#VERSE ;; not a wolf ;; CRACK
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"I said what I said."
#ic ;; keep an eye on things ;; dashchat#verse ;; not a wolf ;; crack#logan: i refuse to seriously pick between my kids so the badger is now my favourite#also logan; watching the chaos unfold: chuck i accidentally started the second trojan war
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@viviskull replied to this post: ""It's a car if everyone had access to it""
❝Do you have any idea how little that narrows things down for me?❞
#the wolf is growling (ic || Death);#a dogfight between wolves (crack || Death);#viviskull#[ Death is familiar with some modern things in my headcanons ]#[ But a lot of what he deals with normally doesn't include city-life ]#[ Obviously that could change depending on verse or whatever ]#[ But generally he doesn't know much about modern tech ]
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' you actually aren't smaller than me. You're taller... but the inches went there ' he's pointing at nicks pants with the biggest shit eating grin he can muster.
"The hell you on about, Spikey? I'm heavier than you-"
And then the words and the gesture connect, and Nicholas stares. Stares. Brows furrow over the rims of his sunglasses, then knit underneath his fringe. He finally looks away, passing his hand over his mouth.
Wiping away a smirk, maybe, a lopsided cant to his lips, even if he cannot dismiss the sudden tinge burnishing his face.
Hand to nape, he chews on nothing. What is he even supposed to say to that?
"-Dammit."
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~ Zenkichi Hasegawa’s Tags ~
More will be added as needed.
#ic#Zenkichi#Zenkichi likes#Zenkichi musing#Zenkichi food#Zenkichi aesthetic#Car Ride Jams#Dog of the System - P5R Verse#A Wolf and His Pack - Mid P5 Strikers Verse#Building Back from the Ground Up - Post P5 Strikers Verse#(The Best Pain in My Ass) : Ren/Akira#(Monster Cat) : Morgana#(Captain Sa-boat-eur) : Ryuji#(Pink Panther) : Ann#(Tail-Blazer) : Yusuke#(Queen of Mean) : Makoto#(Hard Drive to Crack) : Futaba#(Axe-pressive Heir) : Haru#(Lonesome Crow) : Akechi#(Wolf Whom Bares His Fangs) : self#(Sur-mount-able Independence) : Yoshizawa#(The Girl with No Strings Attached) : Sophia#(Little Pup) : Akane#(An Ace Attorney) : Sae#(Doc of Ages) : Maruki#(Adoptive Family) : The Phantom Thieves#(Flaming Figure of Freedom) : Erina/Eri#(The Next Gramps in Line) : Toshiro
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// fixing tags pls hold
#» but your mouth can do it better than some god who don't speak { mythology }#» the gods are such petty fools none more so that me { comics }#» all of me is a prayer in perfect piety { desires }#» i screamed for gods who never really loved me after all. { musings }#» it's not fair it's not fair how much i love you. { fauxbius }#» i am burdened with glorious purpose { pics }#» we’re not doing ' get help ' ... { crack }#» death himself laughed with the cruelty of ancient stars when he stole you away from me because he how much i loved you. { sigyn }#» did you ever love her? do you know? or did you never want to be alone? { sigyn }#» if you break the world what’ll you miss ? { tva verse }#» you’re a natural disaster; she’s the apocalypse. { sylvie }#» i've won his favor { grandmaster }#» i hope i was your favorite crime { mobius }#» ash & fire / storm & salt / wine & blood { valkyrie }#» nobody lives forever - your mother said - nobody should live that long { frigga }#» for even kings of winters and wars have hearts / have loves / have summers { fandral }#» i assure you brother the sun will shine on us again { thor }#» he is an apocalypse wrapped in wolf fur { fenrir }#» you could watch the planet spin or you could help set it ablaze { jörmungandr }#theres more but man this is long
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“What’s that look?” Here it looked a bit chaotic, a few bodies of pirates he considered small fries all lying around, but it was clear they were all still at least alive. A couple were even writhing in pain, groaning, but not too loud as to attract the fighter’s attention once again.
