#VEGA IS A BITCH ASS HOE

[its-still-cuppi-cakes]

Me when I met Calem: Mmmm why is this empath demon kid my therapist, I don't like it

My bsf: You'll like him, dw.

Me: Ehhhhhh idk

Calem in that one episode: *crying * I didn't know where else to go..

Me: WHO THE FUCK HURT HIM.

[blkkizzat]

Drop the hoe days lore 🤲 let me live through you

oh gawd lmfaoooo.

y'all want vegas stories? ive been like 8 times.

i got a story for y'all...its kinda funny dhfkldsfhjalksj.

so one of these times we were at ghost bar at the palms. it was like 2am so my friends with boyfriends went back to the hotel and me and my hoe friend stayed out. so at the time i had a HUGE crush on tom hiddleston bitch, like i wanted that man badddd. lmfao anyway so i see this guy and i nudged my hoe friend and was like "oh shit girl i know im rollin in the deep right now but this man look like tom hiddleston" and she did not see it but idgaf cause she didnt even think tom hiddleston was attractive lmfao. so i waited until the girl he was dancing with went somewhere with her friend then i immediately go up to him and start dancing with him. i mean there was no hi, it was just me throwing ass on my target grade tom hiddleston (literally cause this man was from kentucky). that was my mans for the night i did not care. lol so he has a friend my friend was into and so we all are dancing and they get us more drinks. so around 4 they were like "y'all wanna come back".

and in vegas i was on demon time. i promise im not forward at all usually but vegas does something to me and i get aggressive. because this guy was like "oh we have weed at our hotel room" and without messing a beat i said "don't get too high you can't fuck me." (BITCH WUT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEE LOLODJOFJSDLFJSZ). This man was stuttering after, he did not know what tf to say lmfaooo. Honestly we didn't even smoke now that i think about it. him and his friend had two queens so we just turn off the lights and get to it once we get in. ngl he didnt have a monster dick or anything but it was above average and THICC, and more than i thought he would be packing for sure. we wore a condom initially but this man legit begged me to take it off cause he said i was so wet he got super whiny so i caved 😩

so anyway he has my ankles on his shoulders then all of a sudden we hear (i dont remember her exact words but it was something like) "OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!—WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?? IT DOESN'T GO THERE!" Then my friend gets up and runs to the bathroom and shuts the door. THIS DUDE HAD MY FRIEND IN PRONE BONE AND STUCK IT IN HER BUTT DRY ON ACCIDENT CAUSE HE WAS SO DRUNK. LIKE NOT JUST A POKE FULLY INSIDE.😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mannnnn i was cutting tf up. i dont think i ever laughed so and been fucking at the same time, we was both laughing and still fucking dkfhaskfja. after we calm down after a few min he kinda slows down and asks me if i wanna go check on my friend and i was like "nah shes a big girl— let me ride you" this man forgot about her quickly 😭and then his drunk ass friend started throwing up but we still didnt stop.

then my friend comes out of the bathroom. (i never stopped riding this man) and shes like "i wanna go" and i was like "okayyyyy". chile i went to the bathroom he followed me and we fucked for another hour on the toliet seat and on the counter dhfakjdhsfasjkh (i aint shit lmfao)

and he STILL wanted to fuck me after we left the bathroom but i felt bad for my friend lol who was like already dressed and the room kinda smelled like puke then, plus i didnt want her walking back to our hotel by herself at like 5:30am lol (and tbh my coochie kinda hurt from how thick this man was). so i got dressed. we left then went to mcdonalds, dont worry i bought my hoe friend mcdonalds as an apology for not leaving sooner so im not a completely horrible friend 😩.

he definitely texted me the next night but we had an early flight the next day or i would have went back.

[timelessxmemories]

A select few of my Gacha Life OCs w/captions

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Hey emo boy, hey, hey, hey emo boy!! (Amulet)

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2. Let's go lesbians, let's go! (Vega)

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3. Breaking news: cunt ass hoe thinks he's better than everyone (Entropy)

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4. Local man judges everyone in sight (Faith)

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5. Stupid bitch too cocky for her own good (Memory)

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6. Local idle gets dragged into committing multiple crimes against his own will (Elfir)

[xxfillerxx]

im bored and sick so paradox live smash or pass (pass in an ace way of if i were allo i would or maybe just kiss them idk) for the characters 18 and up:

Allen:

Lowkey i would want to but based on what ive heard i think hed be stiff and all awkward during it

hajun:

Pass we dont have sex with the puntables

Anne:

Yes. Not to "yaaaaass queen" this but she's so cool hell yeah. I hesrd they have anger issues so idk whats up with that but short term should be fine

Naoakira:

"Sorry about the dead wife man but do u wanna makeout"

Yohei:

Shane from SDV-ass 💀💀 vincent vega oily hair 💀💀 bet this bitch smells like alcohol and cigiarette smoke sorry but the smell is a no (i think he looks cool SORRY if this comes off as aggressive its just fun). Bonus points to being DILF-esque but i dont think i could get past the smell ion like smokers.

Ryu:

OH u know deadpool in the movie where they have sex n i thought it was boring so i skipped over it but i think at the end of the sequence theres like a part where hes got like glow in the dark fangs under the blankets??? He gives off vibe aces methinks. Too silly for sex. Also i think hed bite me for funsies

kanata and nayuta: sorry not having sex with the twins or whatever they have that "media that has the twins be super codependent/close and lowkey the most popular 😔 i would give nayuta a kiss on the forehead tho he looks cute n chill.

iori:

um idk but what i DO know is that his voice is hot as fuck. Like holy shit levels of 'Ursula for his voice eargasm'. Maybe but like he Has to talk during it or before n after if its a kiss. Oh i bet youd hear this bitch coming a mile away bc of how much jewlery he has

zen:

i dont know much about him but i dont think jocks r my type sorry. I think he looks sweet tho.

Hokusai:

Sorry im too ace for this he looks v sweet. I would rather chill with him methinks. Headpats for him. :)

satsuki:

He gives off the energy of The most ever 'college 1st year dude protein gym jock+ loud and wears shorts in winter' type. Sorry but no

THIS WAS SUPOSED TO BE KISS OR PASS WHY AM I ROASTING this its out of jurisdiction 💀

buraikan: nah

shogo:

I dont know much abt him but he looks sort of boring yet sweet. Sure why not

Hifumi 2.0:

Uh sure maybe a kiss

Battler (battler is such a dope cold-ass rap name im ngl it goes so hard):

"You're scaring the hoes" personified. I LUSTENED TO THE FUCKIN VIDEO WHERE THEY TURN INTI CATS AND I WAS S C A R E D WHEN I HEARD HIM CAT MOAN WTF sorry too scared to touch him im sure hes sweet tho or w/e

kei:

He looks boring but lowkey intriguing. Its given fall angel vibes (idk how accurate the wiki is). Resting 😶 face. Yeah why not kiss ig

yuto:

Yeah why not he looks sweet. And cute. No for hancho i love his raps but nah

a no for Ryoga and Shion also scares me I THI K HE MOANED TOO IN THE CAT VIDEO.

[calyssmarviss]

Okay i got obsessed again with star wars here for a minute, legit started working on tthat one fic again because my vpn was making the episode charge dreadfully slow but now i turned it off and BUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING I MEAN YEAH I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS EDDIE DOING THERE I MEAN GO IT FOR KING I MEAN NO YOU DON’T DESERVE IT AFTER THAT CATCH YOU LATER BUCK that was bitchy as fuck wow they’re both jealous and it’s incredible

(Much later: well this has turned into a whole ass shoke full of spoilers reaction post didn’t it)

That’s insane dialogue, what do you mean “jumping ship” and “keeping options fluids”, mhm, boys? Like on a surface level Eddie’s asking if Buck is thinking about a new career option, and the metaphor makes it not even sound that deep, but you know they have some history with the concept of leaving the 118 and it either did not go down at all or didn’t go well. So Buck’s answer is like, probably not the best one to hear if you’re Eddie Diaz, but it’s banter in front of a thir party so even if he’s thinking about that he has to let it fly. Then if you put your buddie goggles on, it can be him asking, are you interested in that guy?

HE’S TAKING UR MAN TO VEGAS of all places

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That’s not Harry. Aintnoway he went through his whole ass puberty in less than a year!

Look, Bobby can spot the impostor too.

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Ravi!

OH THIS IS SO HAPPENING

Hey girlies how does it feel to be so right and never lose? Ngl feels so good to me.

