#Vaginatarian

[teriyakiaqi]

Time to combine a few VERY COOL things together !!

I have been an avid follower of @spilledkaleidoscope’s disco sapphics and I saw these wicked jackets on the show ‘Santa Clarita Diet’ and thought of Harry and Kim instantly!

Look at those icons!! Slays absolute penis

[runwayblues]

brain rot hours are supposed to be at night not during the day i hate it here

[ageofwagner]

thinking of Jake’s ‘vaginatarian’ sticker

again.

[hearts-hunger]

even though i voted for somebody else too it's hurting my heart that jake has NO VOTES

lmaoo i know it hurts me too but i stand by my theory that jake doesn't need to be the biggest to give you the business

[chouxsardine]

Impure Jake thought at the moment (NSFW 18+! below cut)

CHIN TATTOO

imagine you having a chin tattoo (I'm talking about the ones that are under your chin, above your throat), being the ✨vaginatarian✨ that he is, Jake would absolutely go feral every time he sees it

imagine him having his face buried between your thigh, lapping you up so good that you couldn't help squirming around, so he has to pin you down by holding onto your thigh and your pelvis bone, his grip strong, firm, inescapable albeit reassuring

the pleasure so intense that your eyes roll back and you throw your head back, your back arches, and your chin lifted up, showing the tattoo

imagine him seeing the tattoo while he looks up at you, just the look of it snaps a string in his brain and sends a rush down his spine, he hips presses harder down onto the mattress and his tongue involuntarily thrusts a little deeper, pushing you right over the edge---

OR

imagine when you are riding him; similarly, he sees it when you tilt your head back, exposing your chin and neck,

imagine him taking one look at you , instantly his fingers digs into your hips harder, definitely leaving bruises (which will be affectionately kissed better by him later), and he sticks closer to kiss your chin right where the tattoo is, and gently nibbing on the tender skin around your exposed neck, leaving a trail of sloppy kisses all the way down before burying his head in the crook of your neck

every time he sees the tattoo, it reminds him that he is making his girl feel *that good*,

it is your body, your choice, but it has such a choke hold on him

AND

let's even dig a little dipper and have a classified discussion here:

Scenario 1: you already had the tattoo before you two are together, so the pattern could be anything

it doesn't matter, he will lose his sh*t over it anyways; and he gets so pavloved that whenever he sees that pattern or something that resembles that pattern anywhere outside the bedroom, his cock uncontrollably twitches in his pants

Scenario 2: you decided to get the tattoo after you two are together, and you want it to be something that is vaguely related to him, so let's say, you got a music note, a subtle one; and you're a music lover anyway, duh

you didn't tell him at first, you let him discover it himself. The first time he saw it----oh lord, he'd even be crazier, because in his mind, seeing a music note on your chin makes him think of all the sounds that you make---the moaning, the grunts, the whimpering of his name---while he's tasting/fucking you, which are no doubt, 100% 🎶music🎶 to his ears

btw yes i do feel like he will also take notice and remember the placement of your moles and birthmark, and he will randomly trace them when he's holding you

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

That vaginatarian sticker in Jake’s guitar case is driving me nuts. I’m just imagining being his guitar tech making fun of him for the sticker, it’s ridiculous. Jake being smug and telling you he’s gonna show you why he has it. Being on edge for the entire concert cause there is no way he meant what he said. Until the concert ends and he tells you to come to his dressing room to help him with his guitar which makes no sense?? You get there and before you can say anything he’s sitting you on the counter and pulling your pants down and getting on his knees while everyone’s trying to find him outside and he’s telling you to be quiet and ugh I—

I cannot get this out of my head 😩

Oh yeah I can't get this outta my head either, the way he'd look up at you as he so quickly makes you cum. His eyes full of lust and his tongue is fucking you so good you can't help but let your hand grip him by the back of the hair and roll you hips over his mouth. He'd have you cumming again and again until someone is slamming their fist on the door looking for Jake.

[sacredjake]

i’m glad i wasn’t the only one who thought this…

his favorite meal

Anyway, don't imagine Jake wiping his mouth this way after he goes down on you

[via-fm]

self-proclaimed vaginatarian jake kiszka would love today

[gretavanglimmers]

Hey tumblr gresties!!! I want to introduce myself, my name is Skipper! I live in my van full time all year round and I work remotely as a virtual assistant. But the interesting things you need to know about me are that I have loved Greta Van Fleet for around 4-5 years now and I was lucky enough to see their legendary performance at Red Rocks! I'm a pisces and I identify as straight with very strong LGBTQ+ ally values. I am perhaps what you might call "twin lane" but Jacob Thomas Kiszka, Sir owns my heart. I'm a sucker for a long haired boy with a guitar. My favourite book of all time is the incomparable Wuthering Heights by Miss Emily Brontë and nobody can tell me that the 1992 Ralph Fiennes adaptation is not the best. I will not have the 2009 Tom Hardy debate 🤣. I'm a little bit neurospicy and a complete mud witch. I exist in my baggy clothes and I'm a vegetarian. Thats vegetarian not vaginatarian 😏. You may have noticed my master list is already pinned to the top of my blog. My first ever fic for the gvf fandom is in the works and I can't wait to share it all with you lovely people. I'm not on twitter, but I do have a non-gvf related instagram if anyones interested in my vanlife adventures! Come say hi and give me a follow! All my love, Skipper ❤️

[gvftea]

“maybe controversial but i don’t think he dose. he’d probably be grossed out by it, i mean he did say period sex was gross so what make you think he’s gonna eat someone out? genuinely, not being mean.”

His “VAGINATARIAN” sticker in his guitar case and his “I’m a sloppy eater” comment and the way his lips curl around a harmonica? The proof is in the pudding. That’s a man who eats box

[gretavanlace]

Every fic you write that Jake uses “kitty cat” absolutely wrecks me. I love that you write him as this massive tease bc he totally is. The way he fucks his guitar, makes interviewers blush, and has a “vaginatarian” sticker on his guitar case… that man knows what the ladies want.

He definitely does. He knows. He knows 😩

[corrosion2007]

When I was younger I just wanted to be mysterious pink hair lady from Steven Universe.

I still do. I would absolutely love to be an alternative futch baddie when I grow up. Hop on the back of my motorcycle babe let’s listen to the sisters of mercy and DIY band patches when we get back to my place. Also, I would like one of those leather motorcycle jackets with “VAGINATARIAN” on the back.

[runwayblues]

vaginatarian sticker you will always be iconic

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

The vaginatarian sticker will never not get me 💀 very jake core

he just wants everyone to know he's about it

[moondustmemories]

his butterfly knife

where do I even start… the storm trooper? the dick sticker? the picture I’m pretty sure is HIM

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

Vaginatarian Jake Kiszka’s hands cupping your ass to angle your hips up and closer to his mouth so he can devour you wholeheartedly

He'd be so happy to have you this way, so eager to please. Hands gently but feverishly squeezing your hips and holding you close, he'd moan into you making your head swim all while his eyes look so sweetly into yours as he devours you until you're crying from the endless waves of pleasure he brings you.