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Malika double takes as she passes the Iron Bull at the mess.

“Is that a paper?” Malika gapes.

Bull looks like some kind of old drawing or illustration out of an ancient magazine. He’s sitting at the mess, the top part of his uniform stripped off so he’s only in the tank with his tags, reading an honest to Paragons paper and sipping coffee.

“It’s a map,” Bull says, flicking it to straighten it out a bit. “I picked it up at the last station.”

“A map?” Malika gawks, turning around to full face him, plonking her tray down in front of him so she can try reading what’s on the back. “Why did you — a map? A paper map?”

Ellana’s busy gnawing on a piece of toast like an old dog with an older bone. Malika’s not sure how Ellana’s not making progress on her singular piece of toast, but she’s doing an impressive job of not actually consuming it.

“As you can see with your two eyes, yes, a paper map,” Bull says. “Though the pulp which made this paper is…questionable. As is the ink.”

“Why did you…get it?” Malika asks, popping open the small synthetic milk pouch to pour it onto her cereal. “We have tons of maps. Maps that update by the second. Maps that can show you everything. Maps that can talk to you.”

“Because sometimes it’s good to do things the old fashioned way,” Bull says, “There’s something very calming about looking at a physical map and having to do it old school.”

“There’s old school and there’s ancient,” Malika says. “Old school would be looking at a 2d holographic map that doesn’t have geographical markers or renderings. You’ve gone straight to ancient history. Do you attempt to tell time on a sun dial too?”

“Only when I’m stranded on a planet that doesn’t play nice with my electronics and has a single sun,” Bull says. “The math gets annoying if there’s more than one.”

She should’ve predicted that answer. Malika feels a twinge of disappointment in herself.

Ellana’s head droops to the side and Bull reaches over, barely catching it before she face plants directly into a plate of half-eaten eggs.

“Space flu,” Bull says. “It takes a lot out of a person. It also fries their brain if the fever gets high enough. Fries it near-stupid. Thank fuck for modern science.”

“He says while reading a map made of paper,” Malika replies, eyes flickering over the map in fascination. “Those being in museums.”

“If they’re making them by the reams I don’t think they’re in any danger of becoming rare,” Bull says. “It as free.”

“What, they just had…some guy handing out maps?”

“No, it was a rack filled with different types of maps. I grabbed three on the way back to the ship. I just started memorizing it. It’ll take me a while. This thing is complicated.”

Bull turns it around, and shows her several different unfolding sections that would assist in…well. Navigating a three dimensional space such as space.

“That’s a lot of work,” Malika says.

“We’ve got the time,” Bull shrugs. “We’re going at half speed because our main pilot can barely function. And we don’t have anything pressing. Aside from the damage to the ship that needs repairs at a real hub, not some back water fuel station that gets attention once a decade.”

“Harsh words for the station that gave you maps to play with.”

“It’s a harsh reality,” Bull says, watching Ellana with a critical eye as she returns to gnawing on her single piece of bread. “Do you want to lie down? They could give you a drip.”

“I want real food,” Ellana says, eyes closed. “I want pizza.”

“Finish the toast and then we can talk about other types of carbs.”

“I’m a pilot not an mechanic,” Ellana says, looking from Rocky to Bull, “Translate mister science man.”

“I can’t believe,” Rocky puts a hand to his face, “That she’s using you as an authority figure for scientific shit.”

“I’m also not a mechanic or an engineer,” Bull says, ducking down to watch as Malika and Dagna work on something in the fighter’s hull. “Neither is Rocky, by the way.”

“I know how to get a plane to fly,” Rocky says.

There are twin sounds of disagreement from inside the ship.

“We disagree on methods, but I can get a plane to fly.”

“So what’s wrong with the ship?” Ellana says. “Can someone explain it in terms that Bull can explain to me? Just…what makes the plane go vroom? And how come it’s no longer going vroom vroom the way I like it?”

“Adorable,” Dagna says, “Malika, you handle that. I’m going to handle this part.”

“But it was just getting to the good bits!” Malika whines, but they hear the sound of her clambering down towards them. She jumps down and Bull catches her easily, depositing her next to Rocky before he goes back to watching Dagna, aiming a penlight up so he can see better. “Also, I don’t think I can explain it to you in a way that makes sense, because I thought I was explaining it in a way that made sense and then you turned to Rocky.”

“You use such big words, Malika,” Ellana says.

“You’re a linguist,” Malika points out.

“I’m a pilot first, then a linguist. Priorities, Malika. Priorities. Current priority? Making the plane vroom vroom for me. Someone please tell me why my fighter plane is being moody and not doing the turns the way I like them.”

“We told you three times,” Rocky says.

“Can someone dumb it down even further?”

Rocky and Malika make eye contact.

“Maxwell’s an okay mechanic,” Rocky says.

“And he’s pretty good at making things dumb.”

“He’s working on the opposite side of the ship,” Bull says. “I think he was helping a crew scrap a captured destroyer for parts.”

Rocky and Malika each take one of Ellan’s arms and starts leading her away.

“She gone?” Dagna calls down after a few beats of silence.

“Yup.”

“Cool. Let’s close this puppy up. Ship’s fine. Just needed some fine tuning. Lavellan is crazy perceptive about changes in machines.”

“That’s what I figured. Thanks for taking the time, though. She wouldn’t settle for anyone less than the best.”

#heartsfic #gather your party and venture forth

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thephoenixiaproject · 4 years

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Entry 01 (04/01/2020): Beginnings!

Introduction:

Hi there!! Welcome to what is hopefully the start of something cool! It genuinely feels daunting to be taking the first steps in this project, whatever this may turn out to be.

And it may turn out to be nothing at all! But a big part of why I’m doing this is to push out my comfort zone and try something new, and even if this doesn’t end up going anywhere, I’ll be happy that I tried, and hey, hopefully I’ll have learned some new skills and made something cool on the way! :D

There’s gonna be a lot of rambling explanation for the rest of this post so I apologise in advance, but I hope I explain who I am, and my plans for this project, as best as I can!

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Who are you, and how did you get in here!?

My name is Ben Moss (he/they), I’m a Bri’ish musician, actor and performer with an unexplainable obsession for dubstep and things that go vroom.

