#Undefeated LV

[tsunderrated]

Do I just suck as viper? Am I missing something? I can not beat this enemy for the lv 88 quest

[freshthoughts2020]

[mulberryasher]

[Fanservant]

Huitzilopochtli

Huitzilopochtli

Japanese Name: ウィツィロポチトリ

Class: Saber

Rarity: SSR: ★★★★★

AKA: Hummingbird, Eagle, Fake Blue Tezcatlipoca, Fake Grand Saber, True Sun of Mexica

Stats: ATK: 12,831 Lv.100 Grail ATK: 14,047 HP: 14,531 Lv.100 Grail HP: 15,920

Personal Skills:

First Skill: Fifth Sun: A

Grants self-guts status for 1 times 3 turns. Increase the party’s attack for 3 turns. Increases party's critical damage for 3 turns. Charge party’s NP gauge. Grants party Invincibility Buff Block for 1 time, 3 turns. Removed the buff and changed to reduce their defense for 3 turns.

Second Skill: Tezcatl eye: EX

Increase own NP damage and critical damage for 3 turn. Charge own NP gauge and gain critical stars. Ignore Invincibility for one turn and Grant's self-invincibility for 3 attacks, 3 turns.

Third Skill: Solar: A

Increases own Buster performance for 3 turns. Increases own Arts performance for 3 turns. Reduces their defense for 3 turns. Increases own attack for 3 turns. Increases own damage against Divinity enemies for 3 turns.

Class skills:

Magic Resistance: A

Territory Creation: EX

Divine Sun: A

Appreciation of Weapons: A

Parameter:

Strength: EX

Endurance: A

Agility: EX

Mana: EX

Luck: B+

NP: EX

PROFILE

Default:

It was the most powerful deitiy, without a doubt, within the Aztec world. He was born as an undefeated, ruthless warrior on the battlefield, bloodthirsty and bloodshed field, sun and rules, rising sun to the bright sun; when the Aztecs were at war, he was the protector or sacrificed to protect the people as the god of warrior, people believe the incarnation of the sun and replace Nanahuatzin, the sun god from the Aztec Mythology.

Although Hulitzilopochtli would be best suited for the Berserker class, yet was summoned as a pseudo-servant and Saber class.

Bond 1:

Height/Weight: 188cm/80kg

Origin: Aztec Mythology

Region: Latin America, Mexica, Mexico

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Gender: Male

“All I wanted was to protect the people, but I did not. I didn’t want to be a hero or warrior. I wanted to live warmly with my siblings and people.”

A deity known as the god of warrior is considered the god of sun and incarnation of the sun. He was also the patron god of the Aztecs and the capital city of Tenochtitlan. He wielded a weapon called Xiuhcoatl, the fire serpent, and used different weapons in his arsenal during the war field. People believed that they needed human sacrifice to strengthen their efforts.

Bond 2:

Personality

Extroverted, calm yet vibe older brother.

He is a bloodthirsty warrior, aggressive to a fault yet self-sacrificed to defend his people. Until he manifested a body, his host influenced his mind more. He is becoming a lovely older brother and extroverted. His host has a mindset as a mage, and martial arts influence his critical thinking and strategy. He does not hesitate or doesn't think about himself and only thinks he protects others. He is like a big brother who lectures to others or is playful with a smile. During the battle, he is more calm and collective. He is quite a gentleman, and caring comes to others.

He gives off as someone who is enjoying his retirement. When it comes to his routine, it is frightening. He woke up very early to practice for the taijutsu basics, then practiced his magecraft, which involved materializing objects and familiarizing all varieties of weapons.

Bond 3:

As he was defined as the most powerful and honored deity on Earth within the Aztec world, other Aztec deities feared his existence and, at some point, tried to kill him. In the myths, he was a minor hunting god of the Mexica. He is the deity who guided the Mexuca people to the Valley of Mexico from their previous home. He commanded the building of a city known as Tenochtitlan, which became the capital of the Aztec Empire. Then was worshipped as the god of the sun and became the fifth sun. When the Aztecs established their new environment and quickly replaced a Tonatiuh, the sun god, Aztecs believed their worship involved human sacrifice to be his strength effort not only that they also sacrificed the warriors who died in battle.

