#Varia AU!Haru

[squaletta]

𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒

@queenharumiura

Squaletta gazed at the bracelet in the box she had left on Rosa's desk with a soft smile. Pandora Moments, they called it—a simple yet elegant bracelet that could be adorned with charms reflecting moods, memories, or experiences.

The blonde had chosen a specific design featuring a rose detail. It was a deliberate decision, as though she knew exactly what she wanted to convey. Haru's surname was Rosa, the name Squaletta often called her by. She added only two charms—a sword to commemorate their first mission together and a tiny cup, a nod to the moment Rosa gifted her a shark-themed cup. Rosa is cuppy girl, right? That moment had made Squaletta realize that some work relationships could evolve into lifelong friendships and deserved a chance.

The rest of the charms will be based on the brunette's taste and life experiences. Which one will be so important to deserve a charm? Each charm on the bracelet will tell a story, a fragment of her life, weaving a mosaic of action, chaos, and—yes—occasional playfulness.

Turning away, she left the bracelet where the brunette would undoubtedly find it.

[queenharumiura]

Fran whispers "the cake's an illusion" into Haru's ear, while she's (probably) half asleep! ( @dyingresolve )

Whisper something in my muse's ear and see how they react! ||Accepting|| @dyingresolve

"Wha--?" Haru groggily lifts her head. What was that? Something about the cake being an illusion?

...

"Did that damned brat pull another prank?" He gave her the gift of illusionary cakes for her birthday before, didn't he? Even half asleep she'll remember his transgressions! "I should smack him again."

Thanks for the reminder, and you delivered yourself right to her too, how thoughtful!

[ciaossu-imagines]

Trying to do this everyday- even of it's only 5-10 minutes during a smoke break to make a voice to text note that I post because I'm super busy, trying to get active again in the maybe hour or two I get free a day.

Random headcanons about the pharmacy AU - despite doing his job mostly half-ass and playing around on Tinder when he should he working, Shamal actually excels in two ways. One, he will always have his pharmacy team's back and if customers are awful to his team, they're told to find a new pharmacy. Two - he's actually really strict on methadone, suboxone, and controlled substances. He won't feed the drug seekers (even if he does leave Gokudera to do all the paperwork and calling around to give other pharmacies the heads up about the patient).

Ryohei, despite there being signs from head office saying 'don't be a hero' chases every shoplifter he sees (very loudly yelling at them). Very few ever outrun him...there was only a couple, but they got into a car and though he tried to chase the car, he lost it after a couple blocks. He gets a bonus for every shoplifter apprehended and somehow Reborn smoothes it over with the police for Ryohei not to get charged with assault.

Kyoko and Haru work as part-time front store cashiers. Kyoko's more popular overall but so many people stop I'm just to see what Haru's done to her uniform this week.

The Varia own a competing pharmacy. Fran is an intern pharmacist who bounces between the two pharmacies and loves spreading all the gossip about each place to fan a rivalry between the two.

Xanxus owns the Varia's pharmacy which means he should work there. Even just once a month, right? Except he never actually ever shows up more than once a year. Squalo keeps saying he'll fix it. He never does.

[khr-guilded-cage]

Red Eyed Usurper AU

Ohhh, what is Yuka's plan? Killing Tsuna?

Iemitsu and Timoteo wont want a sharp and powerful unknow over their useless little Tsu-kun

But probally would want her anyway because of her bloodline

Yuka still trying to keep a low profile, Reborn made it hard

But Yuka's first plan in a nutshell isn't usurpation, its to make Tsuna grow a spine

Its difficult with Reborn 24/07 breaking his spirit

Maybe she would try to befriend Kyoko and Hana and Haru - civilians of Tsuna's 'Family' - to keep herself and her cousins out of the REAL trouble and fighting for Tsuna while advising him

When the Uchihas prove themselves to be stronger and more skilled than Tsuna's fake excuse of Guardians, Reborn would be determined to force those people to be 'Dame-Tsuna's subordinates

As much Yuka pitied those children for begin pit against grow ass assassins, those children are delusional and fake

They deserve this

Relationships are mutual. None of Tsuna's is

Yuka is starting to hate Tsuna honestly

The brat was pretty much a puppet king, abused and manipulated easy its ridiculous, so when Tsuna starts to call Nono 'grandfather', not bothered by the fact his sperm donor ruined his entire life...Yuka is DONE, she just needed to wait the boy to die and take the throne of Eleventh

Yuka couldn't do anything but keep her own family safe for time, yelling at Nono or demanding answers wont work because she is 'just a civilian friend of Tsuna', she can be present at the meeting with Tsuna's guardians when she asked, but only because the boy couldn't say 'no' to save his own life