(Photo credit - Phyllida Joyce Hickish 2020 / @phyllidahickish on Instagram)

I’m currently studying creative music technology at university, with the aim of becoming a film/TV/game/VR composer (and maybe sound designer)! I’m also a massive fan of electronic music, audiovisual performances, virtual reality experiences, all that kind of stuff!

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Why does this project exist?

I’ve had it pretty clear in my mind at this point that I really want to do film/TV/game composition professionally: if I can help bring out a director’s message or intentions for a piece of work with the music that I make, and help create immersion into the world and characters they’ve made, then that’s what I’m here for, and I love doing it!

I so badly want to be part of a team that helps make and tell awesome stories that can educate and inspire as well as entertain, that immerse people in incredible new worlds and help people find themselves, or feel seen, or just make you feel good for a little while! Watching the behind the scenes development of films and TV shows I love just blows my mind and inspires me so much, and I’d love to be part of projects like that one day!

However, when it comes to personal music I make for myself, I’ve always felt slightly lost: I find it really hard to make my own music and see it through to the end because I don’t know why I’m making it or who/what for yet. The non-professional music I’ve made so far has been remakes of work I love, tributes to artists I love, or just playing around with different styles and improv-ing a little bit!

This has led to big problems though: making music is the only way to make better music, but being a massive perfectionist, and also massively afraid of failure and disappointing others, I’ve always stalled myself on progressing on anything that isn’t work, telling myself that I’m wasting time by not working. Combine this with the fact that I’ve always had the view that as long as people are impressed with the work I do, or as long as it fits the criteria or mark scheme, then I’m ok, regardless of whether I feel like what I made was bad or I could’ve done better.

I know I have a LOT to improve on in pretty much every area of music, but I’m not going to make progress on this skill (or ANY of the loads of skills I really want to learn how to do) by mentally blocking myself and convincing myself that making my own projects, either ones with a serious intention (hopefully like this one) or just musically goofing around for fun, aren’t worth it, because if I want to make good music/work for other people that BOTH I AND THEY feel proud of and happy with, I need to develop my skills away from assignments, or I’ll go nowhere.

I’ve only recently learned thanks to a short time of therapy that “because it makes me happy” IS a valid reason to do or make something. So I want to have some fun trying new and scary things to me -

Trying to create a story of my own.

Possibly learning to create some visuals, either as storyboards, or perhaps going into animation, or 3D modelling and animation?? Maybe virtual reality might come into it? I have no idea!

To make music that I’m happy with!

To develop and work on my existing skillset, and have a go at some new ones.

To accept that I’m going to make stuff that won’t work, and that’s ok and a natural part of the creative process, and not something to be afraid or ashamed of. Hell, this whole project might not work, and that’s also fine!! I just hope that I (and anyone else who might work on this) have some fun and get some valuable experiences from it! :D

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What is this project?

On October 6th 2014, a scientific study titled ‘AWARE - AWAreness during REsuscitation’ was published online, documenting the mental experiences of people who had suffered cardiac arrest and were successfully resuscitated. The study examined 2060 patients from fifteen hospitals across the United States, United Kingdom and Austria across a four-year timespan, 140 of whom were able to take part in structured interviews.

“46% had memories with 7 major cognitive themes: fear; animals/plants; bright light; violence/persecution; deja-vu; family; recalling events post-CA (cardiac arrest) and 9% had NDEs (near-death experiences), while 2% described awareness with explicit recall of 'seeing' and 'hearing' actual events related to their resuscitation. One had a verifiable period of conscious awareness during which time cerebral function was not expected. CA survivors commonly experience a broad range of cognitive themes, with 2% exhibiting full awareness.

This supports other recent studies that have indicated consciousness may be present despite clinically undetectable consciousness.” - https://www.resuscitationjournal.com/article/S0300-9572(14)00739-4/fulltext

Since then, more studies have taken place in the same field, panels have been held by some of the world’s leading scientists on the subject, and the field is still being very actively researched. The aim of these studies have been to try and draw conclusions on how resuscitation can be improved, to progress towards a higher success rate of resuscitation with little to no long-term consequences to the brain’s cognitive functions.

This project, however, intends to focus on another set of findings that this and subsequent studies revealed - there is a short period of consciousness after clinical death.

Whether the length is 20-30 seconds, as early studies suggested, or perhaps longer as is now being investigated, this seems to be something that we will all experience one day when we die. Depending on the person, these experiences may massively vary.

What might these final moments of consciousness be like?

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Current Plan (working idea):

The project will show the post-death conscious moments of around 7-8 characters, each with their own experiences. These will be presented in completely different ways format-wise depending on each character’s life, culture, interests and experiences! (Could be presented in virtual reality, a cartoon, a visual novel, a musical EP or album, an audio drama/podcast, whatever best represents each character!)

Some may have known or met each other, some may have had barely any association with the others, but though these different experiences, which may shed light on different life experiences, mentalities, cultures, and experiences of final consciousness, each story or experience is linked in some way, however small, which may tell another story of its own!

The characters who’s consciousness we are viewing/experiencing will all definitely die (i.e. we aren’t being told the story from the perspective of someone who has been resuscitated and is relaying the story to us. This doesn’t inhibit a story being told in the past tense/first person as a narrative device though!!)

This project won’t focus on the concept of an afterlife or resuscitation, this just deals with our very final conscious moments! (This does not rule out religion as something to be shown, for example, if one of the characters is of a certain faith!)

This project will NEVER become a bandwagon for trying to ‘disprove’ or bash religions and faiths of ANY kind. The day that happens is the day this project ends.

The name ‘Phoenixia’ (and its general black-and-white branding/logo/aesthetic) is very much a temporary working title - I’ve had it as a producing alias for a while, but it’s never had meaning attached to it. I have a couple of other ideas for working titles which more strongly link to the themes of the project which I’ll share in a later entry! (Because right now my research notes are a m e s s)

There’s a LOT of different opinions on how long consciousness actually lasts after clinical death - 20-30 seconds, three minutes, a couple of hours, all these are lengths of time associated with it. Some scientists have stated that as the brain is shutting down our consciousness ‘increases’ - in terms of representation within the project and lengths of time, it may result in a longer perceived experience? For example, 20-30 seconds of consciousness may be represented as 20-30 minutes of audio/video? (”The precise point beyond which the brain is no longer "living", a threshold which remains unidentified, is perhaps less definite than has been historically assumed.” -Persinger, Michael A., et al. "When Is the Brain Dead? Living-Like Electrophysiological Responses and Photon Emissions from Applications of Neurotransmitters in Fixed Post-Mortem Human Brains." PLoS ONE, vol. 11, no. 12, 2016, p. e0167231. Gale OneFile: Health and Medicine.)

