#UFUFUFUFU

[wanderingsongbird]

"Just makin' a comment that you weren't as dull as I originally thought~."

"My ears are burning again. Which one of you is talking about me?"

[aashiyancha]

Ties and Coats

(I am hoping so much that the pgs load in the correct order for everyone)

Also link to the masterlist is here for anyone interested in reading the rest of the doodle skits

[void-thing]

got a friend and my brother to play signalis and now all 3 of us have signalis pfps

I expect more soon

ufufufufu

[wanderingsongbird]

Her eyes twinkled mischievously under the doe mask. "Poker sounds like a blast," she laughed. "And ya sure you trust me with the stakes, darlin'?" A hand rested on the floor just beside the cards as she leaned forward, grinning. "You may very well find yourself all tied up and at my mercy later." Again.

She settled back down after a heartbeat, fixing her dress so her legs did not show. "Though, actually, let's mix this up with truth or dare -- but just the dare part."

"We state the dare as our wager when we place the bets. If we decide to raise the stakes, we can only do so once. And they have to be completed during the masquerade while the other is watching." The vulpine smile on her face could give any of the Ghostfaces a run for their money. "And failure to comply means discipline for later."

Jake set the deck down on the floor and started dealing cards between the two of them. There were a few options for games they could play, although Jake was more familiar with larger groups from obligatory family game nights in his teenage years. Crazy eights and blackjack both required a dealer and go fish and old maid could get boring after a bit…

“How about poker?” Jake said, perking up a bit. It would be a bit more of a challenge, and he knew Kate was always one for making bets and deals. Something like this could be fun. “You can pick the stakes, yeah?”

[demonslayedher]

PROMO REEL!!!!!

February 2nd, February 2nd, la la la la la, laaaa♫ I don't supposed I could take a detour through Tokyo to see the live event, but I'm just as happy just to go see the new season premier in theaters again, ufufufufu, Ufotoble, you show-offs, I am so here for it.

Let's see, last time I did a Muzan-inspired closet play since the focus was on the Upper Moon meeting, but what about for Pillar Training? Oyakata-sama?? Since they'll also show the last episode of the Swordsmith Village Arc, well, I supposed I haven't tried Hantengu closet play yet, but.... uhhhhh........ even if I were to put together something halfway (or even a quarter-way) recognizable I likely would not leave my apartment. Hmmmmm. It's always easy to do Nezuko homage and this would be her shiny glory on big screen, after all. Really hard to top the snazziness of a Muzan look, though.

I'm just so happy to see them agaaaaaiiiiiin <3 <3 <3 I gotta do a Swordsmith Village rewatch in January <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[bungou-stray-dogs-archive]

Osamu Dazai card - Strategist

Leader skill - Foresight and planning Increases Dark atk 60% Doubles beatdown gauge fill rate Active skill - Sorry... But this is as far as you go Recovers 20% hp Increases Dark atk 100% for 2 turns Doubles the number of cleared affinity orbs for 2 turns Sub-skill 1 - Well, just leave it to me Activates when 45 total Dark orbs are cleared (39 at lv.5) Increases atk by 120 for 1 turn (145 at lv.5) Sub-skill 2 - I see, so that's what happened Activates when an ADA character is in the Team Reduces enemy dmg by 85 for 1 turn (110 at lv.5) Memo The suicide-obsessed member of the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai Osamu. An elusive figure whose antics are known to befuddle Atsushi and Kunikida. However, his tactical skills have also solved many cases. With this skill and his supernatural ability "No Longer Human", he leads his team to victory. Quotes "You know, I usually try to avoid tedious jobs like this... Oh well." "Using my body isn't part of my job. But don't worry, you have my full support. Have fun." "Ufufufufu, you want to see my supernatural ability, do you? Alright, I suppose I can make an exception for you." Affiliation: Armed Detective Agency Dark affinity Atk: 2025 (Max) | 208 (Base) Hp: 8589 (Max) | 1005 (Base) Support type

He's available from the Atsushi Special Select scout, the Ability Fest scout, the Ultra Ability Fest scout & the Dazai Birthday scout (EN & JP)

[dollya-robinprotector]

❤️ draw 3P segg Gallagher Robin Sunday❤️

Oh my, it meant to be a punishment for that rude anon, dear heart Anon~ Why are you so excited about it ufufufufu~?

[tremendousmothergoat]

Roll D20:

Attempt to form a truce, maybe even befriend or date, Muffet

Muffet runs her hands over a round, heavy, liquid-filled stomach. Toriel's robes hang in the corner, but the goatmom is nowhere to be seen. She smirks at the anon.