She is more free, but with less power. For now anyway

Killing Tsuna would not be easy, but that spineless naive child would die by himself at some point. She sure was hell wasn't protecting him after he didn't protected her from Iemitsu's attempts to draft her and her Guardians into CEDEF by force or when Reborn tried to force her Guardians to held back the Varia while Tsuna and his fake Guardians escaped (They just pointed the directions where Tsuna was going and left, part of Yuka wanted to protect Sawada, but he was so frustating and an awful boss)

She that to stand her ground and fight back while the 'cowardly scum' (as Xanxus started to call him) just did nothing. Xanxus was tamed like a Mad Dog, Yuka was mostly powerless within Vongola's hierarchy. The Vongola labbed her and hers as one of 'Tsuna's friends' and thats it

Tsuna could have helped and saved them, pit his foot down and demanded his power but he didn't. And her family is in danger and HIS family is too. And Yuka hate him for it.

She wont follow a puppet king into that Hell

Tsuna was used like a pawn and didn't noticed?

[eeriehowl]

my favourite khr video of all time is when some of the voice actors got together and did a few "games". one was where the va's would switch character and haru's va got xanxus, so she read his lines in her voice and everyone lost their shit, it was so funny. (where's my varia!haru au?)

video is here (it's 10 parts but it's only 5 minutes each) https(:)//www(.)youtube.com/watch?v=haWgqfAZSPY

i actually listened to their version again the other day, though i didn't rewatch all the parts...been sitting here watching them over my very normally timed breakfast, thank you! i'm also falling into the rebocon hole now, i remembered there is a song with mammon & bel's voice actors, gotta find it somewhere...

that being said, i wanna hear the varia doing this with other characters too. unfortunate that it seems like it was never uploaded; there was definitely some kind of get together with them. introduction vid can be found on youtube, but nothing further.

haru is mainly said to have lightning flames by the reborn ccg, so i'm willing to cheer for her in a death match against levi. that nerd is going down.

[pez-futurista2000]

Notas random de mi AU mexicano de Free! (Alias "Gratis!")

El equivalente de Iwatobi en México sería en: Tabasco, Veracruz o Tlaxcala

Rin sabe bailar cumbias muy bien, Haru lo único que conoce es el baile de chambelán, en una ocasión Rin trató de invitar a Haruka a bailar y Haru le puso la mano en la cintura (a modo chambelán) y Rin se puso todo nervioso porque el otro diera el primer paso

La familia Mikoshiba tiene un mariachi conformado por los hermanos (Momo toca la trompeta y las maracas, Izusu el violín y Seijirou canta y toca guitarra )

Durante una época Gou se obsesionó con hacer pulseritas de ligas y regalárselas a sus amigos

Todos los chicos de Iwatobi junto con Rin fueron los chambelanes en los XV de Gou (su vestido era uno rosa esponjado con perlas, de esos que parecen un pastel lindo y adornado)

Asahi colecciona historietas de "Memín Pinguin"

Asahi ha vivido en varias partes del país y a veces tiene un acento norteño muy marcado

De chiquito a Nitori lo llevaban a partidos de fútbol y su equipo favorito es el cruz azul

Hiyori es un fifas, he dicho lo que dije

La comida favorita de Sousuke es el pozole

Las familia de Sousuke tiene una fonda y la especialidad son cemitas

Momo le dedica canciones de Luis Miguel a Gou

[dreamieparadise]

HARU IS!! 🤣 Don't tell her that though she will run down the halls with tears streaming [she abruptly stops and squeaks as Kyoya appears, tonfa ready...]

Fjdjkd, please. Rio is so sweet and cute. 🥺💕 Momina would ask if she wants to touch her belly while saying Riri will make a wonderful mother someday!!!

Did you know this crack au also has the Cavallone, the varia, and the arcobaleno all as teens with everyone fmrkd Byakuran is there too... hint, hint, nudge, nudge...

junebug, join our nonsense mafia high au were everyone is a highschool student mafia style and they are all dating, no one learns anything and during sex ed they'd watch 'teen and pregnant' staring luce and momina. 🥰🤙🏻

I'm so in, I'M. SO. IN!!! I live for the crack aus, and this one is clearly the best so far! 🤣🤣🤣

[indigosprite]

Elaborate on hospital au?

Sure !

I watched every season of greys anatomy twice I love that incredibly angsty hilarious medical drama. So months ago I mentioned on here that KHR would be funny in a medical setting TYL. But honestly less drama more gag anime antics ,

• The hospital 110% shouldn’t be running at all because all of these idiots shouldn’t be anywhere near the medical field.

