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[eebie]

okso am i close & did inmiss anyone & are any if these wrong ?

ermmm waell theres one more U forgot….. (hint it’s YOU!!!!!!!!!😊😊😊🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😊😊😊😊😊😊😊)

[weirdogirl888]

fwb with donnie? 😛

ouuu YES UES YES YES my first request!!! imma yap so we’re going head canon mode hehehehe

what being in a fwb w donnie darko is like headcannons

i feel like you’d guys pick up your friend ship again after donnie and gretchen broke up

after donnie’s first relationship he’s definitely learned a few things and is also extremely heart broken

one thing for sure is that hes addicted to being pussy drunk and thirsts to get his dick wet again

and here you are!

you and donnie have been friends since elementary school and have always been close

and now that donnie is single again he can finally talk to you without his ex getting pissed

at first you and donnie start studying in your room again like normal

but as you guys start seeing ong eachother more and more, you help his procces and get over his shit w gretchen

he ends up revealing that she taught him how to use his hands and mouths in ways he’s never dreamed of and you’re just like :0 “proof”

and that’s how he began eating you out whenever he came over to your house

you guys definitely sneak over to each others houses to hook up

he’s always so excited to see you and let’s you use him as your dildo, he thinks it’s so hot to feel wanted again

you know donnie isn’t the most healthy, and there’s always something more in his kisses that definitely dances around the line of friend ship

it’s not his fault he’s just bug into physical touch and craves it so!

definitely not like he’s into you or anything and scared of ruining your friend ship

no way!

he definitely doesn’t enjoy cuddling you and falling asleep in your arms and hate when he wakes up to an empty bed in the morning

his blood boils when he sees you talking to guys in class

he knows he can’t say anything otherwise you’d just get mad since it was strictly platonic

one day you say you can’t keep hooking up with him and bro is HEARTBROKEN

he pleads and pleads begging for an awnser

what could he have done wrong?

did you finally find out about all your stolen panties??

you say you can have the intimacy and not be in a relationship

“i know you just want me as a friend, so i’m out donnie”

donnie is flabbergasted

YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON him????

bro is so stupid sometimes

he awkwardly admits his feelings too and you guys are over joyed

once u guys start dating your incredible

ngl i dont think fwb could ever last cuz you’d both get too attached. so i hope you enjoyed!!!

[pretentiouswreckingball]

I DID ITTTTT

WOWOWOWOWO

@persimminos baby I’m tucking you in bed and giving you a good night kiss mwah!!! <3

*audible gasp* what do you mean EVIL BOOP????

[an0ma1y-d0ma1y]

next part hehehehe JAY‼️

Lee hcs:

-second biggest Lee on the team

-his most sensitive spots are his neck and tum

-he cannot handle Cole’s raspberries at all ue shrieks his fucking lungs out

-if its hinted at all that he’s gonna get tickled then he bolts out of there no questions asked

-has a very panicky laugh. Also rambles a lot between giggles

-will lose his freaking marbles if he’s restrained in any way. Wether it would be having his arms and legs held down or being pinned down on the ground he is losing his shit

-whenever he’s being super stubborn about doing something then the team just tickles him to make him do it

-stims alot when being tickled. For example he’ll flap his wrists or kick his feet.

-except when he flaps his wrists then tiny bolts of lightning come out

-tickling him when he’s being a little shit is the best feeling ever just cause of how easy it is to break him

Ler hcs:

-biggest gremlin ler you’ll ever meet

-definitely forms his hand into a claw and shakes it into your sensitive spots to make you shriek

-he learned that by using little lightning bolts on people then it literally tickles so badly he abuses it like the gremlin he is

-is one if the only people who can really make Zane laugh. All he has to do is just use little bolts on him and he’s laughing hysterically

-always sneaks up on people to catch them off guard. They’ll just be minding their business and suddenly boom Jay is latched onto them digging his fingers into their ticklish spots

-doesn’t win tickle fights that much but is like the only person who can get Zane out of the game first

-he’s such a fucking idiot but a lovable fucking idiot

[gardenergulfie]

SAUSAGE’S NEW EP! VERY GOOD! Many thoughts under the cut

He talked to Jimmy! They were talking about villagers and then BAM its Supreme Sausage aka Controlled Sausage and he’s interogating Jimmy about letting Scott and Gem go. Jimmy going “I want the old Sausage back” and Supreme Sausage saying “You’ll never see him again!” really hurt!

And then it was Pearl and Sausage talking! They’re inviting people to fight in the arena! Honestly I’m excited for that. Arena duels sound fun! 