In the earliest origin myths of Huitzilopochtli, he is described as the fourth and final son of Ometecuhtli and Omecihuatl. During the first 600 years of his life, Huitzilopochtli was born without flesh, but only a bone, and remained fleshless. Huitzilopochtli and his brothers created the world and its laws after 600 years had passed following the events that took place 600 years before. There is a version of that Coatlicue that saw hummingbird feathers fall from the sky. When she picked up, she became pregnant with Huitzilopochtil. In some versions, he protects his mother or avenges the murder of his mother against Couolzauhqui and defeats his siblings, Centzonhuītznāhua.

Bond 4:

Fifth Sun: A

He replaces Nanahuatzin as the new sun of the Aztecs.

Tezcatl Eye: EX

An ability that is the eye is like a second mana cord with magic circuits out of the body. There is clairvoyance and kinetic eyesight, which is gained to see things other than average, like seeing the inner energy of the life of all nonliving and living creatures. Can predict and know the opponent slowly. This can copy other mage’s magecraft and memorizing. There is a second phase of this eye, which can evolve and change the shape of the eye’s user, and it can use all the elements to control the opponent physically and mentally. The last ability is unique and exclusive to a person. Is still unknown of his ability because he didn’t use it during the time when he was summoned. Currently uses half the power of the Tezcatl Eye. Tezcatl Eye is only passed down to the Morarseu Clan. An unknown clan or a hidden clan was unknowingly destroyed in 1994—no record about the hidden clan, only the death of the people, and don’t know if their any survivors in the timelines of Fate/Stay Night series or Fate/Grand Order from any organization.

Solar: A

Using his own mana core connects the earth's planet to the solar sun.

Bond 5:

『Xiuhcoatl Moraresu』

Rank: EX

NP Type: Anti-Army Noble Phantasm

Range: 30-40

Maximum Targets: 100 people

Sol Blade Creation

A Noble Phantasm that creates an unlimited variety of weapons and changes the Planet field as wildfire. The place is a unique marble phantasm, sent back to the Aztec War period from the fallen wildfire field with ruined temples of the Tenochtitlan field of different weapons. He connects to the planet Earth and connects his imagination or views as his sword is morphed into a materialization. Mini energy of weapons provided by thearthet went toward his sword to complete his sword, revealing his blade in his hands. A single swing of his sword can cut the law of physics.

The blade’s name: is Xiuhcoatl Moraresu. Xiuhcoatl was a mythological serpent as a spirit form of Xiuhtecuhli. Become a weapon wielded by Huitzilopochtli. Xiuhcoatl is called a symbolic and descriptive of “fire serpent.” Xiuhcoatl is interpreted as the embodiment of the dry season and was the weapon of the sun. Moraresu is the surname of the host. It represents Huitzilopochtli using his magecraft called Atom magecraft to help his divine to create Marble Phantasm. Also, Moraresu is half-Japanese and used his influence mindset and knowledge of modern. To know Xiuhtecuhli's kind of weapon would then materialize it as a twist-shaped katana.

“As this sun fades away to become the blade who reaches this inner world. I used many weapons on this bloody battlefield, I will create the blade that I desire. Ahora ven a mí mi Xiuhcoatl Moraresu!”

Identity:

Huitzilopochtli, is a Saber Class Pseudo Servant summoned by Yukari Akiwara. He confirmed himself as a Servant and not a Grand Servant in my OC timelines of Grand/Order. Later on, Ritsuka Fujimaru of Chaldea was summoned as a still Saber.

Huitzilopochtli is a eagle deity. He was the tribal god of the Aztec people, known both as a war god and as the incarnation of the sun. The Aztecs worshipped Huitzilopochtli as the sun, causing many deaths and human sacrifices. Guided by Huizlipochtil, the Aztecs quickly largely replaced a Tonatiuh temple around the capital city of Tenochtitlan. Huitziopochtli defeated many deities in the Aztec world.

He is the final and youngest sibling and is known as the loyal and ruthless god of war, yet some myths are out of character, as he wants to protect the people or his mother. Many Divine Spirits are represented as Huitzilopochtli uses his divinity power like Tenochtitlan, the dinosaur king, and Tezcatlipoca. At some point, an aspect of him is known as Blue Tezcatlipocas from Tezcatlipoca. Can’t be summoned fully self as the god of the sun. The Servant Huitzilopochtli is a Pseudo-Servant but summoned with a human vessel named Moraresu Isamu (モラレスイサム) and also Saint Graphs identity as the god of warriors before he was known as the god of sun.

Dialogue

Summoned:

"Are you the Master? I'm Huitzilopochtli, the god of warriors. My class is Saber as a Psudeo-Servant. Let get along well, right, Master."