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Conclusion:

And that’s it for the first entry!! I hope that wasn’t too much rambling!

The next month or so is going to be SUPER hectic for me due to university deadlines and working on this as much as possible, but I’ll do my best to keep regular updates!

#phoenixia #the phoenixia project #dev blog

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flauntpage · 7 years

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A Comprehensive Review Every New NBA 'City' Uniform

The biggest NBA news of the day is that Baron Davis and Laura Dern are dating, but the second biggest news is that Nike Released their designs for every NBA team’s “City” alternate jersey, which are jerseys inspired by cities or some shit. I looked at them and wrote about them, like a normal sports blogger does.

GOOD:

CHICAGO:

It’s the flag, and it’s a nice flag everyone is very fond of. I am worried about players spilling chocolate on their unis, though. That would be very embarrassing, I think, to walk around with a big ol’ chocolate stain on your nice white uniform. High risk, high reward play, here.

PACERS:

It has a checkered flag, like a race car. I like race cars. I like that they go vroom vroom very fast.

CLIPPERS:

Look I don’t know what the fuck is has to do with boats, or why the team is wearing Miami Dolphins colors, but teal is an NBA power color and you have to respect any team that dons it.

BUCKS:

Eggshell tones baby! Perfect for the river-yacht or a chilly, fire-lit library, with a tasteful stripe down the middle to bring it all together. This is the midwestern thinking man’s alternate jersey. Also they say “CREAM CITY” on the bottom, which is where I live, work and play, spiritually.

MAGIC:

If you don’t like these, you need to smoke more weed. One time I was EXTREMELY blitzed off THC drops at the Hiram M. Chittenden Locks in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, and I spent like ten minutes in the gift shop, looking at the t-shirts they were selling. I thought the drawing was really nice and for a hot second I thought, damn I need one of these motherfuckers REAL bad but then my good brain, not my stoned brain, kicked in and way like “Hey Corbin, man, you’re probably too stoned to make this purchase, this shirt isn’t that nice dude.” Anyway, if I was still using, and I encountered this jersey in that state, I would HAVE to buy the Bismack Biyombo manifestation of this jersey, just spend whatever obscene amounts of money was requested of me, and regret the purchase in a very true and real way while also savoring my stoned wisdom in that time. This jersey rules.

SPURS:

I get that, as a left leaning-dude, I’m expected to hate black and white Spurs-branded digi-camo. But by making the camo black and white, it goes BEYOND a tribute-to-the-troops and turns a bunch of dudes who plays a game for a living into members of a private mercenary gang that kills its enemies with hoops. Watching capital inadvertently debase the world spanning military colossus that keeps it in power is kinda funny, I think it’s good.

SIXERS:

EXTRAORDINARILY classy font! Finally, the play of Joel Embiid is being recognized for what it is: a luxury product, grander than any wine, any gold topped chocolate bon bon, any gentle scented oil, rubbed into your back by the world’s strongest and most skilled masseuse.

ROCKETS:

At first glance, it’s maybe a little weird that the Rockets have Chinese writing on a jersey that is meant to celebrate the city of Houston, a city where most people speak English. But, clearly, this is the harbinger of the future for the franchise, which is going to move to Beijing as soon as possible. What’s my source? THAT’s my source buddy! BEIJING ROCKETS 2018-19, DON’T TRY TO HIDE FROM IT!

UTAH:

Evokes the 70s, cocaine. Maravich belongs in this jersey.

KINGS:

The Basketball is a Lion King. He will stand above all other balls and roar, and the other balls will bow at his might until, one day, he is killed by another basketball, his brother who is also a basketball. His son, a basketball as well, will get revenge and take his place on the mountain, though.

BROOKLYN:

It’s a Nets Jersey. It’s black and white and it looks nice. Not everything needs to shatter molds.

MIAMI:

I wanna make a joke, but what, I’m made of stone?

KNICKS:

I like firefighters and no one can say otherwise.

BAD:

CELTICS:

You guys aren’t gonna believe this, but the Celtics have a boring looking alternate jersey to compliment their boring looking regular jersey. Features grey. More on that later. We are living in the wildest possible times.

LAKERS:

Kobe Bryant designed these. They’re supposed to look like snakes, because Kobe branded himself as a snake. Kobe spending his retirement trying a bunch of sports-adjacent shit he’s not good at and getting deferrence because he is Kobe Bryant, The Player Who Scored A Lot, is maybe the most embarrassing shit I’ve ever seen a professional athlete do. It would be less embarrassing if he was posting videos where people pissed in his mouth or making sly pro-Trump allusions to reporters or taking 125th place in Scrabble tournaments.

CAVS:

It is, I think, truly stunning how terrible these things are. They are, first, off, grey. You know, grey? The color of cloudy days and paved over fields? The color that only looks good on dads, while they swing hammers or pick up their children, or whatever? And then, the only color that REALLY compliments grey, which is yellow. You know. Like a paved road, that thing everyone thinks has a cool color? I mean who can blame Nike, I suppose, when LeBron James, the world’s most famous athlete, is the human being who is your most prominent non-Jordan pitchman, you gotta put him in the ugliest shit imaginable

OKC:

Honestly, It’s impressive how awful these are, soup-to-nuts. No one who made this had even one good idea they put into the final product. Every OKC jersey is bad, of course, on account of the team’s very existence being born from the poison seed of theft from Seattle, but… Gradients!? GRADIENTS!? A grey-to-grey-gradient? Why, on God’s green earth, is Nike fucking so hard with Grey, a color, not even a color, a SHADE, that has inspired exactly no people, ever? They like grey so much that they put TWO DIFFERENT KINDS of grey in this piece of garbage, and subtly mixed the two greys so that there would be nearly infinite manifestations of grey betweens the main greys. This jersey is seeking the limits of grey itself, the deepest grey, the grey at the edge of our understanding of grey.

WASHINGTON:

All the chocolate staining potential of the Chicago jersey, none of the evocative shit. These are maybe, low key, the worst one.

ATLANTA:

This evokes bees, not Hawks. Would someone please put feather texturing on these jerseys, like the world has been demanding all these years.