• Everyone is in a field that makes sense or is the exact opposite of their personality. Ex: Gokudera & Byakuran in Peds. (Pediatric, kids doctor)

Mukuro and Haru in Trauma

Yamamoto and Verde In Neuro etc.

• Nobody gets along so they’re always dramatically arguing over patients

• Varia is the paramedics

• Tsuna is the poor chief that has to diffuse the most pointless pissing contests between department heads

• it always feels like a patient shouldn’t survive bc their doctors are idiots.

•everyone gets scrub caps

•unlikely duos & underrated duos get to shine.

+ bonus we get to go back in time to residency days when they use to answer to Vongola 9th gen or something.

[berryshallbe]

KHRbookmarkfics3

This is connected to the others [Part1] , Part2] , [Part 3], [Part4]

me is very desperate indeed.

#ONESHOTS

dead anime moms by exorca

A Not-Quite Sixth Sense by AthanatosOra

Indulge me by exorca

Baby Carnivore by IceMelody [child!fic]

Recall by Metamorcy [X27]

What’s in a name by exorca

The Sky is Black During Twilight by exorca [starring tsuna“i’m done”-as-bella]

anchor me to the shore (don't let me go) by CreepingSoul [child!fic]

Quality by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565) [varia27]

if you get eaten by hyugesoo [dark!27]

Definitively, Decidedly Dangerous and Deadly by ravenromance27

The Rebirth of Tsunayoshi Sawada by ShamelessDilettante [dimenstrav]

Godling by wolfsrainrules [demigod!27, Iemitsu-is-actually-Apollo]

The Rings by wolfsrainrules [Gladiator!AU]

When The Nightingale Sings by Sanjuno [Dragonskies!AU, Dragon!27]

Mafia King by erimies [onepieceXover, Luffy-is-Tsuna]

Christmas With the Vongolas by skygem [featuring 1stgen- 10thgen vongola]

Can't Fool Me by Bird of Dreams [parallel!AU]

Bleeding Out by Little_Miss_Bunny [Apocalypse!AU]

#MORESHOTS (2shot, 3shot, or 4shot)

For Science! by Melfice13 [Twoshot, 100centric, aniki!100, fem!27]

Limitation of a Dark Sky by Windying [Twoshots, Supernatural!AU, twin!fic, dark!27, multi-fandom]

Beast Rising by wolfrainrules [Twoshots] !!!

A Cat's Solitary by alternative_ann [Twoshots, sibling!fic] !!!

if the shoe fits by misoriri [Twoshots, biting!27]

Childish Whims by skygem [Threeshot, child!27]

❀ CHEER UP!! ❀ by li2 [Threeshot, MagicalGirl!AU, MagicalKid!27]

Tsuna's Bucket List by Master_Procrastinator [Threeshot, TYL, Arco!27,]

Good Reasons Why by blueglass [Threeshot, Vampire!27]

It's An Acquired Taste by Ourliazo [Threeshot, RFon, Ghoul!AU, Accidental GhoulBaby Acquisition]

The Hunger Within by familymatters [Fourshot, Vampire!27, Child!fic, Tsuna eats Flames instead of Blood]

LYING IS BAD FOR THE SOUL by Hayato (TheLennyBunny) [Fourshots, Tsuna-being-the-bloodson-of-Primo]

Unrelenting Fate by keimichi [Threeshot, dark!27]

Top of the Food Chain by skygem [Fourshots]

R27

Under the Winged Sky by Crimsonfang33 [Supernatural!AU, Fem!27, Phoenix!27]

Story of an Author by RenegadeWarrior [writer!27, multiple!R]

Steal the Sun by languide [crossdressing!27, slowburn]

Chroma Diamonds by Brick (themikeymonster) [unreliable narrator, Self-cest!27]

Colors of the Heart by Usagi_Baka [AU]

Falling off the Arc by Arithra [timetrav,Oneshots]

Present In the Past by MintyBubba

Lascivious by Ourliazo [Vampire Hunter!27, Vampire!AU, 4 Hibaris as Vamps]

Control by Metamorcy [Threeshots]

First Impressions are Often Entirely Wrong by ChaoticFairy (Amanda908565) [Oneshots]

To the Beat of My Own Drum by Seito [fake/pretend relationship, College!AU, Threeshots]

1827 +kyoko/haru

what never was by HeavenlyDusk [Threeshots, personal assistant!27, non-mafiosio!27, the three heirs still alive!AU]

Cryptid Namimori by Sawadoot [DC!27]

Trophy Husband by HeavenlyDusk [Oneshots]

#HPXOVER

Chaos in the Blood by Sefiru [Hari-is-Reborn’s grandson]

Slip Up by northpeach, wolfsrainrules [Hari-is-Skull]

The Magician by ValloryRussups [Oneshots, dimenstrav]

Desenrascanço by Enso_Eternal [Bigbro!Hari, Hari was a child soldier and he will make damn sure that doesn't happen to tsuna and his friends ] !!!

