#Uncas morton

[miffy-junot]

Uncas Morton for @iron--and--blood!!! I hope you like it <3

[doueverwonder]

Morton: How are we supposed to get a baby?

Bertha: Well, I was thinking we--Otto put your shirt back on--I was thinking we could adopt.

[iron--and--blood]

the fact that the mafy/minna reversal is legitimately a really good way of showing morton's character growth across almost a decade and it was probably unintentional on motley's part makes me want to slam my head into a wall

[howl-at--the-sun]

likes fictional gay people because theyre helplessly romantic and adorable. undiagnosed autism (specific time period/person edition). would kill if it meant figuring out the true reason as to why motley named his self insert fucking. uncas morton

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*does the pspspspspspsps thing to the MH fandom*

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uhhhhhh Rabenmark x Morton 👉👈

(shhhh ignore the clothes i couldn't find anything actually accurate)

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Toggenburg: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.

Morton: Yes.

Toggenburg: Which means they like both boys and girls.

Morton: Ye- wait, what-

Rabenmark: Toggenburg, that's not what bilingual means-

Toggenburg: Shhh, it's okay Morton. I still love you, man.

Morton & Rabenmark: …

Toggenburg: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

[doueverwonder]

Lackland: I hope you all make it to adulthood!

Rabenmark: That’s a great prayer.

Morton: A needed one.

Toggenburg: A needed one indeed.

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Designated drivers in the Morton’s hope modern au ✨

Lackland - half the time isn’t even out with them and gets called at 3 am, also drinks less generally because he hates being hungover.

Bertha - the ‘oh shit we forgot we needed a designated driver’ driver, she’s already had two drinks but tbh by the time they’re headed home she’ll be good. (do not try this at home)

Judith - very good at remembering she’s the designated driver, but hates being it, will show up early and have a few drinks just to avoid it.

Morton - Does good for an hour or so then gets peer pressured by Otto into drinking, doesn’t have a German drivers license either so if they got pulled over he’d be fucked.

Rabenmark - He started pregaming two hours before they went out, he’s 3 light beers and two vodka shots in already. Do not let him drive.

Toggenburg - flunked its drivers test multiple times I trust drunk Bertha to get them home safely more than I do a completely sober Hermann

[doueverwonder]

The Motley Crew for @iron--and--blood <3

(as always none of the images belong to me)

[doueverwonder]

Morton: What’s the announcement, Rabenmark?

Rabenmark: It’s a lecture. Toggenburg’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.

Lackland: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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another MH fic on your tumblr dash? more likely than you think!

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Morton: I wonder what Rabenmarks type is.

Bertha: Blue eyes, kind, Goethe fan.

Morton: Huh, sounds like me. Too bad he doesn’t like me.

Bertha: did I mention oblivious?

Morton: no?

Bertha: okay, just checking.

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Everyone else: you and Pappenheim could be twins!

Morton:

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Morton: Can I have a moment alone?

Lackland, leaving the room: Of course.

Morton, leaning over the casket: I know you're not dead.

Rabenmark, opening one eye: Yeah no shit.

[doueverwonder]

Uncas Morton