It was too late to hide his identity, so Garou had let the bounty poster and the tall tales woven around his actions create the image for him. If the stranger was terrified to see him, that would suck, but he wasn’t exactly aiming to win any popularity contests.
“If you’re a bounty hunter, just back off, or else you can join these guys down here.” To emphasize his point, a foot nudged one of the semi-conscious bodies. And if they weren’t a bounty hunter? Then he had no real fight to pick, lackadaisical body language disguising instincts that were sharpened like the tip of a spear.
#✸ OPEN. ( GAROU. )#✸ WOLF OF THE WATERS. ( GAROU. / VERSE. )#( cracks open his shiny new OP verse just to accidentally spill blood on it- )
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tag drop.
「 ooc 」 — ❛ hold on٬ cat aggro. ❜ 「 promo 」 — ❛ somebody to love. ❜ 「 memes 」 — ❛ no me olvidé de ti. ❜ 「 starter call 」 — ❛ all bark. ❜ 「 crack 」 — ❛ no bite. ❜ 「 queue 」 — ❛ add it to the workflow. ❜
「 about 」 — ❛ scars in silver. ❜ 「 meta 」 — ❛ what's left now? ❜
「 images 」 — ❛ you're gonna carry that weight. ❜ 「 music 」 — ❛ howl at the moon. ❜ 「 desires 」 — ❛ the taste of smoke and blood. ❜
「 answers 」 — ❛ it's not always what you want to hear. ❜ 「 speech 」 — ❛ ¿y por una vez podrías dejarme terminar una frase? ❜
「 verse 」 — ❛ main٬ it's a lonely road you've chosen٬ wolf. ❜
「 thirt13n 」 — ❛ so move me٬ baby. shake like the bough of a willow tree. ❜ 「 medicbled 」 — ❛ welcome to my cage٬ little lover. let's go up in flames٬ pretty lady. ❜ 「 mariela 」 — ❛ under a sheet of rain in my heart٬ i dream of home. ❜ 「 pseudowar : moe 」 — ❛ she's a black magic woman٬ she's tryna make a devil out of me. ❜
#「 ooc 」 — ❛ hold on٬ cat aggro. ❜#「 promo 」 — ❛ somebody to love. ❜#「 memes 」 — ❛ no me olvidé de ti. ❜#「 starter call 」 — ❛ all bark. ❜#「 crack 」 — ❛ no bite. ❜#「 queue 」 — ❛ add it to the workflow. ❜#「 about 」 — ❛ scars in silver. ❜#「 meta 」 — ❛ what's left now? ❜#「 images 」 — ❛ you're gonna carry that weight. ❜#「 music 」 — ❛ howl at the moon. ❜#「 desires 」 — ❛ the taste of smoke and blood. ❜#「 answers 」 — ❛ it's not always what you want to hear. ❜#「 speech 」 — ❛ ¿y por una vez podrías dejarme terminar una frase? ❜#「 verse 」 — ❛ main٬ it's a lonely road you've chosen٬ wolf. ❜#「 thirt13n 」 — ❛ so move me٬ baby. shake like the bough of a willow tree. ❜#「 medicbled 」 — ❛ welcome to my cage٬ little lover. let's go up in flames٬ pretty lady. ❜#「 mariela 」 — ❛ under a sheet of rain in my heart٬ i dream of home. ❜#「 pseudowar : moe 」 — ❛ she's a black magic woman٬ she's tryna make a devil out of me.
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boops Link's cheek!!!
Somehow, this feels like a BLESSING, and he is honored by the boop. The holy boop.
"Th-thank you !!" Should he say thank you ?? He doesn't know, but he's GRATEFUL !! ... For some reason.
#VERSE | MAIN 🌸 Hero of Time#amatcrasu#//I always laugh when I tag these things with his regular tag and not crack beCAUSE HE'S LITERALLY JUST LIKE THIS OKAY DFHJSHJKD#This is entirely IC he is blessed and grateful he loves canines so I'm just picturing wolf Amaterasu giving him a nosie and he is LIVING//#🌸。*゚+. QUEUE
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Logan loves his students and teammates, and that is exactly why he's not above bribing them to eat his horrid hot sauce crimes.