"Wow, THANKS, anon! You made it waaaay too easy for me, ufufufufu~... Easy for us to be friends, of course!" She picks her teeth...then leans forward and belches right in the anon's face. Smells like goatmom.. Muffet cackles and smacks her stomach. "Mmm, the BEST of friends. Inseparable, even! Isn't that right, Tori dear~?" She sloshes her stomach with several hands, then grins down at the anon. "Tori says you should stick around for dinner. Just to say thanks! Nonono, I insist~..." And before the anon knows it, there's several hands on them, pulling them in for a tight hug...and tying a leash around their neck. Muffet licks her lips, and her stomach growls....

(Roll: 1)

[nakedisko]

TAET - ZIZ / Lyrics

Lyrics: Közi / Music: Chargeeeeee... & Közi

T A E T

Thanks All Every Thing

今日も陽はまた昇る

Kyō mo yō wa mata noboru

Thanks All Every Thing

今日も猫はあくびしてる

Kyō mo neko wa akubi shi teru

Joy for your right

エールをえる

Ēru o eru

あっちこっちどっちも

Atchi kotchi dotchi mo

関係ないんだってば

Kankei nai n datteba

右往左往を味わうだけ

Uōsaō o ajiwau dake

うふふふふ君が笑う僕が笑う���

Ufufufufu kimi ga warau boku ga warau ima

うふふふふだって僕ら生きているから

Ufufufufu datte bokura ikite irukara

うふふふふ君が笑えば僕が笑うから

Ufufufufu kimi ga wara eba boku ga waraukara

うふふふふだって僕ら生きているからさ

Ufufufufu datte bokura ikite irukara sa

Joy for your right

[nevermindtheweights]

chubbykanmuses

He'll get huge if you keep feeding him like that~

"Kashima always gets what she wants~ ufufufufu~"

[mainstoryarchive]

Ensemble - 123: Military Order

Eichi: … …

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Location: Auditorium (LIVE)

Eichi: … …

Tori: Wah, prez?

Are you alright? Your face looks really pale, what should we do, Yuzuru?! The prez is going to die!

Yuzuru: Please calm yourself, Young Master.

We're on top of the stage right now; it'd be bad if an accident occurred with everyone watching. I will support you, so please keep standing with confidence at least until the voting is over, President-sama.

Eichi: I'm sorry. As expected, my consciousness does feel kind of hazy.

Rei: Kukuku ♪ I see you're trying to earn votes by staggering and showing a weakly person appeal.

Don't you think it's unfitting for one who is called the Emperor to use such sly tactics?

Eichi: …You sure are rude. In fact, I think you did quite well.

One of the Three Oddballs, Sakuma Rei. It's not like I was underestimating you, but…

This is the first time in my life that I was driven in such a corner, I suppose you'd call this the cunning of an old fox?

Rei: Oh, we were only taking a bit of vengeance. Suffer, suffer, because wails and hostility are nourishment for us UNDEAD…♪

Be that as it may, this is our limit. It isn't enough yet to make you fall.

You've had a lot to deal with from the very first match and now you're in overtime, haven't you passed your limits endurance-wise a long time ago?

This is us returning the favor for that B1… no, for having been oppressed by your tyrannical rule for this long. It's retribution; have you learned your lesson even just a little bit?

Eichi: No, I am not wrong—I still believe so. An overwhelming ruling power was needed in order to reform the lawless Yumenosaki Academy.

An 'Emperor' that could unify and control it all.

Staying undefeated is the duty of the 'Emperor'.

I've kept true to that. I don't feel any regret in regard to that either, even if it means that in the end I'll be put to the guillotine.

I'll go down proudly, with a smile. Of course I don't have any intention to give up my throne's seat quite yet.

My apologies, Yuzuru, but you don't have to support me. I can stand properly, with dignity.

I've dreamt of the day when I could stand on the same stage as you while I was hospitalized. I'm going to be enjoying this to the fullest.

Yuzuru: If that is what you wish, then I have no choice but to respect your standpoint.

Tori: Don't overdo it, okay? Our opponent for the finals is that Trickstar, right? We are more than enough to defeat them!

We'll crush those guys easily ☆

Eichi: Thank you, my cute Tori. However, there is no need to worry. There's no way I would pitifully fall to my hands and knees.

I'm the 'Emperor'; I will keep ruling imposingly.

(Aside from that, I'm not the only one whose endurance has been chipped away at. The other members of fine are undoubtedly overdoing it to support my fatigued self.)

(We can't afford another test of endurance.)

(This is for my comrades, for the people who follow this tyrant-like me, who have supported me…)

(At the very least I want to make sure to not increase their burdens, I can't show them my shameful appearance.)

We'll be executing UNDEAD to start off with. We'll be thoroughly beheading you so that even you undying won't be able to revive again.

After that we'll execute Trickstar and rule over the DDD.