DETROIT:

These say “Motor City” but do not feature any pictures of cars, which I love because, like I said earlier, they are fast and they make loud noises. The move here was an updated version of the mid 90’s Grant-Hill vroom vroom firehorse, but Nike isn’t listening to good sense!

GOD ONLY KNOWS:

WOLVES:

Look, I’ve talked a lot of shit on Grey, which is Nike’s favorite color right now I guess, but I can accept it here. Minny winters are insanely grey, wolves are grey, this all makes thematic sense. But also: good god grey is ugly. Don’t wear grey!

MAVERICKS:

These are bad but they’re like so bad that I think they almost fly around the moon and become good again? They are a bad uniform that lives somewhere out of time, a look that has never been cool in any era, but in that fact I think they gain a kind of integrity. There’s a possibility that, someday, in 2067 or some shit, these will have been regarded at an innovative step forward in jersey aesthetics, even if we think they’re hideous now. Cop them and freeze dry to sell in the future.

WARRIORS:

That shade of yellow is hideous but the logo is cool? “The Bay” is some real San Francisco bullshit though, one of those subtle org-wide attempts to separate the team from Oakland before they strip the city of the team and move them to rich-ass tech boi SF in a few years.

MEMPHIS:

Honestly I feel weird writing snarky, mildly absurdist jokes about a jersey that is based on signs from a famous workers rights struggle. While I guess I respect Grizzlies celebrating a monumental protest with their unis, the fact that they were designed and manufactured by Nike, a company with a workers rights record that is spotty at best, goes a long way to defanging the allusion. Capitalism: it’s everywhere and it’s amoral!

SUNS:

EXTREMELY PURPLE. Purple is my favorite color and I honestly admire how purple these are, while also wondering… how purple is too purple?

PELICANS:

These are also Purple.

BLAZERS:

Every other Portland fan hates these things, which makes sense because they live in the world capital of streetwear snobbery. I think they’re fine. The plaid is totally unnecessary. If I was making these bad boys, I think I would stick a fat-ass salmon on there, personally. I also think that the mascot should be replaced with a salmon.

HORNETS:

I don’t even know, man. If it were up to me, I would make them play in a white jersey with a fat-ass picture of Michael Jordan’s smiling face on the front, and anything else will just seem incomplete to me.

RAPTORS:

Finally a uniform that tells sports fans: “Hey: my face is up here. I know my body is chugging away down here, but the soul is in the face, and that’s where a person’s TRUE MEANING can be found. Geeze louise.”

NUGGETS:

Nice shade of blue. Fun stripes. Otherwise: whatever.

Okay I did it, this is every uniform. Back to tracking down every last piece of information I can collect and Baron + Laura. Where do they like to go to dinner, you think?

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amtushinfosolutionspage · 7 years

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A Comprehensive Review Every New NBA ‘City’ Uniform

GOOD:

CHICAGO:

It’s the flag, and it’s a nice flag everyone if very fond of. I am worried about players spilling chocolate on their unis, though. That would be very embarrassing, I think, to walk around with a big ol’ chocolate stain on your nice white uniform. High risk, high reward play, here.

PACERS:

It has a checkered flag, like a race car. I like race cars. I like that they go vroom vroom very fast.

CLIPPERS:

Look I don’t know what the fuck is has to do with boats, or why the team is wearing Miami Dolphins colors, but teal is an NBA power color and you have to respect any team that dons it.

BUCKS:

MAGIC:

SPURS:

UTAH:

Evokes the 70s, cocaine. Maravich belongs in this jersey.

KINGS:

BROOKLYN:

It’s a Nets Jersey. It’s black and white and it looks nice. Not everything needs to shatter molds.

MIAMI:

I wanna make a joke, but what, I’m made of stone?

KNICKS:

I like firefighters and no one can say otherwise.

BAD:

CELTICS:

LAKERS:

CAVS:

OKC:

WASHINGTON:

All the chocolate staining potential of the Chicago jersey, none of the evocative shit. These are maybe, low key, the worst one.

ATLANTA:

This evokes bees, not Hawks. Would someone please put feather texturing on these jerseys, like the world has been demanding all these years?

DETROIT:

GOD ONLY KNOWS:

WOLVES:

Look, i’ve talked a lot of shit on Grey, which is Nike’s favorite color right now I guess, but I can accept it here. Minny winters are insanely grey, wolves are grey, this all makes thematic sense. But also: good god grey is ugly. Don’t wear grey!

MAVERICKS:

WARRIORS:

MEMPHIS:

SUNS:

EXTREMELY PURPLE. Purple is my favorite color and I honestly admire how purple these are, while also wondering… how purple is too purple?

PELICANS:

These are also Purple.

BLAZERS:

HORNETS:

NUGGETS:

Nice shade of blue. Fun stripes. Otherwise: whatever.

Okay I did it, this is every uniform. Back to tracking down every last piece of information I can collect and Baron + Laura. Where do they like to go to dinner, you think?

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Official Title: Saints Row: The Third Also Known As: Saints Row 3

Genre: Adventure, Third-Person Graphic Adventure Developer: Volition Publisher: THQ ESRB Rating: Mature Release Date: November 15, 2011

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First go to your crib (make sure it’s a female) and go to wardrobe and make top less then get one of those things for the nipples and change the color to a nipple will look like.

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Before you do this, go to your crib and get at least one saint on your side. Now type in the zombie cheat which is “brains”. Then fight off the endless infected for as long as you can! (NOTE: If you have unlimited health on, it won’t be fun enough! ) Enjoy!

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Music List

Tune to the indicated station to hear the corresponding songs.