He’s so revolted this was the perfect moment to pause at

Oh god the next frame tho.

The rope going down the pipe exept they’re both on top now

Eddie now you’re doing it on purpose. Buck just said “you never have enough friends” and you just… piled on top of it. Like. I get you, i really get you. All’s fair. But that’s Buck and you know he has abandonment issues, man.

OH NO

oH NO

oh Nooo

Oh you didn’t didn’t edmundo diaz

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO HIM LOOK AT HIS FACE

Oh god i stopped to type and didn’t hear the dialogue yet this is insane Eddie you babby trapped him and he was your second choice and it’s your third date with Tommy already. *cough*whore*cough*/affectionate

No fr real Eddie Diaz pettiest bitch in Los Angeles. He’s gonna make Buck come to his senses the haaaaaard way.

Insane shit.

You bet he’s bothered and bewildered.

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BITCHING TO HIS SISTER he’s so precious (Eddie it’s working)

Revenge of the Sith is the best Star Wars tho Buck, I’m in Tommy and Chris’s camp on this. Guess you’ll have to be the babysitter from now on.

“I didn’t have to (in the bitchiest tone Oliver Stark has ever used). Eddie, on his fridge (!) has a day calendar, under a take out menu: Thursday: BBPU, Double-U, back slash(okay you insane man), Tommy. And it’s circled.”

I’m dying and it’s from pure glee.

“Is it circled with a heart around it?”

*

“We have a problem.”

Yeah, that kid’s not Harry!

Lmao he’s on the run from the cops!

Yeah she can’t recognise her son because that’s not Harry!

Why is the show encouraging me???

Okay, that’s Harry, fine.

*

Oh now who’s inside looking in, looking through the glass closet locker room no less

Wait, isn’t that what leads to those stills i’ve seen of that convo? Are they gonna have a serious talk?

I need all the gifs from that episode.

Making sure he’s in line of sight, uh.

You’re not the one he wants Ravi, sorry.

IS HE FOR REAL

asdfghjkl evan buckley you got it bad

Eddie stop it, you’re not looking but I’m going to have to look at Buck’s face next frame

Bros when no hoes i guess

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Okay that faceblindness case is genuinely awful

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Lmao are Eddie and Tommy gonna be there?

Oh yeah, here they are

This is about to get bloody

“So I’m your basketball beard. I feel so bonded.” pffFf

Oh this is both hot and kind of embar at the same time

So, what do you thought of that chest Buck, did it give you insecurities

Ooooouch

You knkw what Eddie, you kind of deserved it FOR ONCE you shouldn’t play with the feelings of a guy that huge

Oh this isn’t good and I’m not talking about Eddie’s foot here

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“So how’s he feeling?”

“I don’t know.”

That’s what i though you were going to say.

“I felt left out. I was trying to get his attention.” 😭

You know, he’s so valid for that, because Eddie’s attention on him is just… it’s always there, you know? And seeing it being, well, not there, it’s reall day and night. It feels unnatural, which is why i can’t think it’s genuine (but off brand haha). Whether it’s fully intentional on Eddie’s part or not.

*

Where the hell is this going. I mean the one spoiler i saw makes me think Tommy is coming onto Buck, but… look that episode went places that…. Okay I’ll just press play and see!

Buck now you’re the stop stepping a bit too close.

What is this episode guys.

Basically every line is taking me at the knees, this is so awesome.

That’s his flirting smile and i don’t know if i love or hate to see it rn.

They are so petty,

Evan Buckley you liar.

ON MY FUCKING SCREEN

ON MY FUCKING SCREEN

O ye of little faith

911 is delivering

“Please call Eddie.”

And then his face did something complicated idk Buck’s got kissed by a dude and he liked it and we just got delivered an absolute mess of a situation in 42 minutes and i can’t fucking wait to see what’s next oh my god.

[under1roof36]

Day 28: Fuck Them Hoes

First off, I'm back in Vegas, Dre dropped the charges so I'm off the hook and can finally move on with my life, thank God. But as I got back to the house, Aubrey informed me of all the shit that was talked about me while I wasn’t even here to defend myself. I'm so done with the fake catty bullshit. I don’t give a fuck about being these bitches’ friend, they can both kiss my ass. It’s been made very clear that they don’t fuck with me so I’ll keep that same energy. They better stay away from me, don’t smile in my face or try to make bullshit small talk; just leave me tf alone. I’ve been working overtime to go out of my way to find some common ground with them, I've swallowed my tongue and rose above any shady shit but I’m so done with all of that. At this point, anybody in this house can get cussed the fuck out, I'm so over caring. Morgan, I already knew I couldn’t trust her phony Bible loving ass from day 1 so it’s not surprise to me. And Ravyn, I’m not surprised about her either tbh. God forbid her of all people here would have my back but she's too busy trying to fit in with the opps. She's too busy trying to take a more beige approach...I get it, we all get it girl, trust. Fuck both of those hoes.

Shon

[pandasized-crevice]

MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS

are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭

back at the house okok

Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?

Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then

As you should protect pete!!!!

OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING

Baby chay!! 🥺so cute

PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS

Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS

OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻

I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment

OH KINN IS HERE

Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN

Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻

SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related

There it is:foster sister

GUN YOU FUCKER

W H A T NO😦

OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE

Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨

ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY

it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together

wait…😶

WAIT😬

KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH

oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO

YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)

wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨

His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE

Porsche my boy☹️

Hey girlies💃🕺

All these whores underestimating my boy 😤

YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS

oh lord there goes the minor families boys

Vegas in the tan suit🥵

pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving

Wait if Chan dies……😶

OH TELL HIM CHAN

Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️

ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING

🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫

NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO

DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS

one last smoke i salute you chan🫡

GOOD LORD MY BOYS

POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO

FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE

PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON

YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE

FUCK YES DUDE OMG

kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH

THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS

it time hoes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER

🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣

KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏

FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE

*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*

CRAP KINN GET UP

NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS

pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU

NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART

um.....🤨🕴🏻

TANKHUN?!?!

YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶

ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN

YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶

HEY CHAY

hair dye product placement nice nice

AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY

FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS

his face dude 😂

chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀

kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️

NO NOT ERIKA😦😩

no fuck you,you killed my parents

OOOOOOH WHAT😯

NO FUCKING WAY 😦

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧

these fools i stg

PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR

shiiiiiit🫢

OHHH MY GOD

SAY FUCKING SIKE RN

HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck

NO FUCKING WAY

YALL ARE SHITTING ME

SHE'S A L I V E?!?!

dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

W O W

DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH

man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏

oh hey vegas

your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way

AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻

pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US

bro im crying

damn that was an all day fight huh

bitch im sobbing

*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*

WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮

oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical

OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏

NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭

HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳

yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating

THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH

TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!

yes and pol is okay thank god

hey chay what goes on

THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE

ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭

jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH

OH WE ON DA BOAT

tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor

porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏

dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE

porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed

kinn bartender era!

kinn is so fucking cheesy

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS

I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE

you can't kill the devil that easily😈

become one? sounds like a marriage proposal

dude i fucking love them so.much

tankhun just like me fr

their mom deserved so much better☹️

this is heartbreaking 😭

PETE MY BOY

the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep

WHY YOU THINK GIRL

bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶

WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡

[looseratinthegarage]

The rat man is back. Maybe I’ll change my user to something rat related? It’d suit me better I think, anyways, moving on, @ominoose reblogged the ghost story post, so I guess I’ll tell it. Bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes, get you popcorn. It’s horny ghost time.

Warnings: paranormal, non-consensual touching by a ghost?, strong language.

I don’t remember where I was staying, but I believe it was the Montecarlo in Los Vegas. Every time I had to walk through the halls I felt a chill. It was like someone was constantly watching me. I would keep turning around to see nothing. I let it go and hoped it was just my anxiety being a dumbass like usual.

My family and I enjoyed Vegas, we walked around, this is when my mother was pregnant with my sister, so it was a long ass time ago. We went to this big M&M store I think, but all the places we went, I felt fine. Sure every now and again some creep was checking my ass out. But nothing worrying. Once we had enjoyed the spots we went back to the hotel.

My parents had to grab something from our car, so they told me to go up by myself. I put on my big boy pants and went up the elevator. I’m petrified of elevators btw. After that traumatizing event I practically threw myself out of the doors once they opened on our floor. I felt much better, but that feeling was quickly crushed.