I won't let myself be overthrown, I will be the one to put an end to this insurrection, to this riot. I was the one who started all of this, after all.

Wataru: Ufufufufu ♪ A heroic, but tragic determination, you are pure and prideful to no bounds! That is why you are so interesting, I can't help but say 'Amazing'!

You are by no means evil—despite being just, you act like a tyrant and devour people's tears and dreams!

Love and hate, hope and despair. Dreams and nightmares. You live a life riddled with both contradictions and inconsistency!

There's a tale that only you can spin. I'll be observing from your side for some time to come, your vibrant and exceptional tragicomedy.

Eichi: You're almost like Mephistopheles​. You sometimes scare me. Well, it's fine—we do need your power in order for us to win.

I still have some use for you, Oddball Wataru Hibiki.

…It seems you did something uncalled for with Hokuto-kun. I'll need to reprimand you about that sometime after the DDD ends however.

Wataru: Oh, you certainly have sharp ears. I might have stirred up a hornets' nest, dangerous, dangerous ♪

I got moved by RYUSEITAI's Chiaki-kun's act of putting his life on the line for his kouhai, you see.

So I also felt like showing off my good side as the theater club's president…☆

Besides, is this not the development that you were wishing for?

Eichi: … …

Rei: You are quite composed; the result of the voting has not been revealed yet.

The current situation might very well call for an extra round. We are still plenty energetic, but how are you holding up?

We don't mind just taking you down with us. Let us have a good time falling to the depths of hell together…♪

Eichi: I'll be politely reclining that offer. You people are nothing more than pebbles on my road to glory.

My foot got stuck here needlessly, but I don't have any more time to waste on you. We will crush you and go on ahead.

Now that it's come to this, no one… not even I myself, can stop me from continuing on this road.

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[lustfulchaldea]

Status Check for Nitocris (Written by her most loyal BBC addict)

My my my.

That barely took any time at all, you horny dog.~ Very well.

You have been warned, you readers, that this contains BBC content. So take it as you will.

Now then, as written by Koyanskaya of Dark: The unfiltered Nitocris review.

"Ah-he-he-hem.~ I've been rudely interrupted from my worship of my ebony husband for this 'review', so I'll be going through this a bit quickly, but worry not: You'll learn how I really feel, that much is a promise.~"

"Now, where's this damn list...?"

Size: EX

"My, my, my. Of course it's the apex of all humanity. Bestial though they are, incapable of resisting their base urges, it's only the darkest, most hardened that I can say truly deserve to.~ The sweet contrast of skin on skin, imploring you to acknowledge its superiority as your tongue clashes around such a jaw-stretching, throat-ruining fuckpipe that no other could compare to! It's truly worthy of all the love in the world.~"

Libido: B

"Indeed... Daddy is a fuckmachine worthy of the 'BBC' mantle, but it takes quite a bit to get him there. Not that I blame him, of course. He has to choose the right pale skank for his harem, the chaff simply won't do. And his ego, from being so cruelly demeaned for that superior skin, is rather low, so it's up to myself and his other brides to correct it through constant adoration and worship. Doing any less would disgrace us as his women."

Stamina: A++

"Aaaah, human resilience. Truly despicable and adorable all at once... And yet my husband comes by it masterfully. I can only count on one hand the days where our sessions have been ruefully cut short only hours in by the call to battle or an illness of his, but I assure you, he is more than worth it. Once he's got you, those strong black hands wrapping around you, you fall in love instantly, incapable of stopping him in anyway as that ebony monster of a pharaohstud puts you in your place."

Fertility: EX

"Ufufufufu. The less I say about this, the better. You must experience it yourself for me to put it into words... Ahhh, truly, it is magical.~"

Volume: ???

"Not even I know my husband's limits in this regard. Perhaps another BBC-addicted whore like Summer Scathach or Cleopatra might know, but I certainly do not. Caring for a black bull in the way I care for my husband is quite the difficult task, after all. If he cums inside, I let him. I do not count his seed, I merely take it. That is my role.~"

"Ahhhh... Finally done. Now then. If you'll excuse me...~"

"I was in the middle of something."

She's going back to suck Nitocris off more. That's her duty, after all.

[gainprincess]

Big meal: a fridge for Nina. Meaning all the food in the fridge, and naturally, the fridge itself~

"Oh my."

Her fridge wasn't this big when she left this morning. It's floor-to-ceiling now, and her kitchen isn't exactly tiny.

"I suppose this must be an offering. Ah, just like the good ol' days. Shame about the lack of a shrine setting, but we'll make it work...~"

She's in rather lazy clothes today...A tank top and short-shorts aren't exactly the peak of motherly fashion, but they're far from awful.