-=The Mix=-"Stand and Deliver" by Adam Ant"Fantasy" by Aldo Nova"Holding out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler"Machinehead" by Bush"Pepper" by Butthole Surfers"Epic" by Faith No More"Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood"You're The Best Around" by Joe Esposito"Return Of The Mack" by Mark Morrison"Live Wire" by Mötley Crüe"Shout At The Devil" by Mötley Crüe"No Easy Way Out" by Robert Tepper"My Adidas" by Run DMC"Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion"What I Got" by Sublime"It's My Life" by Talk Talk"Birds Fly (Whisper To A Scream)" by The Icicle Works"Funky Cold Medina" by Tone-Loc-=KRHYME=-"Gimme What You Got" by Amanda Blank"Done Did It (feat. Nicole Wray & NOE)" by Blakroc"Throw Your Hands Up" by Freeway"My Life Is A Party" by G-Eazy"Power" by Kanye West"Get It In feat. Ammo & K. Madison" by K:B"I'm Burnt [Feat. Problem]" by Kurupt"Don't Panik" by Medine"Paradise" by Mickey Factz"Quiet Dog" by Mos Def"In The Zone" by Pharoahe Monch"Fur In My Cap" by Rob Roy"Boom Bye Yeah" by Sean Price"Push Play" by Sixx John"Can't Stop Now" by Southpaw Swagger"The Countdown" by Sum Kid"93 hardcore" by Tandem"Yonkers" by Tyler, The Creator"Mirrors feat. Bun B" by Wale"Good to Go Feat Bun B" by Yelawolf-=Gen X=-"Volcanology" by Brooklyn"Diamond Eyes" by Deftones"Clarion Call" by Delphic"Stupid Grin" by Dragonette"Renegades" by Feeder"Sha La La La La" by Heavy Young Heathens"Too Fake" by Hockey"Torture" by King Khan and The Shrines"Lost Desire" by JR"Animal" by Miike Snow"Riot Rhythm" by Sleigh Bells"Next Girl" by The Black Keys"In Cauda Venemum" by The Dear Hunter"Queen Dot Kong" by The Do"El Matador" by The Lines"Born Free" by The Rassle"Stop Searching aka Sweatpants" by Valencia"Paint Yourself" by White Denim-=K12=-"Baggy Bottom Boys" by Jokers of The Scene"State of Ghetto Jackin feat. DJ Nasty" by Baobinga"Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi"A City in Florida" by deadmau5"Idealistic" by Digitalism"Pitiless" by Dilemn"Heartbeats" by Grum"Double Bubble" by Jesse No"OH NO U DON'T" by Jesse No"Angry Elephants" by Junkie XL"Wallflower" by Kevin & Carrick"Scrub Down" by Kevin Seaton"C.L.U.B." by MNDR"Neckbrace" by Ratatat"Woo Boost" by Rusko"31 Seconds To Die" by The Bloody Beetroots"Don't Break It" by Tugboat-=The Blood=-"Berzerker" by After The Burial"Runes To My Memory" by Amon Amarth"Obfuscation" by Between the Buried and Me"Perfect Weapon" by Black Veil Brides"Suicide Jag" by Chemlab"Feel Like I Do" by Drowning Pool"Apocalyptic Havoc" by Goatwhore"Regurgitated Disinformation" by Job for a Cowboy"WW III" by KMFDM"arma goddamn motherfuckin geddon" by Marylin Manson"Divinations" by Mastodon"Apologies Are For The Weak" by Miss May I"The Lotus Eater" by Opeth"Rise, Rebel, Resist" by Otep"Misanthropy Pure" by Shai Hulud"Love?" by Strapping Young Lad"Necropolis" by The Black Dahlia Murder"Farewell, Mona Lisa" by The Dillinger Escape Plan"Slow Revolution" by Tugboat"Engine Wrecker" by You Love Her Coz She's Dead.

