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[solacefish]

OH. MY GOD. NOVA

Imagine Sebastian with male anglerfish DNA. Instead of the giant we have, due to how male anglerfish are I think he’d have grown shorter instead of taller.. Like he’s 4’8 and no esca, likely.. Some funny lil short dude as a shopkeeper instead.. WE COULD PICK HIM UP.. He’d really be just a lil guy. 🥺

CRYINGGG SMALL SEBASTIAN .

little guy with the violence of what his size would've been. sign me up. his only defence is spanish threats and sarcasm because you could simply hold his head like he's in a cartoon. all for jokes.

I imagine he'd find it significantly easier to avoid everything in the backsite. being small and possibly more nimble. poor thing would always be cold though, it must be so depressing if you walked into his shop and he's begrudgingly letting his tail out from under his blanket because he's shivering all over. the heaters wouldn't work down there.

he's gotta rely on stolen desk lamps and things of the like so you probably would never properly see him while he's in there. cause of the fact hes without the esca

on that note actually he'd be more sensitive to the flashbeacons. cause he's so used to being in his shop in the dark ( his eyes would've adapted double ) so he'd probably be stunned for a solid while before he kills you.

I'd kill myself if I lived life at 5'10 only to be experimented on into some fish guy and THEN to shrink . can you imagine...