Trading Yesterday by Shadowblayze [Arcosky!Hari] !!!

Burn So Bright by silenceia [Oneshots, Giotto-is-Hari|      

Hearth Fire (Welcome Home)  by stapling_pages [Tom-is-Tsuna’s-bigbro]    

Little Bit Broken by stormflame89 [Hari-is-Skull]

We Drift Freely Onwards by Applepie [Hari-is-Skull]  

Don't Find Me by Akua [HariSKL]       

Jigsaw Puzzle of the Sky by Shiyaki [RHari]   

we are the poisoned youth by Seito     ?

Raiju by jeleania [Twoshots, Hari-is-Tsuna’s-firstfriend]      

Like The Tide by Ourliazo [Twoshots, Pre-Arco Curse, Mod!Hari-adopting-brat!R]

Forged In Flame by  Reighost  [varia!cloudy!Hari] 

Of Science and Lightning by  CaptivatingLadySpinel [Hari-is-Verde’spawn]

Harry Potter and His Fedora Wearing Hitman by Withmaximumeffort [mod!Hari-adopts-Tsuna, RHari]

The Reason Why by JDGambit [fourshots, mod!HariSKL]

Sending Out Flares by Elandil [Skyarco!Hari]

The Varia's Hairdresser by Starchains [hairdresser!Hari]

\Backslash by Jorie2127 (Flight_orFight) [phoenix!Hari]

Hemp Flowers Meant Fate by MufuMufuSan [Arcosky!Hari, Mutated Form of Hanahaki Disease!AU]

Death's Reward by sphinxymae [fem!Hari-is-Tsuna’sis]

#MARVELXOVER

Iron Spark by Elena_Parker [twoshots, Tony-is-Tsuna]

Italian Roots by DearCat [fem!toni-is-Xanxus’sis, threeshots]

A Troublesome Lightning To Adopt by moonlightcarol [Oneshots, Tsuna-is-Tony’s-Legal Guardian-somehow]

Vigilant Spider? More Like Guardian Angel by Anonymous [reincarnated, Tsuna-is-PeterParker]

#MISCELLENEOUS

Guns and knitting needles by AmbroiseFramboise [DC!27]

The Menagerie by zegez [animal cast!AU]

Apathy by KlonoaDreams [SI!fem!27, DC!27]

Blackbird by jadetiger27 [twin!fic, hint!1827]

Don't Hold Your Breath (we're gonna live) by SilverRoseAri [Apocalypse!AU]

Nothing More by skygem [child!fic, ghostfathers!1st gen]

Have Your Cake (and Eat It Too) by Ramabear (RyMagnatar) [Ghoul!AU]

Mystic Eyes by Nika Raven Celeste [semi-psycho!27]

Inheritors of Flame by Kyogre [MMO!AU,VRgamer!27]

Hiraeth by ReiLarroca [sibling!fic, gen!fic]

Mafia Row by Phantom Hitman 1412 [Parenting!Arco, Child!fic]

Another Path by DragonflyDream [twin!fic, non-mafiosio!27] !!!

Dame-Tsuna, Right? by Nobody_Inhere [smart!27]

yesterday's tomorrow by orphan_account [timetrav]

The Final Boss by Sakhyu [Gamer!fem!27, genderbend]

Sunny Skies Ahead by Ourliazo [secondary sky!R, Pre-Arco Curse]

Vongola Style by Ourliazo [Collection of Unrelated Stories]

Don't Hold Your Breath (we're gonna live) by SilverRoseAri [Apocalypse!AU]

The Leóne Decimo by Zsterwriter14 [Shifter!AU]

Amber by Enigmatree [child!fic, Omniscient!27]

On Heaven and Earth by QuinsValoria [AjinXover, Ajin!27, Dead Dove]

Sass and Win by AlligatorEyes [SI/OC, SI!twin of tsuna, Twin!fic, RInari] !!!

novaturient by woofio [SI/OC, Pre-Arco Curse, OC!HibariRyo]

[hopeswriting]

KHR Jujutsu Kaisen AU Part 2

[Plain text: "KHR Jujutsu Kaisen AU Part 2" in big text. /End PT]

About the Vongola Tenth Gen and the Kokuyo gang. Spoilers for JJK.