Cheats

Printable Cheat List

Result – Code

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Player Ability –

Money ($100,000) – cheese

Weapons – letsrock

Golden Gun (one-hit kills) – goldengun

Infinite sprint – runfast

No vehicle damage – vroom

Repair car – repaircar

Add respect – whatitmeanstome

Add police notoriety – pissoffpigs

No police notoriety – goodygoody

Add gang notoriety – lolz

No gang notoriety – oops

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Vehicles –

Spawn Ambulance – giveembulance

Spawn Anchor – giveanchor

Spawn Attrazione – giveattrazione

Spawn Bootlegger – givebootlegger

Spawn Challenger – givechallenger

Spawn Commander – givecommander

Spawn Condor – givecondor

Spawn Eagle – giveeagle

Spawn Estrada – giveestrada

Spawn F69 Vtol – givevtol

Spawn Gatmobile – givegatmobile

Spawn Kanada – givekanada

Spawn Kenshin – givekenshin

Spawn Knoxville – giveknoxville

Spawn Krukov – givekrukov

Spawn Miami – givemiami

Spawn Municipal – givemunicipal

Spawn Nforcer – givenforcer

Spawn Peacemaker – givepeacemaker

Spawn Phoenix – givephoenix

Spawn Quasar – givequasar

Spawn Reaper – givereaper

Spawn Sandstorm – givesandstorm

Spawn Shark – giveshark

Spawn Specter – givespecter

Spawn Squasar – givesquasar

Spawn Status Quo – givestatusquo

Spawn Taxi – givetaxi

Spawn Titan – givetitan

Spawn Toad – givetoad

Spawn Tornado – givetornado

Spawn Vortex – givevortex

Spawn VTOL – givevtol

Spawn Vulture – givevulture

Spawn Widowmaker – givewidowmaker

Spawn Woodpecker – givewoodpecker

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Weapons –

Spawn 45 Sheperd – givesheperd

Spawn Apocafists – giveapoca

Spawn AR 55 – givear55

Spawn AS3 Ultimax – giveultimax

Spawn Baseball Bat – givebaseball

Spawn Chainsaw – givechainsaw

Spawn Cyber Blaster – givecybersmg

Spawn Cyber Buster – givecyber

Spawn D4TH Blossom – giveblossom

Spawn Electric Grenade – giveelectric

Spawn Flamethrower – giveflamethrower

Spawn Flash Bang – giveflashbang

Spawn Grave Digger – givedigger

Spawn Grenade – givegrenade

Spawn K-8 Krukov – givekrukov

Spawn KA-1 Kobra – givekobra

Spawn M2 Grenade Launcher – givelauncher

Spawn McManus 2015 – givesniper

Spawn Mini Gun – giveminigun

Spawn Molotov – givemolotov

Spawn Nocturne – givesword

Spawn RC Possesor – givecgun

Spawn Reaper Drone – givedrone

Spawn Riot Shield – giveshield

Spawn RPG Launcher – giverpg

Spawn S3X Hammer – givehammer

Spawn SA-3 Airstrike – giveairstrike

Spawn Satchel Charge – givesatchel

Spawn Shock Hammer – giverocket

Spawn Sonic Boom – givesonic

Spawn Stun Gun – givestungun

Spawn TEK Z-10 – givetek

Spawn The Penetrator – givedildo

Spawn Viper Laser Rifle – giveslm8

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Weather –

Sunny weather – clearskies

Cloudy weather – overcast

Rainy weather – lightrain

Very rainy weather – heavyrain

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World –

Advance time – ticktock

Bloody Mess – notrated

Heaven Bound (corpses rise into the air) – fryhole

Vehicle Smash – isquishyou

Drunk (drunk pedestrians) – dui

Mascots (mascot pedestrians) – mascot

Pimps and Hos (pimps and prostitutes pedestrians) – hohoho

Zombies (zombie pedestrians) – brains

More Cheats

Add Gang Notoriety:lolz Add Police Notoriety:pissofpigs Bloody Mess:notrated Clear Skies:clearskies Drunk Pedestrians:dui Give 45 Sheperd:givesheperd Give Apocafist:giveapoca Give AR 55:givear55 Give AS3 Ultimax:giveultimax Give Baseball Bat:givebaseball Give Cash:cheese Give Chainsaw:givechainsaw Give Cyber Blaster:givecybersmg Give Cyber Buster:givecyber Give D4TH Blossom:giveblossom Give Electric Grenade:giveelectric Give Flamethrower:giveflamethrower Give Flash Bang:giveflashbang Give Grave Digger:givedigger Give Grenade:givegrenade Give K-8 Krukov:givekrukov Give KA-1 Kobra:givekobra Give M2 Grenade Launcher:givelauncher Give McManus 2015:givesniper Give Mini Gun:giveminigun Give Molotov:givemolotov Give Nocturne:givesword Give RC Possesor:givecgun Give Reaper Drone:givedrone Give Respect:whatitmeanstome Give Riot Shield:giveshield Give RPG Launcher:giverpg Give S3X Hammer:givehammer Give SA-3 Airstrike:giveairstrike Give Satchel Charges:givesatchel Give Shock Hammer:giverocket Give Sonic Boom:givesonic Give Stun Gun:givestungun Give TEK Z-10:givetek Give The Penetrator:givedildo Give Viper Lazer Rifle:giveslm8 Golden Gun:goldengun Heavenbound:fryhole Heavy Rain:heavyrain Ifinite Sprint:runfast Light Rain:lightrain Mascots:mascot No Cop Notoriety:goody goody No Gang Notoriety:oops Overcast:overcast Pimps and Hos:hohoho Spawn Challenger:givechallenger Spawn Condor:givecondor Spawn Estrada:giveestrada Spawn Gat Mobile:givegatmobile Spawn Knoxville:giveknoxville Spawn municipal:givemunicipal Spawn Nforcer:givenforcer Spawn pheonix:givepheonix Spawn Reaper:givereaper Spawn Spectre:givespectre Spawn squasar:givesquasar Spawn Status Quo:givestatusquo Spawn Taxi:givetaxi Spawn Toad:givetoad Spawn VTOL:givevtol Spawns Ambulance:giveembulance Spawns Anchor:giveanchor Spawns Attrazione:giveattrazione Spawns Bootlegger:givebootlegger Spawns Challenger:givechallenger Spawns Commander:givecommander Spawns Condor:givecondor Spawns Eagle:giveeagle Spawns Estrada:giveestrada Spawns Gatmobile:givegatmobile Spawns Kanada:givekanada Spawns Kenshin:givekenshin Spawns Knoxville:giveknoxville Spawns Korbra:givekobra Spawns krukov:givekrukov Spawns Miami:givemiami Spawns Nforcer:givenforcer Spawns Peacemaker:givepeacemaker Spawns reaper:givereaper Spawns Repaircar:repaircar Spawns RPG:giverpg Spawns Sandstorm:givesandstorm Spawns satchel charge:givesatchel Spawns Shark:giveshark Spawns Sheperd:givesheperd Spawns Spectre:givespectre Spawns Status Quo:givestatusquo Spawns Titan:givetitan Spawns Toad:givetoad Spawns tornado:givetornado Spawns vortex:givevortex Spawns VTOL:givevtol Spawns Vulture:givevulture Spawns Widowmaker:givewidowmaker Spawns Woodpecker:givewoodpecker Vehicles No Damage:vroom Vehicles Smash:isquishyou Weapons:letsrock Zombies:brains

All Cheats

Brains = peds are zombieshohoho = peds are pimps and prostituesmascot = peds are mascotsgivevortex = Vortexgivespecter = flying bikegivevtol = F69 Vtolgivevulture = saints' helicoptergivecyber = Cyberdestructorgivegrenade = Grenadegivechainsaw = chainsawgiveminigun = minigungivemolotov = Molotovgiveairstrike = air strikegivedrone = Dronegiverpg = rpggivesatchel = satchelgivekrukov = K-8 Krukovgiveultimax = As3 Ultimaxgivehammer = hammergivetek = Tek z-10givekobra = Kobra Ka-1giveapoca = apocafistsgoldengun = one hit kill.

Vehicle Cheats And Codes

givemunicipal - Spawn a Municipalgivephoenix - Spawn a Phoenixgivesquasar - Spawn a Squasargivetaxi - Spawn a Taxigiveembulance - Spawn a Ambulancegiveanchor - Spawn a Anchorgiveattrazione - Spawn a Attrazionegivebootlegger - Spawn a Bootleggergivechallenger - Spawn a Challengergivecommander - Spawn a Commandergivecondor - Spawn a Condorgiveeagle - Spawn an Eaglegiveestrada - Spawn an Estradagivegatmobile - Spawn a Gatmobilegivekanada - Spawn a Kanadagivekenshin - Spawn a Kenshingiveknoxville - Spawn a Knoxvillegivekobra - Spawn a Korbragivekrukov - Spawn a Krukovgivemiami - Spawn a Miamigivenforcer - Spawn an Nforcergivepeacemaker - Spawn a Peacemakergivereaper - Spawn a Reaperrepaircar - Spawn a Repaircargiverpg - Spawn a RPGgivesandstorm - Spawn a Sandstormgivesatchel - Spawn a Satchel Chargegiveshark - Spawn a Sharkgivesheperd - Spawn a Sheperdgivespectre - Spawn a Spectregivestatusquo - Spawn a Status Quogivetitan - Spawn a Titangivetoad - Spawn a Toadgivetornado - Spawn a Tornadogivevortex - Spawn a Vortexgivevtol - Spawn a VTOLgivevulture - Spawn a Vulturegivewidowmaker - Spawn a Widowmakergivewoodpecker - Spawn a Woodpecker