Summoned (Clear Shatterzone 7):

"Saber, Huitzilopochtli. Well well well, this is interesting. It looks like I'm on your side now, and I hope we get along. I will serve you as my Master."

Relationship:

Cuauhtémoc (OC):

“Cuauhtémoc is some what unique when we hangout. The first time was pretty funny. When I saw her, she gave off a vibe of an elegant lady but she was a fan girl when it come around me. I didn’t expect that from her."

MORARSEU (Caster)(OC):

“Well, well, their another person named MORARSEU. Perhaps he may have known my vessel?”

Tezcatlipoca:

"Big bro, how are you doing? Doing well after calling me the fake Huitzilopochtli and fake Grand Saber and then already giving me the nickname Eaglet. It was a bit disappointing. I thought you could change it a bit. But still, you are my older brother and still my family. I hope this time we spend our time as a family, big bro.

Quetzalcoatl:

“So you also summoned as a pseudo-servant, but why? I will just let this slide because you are you. I hope there is no fight between you and Big Bro. What now? Should I call you sister? Huh, Oneechan, then.”

Kukulkan:

“Huh? Kukulkan from the Mayan deity? This is confusing. She is a different Kukulkan than I know. So she is the sun from the lostbelt. Interesting, a new god and a new sun are rising. A new of myamily…Do you want to know if I would win against ORT-Kukulkan as my Saber Class?...... Nah, I’d Win.”

Tenochtitlan:

“So she is the embodiment of the city from Tenochtitlan. Que linda pequeña hermanita that I have. I hope we will have fun and go around the place. Master… Since I was summoned and here, you would not be alone with mi pequeña hermanita.”

Ozymandias:

“So that guy is known as king of God and the sun….I do respect him and did well as a ruler but I don’t need to worry about him.”

Senji Muramasa:

“Isn’t that one of the well-known blacksmiths, too? His blade is full of power and the will of the flame, but I can still block with my hands. Hehe.”

Karna:

“So he is Karna the son of the sun god. He should relied on other than his spear. He could join me in my routine.”

Miyamoto Musashi (LOST DATA):

“You tell me Muasahi from Alternate universe. She is completely different from I know. She is simple to get along with, and during sparring, she has indeed lived up to the title of the greatest swordmaster, but still, the Musashi I know can really make me not hold back. Maybe she can also join me in my routine with other servants.”

Miyamoto Musashi (OC):

“We finally met in Chaldea. Do you want to catch up or use the blade of our world like the old time with our previous Master?”

(He is the proper human history version and Saber Class. They were summoned by a Master named Yukari Akiwara before Ritsuka Fujimaru. That is how they met the first time.)

Cynthia:

“You also here, too? I guess Yukari’s team is back. Don’t lie to me again or use me for money making.”

(She is a pretender and the goddess of the moon from Greek mythology, as Selene is the goddess of the moon. She is also often identified as Artemis, the goddess of hunting. Her true names are Selene and Cythina, and Cythina is from the Sextus Propertius and the four bok of Elegis. She was summoned with Musashi, Huitzilopochtli with her previous Master. The funny part is that Cythina and her Master lied to him to materialize his physical form to help them with an event. But Huitzilopochtli was working as the butler then earning some quick cash because of his popularity.)

Iori Muuasahi:

“Well, we finally met, so tell me, how was your old man back when you were young? I bet it was hard to get along at first, right, or it was only me.”

Gorō Nyūdō Masamune (OC):

“That blacksmith.. I don’t know I feel he is a rival. He gives off a dangerous vibe when we sparring. Perhaps it is him or his host. Who knows, but still, he is a friendly great-grandpa.”

Celeste (OC):

“That girl, she oddly very friendly to me? What did I do to earn her trust? This is the first time I ever met her.”

(She is a rider class servant. She is the daughter of Andromeda from Greek myths and she is lostdata. She is from an alternate universe or maybe a distant future whose timeline is unknown. Her personality is similar to her mother's, but she doesn’t reveal who her father is.)

Asahina Gozen (OC):

"Gozen, I know them. Isn't he the one who defeats Masamune during the Shatterzone 5? I would love to see that battle. I bet the great-grandpa was in a cage and selling as a slave, Right....uhhhhu RIGHT?"

