#USAManor! US Navy

[ask-the-usa-manor]

Vanessa: Iowa, why are you in my feed trough? *squints* Kansas, what are doing with my corn? *sees Florida teaching a baby alligator to swim in her water trough* DAAD! The status are being weird!

“And the sea is filled with water,” US Navy laughed, “Ignore them. They get worse if you give them attention.”

[ask-the-usa-manor]

WAIT ISNT VANESSA A COW HOW CAN THEY TALK

I have missed so much lore

“A mysterious Anon put a translator in our ask box and Navy snatched it to put it on Vanessa,” US Space Force filled in, “That’s all that happened, no biggie. Or at least that’s what Navy says. I have no idea were the Anon got the technology, or how it even works. I’m truly disturbed, but I have a feeling questioning things would only make it worse.”

[ask-the-usa-manor]

Vanessa: *staring out the window at Christmas inflatables* Father, what are those things in the yard? And why are they glowing?

Inflateable yard santa: * is animatronic and waves*

Vanessa: Father, should I get the missile launcher?

“Sure, Christmas is over now,” US Navy agreed, “Plus, it’d be pretty interesting to see a cow use a missile launcher.”