I looked up to see a man at the end of the hallway. He looked strange. He looked human, but not at the same time. My breath hitched and I froze unblinking. I preyed to any god that was listen to protect me from whatever was about to happen. I knew it wasn’t good. He took a step towards me then vanished. I blinked and looked around. I stood up and took deep breaths hoping to calm myself. My eyes widened as I experienced what felt like someone blowing on my neck.

I yelped and ran for our door, but I couldn’t find it. I must have ran past it in a panic. It felt like the world was spinning and I’d never get out of the building. I ran down the halls reading each number. I finally found ours, I pulled out the room keycard and swiftly opened the door. I felt sick to my stomach. I turned the lights on in the room and sat down on the sofa.

I heard the door rattling, my heart dropped and my blood ran cold. I knew I was going to die. That this was it. I frantically look around the room for something to defend myself with. The only thing I could find was a left over screw driver that someone must have left. I picked it up and gripped it until my knuckles turned white. I waited for this day. The day I’d have to fight for my life. The door open.

My parents walked in and stared at me for a moment. I let out the breath that I was holding. I dropped the tool and plopped down onto the couch. My mom teased me for being so paranoid. I felt mortified. Was I really that stupid? All of what happened, was it all fake? My imagination playing tricks on me. I grabbed my phone and started scrolling through Pinterest. My step dad put away the bags they retrieved from the car. My mom asked me if it was okay for them to go to dinner, considering I can’t eat many things. I forced a smile and told them to have fun.

They left the room, and I locked every lock on that door. I took a deep breath and watched some YouTube. I started feeling a bit sleepy. I checked the time. It was close to 10 pm. I sighed and looked towards the door. They said they would come back late, but I didn’t expect this late. I made my couch bed and got in. I left a few lights on, just in case. I closed my eyes and played music on my phone to hopefully fall asleep peacefully.

But I was so wrong. It felt like a cold hand was placed on my leg. I uncovered and saw nothing, I thought maybe water had spilt. I covered back up and didn’t think too much of it. Then it moved. I felt the hand go higher on my leg. I checked again, but nothing. I was getting super freaked out now. I played the music a bit louder, as if that would somehow help me. Then the hand went under my clothes and slapped my ass, squeezing it too. I yelped and practically flew out of my makeshift bed.

I began hyperventilating. Was I actually being sexually assaulted by a fucking ghost? I felt the hands wrap around my waist. I smacked my hips, hoping I’d somehow hurt the ghost. Well done genius, your bruised for nothing. Then I heard the door being unlocked. I gasped as I felt like I was pushed. My mom and step dad came in super confused. I just awkwardly smiled and laid back down. It didn’t both me again.

(Edit: I, as you can see, have changed my name to rat thingy. Also hope you enjoy my story haha)

[yaz-the-spaz]

But I want to know your theory. :(

ok ok i guess i’ll spill…i was kinda hesitant to share just cause i’m still not all that solid in my belief in it myself but basically it seems like maybe ziam has made it a tradition to have some kind of couples trip most years (if not every year) in february ever since 2014…

(btw for future reference this ask is a continuation of this ask re ziam both being publicly in vegas earlier this year)

ugh sorry guys! hit enter by accident and posted this wayyyy before i was anywhere near finished lol…this will be updated within the hour (if it doesn’t take me too long to get my thoughts out)

narrator: she did not finish it within the hour.

…

ok so part of the reason i’ve been hesitant to share this is because a good portion of it is VERY speculative and just based on a lot of guesswork and assumptions, but also there’s the fact that it feels like this is something major that more people in the fandom (or at least someone, other than little ass me lol) would have noticed before now and it kind of freaks me out that maybe no one else has?? (unless ofc i just haven’t happened to see any other posts there are about it idk)… 

also fyi a lot of what i propose throughout this is heavily based on info from this post just to make sure i remember to site my sources before we get into it lol

alright now onto the actual theory…

SO. all this started with me scrolling through old posts from late 2013/early 2014 and being reminded of the fuckery that was zayn’s bday that year (with the douche canoe crew and everyone pretending like liam was barely there as seemingly some sort of weird over-the-top cover-up)…the same party that seemed kinda like liam’s possible “introduction” to the malik family as more than just zayn’s friend/as his possible significant other. which was also only a month after that suspicious engagement-looking ring first showed up on zayn’s ring finger in december 2013 from bts midnight memories mv footage (and which stayed around as a necklace throughout january 2014 and early febuary 2014 right before the first appearance/debut of the mandala tat in mid feb). 

bts midnight memories mv with the ring in view - dec 2013:

(suspicious?) malik family outing/celebration with the ring in view - dec (or possibly late nov?) 2013:

[putting the rest under the cut cause as per usual with me this got insanely long]

liam and aunt zileh at zayn’s bday party - jan 2014:

liam and one of the little cousins at zayn’s bday party - jan 2014:

then sometime in between late jan and early feb 2014 liam went on a trip to barbados with his whole family (and supposedly also sophia lol more on that later*) while zayn was SUPPOSEDLY still home and steadily “posting” pics of himself at home with various members of his family (with the ring on a necklace clearly visible in the pics lol), anddd as some have also pointed out his hair was suspiciously unchanged in these pics despite his claim of getting a haircut BEFORE most of the pics were posted lol

zayn in family pics with the ring on a necklace - late jan/early feb 2014 (sorry i’m not the one who cropped his fam out lol):

but yet we’re supposed to believe zayn - who had just gotten awarded the asian ambassadorship for the VERY FIRST time - mysteriously (and willingly) MISSED the ceremony on feb. 5th with absolutely no explanation. which…we all know how big a deal that was to him from the way he talked about it and how honored he was when he went in 2015��which begs the question if he was really just home not doing much of anything at the time in 2014 why in the world would he just pass/bail on that HUGE HONOR with no explanation??? mayhaps because he was actually already an ocean away with liam and fam in barbados celebrating his engagement (and getting his own “introduction” to the payne family) and literally COULD NOT ATTEND?

anyway so then, we have him getting the mandala tat around feb 18th 2014 - or at least this is the day he debuted it on his old ig, so the date may be a few days off from when he actually got it - but this still would’ve been shortly after they got back from the barbados trip when he debuted this particular tat (aka another solidification of the engagement??) 

THEN we get the very first ig ziam likes from the famous and beloved aunt zileh (!!!) in this same month (still feb for reference, but she continues steadily and heavily liking stuff all the way through april when she seems to cool down again). fast forward to the 2014 brits at the end of february where we have the infamous moment with 1) ziam giddy as fucking ever, 2) zayn whispering into and practically mawling liam’s neck in public, 3) liam talking about how it was great to “fill each other in” on what they were up to during their break while zayn’s just steady standing there smiling like a loon and then 4) liam still later being like ‘you don’t wanna know’ when asked what he got up to (and zayn still grinning like a fool)

ziam being gross at brits 2014:

so to sum up so far: 1) one of them possibly proposed around nov/dec 2013 (or that’s my best guess anyway based on the evidence lol), 2) then zayn shows up with a suspiciously-engagement-looking ring in dec 2013, 3) then all the weirdness with liam’s attendance at zayn’s bday party a month later (possibly also liam’s formal intro to the malik family), 4) then liam takes his barbados trip with his fam (and supposedly sophia lol*) just a couple weeks later while “zayn” stays home and posts family pics (but is very likely secretly on the trip with liam lol which is also possibly zayn’s formal intro the payne family and a belated celebration of their engagement), 5) and then we get the beginning of aunt zileh’s likes, 6) the debut of zayn’s mandala tat, 7) and the 2014 brits wildness…all in the space of like 3 months. and most of it happening in FEBRUARY. what a wild fucking journey right?

*side note/fun fact: liam and his fam were posting stuff regularly throughout the duration of the barbados vacay but there were literally zero pics of sophia posted from this trip until like dec 2014 or sometime around then when like ONE random pic suddenly surfaced/was posted and lots of ppl had already speculated that sophia was never there in the first place so once this one pic came up that idea got upgraded to people theorizing that they maybe had some of the fam go back a second time later in the year just to stage take photos to retroactively prove/authenticate the narrative that sophia was there lol

but anyway so back to the actual matter at hand - most of that shit happened in february right? specifically the barbados trip (aka the possible engagement celebration trip)…and when i was talking about all this to a friend we realized ZIAMI WAS ALSO IN FEBRUARY. AND SO WAS THIS YEAR’S VEGAS SHIT. AND THEN. AND THEN. My friend did some research and there was apparently this little known/barely talked about article (or at least barely talked about that i’m aware of) about liam taking a TRIP TO THE MALDIVES IN FEBRUARY 2016… which coincidentally (or not lol considering these shady ass hoes) is also around the same time he got his 4 tattoo (I believe this was the first article, or at least one of the first articles, that mentioned the tat’s debut) 

BUT WAIT. 