(Asahina Gozen is a lostbelt or a different version of Asahina Yoshihide and a Saber Class. He is from the Yōsei Nihon and a half-Yōsei who is from a clan of ōni. He is the strongest Yōsei Samurai in Yōsei Nihon. This version has the memory of his pan-human history and also adopted by the ruler of Yōsei Nihon named Umiko Hizumi)

Fusō (OC):

"Wow, isn't she the tyrant queen of Yōsei Nihon? No, it is her younger version, known as Fusō the Saviour and Fusō the Witch. I don't know but I have a bad vibe from her is not of her personlity but it her mana. Maybe she can also use marble phantasm.

(Fusō is a Caster class and lostbelt of Umiko Hizumi. An unknown person that has no record in the historical records but somehow connects to the Throne of Heroes. Her purpose is to cast the Wold's Mana in the Yōsei Nihon. Like her future adopted son, she also received memories in different way of Pan-Human History Umiko Hizumi. Fusō was the Inner Sea of the Plaent of her purpose. Hizumi is an older sister of the "Creation of Magecraft" lost in the record and Hizumi is a woman of selfish witch that wants to rule humanity in her own way)

Something you Like:

"Something I like is quite simple: my family, my people, and others who support me, like you, Master."

Something you Hate:

"What do I hate? I don’t really know. I know there are many things I can hate, like misunderstandings and my siblings, but I can’t hate them."

About the Holy Grail:

"You mean that energy supply? I’m not really that interested. I just want to focus on the extra time in Chaldea and also want to spend with my brother and sisters."

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Kenji Miyazawa card - Resplendent Banquet

Leader skill - Dreams of flying Increases Crimson atk 50% Increases Crimson hp 30% Increases sync strike rate 15% Active skill - Hmm, if there are this many balloons... Deals x5.5 Crimson dmg to all enemies Reduces Emerald enemy dmg 30% for 2 turns Sub-skill 1 - A bunny-shaped balloon, how cute Activates when 40 total beatdown orbs are cleared (36 at lv.5) Reduces skill cooldown by 1 turn Sub-skill 2 - I'm going to explore the venue a bit! Activates when an ADA character is in the team Reduces Emerald enemy dmg by 110 for 1 turn (135 at lv.5) Memo Miyazawa Kenji, dressed in white, enjoying the banquet. Reminded of his hometown by the abundance of foliage decorating the hall, he appears to be even happier than usual. He thoroughly enjoys the delicious dishes on offer without a care for his habit of falling asleep once his stomach is full. Quotes "A place filled with nature like this reminds me of Ihatov. It may not be a luxurious village, but it's a nice and calming place." "Blue and yellow balloons, like the sky and sunflowers! Sunflowers always face the sun. Isn't it nice being able to move forward undefeated by the rain and the wind?!" "Kunikida-san said no matter what happens, I can go ahead and eat since everyone's here. How nice of him! A full stomach sure does make me happy!" Affiliation: Armed Detective Agency Crimson affinity Atk: 1930 (Max) | 192 (Base) Hp: 7785 (Max) | 912 (Base) Support type

He's available from the Resplendent Banquet scout & the Kenji Birthday scout (EN & JP)

[whyyourteamisgood]

2024 Week 6

BUF - Josh Allen is the only starting QB who has yet to throw an INT this season

NE - JaMychal Hasty has 214 kick return yards, second best in the AFC

MIA - The Dolphins have allowed 798 passing yards this season, second fewest in the league

NYJ - Garrett Wilson has 41 receptions, most in the AFC

BAL - Justin Tucker is a perfect 21/21 on extra points, best in the league

PIT - Donte Jackson leads the AFC with 3 INTs

CLE - Corey Bojorquez had an 84 yard punt, the longest in the league this year

CIN - Ja'Marr Chase has 565 receiving yards, second most in the league

TEN - Jha'Quan Johnson is tied for the league lead with 16 punt returns

JAX - Brian Thomas's 85 yard TD catch is the longest in the AFC this year

IND - Rigoberto Sanchez has 17 punts inside the 20, tied for most in the league

HOU - Ka'imi Fairborn has made 8 50+ yard FGs, tied for most in the league

KC - The Chiefs are the only undefeated team left in the AFC

LV - Brock Bowers leads all TEs with 37 receptions

LAC - The Chargers defense has allowed 13.2 points per game, fewest in the league

