#UHM. IDK WHAT ELSE TO TAG.

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// OR, in other words, I was inspired by blogs like @aita-alternia @alternian-advice @alternia-legal-advice @alternian-mutant-madness @idiots-of-alternia @alternian-relationship-advice @quadrant-horror-stories and everyone else making homestuck gimmick blogs like this and wanted to join in LMAO

//I may be a lot late to the party but the idea is I wanted to make somewhere where everyone who was making these kind of blogs could sorta.. promote themselves? So that its easier to find everyone and stuff? So you're welcome to do that, OR you can also advertise the other typical stuff like fake businesses or other troll get togethers and stuff. or like previously mentioned you can just advertise to everyone how much one specific troll sucks. Whatever you want! Be creative, have fun, etc etc :]!!!! the definition of what an advertisement is here is Very Broad LMAO there's no wrong way to do it!! (probably.)

// (also for the record, I'm about to introduce the in-character mod in a second LMAO ive just gotta finish drawing something first!!)

[ficklejarr]

have some focallette fluff before they go thru divorce / neuvillette becomes widowed (idk) in the next genshin update!!!!1!1!

[octylish]

*Roblox "yummy!" sound effect repeated for about a minute straight*

[alqueni]

Nothing to say here so uh... Yay!

[lovelovesketchsketch]

Woooo!

[michaelisforgetful]

CH. 3 "Bullet Points" Page 6

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[superbellsubways]

silly lobster mascot from that one banner

[stankerwanker]

I dont remember if I post this or not soooo yeah I made this like in may?? I don't remember it's a vampire au and uhm yeah that's it

This is probably my favourite drawing I did this year(I didn't ever drew this much this year but this is my favorite art style)

[rain-on-wax-feathers]

nonhuman burr, washington, and eliza!!!

[askthemactav]

(Dipi talks | Okay, this is gonna the the explanation, sorry if it's all a bit disjointed but everything is currently crazy and just... Yeah.

So to start with. My dog died, which really really sucks he was such a sweet boy, one and a half years old. He was really smart too. Apparently smart enough to learn to open the doors. And he got out.

He always had decent road sense so he didn't get hit by a car, but I live in Australia. We have kangaroos. And they do this think of standing in water if there's a threat, often dogs, and when the dog gets close, they drown it.

Unfortunately this happened to my dog and he didn't make it. So I was already struggling quite a bit, because I loved him to bits, and now he is gone. He was also partially trained to help me. Not a fully registered service dog. But he knew how to get my meds and fetch help, because as I've mentioned before I'm an ambulatory wheelchair user.

So I was struggling a bit, but it wasn't too bad. Then my dad had a stroke. He was alive for a bit in hospital but passed. And we did know this might happen, he had had a stroke in the past, but his health had been doing better.

And this also puts me at high risk for a stroke. Due to having family history I was considered to have some risk, then with my health issues, I was considered medium risk. And now apparently I'm high risk.... Which is terrifying.

My mother was driving to the hospital to try and see my dad, and it had been storming, the car hydroplaned and skided off the road and she fucking died. And about 10 minutes later is when my dad passed.

So in the span of 30 minutes I became a fucking orphan.

And then, me and my sister are are at least for the time being going with our god parents but we have seperate god parents on different sides of the country. My sister's god parents already picked her up earlier today and she's with them.

My god parents live 40 hours drive away, and have to get the house set up for a kid first, so I'm probably going in like a week and a half. But in the meantime I am stuck staying with my fucking racist homophobic transphobic uncle, who's really weird and pedo like.

Oh and a fucking n@zi. He won't shut the fuck up calling my parents drunk whore and stuff. Also he brought so so much of that fucking trump coin shit. And also his house has stairs, I'm in a wheelchair, a broken one at that.

Oh and he keeps saying I'm faking my disabilities for attention?!? Like there's a fucking lot wrong with this man.

And I'm currently just using this as an escape I guess? Pretending to be a silly scottish man? I don't know I don't even know what I'm doing, I'm 15, suddenly an orphan and have to move across country without my sister.

I don't even fucking know what I'm doing, and I'm freaking out. So if I'm seeming a bit out of character that's why.

Tldr: my dog died and I'm suddenly an orphan)

[rremingtonreed]

Welcome to the “Hear Me Out” cake on Tumblr! lol-

This is the cake where you can put one of your fictional crushes on the cake and nobody can judge! Make sure to @ your friends and followers so they can join in too!

There are no rules except that they can’t be innoproprite/have innoproprite clothing, and you can’t make the character too big on the cake. Others need room too, ya know!

I’ll go first.

Sebastian from the roblox game Pressure

(not my art, I just found it on google)

@fry-the-earthling @1soul-kim @cara-the-yiga-footsoldier @neosiaxiom

[gvnuzi]

DAY 1- STARS

Day 1 of md week! Wohoo!

Uzi in spAaAaAce

[unculturedswine69]

Hey yall! im super late with these (ive been...way too busy sadly) but happy birthday to my fave lil guy ever! juza is a very important character to me so i just had to show my love somehow <33

ive been really into idol things lately so i tried designing an idol outfit for juza! i took some inspiration from some idolmaster dresses and tried to also relate it to his original outfit :) hope you all enjoy!

now i will go back to my inactivity :')

[artfartt]

[lovelovesketchsketch]

Apple dash doodles.

[finnpines]

fiddleford! posting this here because it COMPLETELY flopped on twitter….