#UwU u got all the cayde answers

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ALL OF THEM FOR CAYDE. im just kidding 2,4,and 12

NO takesy backsies. UwU

1: Who makes up your family?  How close are you to them?

Cayde grunts as he crosses his arms with a frown on his face. "My sister used to be. She doesn't want to anymore. But I can help with that. I'll show her that we can be as close as before in Nightmare." 2: Who is your best friend?  Tell us about them!

He laughs with a chilling grin on his face. "Nobody. I don't need anybody." 3: What is your favourite childhood memory?

You can hear him scoff as he looks to the side. "Nothing. Next." 4: What is your least favourite childhood memory?

He glares at you with a frown yet again. "First of all, I wasn't a child. And second, it has to do with the inquest. do NOT pry any further if you want to live." 5: What is your favourite thing to do in your free time?

This question makes him smirk and he leans forward, closer to you "Murder. After a long long torture session. Slow and painful. Preferably very bloody too." 6: What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do?

He leans back huffing "Not murdering you for these stupid questions. Next." 7: Who do you look up to?

A hint of adoration appears in his eyes "Grand Duchess Faolain. She saved me, she showed me the truth. She's amazing." 8: What do you think had the biggest impact on you growing up?

He clenches his fist in his lap as if reminding himself not to do something he might regret. "I am a sylvari. I did not grow up. So again, nothing." (it was definitely the inquest experiments) 9: Are you a spiritual person?  If yes, what do you practice?

Cayde raises his eyes, looking right into yours "Spiri... DO I fucking look like? I'm a Duke of the Nightmare Court! I don't need stupid shit like spirituality." (that's a big word for him) 10: Where were you born?  Where did you grow up?  Where do you live now?

Sharply inhaling through his nose and leg starting to bounce as he leans back on his seat. "Born in the grove, obviously, still didn't grow up, and I live in the twilight arbour, in my own court." 11: What is your favourite type of media (TV, movie, books, etc)?  Name some specific favourites (which shows, movies, books, etc do you like)!

"I do not care for shit like that, next question" 12: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? (on vacation or permanently!)

He stops bouncing his leg and looks at you like you asked the most stupid question yet. "Nowhere. Where else would I want to go? I'm perfectly fine here." 13: You’re given an unlimited budget to build anything you want!  What do you build and where do you build it?

He shrugs. "Guess I'd expand the Arbor." 14: What are your favourite music genres?

Cayde sighs rubbing his face. "I guess Metal Legion is fine. Next." (he's...he really doesn't care much about anything but murder and Faolain, I'm sorry.) 15: Do you play any instruments?  Which ones?  How long have you been playing?

"No. Next." 16: Describe your perfect day.

Cayde leans forward again with a smirk. "It starts with me waking up and going to the cells, having some silly saplings to torture then I have Luce do the annoying tasks for me so I can go to those same saplings again for some fun time and then I visit the Grand Duchess and we have some fun times and then I wind up with killing those annoying little dreamers." 17: What makes you laugh?

"The cries and screams of my victims" 18: What’s the best way to cheer you up?

"Leaving me the fuck alone to do shit I enjoy." 19: What makes you sad?

"Having to behave and answer stupid questions because the Grand Duchess asked me to..." (she didn't but Luce was nice enough to lie for you. You are welcome.) 20: Describe your biggest pet peeve.

He grunts and rolls his eyes. "Annoying people in my neck trying to control me" (he means Lusus not Faolain) 21: Describe your ideal partner.

Once again a smirk appears on his face "Why, you're interested? Sorry, I'm not sure you could deal with me. And you're not my type." 22: What’s the easiest way to flirt with you?

"Flirt? You wanna fuck say so." 23: Have you ever had a crush on someone?  Do you have a crush now?

"No. And I won't have" (Yes, Faolain. he still do) 24: What would you consider your main love language?

He tilts his head at you. "What the fuck is that? Like it has a language? I only speak Tyrian." 25: Freebie!  Come up with your own question for the character to answer! What is your opinion on Lusus?

He hums, actually thinking about the answer for once before speaking. "He's annoying. Much more annoying than a tool should be. But he does get the boring job done so I don't complain much...It's also fucking confusing that he sounds and looks like a girl but he's pissing if I call him one."