DEN - Patrick Surtain averages 50 yards per INT return, best in the league

DAL - Brandon Aubrey is tied for the league lead with 60 points

WAS - Austin Seibert is tied for the league lead with 60 points

PHL - Braden Mann averages 51.1 yards per punt, best in the NFC

NYG - Dexter Lawrence has 7 sacks, leading all DTs

GB - Brayden Narveson has hit 16 extra points without a miss, best in the NFC

CHI - Caleb Williams has 9 passing TDs, tops among rookie QBs

DET - Jared Goff leads the league with 8.9 yards per attempt

MIN - Justin Jefferson's 97 yard TD catch is the longest in the league this year

NO - Rashid Shaheed averages 15.89 yards per punt return, tops in the league

TB - Baker Mayfield leads all NFC QBs with a 109.4 QB rating

ATL - Troy Andersen averages 47 yards per INT return, tops in the NFC

CAR - Chuba Hubbard has 485 yards rushing second most in the NFC

SEA - Laviska Shenault averages 33.55 yards per KR, tops in the league

LAR - Braden Fiske is tied for the league lead with 2 fumble recoveries

ARI - Kyler Murray averages 8.7 yards per carry, tops in the league

SF - Fred Warner leads the league with 4 forced fumbles

[v-yx-v]

Unplug yourself

- YV

[segredosjogados]

Let it burn

✨🖤🦐

When you got hired to teach Jack Harlow how to dance, you got a little nervous. You knew who Jack was and he was a player, but did he have the moves?

It took two weeks to find out he actually did. Jack was learning easily the steps and doing his homework. He recorded himself dancing, missing some steps, ok, and sending to you whenever the time zone was. So he invited you to go to South America with him so he would be sharp for Grammys night. 

You hesitated because you could not leave the studio behind but everybody encouraged you to go. It's a work trip you assured yourself. 

Even though Jack was a fast learner, he was also a good flirter. Dancing something in slow tempo was always a challenge. Jack too close to your neck, moving behind you at the same time as you was something out of this world. And he loved it as much as you did. 

This one night you taught him how to make the moves for "Burn" by Usher. It started off slowly, face to face. Then two steps aside, and you took the lead because he was supposed to chase you. Having his fresh breath and the undefeated LV fragrance hunting you made it more special. After, for the chorus, you had to be too close, almost touching lips. 

"You're making it difficult" he said during the dance. You closed your eyes. 

"Follow it, Jack, we can't" you said. 

"Why not, ma, nobody's here, you're making me burn" he replied. You finally gave in. You were the first to touch lips. Jack responded immediately, pulling you closer from your waist. He bit your lips, making you groan in response, but loosing your body to his touch. You caressed his sweaty curly hair, tracing down later to his spine. Your bodies were so close that from afar they would be seen as one. The song kept on repeat, you two not detaching lips for no reason. 

"Can... we..." he started saying in between the kiss but before he finished it, you replied. 

"Yes, but here?" you smiled a little, getting more burn from the though of doing it on the dance flor. 

Jack grabbed you by the waist and you curled your legs around his waist. He took you to the wall, never breaking the kiss. He was between your legs and the New Balance's sports shorts he had made it so easy to notice everything. You kept your eyes closed, sinking in every movement he made with your body. Your breath matched his. 

"Just... go down" he said. You nodded. You stood on your feet and turned around. Jack moved around so he was facing the huge room mirror that went from one wall to another. You kneeled, pulling his pants down, seeing his muscle move angrily in front of you, needy. You took it in, letting the music tempo dictate your pace. Jack's breath was out of control. He coordinated your head to get you to go deeper or a way he wanted. It was easy to do it. You felt his knees trembling from time to time, which made you mentally understand he was being pleased. When he came, you let it in. You stood up again, pecking his lips and picking up his hand and guiding it to your dancing pants. You needed that, and he was down for it. He let you guide his hand. He loved it, so did you. A gentle moan came from your mouth. Then the movements got circular, repetitive, faster, stronger. Jack let you burn for quite some time, seeing your face melt in pleasure. 

When you finished, you embraced each other like you knew one another from ages. Your heart was fast like a Nascar car, and his chest wasn't that heavy on yours. 

This one night was the reason you didn't want to go. After that, Jack kept treating you like merely his teacher. But the flirting was over. He was following the steps like a robot sometimes. The fun was over. You felt so ridiculous. You let his charm fool you. And it could destroy your reputation or career. The invitation to go to South America was so out of place... but you went. 

