#Valiant is such a weirdo and creepy lil shit but I promise he's harmless

[ask-valiant-victory]

"I don't think I've ever met such a bold little Eevee."

"Not too young, but not very old either. Then again maybe to a pup, I would seem quite old, I understand your lifespan is very short compared to mine. But..."

"I'd think I'd go a little 'stir-crazy' as the mortals call it if I was in here any longer than that." He smiled. "As to what that was for... well." He paused in thought, What was it for again? He'd been so preoccupied with his puzzles he almost forgot all about it. "Oh, wait! That is easy! I know!"

TW: Death

"It was a very simple job."

"One would hope a creature taller than themself would be hard to take down, but I found this to be false. It's alright however, I cannot feel enjoyment towards such things. I much prefer being stuck in here with my puzzles." Valiant gave Neo-ka another unnerving smile, it was obvious he felt nothing was disturbing about his previous comments, It didn't even phase him. "Whilst you're here, perhaps you would like to complete a puzzle with me then? I like how humorous you are! I wish to know more. And!" He suddenly picked up one of the boxes from his small pile, happily he presented it to her as if it was the grandest thing.

"See! See! They're running in a flower field!" He excitedly tapped on the box's image as he shook it once more. "I promise I will not do the 'Weird-ass laughing' again! Maybe you can teach me how to do a more accurate laugh, wouldn't that be wonderful? A puzzle and a chat?"

(@pokege-ne-project ; Neo-Ka) So. Weirdo kid. Weirdo place. The fuck? "Uh. Kid. How long ya been here?" Whyisthiskidsmilinglikethathatethis--

Their forced laughter was almost painful, "You are VERY funny mortal! I like your sense of humour, but I am much older than you." They gave Neo-Ka a cheerful smile. "I am over 300,000 years old. Unlike you, little pup." "However, I assure you I have not been in here that long. I go outside very often. Arceus doesn't like me 'Lurking around' them, as they put it. They think I'm creepy." "I do not know why, they made me in their image after all."