They both go and get fWhip. Lol fWhip opens the door and then draws his bow (a rational response) AND NOW XORNOTH IS ONLINE BUT WE ARE IGNORING THAT. Sausage you are not helping getting fWhip to agree to fight in the arena. But he seemed very sorry when he hurt Pearl I AM GETTING ATTATCHED TO THEM THIS IS WHAT WITHERFAM WITHDRAWL DOES TO ME

THE WOLF SPIRIT STRIKES AT JOEY’S BASE WITH A MUSHROOM ATTACK! GOOD FOR HER! 

Pearl is so confident that she’s gonna win in the arena i love her sm like yes you go girl! Chop some head in the arena! 

Uhoh “Lemme know if you need help cant wait to kill the Wolf Spirit” Sausage please dont go after Shrub my heart cant take it BUT ALSO YESSSSSSSSS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Sausage i feel like inviting the people you just kidnapped to a battle arena is not the best idea per say. Pearl sounds so dissapointed with Sausage when he mentions the kidnapping. also “One day It’ll be all over” SIR DONT TALK ABOUT YOUR DEATH LIKE THAT I WILL CRY

Ok so every other empire is invited via in person invites or books. Very excited for when thee battles happen!

Pearl and Sausage are gonna avenge the horse deaths by killing Joel this is gonna be funny

OH WAIT SHRUB’S HOME SAUSAGE GOT SO SCARRED WHEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR HEHEHEHE. 

Can’t wait for Shrub to kick ass in these arena fights she’s pretty good at pvp i think everyone underestemates the gnome but they shouldnt underestemate the wolf!

SAUSAGE ASKED SHRUB WHO THE WOLF SPIRIT WAS!! SECRET IDENITITY DRAMA!! Also lol Pearl “I have no association with this guy” 

LORD OF MARS AND LADY TAURUS’S GRAVES UE UE UE I AM SAD NOW

Pearl is just a constant mood like she keeps going along with Sausage’s stuff but also she keeps giving him very dissapointed looks when he does evil things. I love Empires!Pearl she’s so funny!

Sausage is like *evil voice* “We’re gonna kill everyone” and Pearl is like “No! Bad Sausage!” 

Oh thats a cool Mythland Embasy in Pixandria! Love it! Idk how the counts as revenge Sausage but it looks good!

And episode over! Another great one my Sausage! Bravo!

[vanilachocolate]

Awalnya lagi males sama hape. Kaya yg bosen aja gitu. Isinya kan itu itu doang dan gda yg nyariin gue juga wkwkwk, yaudahlah abis kelar nugas gue charge aja. Udah niat g mau utak atik selain buat streaming tv jam 7 malem terus mau baca novel.

Tapi, bubar. Gak jadi, gara-gara ini

Karena udah temenan dari SMA jadi di balas sebegitunya juga anaknya b aja. Dan emang ue tuh udah kebiasaan begitu katanya. Jadi g aneh. Yaudahlah, sambil streaming ue temenim chattan aja.

Awalnya udah nolak tlp. Tapi kasian. Yaudah kelar nonton streaming ue tlp aja

Selama ini yg gue denger apa coba? Kehidupan pernikahan yg gue istighfarin mulu, hehehehe...

Kebanyakan dengerin dia ngomong aja, lagian bukan kapasitas gue juga kan buat ngomong banyak. Paling komentar seperlunya aja.

Tapi abis ngobrol ini tuh gue mikir ya, "gue kan niatan nikah tuh biar punya teman dekat. Iya, itu mas suami ntarnya adalah teman dekat gue. Nggak cuma si suami doang sih, semoga aja keluarganya pun bisa, tapi kan ada aja, yg si suami mah baik, keluarga besarnya asem, nyalah-nyalahin mulu lah, g terimaanlah dsb, gitu-gitu. Terus nikah jangan nih?" Gitu hehehe

Iya sih, g akan enak terus g akan seneng terus. Tapi mungkin ya, kalau si suami punya power buat ngomong, nggak iya iya aja, mungkin salah satu nggak akan "memendam kesel karena omongan."

Gtw ding. Nikah aja belom. Berdoa yg baik baik aja lah.

[unskilledpoint]

i haev TWO AND OEN DOEASNT CEOUETNT B3c

OOC

Once again, another blog ran by @john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth. Dear lord.