THE INSANE SHIT DOES NOT END THERE FOLKS.

GUESS WHICH MONTH THE CARTIER BRACELET FIRST DEBUTED?

FUCKING FEBRUARY 2016.

specifically on liam’s wrist in preparation for the 2016 brits (photo posted to his brits stylist’s ig on feb 23rd). and he didn’t take it off till like june.

so. quick timeline:

february 2016 - maldives trip and debut of liam’s 4 tattoo (around feb 21st); debut of cartier bracelet via liam (feb 23rd); (there was also that valentine’s day roses pic liam posted feb 14th of this year which was quite interesting considering he and c hadn’t even been officially announced as a “thing” yet…ofc we know it still got retroactively attributed to her anyway but whatever, we all know who it was really for lol 😏)

february 2017 - i don’t have anything on this year, partly cause i stopped paying as close attention due to heavy ramping up of stunts, although if anyone has more concrete info on this period that hints at anything please do hit me up and i will add it in, but anyway just based on a little light research there does appear to be a good period of inactivity from both of them during this time (as in both of them had quite a bit of time in february where they were pretty inactive on sm, not being papped, and essentially mia and would have potentially had time to go on a private trip) - UPDATE: HOLY SHIT I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT THIS IS THE YEAR LIAM SHOWED UP AT THE BRITS WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING 25 ON HIS JACKET AND FUCKED SIMON ALL THE WAY UP BY SWERVING ON HIS UGLY BITCH ASS SPEECH IN FRONT OF GOD AND ENTIRE WORLD (and i think also thanked zayn in his speech if i’m not mixing that up with another year??) - all on feb 23rd to be specific.

february 2018 - ZIAMI OBVIOUSLY (which specifically started feb 22nd, or at least that’s the day i’m counting it as ‘started’ cause it’s the day liam joined zayn in miami, can’t recall the exact day zayn arrived but pretty sure it was only a couple days before that)

february 2019 - zayn starts wearing this distinctive fishhook earring in all his ig pics, which on the surface seems like a pretty small thing, but quite possibly commemorates their famous august 2014 fishing trip (directly after which he also started wearing a fish hook pendant on a necklace back in 2014); this was also another period they were pretty quiet/mia as far as i can recall, although again if anybody has more concrete info from this time that could point to something please let me know, but anyway point being they again would have had a good chunk of time to possibly go on a private trip together

february 2020 - VEGAS BABY

ofc i’m sure you all will notice one year was left out - february 2015 they were on tour with no breaks coming anytime soon so they obviously weren’t able to go on a trip that year. BUT. february 14th 2015 (aka valentine’s day lol) is also the day liam was famously papped with some small shopping bags that looked suspiciously but precisely like the type that usually come from a jewelry store, and then later that same night they had a performance (for otra tour) where we have zayn pictured wearing a new gold bracelet (as in he hadn’t been seen wearing it ever before on tour or anywhere else) - btw the op of this linked post actually marks this day as the debut of the cartier bracelet but there’s a lot of counter speculation that it’s not and given that it doesn’t quite look like the cartier bracelet looked in later pics (it’s more round and more gold than the cartier bracelet which imo looks more angular and more kind of a two-tone/silvery-gold than this vday bracelet) i’m inclined to lean more towards it just being a regular but still very sweet vday-gifted bracelet. but anyway back to more important stuff. now considering this was literally just a little over a month before zayn left - and one of my theories for zayn leaving was that it was possible he felt it was the only way to save his relationship with liam…i mean if they were still giving each other vday presents they were clearly still VERY in love at this point. like that’s not the kind of thing you’d expect from a couple that was on the rocks and on the verge of breaking up and i know a lot of ppl (myself included for a brief minute) speculated that zayn leaving the band meant he maybe left liam too/or things weren’t working out b/t them or whatever, but given this context of the vday gifts just a few weeks before him leaving that doesn’t really line up…what does line up though is him being so in love and so sick of the bs that he might be driven to just be done with it all (as far as the stress of the band and mgmt bs is concerned at least). and ofc liam did say that zayn is the most emotionally impulsive/emotionally driven out of all them so when you think about it it really shouldn’t come as that much of a surprise…

anyway, in conclusion: 

it appears quite possible ziam has made it a couples tradition (ever since that first honeymoonish vacay in 2014) to go on some sort of trip/getaway together around the end of every february (or at least do something special together/for each other when they can’t) and in further conclusion I AM NOT OKAY AND WILL NEVER BE OVER THIS REALIZATION OKAY THANKS BYE 😭😭😭😭😭🌈🌈🌈 

[gayoperatorgunclub]

𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐑𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫: Rook/Ace?

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

while pondering this one i came up with an idea where, in response to doc and lion not really liking ace, rook decides to do everything in his power to be ace’s friend. this culminates in doc and lion being like “that is very much adequate” about ace instead of having signs in the medbay that are like “NO WHORES ALLOWED” with a picture of ace’s face on it, and rook and ace getting together. perhaps there is a point where rook is like “BUT I LOVE HIM” and doc is like “he’s from NORWAY! choose someone with flavor, not that ABBA-wannabe bitch.” while lion looks offended in the background. it’d be super interesting to see ace get comfortable enough around rook to really be himself and be open about his insecurities and stuff. it’d also be funny as shit if doc and lion never call ace by his actual name, and instead call him butcherings of it, such as Harvard Law, harbor, hog boy, The Human Las Vegas, and, lion’s personal favorite, Bitchass Hoe. one day ace is walking around just vibing, he overhears doc and lion in the medbay talking about how much they actually like him, and they’re pronouncing his name correctly????? unreal. then they notice him staring and doc yells “GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET THE BROOM” and ace hauls ass outta there. then a few days later, ace gets called to the medbay and everyone’s like “ooooh you’re in trooooouuubleeeee” and he’s scared shitless because what was gustave going to do with that broom?? and he walks in and doc and lion are both sitting there, all serious, and ace is writing his last will and testament in his head when doc clears his throat and says “Håvard, Olivier and I called you here to talk about how we’ve treated you. We realized that we were downright nasty to you, and we apologize. we’ll stop with all the name-calling and such, right Olivier?” “yeah” and ace says “I mean, I thought it was funny. You’re more than welcome to keep doing it as long as I get to make fun of you.” and lion grins evilly like “ohoho! a workplace rivalry!” and doc is like “ok cool” and picks up a broom, points it at ace, and says “if you hurt Julien, there will be nowhere, on any plane of existence, where you’ll be able to run and hide from me. My wrath is eternal and no one who has ever incurred the full force of it has any record of them ever having existed. Have I made myself clear?” and ace just nods desperately and doc does one little nod then points the broom at the door in a clear “get out or receive a broom to the face” gesture, while lion laughs awkwardly and gently pries the broom out of doc’s hand and motions for ace to ‘fucking run, bitch!’ anyways the three of them have a very banter-centric relationship but they also really enjoy eachother’s company and rook couldn’t be happier

[diangeloyoyok]

my review on pjo movies

first up with have The Lighting Thief obviously

 Poseidon’s entrance lowkey kinda fire but high key weird

‘it’s been many years’ didn’t y’all just have that winter solstice party together ???

‘if your son if the thief i will send him to the pits of tartarus’ ouch that hurt ngl

logan lerman 🥺

he would’ve been such a good percy if they did the movies when he was younger IDC IDC IDC

i stan black grover and just grover overall

i wish we got to see my bitch nancy

sally and percy sallY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY SALLY AND PERCY

gabe to me is just *hmm* perfect in this movie, he’s not as mean in the movies but he’s still an asshole ehehehe

i love Chiron actor i think it’s very accurate

also wtf chiron is bros with the big three lols 😹

y’all know jenna davis?- that’s who the girl who plays ms dodd’s looks like

so they just gonna ignore him and tak ab him while he’s RIGJT. THERE.

‘This is a pen. This is a pen.’

