#UHM. IDK WHAT ELSE TO TAG.

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// OR, in other words, I was inspired by blogs like @aita-alternia @alternian-advice @alternia-legal-advice @alternian-mutant-madness @idiots-of-alternia @alternian-relationship-advice @quadrant-horror-stories and everyone else making homestuck gimmick blogs like this and wanted to join in LMAO

//I may be a lot late to the party but the idea is I wanted to make somewhere where everyone who was making these kind of blogs could sorta.. promote themselves? So that its easier to find everyone and stuff? So you're welcome to do that, OR you can also advertise the other typical stuff like fake businesses or other troll get togethers and stuff. or like previously mentioned you can just advertise to everyone how much one specific troll sucks. Whatever you want! Be creative, have fun, etc etc :]!!!! the definition of what an advertisement is here is Very Broad LMAO there's no wrong way to do it!! (probably.)

// (also for the record, I'm about to introduce the in-character mod in a second LMAO ive just gotta finish drawing something first!!)

[ficklejarr]

have some focallette fluff before they go thru divorce / neuvillette becomes widowed (idk) in the next genshin update!!!!1!1!

[octylish]

*Roblox "yummy!" sound effect repeated for about a minute straight*

[lovelovesketchsketch]

Woooo!

[superbellsubways]

silly lobster mascot from that one banner

[unculturedswine69]

Hey yall! im super late with these (ive been...way too busy sadly) but happy birthday to my fave lil guy ever! juza is a very important character to me so i just had to show my love somehow <33

ive been really into idol things lately so i tried designing an idol outfit for juza! i took some inspiration from some idolmaster dresses and tried to also relate it to his original outfit :) hope you all enjoy!

now i will go back to my inactivity :')

[artfartt]

[rain-on-wax-feathers]

nonhuman burr, washington, and eliza!!!

[gvnuzi]

DAY 1- STARS

Day 1 of md week! Wohoo!

Uzi in spAaAaAce

[jhawk]

Drawing of my friend as Yuji on some stupid Fortnite lobby

[malwar-e]

im.. super into postal rn so expect ... that a lot

[tired-homie]

hmm

if Two and Four were. related for a while.. would Four be British or Two would not be British???

[calistra1star]

ah yes lying is fun the best thing to lie in student reflections

I’ve helped my home group by being a team player and a hard worker (I sit in the corner and hope no one talks to me)

a subject I’ve improved in English I feel much more confident (I still get 55%s)

I’ve made new friends (I literally haven’t end of convo)

like it’s highschool why do I need to write this

[braind3adbeetle]

Pspspspsps one night at flumpty’s fans are you guys still alive👁👁

[lovelovesketchsketch]

Apple dash doodles.

[aceloha]

WAAAAGHAAUauag it’s awesome s4 HCs!!! very normal and epic video!

also bellow here is the normal refs. they don’t spin!!!!!!

like and subscribe!!!

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