TAGS

The twin suns sink behind the lake: Interaction tag

And strange moons circle through the skies: Lore tag

Where flap the tatters of the King: Ask tag

Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed: Shitpost tag

LORE EXPLANATION + DESCRIPTION

The blue apostle, some guy who was great at lying and just so happened to periodically transform into a giant skeleton beast, ended up getting fused with the soul of an NPC named Camilla. Camilla is not very happy about this. Camilla kept the occasional skeleton transformation to her displeasure. It does not control the skeleton.

Camilla uses she/they/it, the skeleton monster uses they/it. Camilla is four feet tall.

Camilla's skin is covered in galaxies, with the top half of her face being space and the lower half being a skull. Her legs from the knees down are bone, too. Their hair is quite short and blue with faint yellow streaks. Her right shoulder has a blue tattoo of a plus minus symbol surrounded by dead yellow flowers and a particularly large dead red one.

It usually wears a yellow flannel shirt and blue shorts, and a hairpin with a blue version of the yellow sign.

SKELETON MONSTER DESCRIPTION

The skeleton monster is incredibly large though it's actual size seems to vary, with its right hand being shaped like a scythe made of bone and the other holding a sickle shaped like a question mark.

The skull has a giant eyeball in the forehead who's iris is broken up into a shape like the yellow sign, each piece moving independently like multiple eyes. Two mantis claws made of bone hang out of the skull's mouth and it has a large crown made of bone spikes. It's legs are unnaturally long and end in large claws with eight fingers. It has thirty ribs.

[sehunniepotwrites]

why not give yourself a treat and head to the salon!! 🤩🤩 heheheh it's okay to go once in a while isnt it heheh

oh my please go have the massage and relax to ue hearts content!! i haven't had a massage in a while actl and it's pretty tempting hehehhe

my friends and i are planning to go on a picnic soon!! but the weather hasn't been friendly and it's kinda hard to plan one :"( i guess we will work it out somehow!! heheheh 💖💖

oh and my instructor was so scary today :"( he was pretty impatient and i was so scared to drive and i was so stressed the entire time i hope i don't get the same instructor on friday :"( i was doing right turns the whole time today and it's so hard to turn properly ack i keep overturning the car ☹️☹️☹️

love, 🍑

I would love to but ive already treated myself enough this month! Plus I still have those gel stick ons I need to use! 🤗

Tbh I’ve never gotten a professional massage before—all the ones I’ve gotten were basically just random ones people I knew gave to me when i would explain what was hurting while we were hanging out. 😅

a picnic??? that sounds lovely!! what are you planning on bringing?? the picnic i went on in March with my girls was so fun, i want to do it again lol

omg I’m so sorry your instructor was rude and impatient! Ppl learn at different paces so you just keep practicing—you’ll get it! i hope you get a different instructor too 🥲

i’m getting my second dose of the vaccine today and it’s Star Wars day! I’m gonna wear a cute outfit to celebrate this momentous occasion uwu

i hope your day/night gets better, little one!!!

[jpmanahan]

Nice run for our UE Correspondent @marina.chloe for #UAAPSeason85 basketball Season. That was fun. Onto balibol Season kaya? Hehehehe. But before that, CDC muna. (at Smart Araneta Coliseum) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClnZSVdvc3z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jupiter-reimagined]

OOOOO yes ues yes >:))) hehehehe

ive gotten struck w the sudden urge to make an rtc choirsona even if its like. a year late to the trend. so so so many sonas all over my fave media ghostie help im drowning in my sonas

GO!!! i’ll make one if u do�� and they can be friends:)

[secretivemessenger]

Her* but yes fucked up ik also same i missed u too how u been? Anywyas i think i mentioned the Casanova killers i don't want to say this but he is hot anyways he is fucked up so i had rather choose levi

~that irregular anon hehehehe

Oh damn-

Missed you sm sweetie , im great even better now ue here 😚 wbu?

[ladyadalicialove]

Omg that was beautiful I’m crying 😭 THE CHARACTER ARCS ARE SO PERFECT AND RUSTI NEEDS A HUG (although I’m now low-key terrified of the timelines where Marinette either snaps or just fully embraces life as Constance Bourgeois and completely abandons her whole identity to be the whim of Audrey and expensive dye)

Anything is possible in My Favourite Things I could rewrite it.... maybe have more angst who knows heheheh I'm about to have a lot more freetime as I'm finsihing my degree right now.

Also ues Rusti does indeed need a hug and a PAY RISE !!!

[gremlinboykevin]

dransnake replied to your photoset “HEY Y’ALL WANNA SEE MALICE’S HALLOWEEN OUTFITS? Because he fuckin’...”

oh my gosh. Malice looks fabulous

e ue HEHEHEHE thank you~! 

[corntoeat]

Hehehehe ues

How to draw a bed, in 4 easy steps!