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what is attractive about you ?
"...Huh."
Nicholas smirks, shrugs, then unfastens another shirt button. It is a bit warm.
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Buy my heart - 1
✦ Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Fem!Reader
✦ Word count: ~1,2k
✦ Rating for this part: Mature
✦ Warnings/tags: Alpha!Bucky, Omega!Reader, slow burn, eventual smut, omega auction.
✦ Summary: Bucky buys you
✦ Note: Due note that this is a drabble series, the parts will be short but I still hope you enjoy it! Don't forget to come back and read Lloyd's series, set in the same verse! 😉 Bucky's scent is based of my favorite perfume of all time ÆTHER XTRÆM 🤤Reblogs, comments and asks are much appreciated!
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Everything is numb. As you stand on the podium in front of the faceless crowd with the lights in your eyes, you don't feel a thing, except the uncomfortable sensation of scent blocker on your skin. As soon as you pulled the thin dress on for the auction you decided that the only way you would survive this is if you just turn every emotion off.
Paddles go up. Paddles go down. The man beside you rambles fast but you don't listen. It's not irrelevant how much you sell for, since your family needs it to pay off their debt, but you can't take it in.
Instead, you focus on your breathing. The mask-covered mass in front of you is grass on a meadow on a windy day. Breathe in. They sway towards you. Breathe out. They sway away.
You don't want to look at who raises their paddle the most, and even if you did, you wouldn't be able to identify them since everyone's face is concealed by the same black mask. But you'd find yourself scrutinizing their hands and build, trying to guess if they're old or young. Honestly, you dread both: a young pup with an overly cocky attitude who knows nothing about caring for an omega, or an old lone wolf who is too frail to do anything himself and would require constant care.
The sharp crack of the club startles you from your self-induced meditation. That's when you finally hear the sum you've been sold for and some of the tension in your shoulders drains away. It's enough. Your family will be fine.
An attendant leads you away through dark corridors before leaving you in another changing room. They've brought your old clothes but you don't touch them. They smell like home. Like your family. And you can't go into this new life with it, you have to leave it behind.
If the attendant is confused about you still wearing the sheer dress they provided when they come and collect you, they don't let it show before walking you out.
The air is cold against your skin but there is a car idling just outside. Well, it's a limo. The driver opens the door and gestures for you to climb inside. Guess this is your ride. Time to meet your alpha.
Pressing down every feeling of panic and dread you walk on bare feet the short distance. The door shutting just behind you makes you jump. A moment later, the car starts moving.
The first thing you notice is that it's dim in the back of the limousine since the tinted windows don't let the streetlights in. The only illumination comes from small spots in the ceiling.
The second thing you notice is him. He's at the other end of the seat. Maskless with a glass of something in his hand that he swirls before taking a sip, staring at you over the rim. He's tall, broad-shouldered, short hair that looks soft with a neatly trimmed beard framing his face.
Then the smell hits you. It's easy to filter out the artificial notes of his cologne from what is his pure natural smell. It's a woody musky scent with a light tone of florals buried beneath that is not sharp or strong. It just fills your lungs with a warm, sensual feeling. For the first time in your life, you think you understand what other omegas rave about when they say that the smell of alpha is unlike anything else. The omega in you wants to slide up to him and rub yourself all over him, but you resist.
“Hello, little darling,” his rich voice fills the compartment. “Hello, sir,” you respond and is pleased when your voice doesn't waiver. “My name is James Buchanan Barnes. I prefer if you call me Bucky.” “Bucky,” you try, and nod, although it feels odd on your tongue. You've never addressed an alpha by a nickname before.
He doesn't ask for your name and you don't offer it, the less personal this is for you, the better. Bucky might have bought your body but your mind is still your own and he can never take it away from you. If he never calls you by your name, the better.
