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#Unfortunately for him he absolutely enjoys Mihawk's company and chill vibes.
moongothic · 2 days
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Okay but has anybody made a CrocHawk Beauty and the Beast AU
#Moon posting#OP Meta#CrocHawk#Mihawk is entirely unimpressed and unshocked by Crocodile's appearance he just wants Croc to Fucking Chill#(He has the emotional maturity of a toddler and gets cranky easily)#Croc probably isn't actively out to woo anybody because he doesn't think he'd ever find someone he'd genuinely tolerate. Let alone like#Unfortunately for him he absolutely enjoys Mihawk's company and chill vibes.#Doflamingo gets Gaston's role tho where he's innitially out to marry Mihawk he becomes FERAL when he finds out about Crocodile#He catches one glimpse at the sandy bananawani monster prince and is immidiately down and BAD#Like he doesn't know what that Thing is nor what its deal is but he needs it. The Thing needs to become his.#And so he pivots to 1) trying to assassinate Mihawk without Crocodile finding out so he can 2) Woo the monster prince -> Profit#Doflamingo being a sneaky bastard he could probably find a way to snoop around Crocodile's castle (pyramid?)#And figure out that there's somekinda curse that could be broken and the inhabitants of the castle turned back into humans#Maybe the curse wasn't like Cosmic Punishment for Croc being an ass maybe he tried to make a deal with a Big Headed Witch to change his bod#And it didn't quite go as planned. But the reptile monster was still an improvement over the tiddies so he's somewhat fine with it#Sucks for the servants though#(Something about imagining the Baroque Works members as Croc's enchanted servants has me in absolute hysterics)#Anyway maybe Doflamingo could find like some old pre-curse painted portrait of the master and would be allured by the tiddy#Sucks for Mingo though 'cause after Mihawk breaks the curse Croc gets the body he wanted from the get go#So the witch did grant Croc his wish. They just had go about doing it in a Really Weird Way (heehaw)#Anyway they kill Mingo and live happily ever after (heehaw)
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