[amordelivro]

Ue se vc ja esta dizendo q o Lucas vai ser marido da Nanda, entao quer dizer q e com ele q ela fica. acabando totalamente com o sentido da web, ou seja a participacao do Lipe e insiguinificante, pq ele vai ser usado com estepe da Nanda apenas para ela consertar o seu coracao e voltar para o cara q quebrou. Isso seria uma grande ironia. Ou seja a Nanda sofre e sofre no comeco para acabar fazendo a mesma coisa com outra pessoa. nao me leve a mal e apenas minha opiniao.

Mas gente... Que textão pra uma brincadeira SOSKSOSKSOS \o Enfim. Na verdade, eu estou apenas brincando com as meninas. Gosto de dar spoilers, mas obviamente nunca soltaria algo desse tipo na ask, hahahahaha! Se falam do Lipe, eu torço pro Lucas e vice-versa. Tenho que defender os dois ladinhos sempre ❤️ E não acho que, caso a Nanda volte para o Lucas no final, a participação do Lipe seja em vão. Muito pelo contrário. Ele não está ali simplesmente para tapar um buraco e dar uns amassos nela. O moço é, acima de tudo, um grande amigo dela. É um dos principais responsáveis pelo amadurecimento da Nandinha. Ele a ensina muitas coisas, sabe? Ajuda ela a crescer em inúmeros aspectos. Isso sem falar, é claro, que ainda que a história seja em primeira pessoa e fale sobre a Fernanda, o Lipe possui uma vida além dela. As mudanças constantes da família, os problemas com o irmão mais velho, o amor incondicional pela irmãzinha adotada... Ele não precisa terminar com a Nanda pra ser importante na história e deixar sua marquinha ❤️ E acho que é isso! Espero que cê tenha entendido minha visão \o E desculpa pela resposta grande, acho que me empolguei. Hehehehe.

[the-firebird69]

we Rose up the Georgia and it was huge is huge and last minute.  and we needed it we see why.  you now try all means to get here. tons try.  there are caravans forming in Bengldadesh bound for here...to come getyou forreal saw the advertisement and wondered when and ohter things they should and then this a sellout in chargeand continuous selling out...and then he says we have aplan they follow and they have directives adn we reveiw today Thor says he has established  them in the past for our good and the greater good...they are pertinent, and if im kidnpaped and or her etc. and guidelines we do not submit. and we follow themnow.  today.... Thor Zues we see we are screwed always have been and dont do that heheheh lol  and we crush you caa...hahahah lol tommy f you die now.  rapidly here...we assume your idnetity we use your responses that aretypical and planne charlatans to take over.   your lands.  idiots hahahahah lol idiots Zues we see the change that is why. tommy f have a nice time killing your own yesterday gtommy f we kill you now using it ok dummy Zues we see im the dummy and how can we not leave.   tommy f i have installed the last Megalith Pyramid to the north...all countries armies of s see that there are huge emmitters ad your question is nice i thank you Zues we thank you we are in charge here...and i give you a bj if not that is what it means tommy the moron f and i hit you for it tommy f you idiot your amoron and it is due to jim carey ues but who cares your absurd. bja finally. it is sickness.  he is sick.  got hit and never recovers and is s adummy and she is not your wife there are two one and one ok loser carey Zues use it you say i will not my wife a killer and is after me for it adn i see im so dumb i dont purseu her and iwont.  it islove. i love her. jimcarey she is not your race at all idiot Zues you konw what f you.  i amhers  jimcarey no your not you are  amega loser her jaw oopens all the way to her skull a seond mouht tells ou why you fn moron Zues we are stupid and geeze that is dumb.  axeno and you humped her in fornt of us...she was in human form ate up my weife and girls and more and i sat watching as if i was getting you and her.  lovely.  dint know the whole thing but knew i t wasnt her your wife he says. oh. ok and im the fbit and you could care less saw it said you will you said yourd ead. adn it is from notes ok it is a fools errand for fools we continue a charrade that is totally worthless no thy were are helping. that is why no. they say we suck too and did not try...not at all..hopefully too hard likemy life was he says.  probably.  we quit ok and you liek it it was far too difficult for you.  way way way off and kep it up is stupider.  we are dumb ok.  corky didit. he did.  we hit him.  he is so stupid.  and we aree hurt hismom bad.  and youtommy are the faggot who didit wontstopand he has had enough and he knows i mean it....so we hit you now your worse. so and he says no but not used he is weakened bny it and ppl only psh not pull etc. we see jimcarey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdw1uKiTI5c