All Cheats In Saints Row The Third

Add Gang Notoriety : lolz Add Police Notoriety : pissofpigs Bloody Mess : notrated Clear Skies : clearskies Drunk Pedestrians : dui Give 45 Sheperd : givesheperd Give Apocafist : giveapoca Give AR 55 : givear55 Give AS3 Ultimax : giveultimax Give Baseball Bat : givebaseball Give Cash : cheese Give Chainsaw : givechainsaw Give Cyber Blaster : givecybersmg Give Cyber Buster : givecyber Give D4TH Blossom : giveblossom Give Electric Grenade : giveelectric Give Flamethrower : giveflamethrower Give Flash Bang : giveflashbang Give Grave Digger : givedigger Give Grenade : givegrenade Give K-8 Krukov : givekrukov Give KA-1 Kobra : givekobra Give M2 Grenade Launcher : givelauncher Give McManus 2015 : givesniper Give Mini Gun : giveminigun Give Molotov : givemolotov Give Nocturne : givesword Give RC Possesor : givecgun Give Reaper Drone : givedrone Give Respect : whatitmeanstome Give Riot Shield : giveshield Give RPG Launcher : giverpg Give S3X Hammer : givehammer Give SA-3 Airstrike : giveairstrike Give Satchel Charges : givesatchel Give Shock Hammer : giverocket Give Sonic Boom : givesonic Give Stun Gun : givestungun Give TEK Z-10 : givetek Give The Penetrator : givedildo Give Viper Lazer Rifle : giveslm8 Golden Gun : goldengun Heavenbound : fryhole Heavy Rain : heavyrain Ifinite Sprint : runfast Light Rain : lightrain Mascots : mascot No Cop Notoriety : goody goody No Gang Notoriety : oops Overcast : overcast Pimps and Hos : hohoho Spawn Challenger : givechallenger Spawn Condor : givecondor Spawn Estrada : giveestrada Spawn Gat Mobile : givegatmobile Spawn Knoxville : giveknoxville Spawn municipal : givemunicipal Spawn Nforcer : givenforcer Spawn pheonix : givepheonix Spawn Reaper : givereaper Spawn Spectre : givespectre Spawn squasar : givesquasar Spawn Status Quo : givestatusquo Spawn Taxi : givetaxi Spawn Toad : givetoad Spawn VTOL : givevtol Spawns Ambulance : giveembulance Spawns Anchor : giveanchor Spawns Attrazione : giveattrazione Spawns Bootlegger : givebootlegger Spawns Challenger : givechallenger Spawns Commander : givecommander Spawns Condor : givecondor Spawns Eagle : giveeagle Spawns Estrada : giveestrada Spawns Gatmobile : givegatmobile Spawns Kanada : givekanada Spawns Kenshin : givekenshin Spawns Knoxville : giveknoxville Spawns Korbra : givekobra Spawns krukov : givekrukov Spawns Miami : givemiami Spawns Nforcer : givenforcer Spawns Peacemaker : givepeacemaker Spawns reaper : givereaper Spawns Repaircar : repaircar Spawns RPG : giverpg Spawns Sandstorm : givesandstorm Spawns satchel charge : givesatchel Spawns Shark : giveshark Spawns Sheperd : givesheperd Spawns Spectre : givespectre Spawns Status Quo : givestatusquo Spawns Titan : givetitan Spawns Toad : givetoad Spawns tornado : givetornado Spawns vortex : givevortex Spawns VTOL : givevtol Spawns Vulture : givevulture Spawns Widowmaker : givewidowmaker Spawns Woodpecker : givewoodpecker Vehicles No Damage : vroom Vehicles Smash : isquishyou Weapons : letsrock Zombies : brains.

Phone Passwords

Add Gang Notorietylolz Add Police Notorietypissofpigs Give Cashcheese Give Respectwhatitmeanstome Heavenboundfryhole Ifinite Sprintrunfast No Cop Notorietygoody goody No Gang Notorietyoops Spawn municipalgivemunicipal Spawn pheonixgivepheonix Spawn squasargivesquasar Spawn Taxigivetaxi Spawns Ambulancegiveembulance Spawns Anchorgiveanchor Spawns Attrazionegiveattrazione Spawns Bootleggergivebootlegger Spawns Challengergivechallenger Spawns Commandergivecommander Spawns Condorgivecondor Spawns Eaglegiveeagle Spawns Estradagiveestrada Spawns Gatmobilegivegatmobile Spawns Kanadagivekanada Spawns Kenshingivekenshin Spawns Knoxvillegiveknoxville Spawns Korbragivekobra Spawns krukovgivekrukov Spawns Miamigivemiami Spawns Nforcergivenforcer Spawns Peacemakergivepeacemaker Spawns reapergivereaper Spawns Repaircarrepaircar Spawns RPGgiverpg Spawns Sandstormgivesandstorm Spawns satchel chargegivesatchel Spawns Sharkgiveshark Spawns Sheperdgivesheperd Spawns Spectregivespectre Spawns Status Quogivestatusquo Spawns Titangivetitan Spawns Toadgivetoad Spawns tornadogivetornado Spawns vortexgivevortex Spawns VTOLgivevtol Spawns Vulturegivevulture Spawns Widowmakergivewidowmaker Spawns Woodpeckergivewoodpecker

Unlockables

Currently we have no unlockables for Saints Row: The Third yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Easter eggs

Currently we have no easter eggs for Saints Row: The Third yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Glitches

Currently we have no glitches for Saints Row: The Third yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Guides

Currently no guide available.