“Why do you still have that dress on?” he asks. You pluck at the fabric. “I couldn't take my old clothes with me.” “And no shoes?” “No, sir. I mean, Bucky.”
He picks up his phone. You hear the dial tone and then a woman's voice answers at the other end. “We need clothes, all types, but for tonight just get some underwear and something to sleep in. Then he directs his attention to you. “What size are you?” After hesitating a second, you tell him and he passes the information along before he hangs up.
The car slows and sounds as if it's driving on gravel. Bucky finishes his drink and studies you. There is a tick in his jaw as if he's irritated. Without a word, he starts taking off his suit jacket.
The blood in your veins turns cold and you press yourself back against the door. You don't want him to touch you. The dress might be sheer but the thought of being naked with him in the back of the limo is not appealing in the least.
But his actions surprise you. He holds out the jacket for you. “Wear this. My men are loyal but I don't need them to ogle you and get distracted.” There is no hiding the way your fingers tremble as you take it from him. After putting it on you realize that in a way, he's marked you with his scent now, but without touching you. It shouldn't make you pleased, but it does.
When the car comes to a stop you reach for the handle but with something very close to a growl he instructs, “Wait there,” before stepping out. You pull your hand back quickly and place it in your lap. Moments later the door opens. “Since you don't have any shoes, I'll carry you,” he explains, reaching for you, but you shuffle away. “I'll be fine, I promise, you don't need to do that.” His jaw ticks again. “No, you will hurt your feet, darling. Come here, now.” You hesitate still, but you're not prepared to find out what the next tell of irritation might be, or if the twitch in his jaw is the only warning you're going to get.
You move closer to him and hardly have time to process what happens before you're in his arms. He carries you near his body with your face pressed against his fine dress shirt. It's dark outside but the mansion he carries you towards is well lit. There is no doubt James Buchanan Barnes is a very rich man.
After stepping inside he still doesn't put you down. You want to object but decide against it as he carries you up a flight of stairs and into a room, where he puts you down on a soft carpet, then steps back.
“Clothes should be here in about twenty minutes. When was the last time you ate?” “Uhm, this morning?” “Allergies?” “No, but I really don’t like tomatoes.” “I'll inform the chef,” he nods, before continuing, “This is your room. Mine is across the hall. For tonight, stay here, I'll have food brought up. Tomorrow I’ll give you a tour and we'll talk about what is expected of you going forward.” You nod. “I suggest you take a nice long bath, before eating and going to bed.” “Yes, Bucky.” Your obedience seems to please him because the lines between his eyebrows disappear. “Have a good night, little darling.” And then he leaves.
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#veltana writes#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes x you#alpha!bucky barnes x omega!reader#alpha!bucky x omega!reader#bucky barnes#bucky barnes fanfiction#bucky barnes fic#alpha!bucky#alpha!bucky barnes#omegaverse
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"..."
Looks at his glass.
"Never tried it with moonshine before..."
"Eughhh... I'd rather go back to Morph's bathtub 'shine..."
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Claustrophobia
Isaac Lahey x GN!Reader
Word Count: 800
Teen Wolf Masterlist
Warnings: mentions of the abuse Isaac experienced from his father, mentions of that abuse having a last psychological effect on him (in the form of claustrophobia); Isaac having a panic attack due to his claustrophobia being unexpectedly triggered; this is more of a hurt/comfort fic because the reader helps him calm down. Implications that the reader doesn't know about the existence of werewolves and the supernatural. The reader's gender is not described in any way. Also, I don't know if this is at all sound advice about how to treat someone during a panic attack - not something I am versed in. I think that's it? Not proofread cause I'm on a mental hiatus babey
A/N: I just watched Season 3, Episode 4 (I've been watching two episodes a day and really enjoying the pace of it) and naturally the moment where Isaac gets stuck in the closet called to me like a beacon of whump. So here's this. Also highly recommend pairing this with Claustrophobia by 3OH! 3
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"Did it have to be a closet?"
