#UNLESS the bisexuality and impotence is gonna be relevant later *glances at benitez* 👀 ... ? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

godslittlesadge · 12 days ago

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Conclave book so far has been more hilarious than anything because its just Lomeli either going (shaking fist) "haven't I suffered enough" at anything his literal profession he chose asks him to do or Oversharing So Much i.e. beginning of chapter 5 which has my homie hitting me with many unneeded informations like *SLAP* I've never had sex *SHAKES* I'm bisexual *HEADBUTT* I have prostate cancer *RIGHT HOOK* I feel so alone. like. I feel like I didnt need to know all that but sure

#conclave #UNLESS the bisexuality and impotence is gonna be relevant later *glances at benitez* 👀 ... ?#the audiobook enhances this “old man oversharing at the cashier” vibe even more cause the narrator is weirdly good at #doing an old tired clerical priest voice #my homie lomeli is the opposite of unreliable narrator. he's so reliable in fact i wish he was so a little less. please

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