#Uupiic makes up AUs

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that brothel AU still won't leave me alone

it's been, like, 5 years. Probably more. Definitely more.

why won't it just fuck off :C

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18) Tharon-Zul showed up and tried to enforce his rule. Stein shot him, and that was the end of that.

All of my hyperfixations in a crossover, huh?

Ok, so what I hear is a crossover of Dragon Age, Gothic, Amber Heart (it’s a game), and Gloryhammer.

1) this won’t end well;

2) Ralathor gets to be a grey warden, because I said so and because you know what I think about every time “what lurks beneath Cowdenbeath” crosses my field of vision;

3) Nameless Hero just calls everybody stupid to their face, because these people just walk around casually summoning shit? Spirits? Undead? ARCH DEMONS?!?!?! WHY NOT THROW SOME DRAGONS IN THERE, T- WHAT???

4) Four franchises in a trench coat, and yet somehow Ser Proletius is still the only Adult™ around here;

5) You’d think Nicolette would be another Adult™ but nope, the lass heard the words “ancient portal under Dundee”, and she practically lives down there since;

6) Zargothrax tried to open said ancient portal under Dundee, but ended up having to postpone, because the strange woman wouldn’t stop pestering him with questions, but she was somehow so polite about it, it would have been rude to curse her;

7) Hawke and the Hootsman absolutely do not start off on great terms, to put it lightly, but they come around after a night of heavy drinking at the Hanged Man;

8) Fine dwarven crafts, made with magic ore, direct from Cannaregio! Get your fine dwarven crafts, made with magic ore, direct from Cannaregio here! *disclaimer* some of these will make you catch fever, age faster, and throw your insides up

9) Somebody brought a broken oil lamp up from the catacombs. That person is gone now;

10) Angus and Nameless team up to take down the high dragons. Sometimes, the dragons win;

11) Some real wonky artefacts keep showing up. Too bad they all seem to be irradiated to hell and back, and this time it wasn’t a wizard’s fault;

12) Ser Proletius with a mabari, and Ralathor with a lindar. Enough said;

13) Undead unicorns are bad news? The Inquisition begs to differ;

14) Not even Zargothrax is insane enough to go to Kirkwall.

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Me: I don't have the mental space for more AUs.

Me: Just a quick doodle, to get the idea out.

Me, an hour later, having ended up with something between Seb's and regular mage armour: OK, I guess Dragon Age AU it is then.

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Oi.

Sudden modern AU with a tinge of metalheads smacked me in the face.

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Current theme for sketches tonight: When the darkspawn attacks, but you’re under-slept and really pissy about having to travel with two morons who don’t have the word ‘’self-preservation’’ in their combined dictionary and one(1) self-righteous, prattling templar, and you start wondering if tranquility really was the worst option out of the two, because then you’d at least have some peace once in a while.

WELCOME TO THEDAS, LADS, HOPE YOU ENJOY THE BLIGHT YOUR STAY.

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I know very little about the whole storyline yet, but what I do know is that Roscoe is the long-suffering brother who just wants some godsdamned peace, but his sibling keeps testing his (dare I say, angelic) patience.

Basically:

Lares (who was dragged home, by a complete stranger, at 1am in the morning, on a Monday): “Relax! Everything ended fine, didn’t it?”

Roscoe:

Thinking.

Gothic fanart, maybe.

Maybe.

Probably not.

But thinking.

IDK

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Oooops I did it again a thing. IDK why I am doing this to myself, I already have a bajillion unfinished stuff hovering ominously above my head.

Unedited, fresh outta my brain.

With long strides, the masked figure crossed the room and stopped at the window overlooking the plains and the grand portal of the other, smaller, pyramid building beneath. To the right, the undead were busy constructing something that bore resemblance to a large pedestal intertwined with the remains of what had been a grand citadel, before the Forces of Evil had arrived and swept it from the face of the earth.

They spent a moment watching something in the landscape, or perhaps merely contemplating on whatever evil plan might be brewing in their head right now, before turning to look over their right shoulder:

 - I know you are there, hermit.

What could have been assumed a mere shadow in a cluster of shadows in the corner of the room, stepped forwards.

- I should have known you would follow me, - the sorcerer continued, as he reached up and removed his mask. – I hope you will forgive me for not jumping with surprise, or excitement, at your entrance.

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Hm.

I think I found a fandom to do the zombie apocalypse AU for *insert thinking emote here*

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what if... ehehehehehehe... furry AU? :3c

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This has absolutely everything to do with the fact I’ve had Armata Strigoi stuck on me for the last day.

Werewolf AU now? OH, COME ON.

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For some reason, I am getting ‘The Fifth Element’ AU vibes, but absolutely zero idea for what or whom...

Not even, like, actual effort to write anything, just plopping no idea which characters in there and running things the same way the movie goes, just... with different characters?????????

(either that, or I just want to watch the movie again...)

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Ok, stupid idea:

An AU where Angus fails to jump into the volcano for whatever reason (let’s say his aim is off), but, instead of turning Evil™, things pretty much go the way they do in PoP: The Two Thrones.

Yes, I do mean complete with having to kill his evil double at the end.

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Ohohohohohoh

brainwormsbrainwormsbrainworms

Brain. Worms.

A “Predators meets [insert all my fandoms here]” mashup!

Right off the top of my head: Gloryhammer, Dragon Age, Gothic, Devil May Cry, The Chronicles of Riddick, I’m sure there'll be more when I’ll think about it.

Ohhhhhhhhh~

Brain. Worms.