#Ulmo's Maia are probably the most up to date to the modern world out of all Maia

[ryoalouette]

Maglor, from modern Middle Earth: out of curiosity, has anyone talked to uh, the Maia steering the moon lately? 

Thranduil, realizing what Maglor is about to ask: (well then, here’s a form of entertainment ig)

Finrod: You mean Tirion?

Maglor: Yes him, Tyelko’s ex-buddy. Did he say anything odd while up there?

Finrod: Hmmm. I dunno, we can ask?

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Maglor: EY OSSE YA DUMP HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF YA FELLOW UP THERE IN THE SKY?

Osse: WHICH ONE YA BASTARD?

Maglor: THAT STUCK UP HUNTER

Osse: ‘SAID SOMETHING ABOUT SOME ODD METAL AND WEIRDASS MORTAL-SHAPED- POKING HIS ASS WITH SOME FLAG

Finrod: Wot??