------ I'm a fan of loose ends girlies, enjoy this one --------

[undefeatedinc]

UNDEFEATED X ROKIT “THE MONEY TEE”

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Undefeated x Converse “One Star” Pack

[the-endless-storm]

Nuzlocke Shield Final Part

Part Six

Time to get the road to Challenge Cup finished. Of course, gotta have another cut scene with Hop to slow everything down again. I turned major cut scenes off so I can skip all the train boringness and get right to the snowy Route 10.

Let's get the encounter out of the way, and it's everyone's favourite bug Snom

Snocaine - Snom (m) Shield Dust Brave (Spd up / Atk down) “It likes to fight!”

I don’t have the will or inclination to get Snom's happiness up to evolve it at this point in the game, so it's going into a box until I can sell it off to a drug lord.

This route is so short and so boring.

Wyndon is awesome, but like all the cities and towns before it, it's so EMPTY. There's only a handful of buildings you can go in and one or two streets. In Pokemon games gone you could go into every house, but there's just nothing of interest here. A giant pokemart would not go amiss.

Changed my hair. Gotta look flash for the championship.

Vs Marnie

Marnie was easy, even though her Toxicroak went for a Swagger and Sucker Punch combo that nearly knocked out Cyanide.

Point of interest, you can leave via the lift in between matches. And you can also set up a camp. Why? Who knows. Programming oversight no doubt.

Vs Hop

Hop is still as annoying as ever, “I knew you'd use a super effective attack!” Well no shit Sherlock, it's only the fundamental basics of Pokemon battling.

Fucking Body Slam Dubwool paralysis hax!

And a Full Restore, the dirty fucker. Two can play at that game.

I swear to god, he paralysed me as soon as I cured it. At least he's causing Stamina to increase the damage of Body Press, his ultimate downfall.

Snorlax eats a Body Press and went down in one. So does Corviknight. Pincurchin and Earthquake don’t mix. Now I’m past the cheating Dubwool, I’m not even getting paralysed. That said, I swap out Bullseye for Pina Colada to face his Inteleon. God I hate Inteleon's design. I hate all the final start forms.

Dancing Pineapple Kappa 1 - 0 Skinny Emo Gecko

Ugh. Bring back the Elite Four. All this running around mini Team Yell guess who nonsense takes you away from the drama of the final challenge. Just. So. Many. Cut. Scenes. To. Stop. And. Button. Mash. Through!

Also, why does the game just suddenly drop the name Macro Cosmo out of nowhere? It's never mentioned in any dialogue yet we're expected to know it's the name of Rose's company? I guess it's meant to invoke the feeling of an evil team name, since Team Yell have suddenly joined you and there's now a protagonist shaped hole in the game.

“Security footage released by Macro Cosmo show champion semi finalists James and Hop causing chaos with recently eliminated challenger Marnie and brother Piers whilst accompanied by known trouble makers Team Yell. After causing a stampede that endangered the lives of many at the monorail station, the two stormed Rose Tower for no apparent reason. Because of this outlandish and un-sportsmanship behaviour, the two have been disqualified from the championship and black listed from ever taking part in the future. Up next... Curry. Can we find anything else to eat?”

Anyway. The tower and Oleana are nothing to worry about.

I really wish I could have found a better Ice TM or TR than Icy Wind before going into the final battle. None of the Watt Traders have Ice beam and there's not a single Ice type raid battle going on anywhere.

Bede was a push over, as usual.

Why do they have this cool tournament set up, but never randomise it? It's always Nessa, Alistair/Bea and Raihan. Never anyone else. Just once I'd like to re-battle a full team from Milo or Kabu. I know you have a chance to do it in rematches post game, but by that point your so highly levelled that’s there's absolutely zero challenge. Mini rant over.

Vs Nessa

Spritz drops a Sticky Web to slow Nessa's Pokemon down then systematically obliterates each one with a thunderbolt.

Vs Alistair - Chamomile endures a hit which triggers Weak Armor, gets off a Nasty Plot and with a Full Restore in the mix gets rid of all the pesky ghosts. I was a little worried, as I don’t have any Pokemon that resist ghost attacks but it turned out fine in the end.

Vs Raihan

Bullseye weathers a super effective Muddy Water from Goodra, then just like his team mates defeats everything with single attacks.

So glad I turned cut scenes off.

Mum is outside your house like “Ok sweetie, you and your friend go into the dangerous woods to search for an ancient Pokémon and then go stop the leader of the country from restarting the apocalypse. Do you want some cookies? You're such a strong Pokemon trainer.” No wonder all the kids are missing parents it's a wonder anyone survives.

