#Umino iruka

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-0

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kotetsu : Why do you look like that?

Iruka, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Kotetsu : Like you’re dead.

Iruka: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Izumo : Iruka accidentally called Kakashi “babe” in front of everyone today.

Iruka: *sobs into the floor*

[oh-no-its-bird]

Im listening to revolting children from Matilda on loop for the like 10th time in a row. Got me thinking thoughts.

No one asked me the specifics of how this would work, but like:

AU where the childen of Konoha just fucking revolt. Just straight up say "nah fuck this" and revolt against the entire shinobi system. Tear it down from the ground up by simply refusing to participate, leaving Konoha stranded without an entire generation of soldiers to command

Iruka Mrs.Honey,,,,,,,,

Again: do not ask me the specifics of how this would work or how they'd get there. Maybe in this AU we really lean into the bleak, child soldier side of Konoha? Like, they fucked up by not making the lessons child-friendly enough to keep them distracted w the sparkles and coolness of the shinobi world. Used too firm a hand on their kids, was a pile of explosives just waiting for a matchstick

This somehow gets in the way of the Uchiha massacre bc ofc it does (which also means Itachi gets to join the revolting children let's go)

Make it funnier and bigger, their revolts somehow spread to the other villages. The entire fucking shinobi village system is suddenly facing a major crisis: their children don't want to follow orders anymore.

Make it a "Hey let's unionize the jinchuriki" au too, they're backing up the kids let's go (plus there are quite a few who are children themselves, so that works out nicely)

Lean into like the education differences of (big) clan kids vs (small) clan kids vs civilian kids and the countless restrictions on each class, in and out of home.

You have these like, super repressed clan kids who have never known anything but the blind obedience they've been taught (could especially have fun w the Hyuuga here) but you also have these clan kids who've potentially been told and taught to keep their head down, but like, at home yk they may or may not get to be a real kid— but suddenly they can't be that anymore, bc they have to be a shinobi. And just the clashing educations and spirits of all the different upbringing between them, etc. And how they might rub off on eachother in the worst ways possible (for the adults)

Just. The kids of Konoha throwing a collective tantrum. It'd be funny!

[dahtwitchi]

Previous happenings link

(Can u spot the issue? x3)

[those-two-guys]

Iruka: You use humour to deflect your trauma. Kakashi: Awww, thanks- Iruka: That’s not a good thing. Kakashi: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

[dailyirukapics]

😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

[bonanza-tact]

Sometimes a calm afternoon with your adopted son is what you might need

[a-ard]

naruto x bleach au

[ahofroggo]

I love iruka and his family

[summerhighlandfalls]

I love you Naruto timeline never stop being fucked up and confusing

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi : Iruka! I can't do this stupid math by myself!

Iruka: What’s the math problem?

Kakashi : Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

[rutbort]

Art dump+kkir

[skykashi]

Look at these new beautiful official illustrations from Borutage game 😍❤️

[cadriox]

Baby iruka’s chunin exam

[irukaamerite]

Some new and old doodles

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

THEY ARE HUSBANDS UR HONOR

LIKE WHAT DO U MEAN KAKASHI TRUSTS IRUKA TO SEE HIS FACE?! WHAT DO U MEAN BY THAT?! HUH?!

LOOK IRUKA EVEN SCOLDS HIM LIKE A VERY ANNOYED WIFE TOTALLY DONE WITH HER HUSBANDS ANTICS

AND KAKASHI NOT EVEN EXCUSING HIS ACTIONS JUST STRAIGHT UP SAYING SORRY

LOOK:

HE'S SO SHEEPISH HERE LIKE 'PLZ FORGIVE ME I DON'T WANT THE SOFA'

OMG LOOK THEY BICKER! LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

I LOVE THEM SM. I CANT TELL U.