Isaac let out a dry chuckle, a seemingly nervous laugh as he eyed up the space apprehensively before stepping inside, putting some of the supplies on one of the shelves.
The two of you began gathering supplies off the cart and loading them into the janitor's closet, carrying out the punishment you had been given. You had been fifteen minutes late to class that morning, and you had heard that Isaac was in detention for fighting - beating up one of the new kids. You knew that since his father died, he had taken on somewhat of a new persona - more bold, more unafraid to get in trouble. But you had a feeling that violence didn't suit him.
It made you wonder what the other guy did to provoke the fight, or what the truth really was. But you felt that it wasn't your place to ask.
"It's not so bad." You remarked, sensing his general anxiety about this activity, but having no clue why.
He seemed fairly confident in every other area of life - he took down guys on the field in lacrosse without even flinching, he walked tall in the halls with confidence (not that you had noticed, not that you stared at him or anything) - it did make you wonder what was so intimidating to him about a closet full of spray bottles and napkins.
"I'm... not so good with small spaces." He remarked quietly, shyly, grabbing some more of the supplies off the cart and stepping inside beside you to begin organzing everything.
Ah. He was claustrophobic. That made sense.
You had heard rumours floating around the school after his father died - you had even heard whispers between Scott and Stiles when they were trying to be subtle in their conversations but had a poor sense of tact. Isaac's father used to lock him in a freezer as punishment, among other things. It was a horror you couldn't imagine.
"You-"
You were about to offer for him to leave, offering to finish up the rest of the work by yourself so that he wouldn't have to be burdened by his anxiety, when the closet door swung shut, slamming closed in a strangely violent manner. Isaac rushed to the door, furiously ripping on the handle, trying to get it open.
"It - it won't open-" He gasped, suddenly sounding terribly out of breath.
He was panicking, likely overtaken by horrible memories that you couldn't even imagine.
"It's okay, it's probably just stuck, I can call someone-" You took your phone out of your pocket, trying to reassure him, but his panicked flailing in the small space, now shouldering against the door, trying to ram it down, knocked your phone out of your hand and cracked the screen.
You didn't know if it was still in working order or not, but you knew it would be wiser to calm him down first.
"Something - something is blocking it from the other side!" He said, his breaths becoming more panicked and frantic as he kept trying to charge the door down - how was he not hurting himself?
He was sweating and shaking, and you ached with sympathy for him.
In Isaac's mind, he was right back there. Locked in darkness, clawing against the tiny, enclosed walls, desperate to get out. He was suffocating, he was running out of air, he was gonna die. He couldn't breathe, he couldn't-
Suddenly, your hand moved against his shoulders, a flat, firm palm rubbing his back, trying to comfort him. The pure gentleness of the touch startled his senses back to reality - there had been nobody to comfort him back then. He collapsed against the door, pressing his forehead into the metal, and deeply against his will, he let out a sob.
"Hey, shh, it's okay." You told him, trying to be as soothing as possible. "You're being so brave-"
"I'm not brave." Isaac choked out. "I'm sorry, I-"
"Don't apologize." You told him firmly, fighting back your own tears of empathy had how distraught he was. "Come on, sit down. Let's take a minute to calm down and breathe and then we'll find a way out of here."
You helped him onto the floor - he practically collapsed into a sitting position against one of the shelves, his entire body shuddering and shaking. Though he wasn't the most naturally affectionate person in the world, he didn't deny your touches when you cradled his head onto your shoulder and continued to soothingly rub his back.
After a few minutes of silence, save for his whimpers as his tears died down, he spoke up.
"I'm sorry," He apologized again. "I just - my dad..." He trailed off, barely able to voice it.
"It's okay," You told him, and for once in his life - he actually felt okay, here with you, in your arms. "You don't have to tell me if you don't want to."
"Thank you." He sighed.
When Scott came and got the two of you out of the closet (after Isaac had apologized a dozen more times for cracking your phone screen) - he could sense something in the way Isaac looked at you now, but he didn't say anything about it. Not yet.