"Now then...Let's eat.~"

It's quite impressive to watch someone gulp down dozens of foods at such a rapid pace. Nina's flinging open freezers, coolers, meat drawers, cheese drawers...anything she can find to shove in her mouth. She's not leaving anything uneaten before she adds the fridge to her figure.

She even eats butter whole, just ULPing it down without anything more than a ceremonious BBBBBBBBBBEEEELLLLLLCCCCCCHHHHH!~

Oh, how she adores this feeling. Compared to her true weight, a meal like this is genuinely nothing, but for her shapeshifted form...it's quite the impressive feat indeed. The entire fridge is cleared in 6 minutes flat, and she tosses her head back and

WUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPs

into the air, satisfied with what she's done so far.

But, of course, there still remains...

The fridge.

"Ufufufufu...dessert.~"

Seeing someone like Nina take an entire fridge into her gaping maw must elicit a lot of strong feelings in those of us interested in vore, because she unhinges her jaw like a snake and shoves the damn thing into it like she's eating a particularly massive sandwich. There's no biting, save for clinking her teeth against it to grant herself a bit of leverage.

HWULP, HWULP, HWULP, HWULP...

She just keeps eating.

She's relentless.

There doesn't seem to be any sort of emotion besides ravenous arousal either. She's just hungry, and wants to eat now.

When she finally finishes it, there's no refrigerator shaped bulge in her abdomen either.

Just a bloated, churning, gurgling belly that's hanging over her knees, rapidly melting away her casual meal as she sighs happily

What a pig of a foxmom.~

[majimassqueaktoy]

Shoutout to my burly man Saejima for finding him a teeny little malewife who looks at him with those huge disgusting eyes full of love and like he wants to ride him silly and choke on him and **censored**

In RGGO, Baba does this horrible "ufufufu~" type laugh/giggle as if he couldn't get anymore ridiculous

UFUFUFUFU amazing. 10/10. I love him.

[xienst]

BOOK FAIR summary (!spring12)

(enstars! summary project: masterpost) (!events masterpost)

[characters: Tsumugi, Ritsu, Arashi, Izumi, Tsukasa, Natsume, Sora, Mitsuru] [chapters: 15]

context: (in the time that Knights is still banned from holding Lives)

"No need to worRY. I'm not stupid like Senpai, after aLL."

prologue: Tsumugi complains to Anzu in the library that people are reading hardcopy books less often

in the garden terrace kitchen, knights (minus Leo) are perfecting Ritsu's beautiful dessert design (ref: sweets patisserie) -> the completed dessert somehow ends up with Tsukasa

while eating, Tsukasa consults Anzu on the situation of Knights -> Anzu suggests Knights help out at the library

Yuu-kun, Tsumugi and Anzu will be working with library to attract customers by holding a Live. (Yuu-kun is also helping with the advertisements there as he wants to find a book that featured him as a child, but was no longer in print) -> Anzu brings up Knight's confirmation that they will participate

Yuu-kun will be working with Knights to advertise for the library :D Izumi is delighted (obv) *(he's a little not-nice to Anzu at this pt)

the next day in the game research club room (aka Switch's spot) -> Natsume punches Tsumugi + Natsume kicks Tsumugi (nothing new here) saying he should have first consulted with the rest of Switch, but also that Tsumugi should not exclude himself from the activity with Knights

finally at the Book Fair Event Site, Izumi badly wants to pair up with Yuu-kun (he looks so good in the library outfit btw). Ritsu comes not properly attired..

BUT ANYWAY - the pairs are Tsumugi + Yuu-kun, Izumi + Arashi, Tsukasa + Ritsu

Sora meets with Mitsuru and they talk about a game Fukuwarai

meanwhile, Ritsu and Tsukasa are roped in as models (mainly Kasa)

Ritsu that was brutal.

the other pairs: Izumi + Arashi attract customers just by.. standing? Tsumugi and Yuu-kun read until the children are all asleep

Sora and Mitsuru meet up with Tsumugi and Yuu-kun while they talk about their... spectacles- and elaborates on his earlier conversation with Tsumugi that Natsume probably felt left out of the Book Fair activity

at the end of the day, Izumi complains that he didn't get to work with Yuu-kun, but Izu thanks Anzu for taking care of him anyway

epilogue: a few days later, Switch is helping out at the library too (Natsume comes along ufufufufu)

with Knights, "Sena-senpai is acting weirder than usual" as he looks through the picture book featuring Yuu-kun

[unovampire]

stares at like O_O

♢ — ❝ You have a wide enough stare, I almost mistake you for a Hoothoot. Cute outfit! Halloween is just around the corner, ufufufufu. What are you supposed to be dressed up like? Straw hats are popular with all of the young people right now, are you going to go after the one piece? ❞