There's meant to be a giant black cloud over Hammerlocke, but I flew in and whilst the music has changed, nothing else has. It's dark in the middle of the day, but all the people are still standing around chatting shit. I guess the developers thought everyone would go straight into the Weald instead of doubling back. Poor show.

I get an encounter in the Slumbering Weald, and first off it's a Corviknight. Been so long since I encountered this line, but it's still a dupe. Then I KO'd a Munna. I really don’t think it matters anymore, I only have two major battles to go before the end of the game.

Cut scene. Run forward a bit. Cut scene. Run forward a bit. Cut scene. Run forward a bit. Still need my hand held at this point in the game. Frankly I’m surprise Hop doesn’t decide he wants another battle at this point.

“We've evacuated Hammerlocke. Except the people inside their houses, they have chosen to stay. Something about trusting their chairman no matter what he does. Spooky huh?”

Cut scene. Run forward a bit. Cut scene.

Vs Rose - Otis. Fire attacks.

Cut scene. Run forward. Cut scene. Run forward. Cut scene. There is just NO let up.

Did the undefeated Champion just try to catch a resurrected legendary Pokemon in a basic Pokeball?

Bullseye gets a crit Earthquake and knocks Eternatus out in one go.

GMax Eternatus is impressive. Hats off to the designers here, it looks terrifying. The first and only time in the game where something feels like a threat.

And Hop helps out with his Dubwool again. Super helpful.

Cyanide falls in battle, as Eternatus focuses all its attacks on me and Hop helps by using the least effective move he has and doing almost no damage at all. A toast to Slowbro.

Cyanide is KO'd.

I take Jett out of storage, ram as many XP candies as I can down her throat and head in to fight Leon.

Vs Leon - Finally.

Otis knocks out Aegislash with two Fire Lashes

Haxorus is a bit of a tough one, as the only SE attack I have for a dragon is Icy wind on PC. Bullseye survives an Outrage but only does half damage with Earthquake, and switching to Jett almost gets her taken out in one hit. Two hits, she's gone. I bring Bullseye back in and spam some Potions, maybe I can get a free shot in once the Stamina starts to kick in. This isn’t what the crowd want to see but, but I just saved the world so fuck em.

Jett is KO'd

Yep, it takes a minute or two, but once I have 3 Stamina boosts I can Body Press the fuck out of this dragon.

Seismitoad starts off with Toxic, which was a wasted move. Leon uses a Full Restore, so I will too. I’m going to Body Press to victory.

Cinderace meet Body Press.

Fuck, I can’t use Body Press on Dragapault. Chamomile lands two Sucker Punches but gets knocked out a second Shadow Ball. Spritz survives a Flamethrower but isn’t strong enough or fast enough to land a second hit. Pina swaps in to take the Flame Thrower AND a Shadow Ball then KOs Dragapault with Icy Wind. I guess it did come in useful after all.

Chamomile is KO'd

I know Charizard will be faster than me, I just have to hope I can survive long enough to do damage to it. I send out Otis first, who can at least absorb fire attacks and has an electric attack to use. Max Rockfall almost KOs me but Max Lightning does half damage. I use a Full Restore, and I think between the sandstorm damage to Zara and the up boost from my leftovers another Max Lightning will seal the deal.

Yaaaaaas!

Ya boi is the Champion.

I’m not playing Pokemon again until Crown Tundra comes out this was a chore.

The band that plays during the credits, the least they could have done is used some custom animation that didn’t look like they were attacking, and made the music sound like it was being played. There's no drum beat.

Final Team

Bullseye - Mudsdale (lv 64)

Otis - Heatmor (lv 64)

Pina Colada - Ludicolo (lv 64)

Spritz - Vikavolt (lv 64)

Boxed

Joltik, Slowpoke, Charjabug, Croagunk, Oddish, Snorunt

Sizzlepede, Sneasel, Chubcoo, Lombre, Pelipper, Carcoal

Machoke, Dubwool, Shelmet, Sandaconda, Delibird, Cramorant

Jigglypuff, Chansey, Snom, Eternatus

Losses

Bandit the Nickit - Knocked out by a fat squirrel

Gumball the Tympole - Devoured by a centipede with a moustache

Castlevania the Rookidee - Torn apart by a cute mole

HaagenDazs the Vanillite - Murdered in an act of revenge by a smelly frog

Ddraig the Druddigon - Speared by a selfish shellfish

Cyanide the Slowbro - Smote by a god

Jett the Toxtricity - Defeated by the Champion

Chamomile the Poltergeist - Defeated by the Champion

Thanks for anyone that has been following along. Maybe one day I’ll do another playthrough. Hopefully we’ll see Diamond and Pearl remakes, and I would love to do a mono-type playthrough at some point. Not a Nuzlocke though, as interesting as it is, the restrictions irritate me.