‘Are you guys crazy? This is a pen man!’

the scene with gabe makes me uncomfy bc percy says in the book gabe never hits percy in front of sally but ok 😗✌️

leaving percy was the *mOST* difficult thing poseidon *the GOD of water* has ever done wow percy is that cool

‘You’re half donkey?!”

i am da wittlest minotaur 😳✨🙈

such a subtle entrance to the camp love it

why y’all give percy the pen before he supposed to be a badass and rip the horn off wjth his hands but ig

wait so in this dumbass movie percy doesn’t even do anything to get the horn goodbye

i’m still very pissed that they took the scene of annabeth sayjng ‘you drool when you sleep’ but it’s fine i’m NOT fine

why is no one wearing camp shirts 🤬

they may be wrong but i didnt know it was ‘brUnner’ not ‘brUNner’

it’s kinda cute how when percy first sees annabeth he’s like ‘ooouuu who’s that name now 😌😏”

brown haired blue eyed looking ass BITCH

‘A real horses ass’ laughed a LITTLE

so the poseidon cabin is just *THAT* open poor percy no privacy

oh wait wth they already know his daddy poseidon 🤨

like everyone just knew ????

when did percy get new clothes the fuck

why did everyone laugh and shake their heads when chiron introduced percy what whores

omg luke 🥺

i know everyone knows this but it’s *SOOOOOOOOO* unrealistic annabeth and luke aren’t on the same team. like i’m pretty sure in the first book annabeth said they had a permanent allies type thing with the hermes cabin

‘that’s a sword! that’s a sword’ aw baby luke why’d you have to be evil 🙁🤚

where the FUCK did that bitch tryna be annabae come from

she realky said ‘i love trees🌲☺️❤️’

why does annabeth act like clarisse during capture the flag

also the fuCK WHERE MY BABY CLARISSE

why are there like actual 30 yr olds at camp

luke was so excited when he saw percy get up he said ‘omg no way✨’

so suddenly percy just knows sword play 😀

and deFEATS ANNABETH WE ALL KNOW HE CANT EVEN DO THAT NOW

y’all red heads a bunch of babies

i already know it’s coming

shit no

i hate it

i hate it so much

already ew’d out

‘i definitely have strong feelings for you, i just haven’t decided if they’re positive or negative yet.’

‘well you let me know when you figure it out’

‘you’ll be the first’

why they just drinking nectar for fun?? like bruh you tryna die or sum

after that i can’t watch anymore tonight

it’s been like 3 weeks but let’s not talk about that

i’m not even gonna comment on the campfire scene anymore my god

i like how in movies everyone is like “omg the underworld so scary percy you can’t go that’s so dangerous you will DIE”

and in the books they’re like “yeah it’s dangerous but whateva you 12 yr olds have fun down there bring me a souvenir!!”

why does luke have?? video?? games?? in?? his?? cabin??

WAIT LIKE A WHOLE ASS TECHNOLOGY SETUP WHAT

why is luke the only one in his cabin like where’s the stolls and chris 😳

you mean to tell me luke broke into hermes house just for like funzies and to steal shit?

sounds like travis and connor but ok✨

what the fuck even is the whole pearl plot

i don’t even wanna talk about the medusa scene

percy has an ipod 🤡

“i’ve only been in the outside world a few times” did you fucking practice driving those few times or WHAT

if percy could actually heal people with water wowie imagine how useful

why did percy bring swimming trunks on a quest

can this brown haired bitch shut up already

sally never took gabes last name excuse you 🤣

ofc it’s fucking fox news giving us that bullshit info on sally

they in nashville wee-doggie 🤠

‘hey it’s your mom’ obviously dumbass she has eyes

so they hid in the potty room for like 5 hours? huh

yeah let’s jus facetime lukey real quick 🥰

silly boy percy

“how flipping awesome was that”

does percy even know he can bend water in the first book

that’s gonna be an unexplainable statue for the workers tmrw

lotus hotel baby

the only reason this movie is watchable

vegas be lookin kinda fresh i wannna go

i wanna stay at the lotus hotel this place looks sick asf

lotus flower treats yummy yum

here comes gaga 😮

why they laugjing so much

wonder if nico likes gaga

imagine like 10 yr old nico just straight vibing there

grover pulling out the dance movies yessir 🤩

“no❤️ percy don’t eat the flower”

why didn’t percy just like grab the flowers and throw them

OOOO KESHA WE LOVE TO SEE IT

TIKTOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT STOP NOW WOAHWOAHWOAH

i’m bored ✨

ooo skeletons

charon my queen 👑🥳

“we drowned in a bathtub, all three of us” 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

i wish that was in the movie

i wish a lot of things were in the movie hit that is high

we’re in the same boat in the very same boat

how do you get seasick in an elevator- BOAT?

the way to the underworld is over the styx it’s a river

i know, you show off chicks

sexist much? go make a splash

i’ll splash you

it’s like watching titian’s clash, they’ll kill each other it they’ll kiss if we’re lucky they’ll end up in an abyss

um

anyways✨

hades do be looking kinda cool tho

that’s a cool ring you got there hades

omg mommy sally 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

how did percy not notice the lightening bolt in the damn shield befORE???

“it’s luke shield he betrayed us”

damn she switched sides real fast

this phoney bitch why does she want power and a war sis go plant shit

i refuse to believe hades is abusive sorry sis you ain’t fooling me

god where’s Juniper when you need her

so no fight between percy and aries 🤡

instead we have lukey pukey

omh he’s the lightening thief i did not see that coming ong 😳

^^ me on twitter after it’s revealed on the percy jackson tv show

can this luke character chile

percy pulled a harry styles and said “i’m falling” 😔

i’m thE SON OF POSEIDON I NEVER ASKED TO BE BUT IM THE SON OF POSEIDON

“yeah, i think i am the son of poseidon”

okay 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

omG i goT bUtTerFliEs

how does s-dog jusy know how to get to olympus did y’all get freaky up there or

that’s actually kinda how i imagine olympus looking so

i guess

good job

maybe

what is this ant man why they so small

“i have no connection to poseidon”

p-dog looked kinda hurted 😳

as if zeus would ever compliment percy

has athena ever told annabeth *or any of her kids* i’m proud of you

“i need to speak with him” “just this once”

yet we got poseidon showing up once in awhile just to say hi

7 months? 😀

percy was 7 months old?

now i don’t remember much but i don’t think it was that long luv ❤️

“always”

i thought i was watching percy jackson not harry potter tf is up

sally and percy have my whole heart

g-man got his horns

chiron 🥺✨

missed my main hoe 😍

why are there so many fucking campers

there’s like 500

let’s take a chill pill shall we

annabeth and percy look like siblings in this

 incest 😳

they bouta fiGHTshe better have won

k well that’s it thank the gods 😘

i’ll be back in like 4 months to review sea of monsters i need a break of bullshit

OH ITS NOT OVER

it’s gabe

he pulled a demi

stone cold

stone cold

everyone will be happier without him

[pleckthaniel]

ok so. @xbloodywhalex tagged me in 2 ask games and i forgot abt them both til now so im just gonna do em both at once FKJDHFJK under the readmore so you dont have to scroll past smth crazy long

first one:

name: murphy! but you can also call me like. any variation on my url sldjfks

zodiac: snake/gemini so basically im a hoe ass bitch

favorite musician/band: hotel mira! beach bunny and juice WRLD make close seconds tho. i’ll also always love taylor swift, owl city and queen 8)

favorite sports team: CHIEFS

other blogs: this is the part where i admit i’ve had @waspwhisker for like 3 months and still haven’t figured out what to do with it slkdjflsdk

do i get asks: once in a blue moon

how many blogs do i follow: like 1200 i think?

what i’m wearing: pajamas haha

dream vacation: well it USED to be vegas bc i got a friends and family discount at caesars properties but SOMEBODY had to go get laid off so I GUESS i’ll have a DIFFERENT vacation

dream car: the only time i have ever cared about cars for more than 5 seconds was when my ex spent like an hour on the mercedes-benz ‘build your own luxury vehicle’ site and would not speak to me about anything other than cars for the entire time

favorite food: idk raspberries probably

languages: english (fluent), spanish (conversational)

celebrity crush: jeanette mccurdy

random fact: i’ve never broken a bone :^)

and the second one;;;;

name: ^^^

nicknames: technically the name i go by IRL (mina) is a nickname of my legal name

zodiac: ^^^

height: a doctor said i was 5′6″ so i am legally allowed to say 5′6″

languages: ^^^

nationality: american babey

favorite season: probably fall but like early fall, fuck november

favorite flower: never thought about it before but... dandelions??

favorite scent: i have almost no sense of smell 8)

favorite color: green!

favorite animal: fish 4 sure

favorite fictional character: look at my blog description and ask me that again

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: tea always

average sleep hours: 8-9 now i’m at my parents’ house, was more like 6-7 at school

dog or cat person: dog person ironically

number of blankets you sleep with: 2 max

dream trip: ^^^ but also more seriously i’ve wanted for years to join the peace corps and work in south america (preferably teaching!) which is a big part of why im still in spanish classes even tho ive completed academic requirements ;P

blog established: uuuh postlimit couldn’t find my oldest post but it was definitely sometime in 2015, probably between june (when i turned 14) and august (when i started high school/returned to public school)

followers: 179

random fact: this is more of a story but one time i had a friend over and offered him some pineapple juice and he went, ‘no, i’m allergic to pineapples’ and i thought he was joking so i went, ‘haha, no but really :)’. he was not joking

i tag whoever wants to do this! :) i know sometimes i dont do stuff when people, write that bc im worried like ‘oh but they didnt mean ME’, so this is also to say, yes i do mean you, if your reading this and want to do it then just do it!! ily!!! :D

[sevenringsblingbling]

My first imagine with Sienna and Colson.