Here’s part 1 with the Arco.

Here’s part 3 with the Varia & Bianchi & Dino.

Words: 1814

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Yamamoto scouts Tsuna to become a member of the Occult club on the promise they’re just chilling and not actually doing anything.

Tsuna accepts because 1) not doing anything, and 2) “See, Mom and Dad? I’m in a club, I do have a school life and here’s are my hopefully-to-be-friends club members, so please get off my back and thank you.”

(Yes, Iemitsu is a present and good dad in this.)

(He retired from the Jujutsu Sorcerers (JS) business when Nana got pregnant and never looked back.)

(He does deal with low level Cursed Spirits (CS) on the daily if only to keep their neighborhood safe.)

Yamamoto and Tsuna are on “clean the instrument shelter” duty (or something lol idk), and find the cursed charm.

Tsuna instantly has a very, very bad feeling about this.

“Yamamoto, please, don’t pick it up.”

“Yamamoto, please, don’t open it.”

“Yamamoto, I’m begging you, don’t bring this up to Gokudera-kun and Haru-chan.”

Yamamoto laughs it all off and doesn’t listen. He brings it up to Gokudera and Haru. Gokudera and Haru instantly want to unwrap the charm.

Tsuna does not meet up with them at school that night, and only feels a little bit guilty about it. (Listen, he did his best, all right?)

He does run into Hibari on his way to the grocery store.

Hibari says very little and doesn’t explain shit but makes it clear his friends are about to die.

Tsuna runs to school with him.

The cursed charm is a disgusting weirdly clean eyeball Tsuna ends up swallowing because this Hibari guy is losing and they’re all hurt and it’s pretty obvious they’re all going to die.

(In a parallel universe of this AU, Haru is the one who swallows the cursed charm because she’s batshit crazy like that and never shies away of the consequences of her batshit craziness, and all I’m saying is some fun things happen in this parallel AU too.)

(But it’s not the AU we're talking about right now.)

The CS the eyeball belongs to is Byakuran.

It’s BYAKURAN OMGGG ASDFGHJKL!

(I’m sorry but the idea just punched me in the face and just fits this crack treated “seriously” AU, and I’m a fucking genius actually.)

(Anyway Byakuran revives, and all over Japan his Guardians do too.)

(I will not elaborate this side plot further.)

Byakuran deals with the CS and then beats up Hibari, and it earns Tsuna Hibari’s everlasting interest.

Tsuna, not Byakuran.

This is not a good thing.

Tsuna doesn’t even want his interest.

It’s the worst fucking night of Tsuna’s life.

(Except it’s only just the beginning asdfgh.)

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Iemitsu badly hints at Tsuna he’s a retired JS, and if he ever needs help for anything he can just let him know.

Tsuna doesn’t catch the hints and never lets him know of anything.

Yamamoto, Gokudera and Haru aren’t exactly invited to the Tokyo school, but good thing they don’t give a fuck about that. Wherever Tsuna goes, they go.

(Also Tsuna saved them and it’s all their fault to begin with, and they aren’t about to let him go into this mess alone.)

Ryohei and Kyoko are second years at the Tokyo school.

Former-rich-boy Gokudera and from-the-countryside Ryohei instantly rub each other the wrong way.

Haru “I’m weak for pretty faces that hide slyness and cunning” and Kyoko “batshit crazy is the only normal I want in my life” hit it off right off the bat.

“Predictable and simple man” Tsuna instantly gets a crush on Kyoko.

Hibari is a third year student, the third year student, and doesn’t leave Tsuna alone. It has the unfortunate consequences (for Hibari) of him getting acquainted with the rest of the Vongola Tenth Gen (VTG).

Mukuro is a third year student at the Kyoto school. He meets the VTG during the Goodwill Event.

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Both Ryohei AND Kyoko are the Aoi Todo of this AU. Except Kyoko keeps it strictly to the battlefields while it’s just Ryohei’s default state lol.

Ryohei is the immovable object while she is the unstoppable force.

Ryohei specializes in the medical field because of his technique that allows him to overpower cursed energy damages thanks to the sheer strength (and healing properties) of his own cursed energy, effectively canceling them (or something lol idk), so he’s not that often on the battlefields.

But when he is and Kyoko is right there by his side and they team up against a common enemy?

Oh boy, no one ever knows what hits them.

They proudly represent Japan countryside and intend to honor it.