#sundrop writes#isaac lahey x you#isaac lahey x y/n#isaac lahey x reader#isaac lahey#teen wolf x y/n#teen wolf x reader#teen wolf fanfiction#teen wolf
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congrats on 200 followers!!
im thinking of hsr blade + reader who keeps throwing him corny science-y pickup lines :3
examples:
"if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i'd choose RNA because it has U in it"
"are you an arrhythmia? because you just made my heart skip a beat"
"are you rheumatoid arthritis? because you make me feel weak in the knees"
(inspired by @/nathan_fang_'s science rizz on ig, theyre absolute gold)
pairing: blade x reader | 1.3k+ words summary: all fluff and crack, just a teensy tiny bit suggestive at the end but it's harmless, blade is TIRED, classic sunshine x grump trope bc we all secretly love it hehe a/n: AHHHH hello anon! this was so much fun to write omg !! blade is such a grump i love him. i don't know if i did him justice though lol. i really wanna pull for him but i spent all my savings on luocha sobs. anyways thank you thank you for your support and i hope you enjoy this <33
blade didn't mind working in pairs. normally, he worked well with the teammates he had. following kafka's plans usually ended with a success, and even as irritating as silver wolf could be, she had enough knowledge in her brain to get them out of sticky situations. he definitely didn't mind working with either of them.
you on the other hand, blade was unsure of. ok yes, in your defense, he knew that you were quite intelligent. you were well-versed in the lifestyles of many different galaxies, and you were the type of person who liked to research as much as you could before you stepped foot on a new planet. so the first day blade met you, he did truly believe you were a mature, all-knowing researcher joining the stellaron hunters.
that was before, though. while you still did come off as all-knowing, he now knew you were far from mature.
"will you please quit it?"
you grin cheekily, watching him pace back and forth in front of the locked door you both were hiding behind, on the look out for guards. his red eyes dart back and forth between the door and you as you sit at one of the computers, extracting some files for the mission.
"i'm just saying you could try to smile more, blade."
he scoffs, eyes lingering on you and your annoying grin for a second longer. "nothing to smile about in my life."
you snort, shaking your head as you absentmindedly tap at the screen. "well that's dramatic. you just need something to make you laugh."
"I don't see any funny people around here." he sneers, eyes narrowed as he shoots you a sarcastic grin. you place your hand on your heart in mock offense.
"i'll have you know i am very funny!" you say defensively, shooting him a glare. blade only raises an unimpressed eyebrow.
"sure thing. because everything you've ever said has got me positively giggling. now will you shut up and work faster so we can get out of here?"
a mirthless smile graces your face as you narrow your eyes at him in retaliation. "you just have no sense of humor." you mutter, turning back to the screen. blade rolls his eyes before resuming his lookout, though his gaze does wander back to you more times than he cares to admit. the room is silent save for the occasional clicks of the software you were accessing, and for a second blade thinks he misses the sound of your talking, but he pushes that thought aside.
you somehow seem to pick up on it though, because you speak up again. "hey blade?"
"what?"
"are you rheumatoid arthritis?"
he can't see your face with your back turned to him, and he seems to think you're seriously asking him a question, because he frowns and begins to speak. "are you stupid? do you mean to say do i have rheumatoid arthritis? because, you know that i do not-"
"because you make me feel weak in the knees!"
there's a tense silence as he stares at you, his brain trying to process what you just said. when it clicks his lips curl into a sneer and he groans.
"aeons, will you please shut up? you are so stupid why am i stuck here-"
"hey blade, if you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive!"
his clicks his tongue as you giggle, finally standing up and making your way over to him after downloading all the data you needed. you peer at him mischievously, eyes scanning over his sour expression. "what, not even a smile? tough crowd."
he scoffs, opening the door and ushering you out in front of him so that he can keep an eye on you. "what, that was your strategy? stupid nerdy pick up lines? try harder."