Word count: 2,446

Cutie pies S+C <3

Sienna stared out of the plane window just as it was taking off. Contemplating this whole “baecation” as her friends had described it. It's not that she didn't want to spend time with Colson it was just that well, she had suggested something a little more quiet and inconspicuous like the Hamptons which was agreed on at first but of course knowing Colson he just had to have some type of wild atmosphere. “Babe it’ll be better than the Hamptons. I mean c’mon does that place even have clubs.” he laughed. Sienna snapped out of her thoughts and turned toward Colson. “Colson you know I love spending time with you but Vegas out of all the places to go? Like it's going to be turn up central for you this whole weekend and I…” Colson put his finger on Sienna's lips. “Girl I promise you it’ll be fine. I mean yeah we might turn up for a few hours, well it is Vegas after all but nothing too crazy.” Sienna nodded and laughed “Yeah I think I'm being a bit paranoid is all.” They gave a peck on the lips and Colson pulled his sleeping mask down over his eyes and fell asleep shortly after.  

They were flying in from New York and after such a long day it's no shock that they would both want some shut eye but no matter how hard Sienna tried to sleep she just couldn't shake the feeling of Vegas of all places and it's not that she thought Vegas was a bad place but Colson mixed in with the nightlife and her tagging along spells W-I-L-D S-H-I-T.  This would be a weekend of them getting to know each other on a deeper level and Sienna just wasn't sure it would happen with all the distractions.  

When they finally touched down it was going on 3 o’clock and Sienna just wanted to get to the hotel room, take a shower, get dressed up all cute and go have dinner at one of those expensive restaurants Colson had promised. Sienna wasn't really used to dining out at fancy restaurants so this would be a treat for her. “Babes did you have a good nap on the flight? I couldn't sleep a wink with all that turbulence.” Sienna lied. She really couldn't sleep thinking about how this ‘baecation’ might turn out. “It was ight. They don't make those seats comfortable for tall guys. I always end up with my neck bothering me.” They had finally made their way to the car waiting to pick them up. “Well I could give you a massage later.” she smirked. “Oh hell yeah baby. I need all that.” Colson whispered in her ear and gently bit her lobe. God this man could make any woman weak in the knees.  

It was about 3.45 when they finally checked into the hotel room. Traffic was a beast and of course Sienna just had to lose her sunglasses, either way she was just glad to finally be checked in and able to take that shower she had been wanting. Sienna sat down on the bed face up and began checking her phone to see if any of her girls had sent her any words of encouragement. “These hoes ain’t even checked to see if I made my flight safe.” She put her phone on the dresser and walked into the bathroom. “Towels..check, soap...check. Okay looks like I'm good ta go.” Just as Sienna was shutting the bathroom door Colson walked into the bedroom. She could hear him on the phone talking with someone. “I know but I promised my girl nothing too crazy…..yeah yeah fool but we might come out to a spot for a lil bit…..ha yeah okay ight.” Sienna turned around as if she wasn't just eavesdropping.

The bathroom had become filled with steam from the hot shower Sienna was taking. She had been in there for a while. Just letting the water hit all of her back and legs. There’s just something about a nice hot shower to bask in. Colson’s speakers were playing music so loud Sienna could hear it from inside the bathroom. “Ay hurry up girl you been in there too damn long. It don't take all that.” Colson yelled over the music. Sienna shook her head. “Whatever Colson.” Sienna yelled back.  

With the plush towel wrapped around her she sat down on the bed putting lotion on her feet. Colson walked into the room with two drinks in his hand. “Here drink this it'll relax you.” Colson handed her the glass and she gulped it down with no questions asked. “Oh god Colson that burned like fuck! What the hell did you give me?” He laughed. “Just a rum and coke..well a fuck ton of rum and a splash of coke. Hurry up and get dressed we need to be at the restaurant at 7.30.” Sienna looked over at her phone. “Babe it's only a little after 4 I think we’ll make it on time.” Sienna took off her towel and began rubbing the lotion on her stomach. Colson took a sip of his drink. “Girl you owe me a full body massage.” He reached out a touched her. “Stoopp boy and first of all it was a neck massage and second that isn’t until later.” Colson placed his drink on the nightstand, walked over to Sienna towering over her he grabbed her head and kissed her. She could taste the rum on his lips. “Lay down on the bed and don't make a sound.” “But Col..” “Shhh do what daddy tells you.”  

Fuck. He knows I can't resist when he gets all dominant like that. I don't care what anybody says women love when a man can take charge, especially in the bedroom. It's such a turn on. As I lay on the bed naked Colson turns off all the lights in the bedroom. It is basically pitch black except for the glimmer of the Vegas lights that shine in through the window but then again even that isn't enough to really see that well. I look up at the beige wall not making a sound not really sure what's going to happen next. I hear glasses tinkering and something be poured into a glass. Colson finally walks back over to me. “Baby have another drink.” I start to mutter a “one is enough Colson” but he stops me. “Ah I want you to relax. Drink.” He holds the glass up to my lips and I do just that. I didn't want any arguing this weekend, so I do as I'm told.  

He removes the cup from my lips and walks away. Err what the fuck game is this? I lay back down, there is a silence in the room I laid there for what felt like ages but was probably just a few minutes. I start to feel the effects of the alcohol my head swimming, the blurriness of the room, that warm feeling inside. I'm such a lightweight. Suddenly I feel my thighs being spread open and Colson’s face buried in my cunt. “Oh, fuck baby I have to admit I wasn't expecting this.” It was the truth. I mean I wasn't expecting anything until later tonight, but this is amazing. Colson never said much but that tongue did all the talking for him.  

He started by kissing the inside of my thigh forcefully grabbing my ass. I was already on cloud nine when he began flicking my clit with his expert tongue stopping every few seconds to put that tongue in my cunt. Oh fuck yes. I think I love this man. Like really. He didn't try to rush my orgasm. He patiently made out with her. Kissing every fold and slurping my juices like a champ. The only sounds in the room were my moans and that wet pussy. I'm a juicy bitch though.  

“Oh fuck that's so good baby. Yeah suck that clit you fucking sexy motherfucker.” I had so many cuss words come out while he was eating me. I really couldn't help it. I could feel the orgasm start to build up in the pit of my stomach. “Colson don't stop babe its almost there.” I moan out. He starts flicking my clit faster. How the fuck does he do that. Either way I love it so so much. “Oh yes that's it daddy!” The orgasm washes over me like pure bliss. Just when I think it's over he pushes two fingers inside me while simultaneously sucking my clit. Oh fuck. I think I went blind for a sec. Damn this man must be from another planet. He can do no wrong in my eyes. I can feel myself starting to cum again. “That tongue is everything Colson. I swear you're the best babe.”  

My body shutters as my orgasm ruptures again. Out of nowhere I feel his finger in my ass. Which makes me cum even harder. Oh damn you Colson! Although we have discussed anal stuff briefly it was very much unexpected that he would do that. I think I liked it. Oh lordt what is happening to me. I laid on the bed wore out from those back to back orgasms. I'm exhausted from all of that. I suddenly didn't want to go out anymore I just wanted sleep.  

