#Vestina Vestina your advertising agency folded today

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My parents used to be friends with Chris Ballew of The Presidents. According to my mom, he was in love with her best friend, Christina. When the company she worked for went under, he wrote a song for her, called Vestina. He also saved VIP tickets for her for every show until the day they disbanded.

You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

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