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Hibari is a Gojou who doesn’t have any techniques (but does have cursed energy), and uses cursed tools to fight, and had to prove his worth all the way to being the top student of the Tokyo school.

Mukuro is a Zen’in and a prodigy like the clan didn’t see in a long time and was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Mukuro overpowers Hibari during the Goodwill Event and wounds his pride.

Hibari backs him in a corner during round two and wounds Mukuro’s pride.

Thus an everlasting rivalry between the two is born.

No one else gives a shit about it and they sure as fuck don’t try to intervene.

Round three just keeps happening again and again because of course they’ll never agree on who’s the best between them.

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Gokudera is the only one among the VTG who doesn’t have cursed energy. He doesn’t let that stop him.

He reads all of Verde researches from beginning to end and then backwards and then makes his own researches, and it ends up not mattering much at all.

(Also he becomes a Verde stan second, and a human being third.)

(He’s a Tsuna stan first and foremost.)

He projects his insecurities onto “natural born JS” Yamamoto and one-sidedly starts a rivalry between the two. He thinks Yamamoto choosing to fight with a cursed tool when he has perfectly working cursed energy is a jab at him.

But “simple man with simple needs” Yamamoto simply is not interested in fighting monsters if he doesn’t get to have a cool sword while doing it.

Also he doesn’t really mean to but he is a competitive guy by nature, and kind of throws oil in the fire and gets involved in the rivalry too.

Meanwhile Haru thrives in the JS business. Fighting monsters? Saving people? Fighting for the sake of humanity?

Yes, please, let her just design and handmade her own coolest outfit first.

She’s a high level gymnast so she wants to specialize in close quarter combat. Asks Fon to teach her because she wants the best and nothing else.

Fights using hoops, and I don’t know how practical it would actually be and Idc because the image in my head right now is really cool.

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M.M. is a CS and Mukuro has to exorcise her. They sass each other during the whole fight and become buddies by the end of it.

Mukuro proceeds to announce to the whole JS business Kyoto (and Tokyo) branch he’s keeping her and no one is allowed to exorcise her.

It's a big no-no for everyone.

“But Skull-sama is literally keeping Reborn? Humanity biggest threat?”

It's a less of a big no-no but still a no-no.

“Fine, let me improve my clan technique in a way that was never done before and turn M.M. into my shikigami without exorcising her.”

It works.

Mukuro proceeds to also not-exorcise Ken and Chikusa.

But Ken is dumb and always forgets to create the curtain, so one day the fourth of them just crash into Chrome’s living room.

They think they can get out of that with just an apology and the fact they saved her life from the CS that followed them, but no, they really can't.

Chrome barely manages to pay for her apartment? She’s an independent broke ass student?

“You will give me the money for the reparations right here and now or you’re not going anywhere.”

They bring Chrome to the JS’s Kyoto school principal so she can be compensated.

Daniela sends them to the Zen’in clan head because “No, Mukuro, we’re done with your shit financially wise. Learn how to behave or get your own clan broke, thank you, goodbye.”

Chrome is compensated by Lancia, but then she just never leaves.

And becomes a JS.

It sure as hell pays better than the part-time job she was doing until now.

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Tsuna’s first mission is to exorcise 5yo CS Lambo and his twin sister I-Pin.

But it’s simply not happening.

Byakuran thinks it’s the occasion to fuck with him and he tries to take over his body to make him exorcise them anyway.

Tsuna shuts him the fuck down.

“I will kill you. And I do mean you only. I will find a way to kill you and you alone.”

“I will find all your stupid disgusting eyeballs, and crush them under my foot, and smear them on your stupid wings I would have first ripped off of you, and roll them into a ball, and shoves them straight in your guts, and burn you to smithereens.”

“I will murder you with my bare hands in the slowest and most painful way, don’t you fucking dare harm them.”

Tsuna brings Lambo and I-Pin safely back to his school.

Fon steps up before anyone can disagree because holy shit, it’s actually the first time he sees baby CS and they’re cute as fuck??

Yes, of course they’re keeping them.

It starts a trend.

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They’re all very proud of their CS Task Force against others CS they’re building little by little.

They begrudgingly agree to let 16yo Mukuro be in charge of it because he is the one who started it all after all.

Also the OG Task Force is the Kokuyo gang and they refuse to listen to anyone else but him.

It’s a disaster because Mukuro’s only 16yo and also a smart dumbass but the results are there anyway.

The higher-ups aren’t so happy with this Task Force.

No one else gives a shit.

Everybody is ready to fist fight them if they even think of dismantling---let alone harming---their awesome Task Force.