Colson turns on the light and clears his throat. “Ay we gotta go in like 20 minutes. Get dressed.” He picks up his drink off the nightstand and takes a swig before leaving out the room. Whoa like what the fuck just happened...he just swallows my whole entire pussy and leaves out the room?? In addition to being confused my vag is just sopping wet. I’m horny and wanting to be bent over and fucked hard like a true slut, oh god Sienna calm down. I take a couple deep breaths and start getting dressed.

Colson walks onto the balcony to have a smoke while he waits for Sienna to get dressed. “Fucking cancer sticks.” Colson lights it up and takes a drag. Overlooking the skyline, he plays some music from his phone to pass the time. 10 minutes turn into 20 and 20 turns into 45 minutes. “This girl better be ready we running late as fuck.” He grabs his phone and walks back into the bedroom. “You got to be ready we gotta go.”  

Sienna is dressed in a tight leather dress that stops just above her knees. Hair on fleek. Makeup on fleek. Looking like a snack. “Damn Colson calm down I'm ready I just need to put my shoes on.” She grabs her heels from the corner of the room and throws them on the bed. She walks along the room as if she's looking for something. Colson looks through his imessages not paying her any mind. “Babe have you seen my purse? I could've sworn I left it on the dresser.” Colson takes an annoyed sigh. “Are you serious right now? We don't have time for this. Damn.” Sienna sucks her teeth. “Hush Colson. Whenever you lose your weed or sum shit I always help you look for it.” He nods. “True true.” He looks under the bed hoping that she would just find her purse like yesterday. “K I found it. It was in the bathroom. Okay now I just have to put my heels on then when can go.” Sienna sits down on the bed to put her shoes on. “Nah we gotta go. You just gon have to put them shits on in the car.” He can't be serious.

Sienna and Colson walk through the hotel lobby with Sienna’s heels in his hand. Sienna was trying not to get anything stuck in her foot from walking barefoot through the lobby. Colson was too preoccupied with his phone conversation to notice the funny looks they got; besides he wouldn’t have cared anyways. How embarrassing. I hate walking barefoot in public. Sienna sighed.

We finally make it to the car but only after I walked on the dirty pavement. God knows what's on the ground. Colson revs the engine and starts to put out of the parking space. “Colson seat belt.” He looks over at me not hearing a word I said. Lord. “Put your belt on.” He’s still on the phone, though not doing much talking I hear a “Mhm” and a “yeah” occasionally. Aww that's my Colson he's such a romantic.

The whole ride to the restaurant Colson is on the phone and no he’s not talking to another woman I'm sure of that and yes I'm starting to get annoyed. Like dude this is supposed to be special time with just the two of us. I take a deep breath. The car stops. “Colson this doesn't look like the restaurant I saw on google maps maybe the gps took us the wrong way. I’ll fix it.” He stops me. “Nah babe we’re at the right place.” I look out the window. I'm pretty sure this is not the restaurant. Like a thousand percent sure this isn't it. “But th…” he turns toward me. “Don't be mad baby.” I start to protest. “Okay okay look you remember when I was on the phone right?” How can I forget, you were on it the whole fucking way over here! “Yeah.” I say flatly. “Well that was one of the producers I linked up with a few months ago.” I smack my teeth, oh yeah now he knows I'm definity pissed.

“What does that have to do with me?” His phone rings and he looks at it before putting it on silent. “Okay I'll just get to the point then, he just opened up a new nightclub and I sort of promised him I would come through.” “Colson how could you?! This is supposed to be a special time for us. Woww you really don't give a fuck.” I throw my hands up in defeat. “Babe please, look we’ll only be in there for a few minutes. I just want to show face and after that I'm out. No bigge.” I cross my arms and look out the window. “Yeah whatever.” He turns my head towards him. “That's my baby.” He kisses me and somehow the kisses just turn into a full-blown tongue kiss. On one hand I'm annoyed but on the other hand this is the same man that just gave me two orgasms back to back. I really can't stand his 6’4, vanilla sexy ass. It's amazing the things men can get away with when they're fucking thier woman right.  

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A/N: I hope ya’ll liked it. yes very lengthy but it was such a labor of love though. Like I really had so much fun with this especially with it being my first and all. S and Colson be too cute tho. I would really like to take this couple further. y'all came out with such support for me to do this. THANK YOU. As a woman who loves to write and also read ff I’m not afraid to write how I feel. My mind just goes so much that this is a good outlet for everything. Please consider sticking with me on this ff train I will surly have some amazing things written for you ladies in the MGK/Colson Baker fandom. xoxo.

[mvgicians]

me every time the dash turns into a dumpster fire again.... ANYWAY. meet my new baby vi !! she’s a messy bitch who lives for drama so. get ready.

skeleton: the magician.

faceclaim: bruna marquezine.

name: vitória da silva.

gender & pronouns: cisfemale, she/her.

age: twenty-one.

major: psychology.

clubs: GSA.

employment: intern at the mayor’s office.

background !

vi was born in las vegas and baby is vegas personified. loud, showy, always wearing glitter, always betting on something, probably has beaten you in poker at some point

her parents met at a bar, promptly got drunk, married in a vegas chapel, and conceived vi THAT NIGHT LMFAO

i told y’all. vegas personified

they decided to keep the baby, give things a go, but they were... not prepared for how much of a commitment babies are

they took care of her, but basically did the bare minimum. they were super hands off, not cruel or anything, just... distant. she literally called them “gen” and “seb” instead of mom and dad. they were basically her glorified roommates

both of them worked in casinos which meant vi spent a lot of time there as a kid !! her mom spent a lot of time teaching her about bluffing and mixing cocktails, how to play blackjack and poker; her dad taught her to defend herself. u know. just normal things to teach ur nine year old daughter

she loved it tho, thrived in that kind of environment. she’s got a quick mind so she picked up on shit fast and would sit at poker tables with grown ass men by the time she was in middle school. and she’d win

she also snuck into clubs a lot just for kicks — which is where she met her magic yoda ! 

wren holliday: local las vegas magician, twenty-five, possibly the coolest person she’d ever heard of, was performing that night. 

vitória da silva: local las vegas delinquent, fifteen, chock full of ginger ale ( yes, in a club ) and sheer bravado, was instantly starstruck and convinced that she and wren were destined to meet

basically, she snuck into his dressing room and convinced him to take her on as an assistant for his vegas magic shows ! and baby THRIVED off the attention she got on stage

when she inevitably went home, though, she felt... empty. nothing compared to the vibrant shows, the roaring audience, the way she felt adored and revered afterward when she mingled in the crowd

this marked the beginning of her sleeping around — she craved that attention, that love, and she’d do anything to get it. so she bounced from bed to bed over the next couple of years, even landing in the bed of wren himself

all things must come to an end, though, and vi decided it was time for her to leave vegas by the time she graduated high school. thanks to some #stellar SAT scores she scored herself a scholarship and noped tf out of nevada !!

since being at ashmont, she’s been a hoe and a half, which is v on brand. she joined cheerleading for the memes, promptly started dating daisey, got cheated on by daisey, dropped daisey’s ass and cheerleading all in one

she’s an intern at the mayor’s office bc she was hoping for some hot goss sdkljglkjdsg

she also puts on magic shows w a good degree of regularity !! she loves being in front of a crowd, loves the attention, and she’s damn good at it. she’s probably done a card trick for ur character at some point just for kicks ( she has a pack of cards on her... at all times )

she’s got some sticky fingers, y’all. she’s been stealing wallets since she was a kid and that shit has not stopped. vi has probably stolen from every damn house party she’s ever been to ( sry oz !! )

IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW

wanted connections ! just some basic ideas sdkjgdslg

friends !! obvi !! she loves attention and wants it Constantly so let’s feed her ego with companionship

someone she’s actually genuinely soft for bc goddamn bitch calm down

on the opposite end of the spectrum, BAD friends. vi is selfish and petty and i’d love someone for her to pal around with who’s just as mean as she can be

hookups !!! anyone and everyone. she ain’t picky and she’s always horny.

she’s a Lot so someone who isn’t a fan is absolutely likely. gimme someone she rubs the wrong way, and it’s bad

make this bitch fall in love i swear to god. do it.

that’s all 4 now hit the heart my loves

[zayashmaya]

IM SO INTERESTED NOW OMG

ok i will give u a taste, @compositecreature come witness our beautiful brain child

1) Vegasstuck: Mc introduces Tagora to the wonders of gambling. She is a top-tier scammer so is anyone really surprised that she has this skill? Tagora catches on to the rules quickly and LOVES it, he’s mr. money man after all. And when mc takes Tagora to Vegas, it’s all over. Vegas casinos are quaking whenever these two roll into town. They bond over this shared interest like no other. Tagora insists on getting matching outfits for when they go out to the casinos, and mc is all for it. They are such good players that they usually have a crowd around them by the end of the night (or morning idk anymore with these damn troll/human day/night cycles), and the casino owners try to pressure these two to get their asses out of Vegas or else. And boy did they underestimate Tagora because he is throwing around legal jargon left and right about how he will sue the shit outta them for threatening him. He ends up scoring a honeymoon suite for him and mc for the remainder of their stay as an apology and they go right back to conquering Vegas. 