"you're underestimating my resolve, bladie. i will get you."
he hums absentmindedly, resisting the urge to roll his eyes at you as he peers down halls for any enemies before sending you the signal to keep walking.
you clear your throat, and he sighs as you begin your inane antics once more. "you must be a good benzene ring because you are so aromatic!"
"stop it right now."
"you must be made of uranium and iodine, because i can see U and I together!"
he pauses, eyes narrowing as a weird tumble occurs in his chest. he glares down at you from the corner of his eyes, trying his best not to dwell on it because aeons above you were just being stupid. he hears you laugh under your breath, and he's about to scold you once more before he hears voices approaching.
"shut up. guards." he orders quietly, pulling your arm back so that you're now hiding behind the wall with him. he watches them carefully, scarlet eyes scanning for any sudden movements as he keeps you behind him. suddenly he feels your finger poke at his bicep as you whisper:
"are you a carbon sample? because i really wanna date you!"
blade feels his face grow hot as he glares at you angrily. he immediately turns around and presses a bandaged hand over your mouth, leaning in close to hiss at you. "you idiot. didn't i say shut up? they're right there!"
you reach up to pull his hand away from your face, though your fingers continue to hold his as you give him another cheeky smile.
"ooh," you whisper dramatically, grinning at his close proximity. "are you a heart arrhythmia? because you just made my heart skip a beat!"
blade's eyes dart all over your face, and he ignores the way that it feels like his brain is short-circuiting since it's probably just because of how reckless you're being. instead he just opts for rolling his eyes and clamping his hand back over your mouth. you let him this time, though he can still tell you're smiling by the way your eyes crinkle.
as soon as the coast is clear, he's leading you back to the ship without a word. the entire way there, you continue to drop more of your stupid lines, and he only gives you annoyed groans in response.
by the time you both are safely back, he's had enough of you.
"-you have 11 protons? because you're sodium fine!" you giggle, and blade's eye twitches once before he's turning around and getting in your face once more. his eyes bore into yours as he smirks.
"oh yeah? if i was an enzyme, i'd be dna helicase, just so that i could unzip your genes." he says, keeping his voice even as he stares at you.
your jaw drops, face heating up at the unexpected turn of events as you stumble over a response. "w-wait, you-!"
"what? you've been yapping my ear off about how great our chemistry is. don't you think we should do some biology together too?" he smirks, red eyes lighting up as he takes in your flustered expression.
"well that's not what i-!" you pause, breath hitching as he leans closer and brushes a strand of loose hair out of your eyes. he chuckles under his breath, peering at you through his bangs.
"damn. you must be an alkali metal. one touch and already highly reactive, huh?"
"blade!" you hiss, eyes darting away from him and he finally relents, pulling back to watch you with an amused grin. you clear your throat, almost like you know how caught off guard you look. "i have to go...report to kakfa."
he bites back a grin, watching you leave through the dark strands of his hair. so flustered that you didn't even realize that in the end you did get him to smile? how amusing.
he laughs quietly to himself, shaking his head. maybe, just maybe, he could try to ask elio to make you his partner permanently.
#[𐐪— rheya’s writings. 𐑂]#blade x reader#honkai star rail x reader#honkai star rail#blade#blade x you#blade hsr#hsr x reader#hsr headcanons#honkai star rail headcanons#blade imagines#blade x y/n#blade fanfic#honkai blade#hsr#honkai fluff#honkai#hsr x y/n#honkai star rail fanfic#kafka#blade drabbles#blade fluff#blade headcanons#honkai x reader#blade honkai#honkai drabbles#honkai headcanons#hsr blade#— rheya’s 200 event !!#— rheya’s events
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screw it, he's making lazy bloody marys for everyone. come get your drink on with wolvie, kids.
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Here's a mixed bag of some crossovers I found while looking through my Sorting folder that I don't think I ever posted here!
1. Bendy meets Bendy! I did this gag after watching Everyone Knows It's Bendy and thinking it'd be funny if Fosters Bendy tried to frame Bendy for a crime yeah didn't commit (considering what else Bendy's been through.) Possible WIR-Verse or an AU where Bendy and friends ended up at Fosters after the studio's closure. As @lovelylivelyv said, Bendy's definitely gonna give the guy the scare of his life for this.