Trophies

Trophy List

A Better Person (Bronze)Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store. And Boom Goes the Dynamite (Bronze)Complete all instances of Heli Assault. Bo-Duke-En (Bronze)Hijack 50 vehicles – Dukes style. Bright Lights, Big City (Gold)Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport. Cowboy Up (Bronze)Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot. Dead Presidents (Bronze)Complete ‘When Good Heists.’. Double Dose of Pimping (Bronze)Complete all instances of Snatch. Everything is Permitted (Bronze)Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets. Fence Killa 2011 (Bronze)Complete all instances of Mayhem. Flash the Pan (Bronze)Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport. Gangstas. In Space! (Silver)Complete Act 3 in another way. Gellin’ Like Magellan (Silver)Explore every hood in Steelport. Gender Equality (Bronze)Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character. Getting the Goods (Bronze)Find 25% of all Collectibles. Go Into the Light (Bronze)Complete all instances of Guardian Angel. Gotta Break Em In (Bronze)Complete ‘The Ho Boat’. Hack the Planet (Silver)Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district. Hanging With Mr. Pierce (Silver)Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district. Haters Gonna Hate (Bronze)Kill 1000 Gang Members. Have A Reality Climax (Bronze)Complete all instances of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax. Hi-Jack It (Bronze)Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets. I Heart Nyte Blayde (Bronze)Complete ‘STAG Party’. Jumped In (Bronze)Create and share a character online. kill-deckers.exe (Bronze)Complete ‘http://deckers.die’. Kingpin (Platinum)Unlock all Trophies in Saints Row: The Third. Kuh, Boom. (Bronze)Complete Act 1 in another way. Life of the Party (Silver)Find 100% of all Collectibles. Love/Hate Relationship (Bronze)Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members. Mourning Stars (Silver)Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district. Mr. Fury Would Be Proud (Silver)Complete Act 3 in one way. Murderbrawl 31 (Bronze)Complete ‘Murderbrawl XXXI’. Once Bitten. Braaaaaaains (Bronze)Complete ‘Zombie Attack’. Opulence, You Has It (Bronze)Complete ‘Party Time’. Ouch. (Bronze)Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud. Ow My Balls! (Bronze)Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault. Pimped Out Pad (Bronze)Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory. Porkchop Sandwiches (Bronze)Complete all instances of Trail Blazing. Shake and Bake (Bronze)Complete your first Challenge. Stay Classy Steelport (Bronze)Kill 25 Gang Members each with ‘the Penetrator’ AND the Fart in a Jar. Tank You Very Much (Bronze)Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem. The American Dream (Bronze)Customize 10 vehicles. The Welcome Wagon (Bronze)Complete ‘I’m Free – Free Falling’. Third and 30 (Gold)Spend over 30 hours in Steelport. Titanic Effort (Silver)Complete Act 2. Tower Defense (Bronze)Complete Act 1 in one way. Tune In, Drop Off (Bronze)Complete all instances of Trafficking. We’re Takin’ Over (Bronze)Complete ‘We’ve Only Just Begun’. Who Loves Ya Baby (Bronze)Kill 50 brutes. You’re My Hero! (Silver)Complete ALL Challenges. You’re the Best. (Silver)Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district. Your Backseat Smells Funny (Bronze)Complete all instances of Escort.

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flauntpage · 7 years

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A Comprehensive Review Every New NBA 'City' Uniform

GOOD:

CHICAGO:

PACERS:

It has a checkered flag, like a race car. I like race cars. I like that they go vroom vroom very fast.

CLIPPERS:

Look I don’t know what the fuck is has to do with boats, or why the team is wearing Miami Dolphins colors, but teal is an NBA power color and you have to respect any team that dons it.

BUCKS:

MAGIC:

SPURS:

SIXERS:

ROCKETS:

UTAH:

Evokes the 70s, cocaine. Maravich belongs in this jersey.

KINGS:

BROOKLYN:

It’s a Nets Jersey. It’s black and white and it looks nice. Not everything needs to shatter molds.

MIAMI:

I wanna make a joke, but what, I’m made of stone?

KNICKS:

I like firefighters and no one can say otherwise.

BAD:

CELTICS:

LAKERS:

CAVS:

OKC:

WASHINGTON:

All the chocolate staining potential of the Chicago jersey, none of the evocative shit. These are maybe, low key, the worst one.

ATLANTA:

This evokes bees, not Hawks. Would someone please put feather texturing on these jerseys, like the world has been demanding all these years.

DETROIT:

GOD ONLY KNOWS:

WOLVES:

MAVERICKS:

WARRIORS:

MEMPHIS:

SUNS:

EXTREMELY PURPLE. Purple is my favorite color and I honestly admire how purple these are, while also wondering… how purple is too purple?

PELICANS:

These are also Purple.

BLAZERS:

HORNETS:

RAPTORS:

NUGGETS:

Nice shade of blue. Fun stripes. Otherwise: whatever.

Okay I did it, this is every uniform. Back to tracking down every last piece of information I can collect and Baron + Laura. Where do they like to go to dinner, you think?

A Comprehensive Review Every New NBA 'City' Uniform published first on http://ift.tt/2pLTmlv

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flauntpage · 7 years

Text

A Comprehensive Review Every New NBA 'City' Uniform

GOOD:

CHICAGO:

PACERS:

It has a checkered flag, like a race car. I like race cars. I like that they go vroom vroom very fast.

CLIPPERS:

Look I don’t know what the fuck is has to do with boats, or why the team is wearing Miami Dolphins colors, but teal is an NBA power color and you have to respect any team that dons it.

BUCKS:

MAGIC:

SPURS:

UTAH:

Evokes the 70s, cocaine. Maravich belongs in this jersey.

KINGS:

BROOKLYN:

It’s a Nets Jersey. It’s black and white and it looks nice. Not everything needs to shatter molds.

MIAMI:

I wanna make a joke, but what, I’m made of stone?

KNICKS:

I like firefighters and no one can say otherwise.

BAD:

CELTICS:

LAKERS:

CAVS:

OKC:

WASHINGTON:

All the chocolate staining potential of the Chicago jersey, none of the evocative shit. These are maybe, low key, the worst one.

ATLANTA:

This evokes bees, not Hawks. Would someone please put feather texturing on these jerseys, like the world has been demanding all these years?

DETROIT:

GOD ONLY KNOWS:

WOLVES:

MAVERICKS:

WARRIORS:

MEMPHIS:

SUNS:

EXTREMELY PURPLE. Purple is my favorite color and I honestly admire how purple these are, while also wondering… how purple is too purple?

PELICANS:

These are also Purple.

BLAZERS:

HORNETS:

NUGGETS:

Nice shade of blue. Fun stripes. Otherwise: whatever.

Okay I did it, this is every uniform. Back to tracking down every last piece of information I can collect and Baron + Laura. Where do they like to go to dinner, you think?

A Comprehensive Review Every New NBA 'City' Uniform published first on http://ift.tt/2pLTmlv

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