But the crowds that gather around them are super annoying, so they bring Marvus and Lanque with them one time so these gorgeous idiots can hold the people at bay with their good looks. Unfortunately this also means that Marvus and Lanque will be the ones to bother them because they didn’t know how serious of a sport this is for the rat duo. Lanque dares to butt in one game and almost gets flayed alive by the glare of mc and Tagora’s stares. They are also ridiculously bad influences on mc and Tagora - it’s Vegas for goodness sakes this is a dream come true for Marvus and Lanque - so this whole trip devolves into partying and drinking and a messy orgy that will forever haunt Tagora. He learns far too many things about the others that night, and forces them all to sign a contract to never speak of their experience ever again. What happens in Vegas truly does stay in Vegas. 

Next time Tagora and mc wanna go to Vegas, they make Marvus and Lanque bring their moirails so those two hoes aren’t out of control anymore. Galekh is also invited, and he overanalyzes the HELL out of each game. Overall this trip is highly successful and everybody wins. Mc and Tagora donate their winnings to charities because mc is a selfless soul and Tagora wants good publicity for his firm.

2) Ikeastuck: Mc introduces ALL the husbands to glorious Ikea. Tagora comes first because you know this bitch loves interior design and he’s got a new home to refurbish on earth! Mc has to stop him from buying the gaudiest vases and chandeliers, I’m talking like 50s sci-fi movie aesthetics here, and Tagora has to stop her from buying useless shit that she’ll never actually need, like all the color-coordinated cutlery or fake cactuses. They both steal the free pencils though. 

However, these two dumbos are absolutely unprepared for the inescapable maze of Ikea’s layout. Mc leads them around in circles for like 30 minutes straight and Tagora is panicking, and they have to call Lanque to come rescue them. He’s pissed that his day is being interrupted over this dumb shit and finds them in the carpet section looking like feral animals and is able to escort them to the registers in one minute. Lanque will never let them live this down.

When Marvus tags along, true madness ensues. Marvus and mc alone in an Ikea is a sitcom in of itself. They throw around puns using the product names like nobody’s business, and eventually it devolves into mc egging him on to see how many rap lyrics he can come up with using the names. She records every second of it and posts it on youtube. Becomes a viral hit instantly. Marvus comes back one day to record a music video for the song right in Ikea. Oh and since Tagora and Lanque are 99% of mc’s impulse control, she always ropes Marvus into buying all the useless shit they could ever dream of. They come out of that store with a huge bag of electrical outlets and nicknacks and have no idea why they got this stuff in the first place. Marvus also gets addicted to the famous meatballs and he will ALWAYS beg to come along if mc is going with anyone else just cause he wants to wreak havoc on the cafeteria. 

[pandasized-crevice]

MY FRESH JUST WACTHED KINNPORSCHE EP 9 THOUGHTS

I’m shaking,sweating in my boots let’s go

hmmm hmmm hmm giving a sob story huh

SIT THE FUCK DOWN SIR LIAR

i love kinn raising his eyebrows he's so FINE

NO FUCKING WAY THE WATER WAS POISONED?!?!

KING!!!!!!OHMYGOD HE LOOKS STUNNING PER USUAL

YES LETS KILL HIM

AYO WHO ARE YOU BIG TO GIVE YOUR TWO CENTS

oh wait big suspected tawan as a traitor perhaps ill let him slide

don't speak to porsche whore,keep my kings name outta your mouth too

NOOOO I WANTED DEATH TO TAWAN

big giving tawan the death stare as he should

why hello kim (jeff is so beautiful fr)

STOP HE'S THINKING OF CHAY AND HIS SONG IM FADING

POL AND ARM AND PETE MY LOVES

got that bitch under surveillance

ARM DOES KNOW....pete babe come on put the pieces together

i forgot to turn off the water arm please

HOES FOR ABANDONING PETE

H EY bet this when kinn gives pete the mission to spy/infiltrate

I KNEW IT

pete said i am not the one mr kinn

its so cute the arm and pol were just watching and ran back to pete after kinn left i love them

no sleeves for tawan ig

NOT THIS MUSIC CHANGE HEY

when all three are in the same room i break out in hives

PAUSE; kinn looks adorable in the picture

the way porsche is trying to see too

WE REALLY GOING DOWN MEMORY LANE RN?!?!

sTOP the pictures are cute damnit

porsche doing the jumps in the bg someone stop this

kinn please stop this sir YOUR OTHER MAN IS IN THE SAME ROOM HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

porsche losing his mind i the bg i know it CUZ I WOULD BE

why does tawan speak in third person?

oh its the grabbing kinns arm for me,if i was porsche id walk right in between them like EXCUSE ME

DUDE THIS IS ASS FOR PORSCHE I HATE YALL

finally porsche speaks up my king you don't need this

kinn ik you're not doing this on purpose but im still going to beat your ass

the look porsche is giving kinn

what meeting?!?! kinn ik your mentally FOOLISH THAT IS WHY IM GOING TO OPEN UP A HOSPITAL-

tankhun i love you sir

not another gift basket porsche...actually yes yok deserves them

her jacket is fabulous omg

YOK IS ALL KNOWING

porsche sweetie that is not the way

ooooh i wonder what yok's way is

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS THIS SLIDING IN SCENE

FUCK IT UP PORSCHE YES KING

porsche & his white undies man

wait are we acting pathetic to get a mans attention?????

dear lord kinn looks so fine SIR OUT THAT CHEST AWAY ITS LETHAL

WE ARE ACTING PATHETIC FOR ATTENTION!!!!!

A Y O CLEAN MY BODY kinn babes if you don't see this as the ruse it is....

damn porsche way to be subtle

YOK I LOVE YOU QUEEN

P A U SE I CANT GO ON IF PORSCHE STARTS MAKING NOISES I JUST CANT

STOP the face kinn is making when he leans in

DAMN PORSCHE SLAMMING THAT MAN ON THE COUCH

J E S U S CHRIST

BITCH YOU CAN SEE THE BOTTOM HALF OF KINN PLEASE

PETE THAT WAS DISGUSTING

SARANGHAEYO pete i swear to god

kinn you whore you liked that close call?!?!

why tf is kinn moving his feet

PETES RIGHT THERE!!they are so foul horny bastards fr

ew tawan OH?what just happened?

vegaspete enthusiasts are screaming rn

pete....ONE JOB

macau shut the fuck up about tankhun

BIBLE IS SO STUNNING

porsche tf you doing?oh cameras right

YOU ARE SO COOL your hand in marriage arm thanks

OH SO PORSCHE IS DOING TO SEE/HEAR WHATEVER KINN WAS DOING IN THERE WITH TAWAN OH

man damn it either have the evidence tawans way or nothing

CHAY BELOVED!! go out with your friends chay :(

AH THE UNDERWATER SCENE

THE FUCK IS VEGAS DOING HERE GIRL WHAT

porsche dont drink that shit please be wary

ID SAY LEAVE FOOL

dear lord vegas

IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS KINN WAS THERE THE WHOLE?TIME

could you imagine if tawan whips out a gun rn......

NOO id throw myself into a river that is so embarassing

oh hell no porsche is not the mole don't twist this around you snake

NO FUCKING WAY DAMNIT DAMNIT NO

kims making those annoyed sighs and im going to beat his ass

HE MADE HIM A GUIATR PICK IM SOBBING

AHHHHHHH A CONFESSION?!?!? CHAY IS BRAVER THAN THE FUCKING MARINES HOLY SHIT CHEEK KISS?!?!

tawan i swear to god he's such a bastard

tankhun the only one with brains in this godforsaken family

PISSING SHITTING MY PANTS ITS VEGAS

ep10 preview: PETE GOES UNDERCOVER FOR PORSCHE?!?!BITCH