hearing about a Scarlet Witch in Twisted Wonderland. In his training as a prince, he heard no tale about it.

During his overblot, he noticed how you were able to reconfigure the things he turned to dust, even if it was an actual person. Not only that, but you physically restrained him and entered his mind to make him relive his past. Being overlooked, but seeing how his nephew viewed him as the greatest ��Unka’ ever. You even put in a message that he had done enough to prove himself, and his shoulders visibly relaxed. In the infirmary, he thanked you for helping him.

Azul Ashengrotto

Upon hearing that Ace, Deuce, and Grim had made a deal with a certain merman, you were understandably furious. However, you went to Azul and formally introduced yourself to him. By now, you were pretty confident with yourself, and so you demanded that the dumbass trio be let out of their contract. The cecaelia laughed as he explained that a deal was a deal.

However, you did not like that answer. So, you looked right into his eyes and entered his mind through your powers. In just a few seconds, he relived all of his childhood trauma, and tears were coming out of his eyes. You decided that you were done being nice, and left him to try and compose himself before the next customer came into the Lounge.

During his overblot, you proved yourself stronger than he could ever dream of being. You basically drained him of all the ink until he was in his ‘pitiful’ (his words, not mine) mer-form. In the infirmary, you told him that you were sorry for putting him through such immense pain, and together you both came up with a better system for the Mostro Lounge. Thus, you both created the point system that is implemented now.

Kalim Al-Asim

You didn’t want too many people knowing about your power for fear of people taking advantage of your abilities, and thus when you were stuck in the Scarabia dorm during the break, you did not use your magic to break out. Plus, you could see that the students were truly suffering and thus looked into it. From the start, you knew that Kalim was being controlled by Jamil. It wasn’t hard to see, considering you were also well-versed in hypnosis. The Mind Stone can do that to a person.

Because you saw this, you tried to get the Housewarden alone to try and convince him that he was being mind-controlled by his Vice Housewarden, but to no avail. There was simply no way that his best friend would betray him like that, he said as he brushed your accusation off like it was a spot of dust on his cardigan.

During Jamil’s overblot, Kalim watched as you drained the ink from his friend as well as blocked off each attack put against you. You were the one who had also gotten them out of the desert before that, so yeah. Your magic was definitely surprising to him, as he realized that you could do multiple things at once.

Jamil Viper

He was aware that his hypnosis did not work on you, and that made him panic a bit. It was his best card in the hand that he was dealt; a King card, if you will. But in the game of War, you had an Ace in your hand and your power easily topped his. You both specialized in mind fuckery, so you both went toe to toe very often during the break.

Again, you were a bit more confident with yourself now that you knew how to use your powers for good things, so you once influenced one of the Vice Housewarden’s dreams. You made him picture his younger sister Najma, tearing up as she learned about the evil things that he had been doing during his time at Night Raven College. He woke up in a cold sweat, and a small sense of regret crept up in the back of his mind.

During his overblot, you basically flew everyone out of the desert and proceeded to beat his ass without giving him a chance to get back up. In the infirmary, you apologized for hurting him to that degree, but he understood why you had to do it. He did ask if you gave him the nightmare of his sister, and you admitted to it and as an extra apology, you told him about your twin, Pietro.

Vil Schoenheit

From what he had heard from Epel, you were incredibly powerful. He had to admit that he thought about employing you to deal with his rival, but it’s an urge somewhat akin to wanting to burn your house down after a spider that you just barely looked away from disappeared. Plus, he could get arrested, and he doesn’t think that orange would be the best color to go to prison in.

That aside, you had to admit that you were very intimidated by Vil. You may be physically more powerful than him, but he had public influence. However, he did see you and your powers during each of the overblots, and Epel as mentioned before has told him about you, so he was intrigued by you and your abilities.

During his overblot, he got a firsthand taste of the true power you held within you. The feeling of all the ink leaving his body was a weird feeling, but a peaceful one. You used your powers to make him conjure an image of his father reading him bedtime stories to make him relax which made the withdrawal of ink an easier process. When he was in the infirmary, he thanked you deeply for your actions.

Idia Shroud

He has seen you fight against the overblots, and he has to say that you remind him of a character from his favorite superhero franchise: Maroon Sorceress. He had noticed that your magic seemed to be focused on the mind instead of the body like the character, which he found fascinating.

However, he could never muster up the courage to talk to you. You treated Ortho so tenderly, like a parent, and it made his heart flutter. The one time he did meet you in person, he accidentally bumped into you and you made sure that he was alright. You both were kind of shy, but you could tell that he was flustered because of how pink his hair got.

During his overblot, he tried to modify his gear to withstand your magic, but it didn’t work. Your powers were more broad than just mind trickery, and thus he was screwed either way. You did make sure that you extracted the ink from the overblot before you started attacking, but it did take a while because he wouldn’t stop going after you over and over and over again.

Malleus Draconia

Alright, so, you were more powerful than the most powerful mage (and that is not Malleus). He didn’t think it was a matter to be concerned about until he saw how scared it made you. He particularly noticed it when you had to deal with Azul. You were scared that the merman would see your abilities and put you under a contract to extort you. He had to comfort you and confirm that if anything were to happen to you, he would be there to help.

Your walks with him in the moonlight did wonders to allow both of you to wind down from the responsibilities you have to face on a day-to-day basis. This was how Malleus had fallen deeply in love with you, and you with him. He was the Vision to your Wanda, so to speak.

During his overblot, you were deeply upset that he would try and put a sleeping curse on everyone. You had trouble trying to drain him of ink because he was a powerful mage himself, but you were the Scarlet Witch and thus you had the advantage. You distracted him with images of his childhood with Lilia tossing him gently into the air and smiling. In the infirmary, he apologized for everything, and you held his hands in yours as you stated that you understood his pain.