Shameless Plug - Please follow @wales-dex for my fakemon.

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Dope Day

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J Balvin in Louis Vuitton and Nike Outfits

J Balvin shared pictures on Instagram with friends wearing Louis Vuitton Shearling Embossed Monogram Jacket (sold out), LV Pop Sunglasses ($680.00), and Nike Dunk Low SP Undefeated 5 On It Black ($123.00).

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Kenji Miyazawa card - Robust Appetite

Leader skill - Hunger manifestation Increases Emerald hp 65% Reduces enemy dmg 10% Reduces skill cooldown by 1 turn for Emerald characters Active skill - Once we're done, let's get some beef bowls! Increases Emerald atk 100% for 2 turns Triples beatdown gauge fill rate for 2 turns Sub-skill 1 - Okay... Thanks for the food! Activates when 50 total Emerald orbs are cleared (42 at lv.5) Completely fills beatdown gauge Sub-skill 2 - My stomach's so empty! Activates when 9 total beatdown orbs are cleared (6 at lv.5) Reduces 1 random enemy's dmg by 200 for 1 turn (225 at lv.5) Memo Miyazawa Kenji, a member of the Armed Detective Agency. Despite being new to the agency, his supernatural ability, "Undefeated By The Rain," and his cheery personality help him complete a variety of tasks assigned to him. He gives thanks before sitting down to a delicious beef bowl. Quotes "You can trust the agency. Everyone's so warm and welcoming." "City people are so nice!" "Cities are so cool! Everything's so interesting!" Affiliation: Armed Detective Agency Emerald affinity Atk: 1621 (Max) | 199 (Base) Hp: 9736 (Max) | 1046 (Base) Special type

He's available from the Ultra Ability Fest scout, the Ability Fest scout, the Atsushi Awakening scout & the Kenji Birthday scout (EN & JP)

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2024 - Week 5

BUF - The Bills are tied for the AFC lead with 8 rushing TDs

NE - The Patriots are tied for the league lead with 14 punts inside the 20

MIA - The Dolphins average 16 yards per punt return, tops in the AFC

NYJ - The Jets are tied for the AFC lead with 190 pass attempts

BAL - The Ravens lead the league with 211.2 rushing yards per game

PIT - The Steelers have 6 INTs, most in the AFC

CLE - The Browns allow a 57.7% completion percentage, second lowest in the league

CIN - The Bengals lead the league with 12 passing TDs this season

TEN - The Titans have allowed only 243.8 yards per game, fewest in the league

JAX - The Jags have a 53 yard punt return, the longest in the AFC this season

IND - The Colts lead the AFC with 8.14 yards per pass attempt

HOU - The Texans lead the league with 272.4 passing yards per game

KC - The Chiefs are the last remaining undefeated team in the AFC

LV - Brock Bowers leads all TEs with 28 receptions

LAC - The Chargers have allowed only 12.5 points per game, fewest in the league

DEN - The Broncos have 19 sacks, most in the AFC

DAL - The Cowboys lead the NFC with 271.6 passing yards per game

WAS - The Commanders lead the NFC with 178.4 rushing yards per game

PHL - The Eagles allow a 59.6% completion percentage, lowest in the NFC

NYG - The Giants have 22 sacks, most in the league

GB - The Packers have forced 7 fair catches on punts, most in the NFC

CHI - The Bears have allowed only 294.8 yards per game, fewest in the NFC

DET - The Lions have faced 83 rushing attempts, fewest in the league

MIN - The Vikings are the last remaining undefeated team in the NFC

NO - The Saints have allowed only 475 punt yards, tied for fewest in the league

TB - The Bucs are tied for the NFC lead with 11 TD passes

ATL - The Falcons have allowed only 4 first downs due to penalty, fewest in the league

CAR - The Panthers lead the league with 17 kick returns

SEA - The Seahawks lead the league with 143 completions

LAR - The Rams have faced 128 pass attempts, fewest in the NFC

ARI - The Cardinals lead the NFC with 5.55 yards per carry

SF - The Niners lead the league with 8.75 yards per pass attempt

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