They make sure the higher-ups get the hint.

*

I wanted to add some others characters (namely Bianchi and Dino) but unfortunately I have assignments to do. Well, have this for now, in the hope you enjoy it!

Here’s part 1 with the Arco.

Here’s part 3 with the Varia & Bianchi & Dino.

[queenharumiura]

Haru walked into her room after training and she paused. Something was different. Some people joked by saying that the Varia could save money on hiring a cleaning crew with how often Haru would clean, but there was a reason behind Haru’s behavior. It wasn’t anything like wanting to be useful or her being asked to do so for any sexist reasons (Squaletta would never stand for that, anyways), but it had something to do with her past.

When she was kidnapped, she was placed in a very dirty cell with other children. She had witnessed a lot of things, stuff that no child her age should’ve been exposed to. Though her memories of the event were repressed, the psychological effect it had on her manifested into her extreme distaste for anything ‘dirty’.

That was the reason why she cared for keeping her surroundings clean, because subconsciously, she didn’t want to recall anything from that time. It took 20 seconds for her to figure out that something new: a box, was left on her desk. She slowly walked up to investigate it to realize that it was a bracelet that contained two charms. A sword and a cup.

She didn’t have to ruminate on that for long to realize who had left this gift on her desk. With a smile, she makes sure the charms were secure on the bracelet before she puts it on. Of course, she’ll take it off for missions, but she’s off-duty now, so it’ll be fine.

“It’s a good thing I had something custom-made in advance.” Pulling a box out of her desk, she heads to Squaletta’s office. She tried finding something, but she couldn’t find anything, so she had to take matters into her own hands. It took her some time to badger a certain Prince into giving her some pointers, but she hassled him into agreeing to help her with something. (She got the idea after seeing him carve a swan out of ice)

With some high-quality and durable wood, she hand-carved a shark shape into wood. The rest was whittled down, sanded smooth, and then polished. A custom-made hairstick was complete. Just like how Squaletta left a gift for Haru, she did the same for the vice-commander.

𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒

@queenharumiura

Squaletta gazed at the bracelet in the box she had left on Rosa's desk with a soft smile. Pandora Moments, they called it—a simple yet elegant bracelet that could be adorned with charms reflecting moods, memories, or experiences.

The blonde had chosen a specific design featuring a rose detail. It was a deliberate decision, as though she knew exactly what she wanted to convey. Haru's surname was Rosa, the name Squaletta often called her by. She added only two charms—a sword to commemorate their first mission together and a tiny cup, a nod to the moment Rosa gifted her a shark-themed cup. Rosa is cuppy girl, right? That moment had made Squaletta realize that some work relationships could evolve into lifelong friendships and deserved a chance.

The rest of the charms will be based on the brunette's taste and life experiences. Which one will be so important to deserve a charm? Each charm on the bracelet will tell a story, a fragment of her life, weaving a mosaic of action, chaos, and—yes—occasional playfulness.

Turning away, she left the bracelet where the brunette would undoubtedly find it.

[queenharumiura]

GIVE MY MUSE A PETNAME AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!

Cup girl (From Squaletta to Haru because she gave her a shark cup ♥)

[Original] ||Accepting|| @squaletta

"Huh?" Cup girl?

"Oh come on, Vice-commander, I'm a grown woman now yanno? I'm no longer a lil girl." Okay, she is still 'little' but she's not a girl. "I should be cup woman or lady~" She chuckles.

Okay, that sounded stupid. "Just call me Cuppy for short." She snorts.

[haruharudiary]

Haru’s gossip #2

Rumeurs du moment : ✩ Il paraît que Belphegor fait un élevage de grenouilles. ✩ Il y aurait eu des concours de beuverie pour grappiller des places dans le dernier classement. (X) ✩ Levi aime se balader nu.  ✩ Lussuria aurait envoyé des messages de nature... dérangeante à Ryohei. ✩ On aurait vu Hibari lire un magazine parlant de mariage. ✩ Superbi Squalo serait à la recherche d’un appartement loin du manoir de la Varia, avec possibilité de colocation avec Renzo. ✩  Xanxus a une peluche avec laquelle il dort chaque soir (cette peluche ressemblerait étrangement au Teddy de Levi). ✩  Reborn porterait encore des couches, même après avoir retrouvé sa forme adulte. ✩ Levi serait un Sugar Daddy pour Constance Lacroix. ✩ Byakuran, Spanner, et Irie sont en trouple. ✩ Mukuro aurait déjà emprunté le corps d'une star du X. ✩ Maria serait anciennement Mario, cependant elle a gardé le service trois-pièces sous la demande de Tsuna. 