(Side note: While Foster's Bendy is a terrible lil shit as a character, Animation-wise I LOVE how he can go from very malicious to over-the-top innocence.)
2. Reuben and Jackie Khones! Two somewhat lazy, wise-cracking, sandwich-loving cartoon characters I could definitely see getting along. (Outside of their treatment of Wilt. Unlike Jackie, Reuben would see no reason to pick on a nice guy like Wilt, that's like kicking puppies.)
3. XD A hilarious WIR-Verse bit inspired by The Big Cheese. Somehow, Cheese wandered into Bendy and the Ink Machine without getting killed and most likely only got spooked by Sammy singing about Sheep. Don't ask how he made it in there, but Alice will definitely return him back to Fosters unharmed.
(Though...maybe tied up gagged to stop the annoying constant screams and running off. XD Alice might be a mom, nicer and far less murderous than Susan, but...she's a toon with some skewed thinking and would still find Cheese annoying. Even of she doesn't want to KILL him.)
4. Another in the "Don't ask how this happened" column: Bugs offering to help fellow hounded underdog Boris the Wolf deal with his "Angel Dame" problem.
5. This one came from the similarities and contrasts between Coraline and Destination: Imagination. Considering Coraline's experience was with a child-eating demon and The World was just a child looking for a friend (and the Beldam luring her in and spying on her with a doll) I thought it'd be interesting to have these two meet.
6. Some Coraline v Vanellope argument about Vanny leaving Sugar Rush for Slaughter Race. Both girls are in some ways important to their games and very adventurous, clever, and rebellious. But Coraline's learned what running off to live in a fantasy world and leaving family and responsibility behind can mean, what disasters that can bring, and doesn't want Vanny to make the same mistake. Whereas Vanny sees herself as just another racer, bullied her whole life and thought if as just a mistake, who doesn't really fit in there and feels meant for other things.
9. XD Here's an amusing AU: What if Coraline met Pinky and the Brain in the Other World somehow, thinking they were Other World mice since they could talk like she first mistakes the cat? Brain and Pinky most likely were on some take over the world scheme but I could see them trying to help this girl not get eaten by an obvious predator. Bonus, added by a question from @lovelylivelyv : Coraline actually wouldn't be thrown much by Brain's obvious spelling out of his identity and intentions. It's not the weirdest thing she's heard that day, and she might assume he either means THIS world or Her real world, whichever one she doesn't like more when he says it. Which...might bother him a bit, even as much as he appreciates the child's intellect.
7+8 I love the idea of Ki from "Mars Needs Moms" and @lovelylivelyv and I's version of Alice meeting. Two old-timey style characters somewhat unfamiliar with contemporary human culture but with a fascination with color and plants though growing up in a barren mono-color world. 7 shows Ki modified her color tags for the Cycle as a gift for Alice, while Alice shows an excited Ki a flower she grew herself.
10. Some messing around with Pinky and the Brain and my Drakgo shipchild OC, Lily Lipsky! Inspired by Two Mice and a Baby and the History song. I know Brain's not really good with kids normally, but with Lily being a evil genius child prodigy with intentions for World Domination who actually seems to LIKE him and UNDERSTAND his lessons...I feel they'd get along pretty well. Bonus: Pinky as usual, not paying attention and staring at a picture of Pharphignewton as a shout out to @lovelylivelyv 's ship.
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#bendy#bendy and the ink machine#alice angel#jack nephalem#fosters home for imaginary friends#cheese fhfif#mr. harriman#frankie foster#bugs bunny#coraline#coraline jones#laika#wreck it ralph#wir-verse#ki#mars needs moms#pinky and the brain#kim possible#drakgo#lily lipsky#ocs#my ocs#not my ocs#reuben#lilo and stitch#jackie khones#world#vanellope von schweetz#boris the wolf#long post
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