#U: Schism

[indigosabyss]

lmao i forgot that in the netflix show's version of the 'the world is quiet here' poem, they neatly left out the lines where the new recruits are described as being dragged away from their beds by their ankles.

[volatilemask]

ULTRACATS ALL CATS

[sammygender]

also i hate the tendency deangirls have to go ‘it’s not that deep!!!’ about the show 24/7. it’s not that deep FOR YOU bc you’re taking a very odd approach to the show where you appear to watch 80% of it with your eyes shut. it’s like (comparison that i use 24/7 incoming) if there was a whole subset of bojack horseman fans dedicated to woobifying bojack horseman and saying he was secretly bisexual and transgender and oppressed and the worlds specialest little boy. and they were 90% of voices in fandom. and as soon as anyone complained about this they were making it too deep and hating people for their preferences on fictional characters

[n1ghtwarden]

minth's been missing since c. 1489 - 1490 DR. <3

[femmefaggot]

Hello you use “we” a lot in your post are you a system of people living in one body or multiple physical entities (I know people with DID have multiple identities so I want to make sure I address you properly)

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[rawsmackdownnxtdivas]

Chase U takes on Schism at NXT Stand & Deliver

[mrawkweird]

The most high stakes debate you ever did see.

[jasvvy]

[womenwwe]

Tyler Bate isn’t afraid of Schism:

WWE NXT: February 21st 2023 - Digitals

[helianskies]

sometimes trying to write something vaguely historical with this lot is bloody hard like,, could you all stop having regular historical events of importance so i can easily find a date in your diaries that lines up to arrange a rendezvous, please??

[dynamitekansai]

WWE NXT (August 1, 2023)

[dodgebolts]

opened the filtered tags on my dash as if they weren't filtered for a reason like girl those were precautions FOR YOU why did you bypass them

[ur-local-anxious-fiend]

OH NO

IS THEA OKAY???

POOR BABY

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator

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💠 extremegayr Follow

got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward

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🎛 420zone Follow

ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho

🌫 wispgender Follow

he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr

🎛 420zone Follow

📰 its-no-use Follow

@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk

🌫 wispgender Follow

NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????

🛜 viralsensation-destructorofworlds Follow

that you know of

🌫 wispgender Follow

what

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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☣️ lineinthesand Follow

saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado

🧿 spiralhillspindash Follow

ok and??? you're not special

☣️ lineinthesand Follow

THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY

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🌠 chaoinspace2electricboogaloo

sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here

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☸️ r0u3e Follow

being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"

🥭 chao-official

being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"

🌁 eggpawnkindathicctho Follow

you said it my mans

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🏵 sprinkles-the-chao Follow

hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus

🤖 e123-omegaverse Follow

dont question him

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☣️ sparkygoboom Follow

hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic

💠 extremegayr Follow

op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history

🎢 marxiobros Follow

someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system

🛞 mobotropolis Follow

what the fuck is a public school

⏭️ drowningmusic Follow

⚄ paradoxprism Follow

are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish

💠 extremegayr Follow

OP'S WHAT NOW

🏞 mobiancrossing Follow

ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea

☠️ fabian-vane-number-1-hater Follow

bitch that's what the internet is for

🌅 s0leanna-apple-barrell

yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds

❇️ freesurge Follow

"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby

🏳️‍🌈 rainbowwispforgayrights Follow

everybody on this site has brain damage

❇️ freesurge Follow

yeah. from the radiation

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🐸 froggysfriend

caught this today

🏝 digginginthegroundfortubers

if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment

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🐊 teamchaotixofficial

Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3

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🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived

❤️‍🔥 songoose4evr Follow

shadow fixed it it's fine

🎮 n0cturnity

yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh

🖼 give-the-koco-a-gun Follow

THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????

🎆 robotniksbignaturals Follow

yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad

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🗑️ berrybarry

starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006

🗑️ berrybarry

why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this

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🤡 clownfinite Follow

tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere

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🔷 sonicinthewild

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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x

so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me

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🆙 planetsgiantcrack Follow

the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"

💟 presidentyaoi Follow

BACK????

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⬜️ chao-and-wisps-4-ever-so-cute-2 Follow

ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3

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🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!

I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--

🏅 iwishhumanswerereal Follow

do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

he

WHAT

🍭 milfwisp Follow

didn't eggman invent this site???

🪫 veganswatbot

THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM

🦊 miles-prower-official

Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!

Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D

Formally,

Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD

🌔 emeraldfwuitgummy Follow

YOU

WHAT

🌭 sonicsays

what's not clicking

[unluckyxse7en]

I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME.... I think both are easily interpreted as trans but Hana is SO trans from the getgo - she does make a point to act different from "Hanae" but it's also clear she's so much happier and feels lighter overall as Hana; she has such a warped view of her "guy self" as being ugly and disgusting; Even as early as volume one she pictures herself doing something for Mei (making cookies) as "Hanae" and gets so distressed by the image. Plus unlike with Shuumei, there's no external excuse for this beyond it's a 'hobby' that brings her great joy (not that Shuumei doesn't find enjoyment, but it wasn't such a natural fall into the situation either).

Hana clearly time and again illustrates a sense of detachment between her "boy self" and "girl self", and how she views each - as well as how easily her mood can be uplifted in each - are as different as night and day.

I don't know if this would ever be achievable but I'd love if the series could end with Hana being able to entirely transition at least socially and live her best life (with Mei ofc). Even if not though I can't see her any other way than a trans girl through and through

Crossplay Love is super cute. But it's hard to believe as bl bc Hana is so incredibly transgender.

[rawsmackdownnxtdivas]

Chase U and Tyler Bate vs Schism:NXT Stand & Deliver 4/1/23 (Part 2)