✩ Tsuna aurait en réalité choisi Lambo comme bras droit.

✩ Ryohei serait marié au Japon avec Hana et en Italie avec Emma

✩ Chrome aurait déjà posté une annonce pour un donjon. Ken aurait répondu à cette annonce suite aux recommandations de Mukuro. Mais ce n'était pas un donjon BDSM. Ken s'est retrouvé embarqué dans une aventure JDR dans le rôle d'une princesse en détresse

✩ Emma serait la sœur cachée de Levi, ils ont été séparés à la naissance comme Leia et Luke. Vous avez entendu une info croustillante en vous promenant dans les couloirs de Namimori ou dans les rues de Sicile ? Vous voulez nous en faire part ? Contactez-nous via le bouton “contact” du blog ou en commentaires sous ce post ! ;)

[undergrounclmafia]

@queenharumiura​ asked :  ((OOC: Forgib, I had a desire. For the varia au) Haru noted the younger female up ahead and she hastened her speed to a small trot so she could be right beside Emi. As per her usual fashion, she tapped Emi's shoulder. This was a way she greeted mostly everyone. "What's up? You're not on a mission today?" For once, Haru was in uniform, which meant she was going to find herself going on a mission soon.

Anon or not, touch my muse, be it gentle, hurtful, or even to mess with them. / NOT ACCEPTING!

Feeling the tap on her shoulder, the Cloud Officer came to a stop. She thought those footsteps sounded familiar — possessed the energy that seemed to innately radiate from the older woman. Emi had grown somewhat accustomed to Haru and her sister-like nature. Even came to ... Appreciate it, better. A hint of softness entered her gaze, no longer being seemingly weighed down by the anger she had been harboring for who knows how long now.

「     It’s my day off ... —     」 she answers after a moment, lips forming a faint smile. 「      Looks like they have you busy today. If you need assistance or company ...     」 the way her words trailed off made a clear implication of what she was offering. It may be her day off, but that did not mean she necessarily enjoyed them. Emi was a busy body by nature, so to be stuck in one spot for long often had her restless. 

[pez-futurista2000]

Notas sobre Jacarandas en: Gratis!! el AU mexicano de Free!!

Las jacarandas son moradas, eso es importante, rojo más azúl es morado!! AAAAH

Hay varias Jacarandas en el pueblo, sin embargo más por la zona en que Rin vivía que por la de Haru (a su abuela le gustaban más las bugambilias y pues, por las parcelas de los Navarro hay más bugambilias que otra cosa)

En el aeropuerto en el que Haru y Rin se despiden había una jacaranda plantada antes de entrar al edificio [IMPORTANTE]

Las jacarandas simbolizan resistencia y conexión con lo divino → destino

[ohmykhr]

Not a request, but do you have any fics you recommend (your own or just fics you enjoy)? Your blog always posts a style or writing I like, so I think fics you’d recommend would be the same.

Sure thing, thank you so much for your kind words! You can find my fics both on ao3 and ff.net but I publish more on ao3. Now that that’s out of the way, I’ll recommend some of my favorite authors and fics which are such an inspiration with writing for me!

Everything from AllThingsVaria but especially Prince Belphegor’s Guide to Parenting (this one is an amazing and unique Harry Potter AU with single dad Bel, it’s everything you can ask for and more) and Home Alone (I mean, who doesn’t love a good Varia oneshot with Lussuria appreciation?)

Also everything from basedfran but my personal favorites are Fart Fairy and Ciabatta Boy (Fuuta/Fran, really interesting and unique pairing written so well along with a funny plot, if you love minor characters then this one is for you!) and Around You (also Fuuta/Fran, but this focuses on their friendship and the characters are on point and the writing is so pleasant to read)

I have really enjoyed Namyari’s work lately, my favorites being When She Saved Them (rare fic that portrays Chrome being the strong Vongola guardian she is, who loves her family) and When they saved her (a fic where Vongola guardians show their love for Chrome, I love a good old family/friendship trope)

 The Vongola Famiglia's Guide to the Ultimate Summer Vacation  by Nat Roze, there’s only one chapter out and I don’t the fic is very active, but I fell in love with the first chapter and would love to read more! (focuses on Vongola family along with Haru, Kyoko and Chrome but in this one they aren’t damsels in distress)

Last but not least, It Take A Varia by Anonymous author. (oneshots with Bel and Varia - this fic is everything that I love, it has found family, some fluff, some angst and comfort. I absolutely love this.)