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THE UNDERGAMES: Night 2

And so the sun sets on our contestants, hiding away the bloodshed under the cover of darkness. But as is customary for the Undergames, we shall not let the dead go forgotten! Cannons erupt to honor the fallen!

@sat-ona-tuffet of DISTRICT 8, who died of dysentery after only one night in the woods. Honestly, I had higher hopes for her than this.

@fxllenmercy of DISTRICT 10, showing what happens when goatmom leaves their child unattended. They died along with their innocence.

@thebrokenlabnerd of DISTRICT 11, who tried her best to pull an evil stunt only to get herself killed instead... but hey, she took someone out with them at least. That’s ratings!

And finally, @delightscream of DISTRICT 12, who died without ever being reunited with his beloved Ragu. May he hopefully find peace without it.

Now, for the night!

The night already seems to be starting out calmer than the previous one, with @maternacapra & @codelived both managing to start their own fires! Need to stay warm during the Undergames, but not set yourself on fire in the process!

Speaking of fires...

It seems @theirjudgment isn’t even gonna attempt starting one, and instead just humming to himself during the night. Better than frying his ribs I guess.

Meanwhile, @deadly-devotion is screaming into the night for help they most certainly don’t deserve. Does anyone care? Not the Undergames Team.

Thankfully, despite the ruckus and the stress, some like @cinnamccn are still managing to get a healthy amount of sleep. And she’s not the only one!

Others like @voiddxd are finding more... interesting positions, though.

Not everyone is passing the night away alone, however!

As, in a heartwarming display, many strangers bond against the cold air!

@careful-justice managing to convince the only human grown up around the supervise them in the Undergames, @frozenfischer, to keep her warm at night.

And then there’s @astarvingauthor & @soulscarredscientist... honestly, this one is probably just for necessity since apparently skeletons can die of hypothermia.

Finally, @perseveringxsoul managed to find a big strong friend to protect them in the form of our fishy, cheating friend @smellslikejustice. Hey, at least all those free supplies she’s been given up until now are being put to good use.

BUT MOST LOVELY OF ALL...!

THE PASTA SAUCE HAS ESCAPED THE PAWS OF GOATMOM, AND REUNITED WITH THEIR BELOVED @somefellbros! They’re working together to keep each other safe, so that they can pick flowers together at the end!

But not every nightly encounter is all hunk-dory!

AS @bad-time-simulator-201x RAIDS & DESTROYS ALL THE FREE SUPPLIES @punnybonessnas HAS BEEN RECEIVING FROM THE SPONSORS! And the crowd CHEERS, because he totally deserved that!

Hecking cheaters.

And by the end of the night, someone who’s actually done something in the Undergames receiving supplies that they’ve earned! Good show, @skelehomie!

Not a single death tonight! Only justice for cheating, from Sans to Sans.

Day Three hopefully will be more exciting, yes?

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* “YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY FUNERAL!!” Last words that Princess heard from Rony. Till she hears another mumble. “ I still got the best hair.”

“Best hair for a Sans, maybe!”

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She did not take into account that kids could hear her from beyond the grave...

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THE UNDERGAMES: Day 3

Sun returns, allow myself and the crowd to laugh at the sight of Rem’s destroyed camp in all it’s justice-ravaged glory. But, let’s not waste too much time on that.

We have a day to get through!

Let us start off the day swell, laughing at @punnybonessnas as he tries (and probably fails) to get food for himself the fair, non-cheaty way. It’s so satisfying to see wrong-doers suffering their just consequences, isn’t it?

Now we can only hope the same happens t-...

... DAMMIT WHO KEEPS SENDING HER SHIT?

WHERE’S ATLAS TO WRECK HER STUFF, TOO? SHE DESERVES IT!

Oh. apparently @bad-time-simulator-201x and @maternacapra are having a bush party together. Passerby can probably hear the puns.

BUT HEY, LOOK! SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY DESERVES SUPPLIES IS RECEIVING THEM NOW!... albeit, giving a child like @careful-justice a hatchet doesn’t seem like the best idea. I’m judging that sponsor.

Speaking of kids with weapons, has that geno-Frisk done anything yet?

... nope, murder child @deadly-devotion is just running for the hills.

Hopefully they trip and fall down, dying instantly.

But hey, in better kiddo news, @perseveringxsoul is still managing to keep himself safe by playing smart and not interfering in others’ business.

Isn’t there anyone around to supervise them, though?

Well, apparently void dad @voiddxd is too busy being stalked, and bone auntie @skelehomie is too busy doing said stalking. Weirdos.

And other skeletons are squaring off, as @somefellbros manage to scare resident bone gremlin @theirjudgment away. Again, too busy for children.

But then we find @cinnamccn back onto the warpath. No time for children, she needs to avenge her ORIGINAL child first! Watch out, everyone!

And thee few other adults like @frozenfischer and @astarvingauthor are too busy dealing with were universal anomalies, be it a glitch child like @codelived or the odd trickster being that is the haunted pasta sauce. 

... meanwhile @soulscarredscientist just fucking dies from thirst. Probably was left pretty dehydrated after crying himself to sleep on the first night, and then choosing to spend his time hunting for other tributes rather than drink something.

Rest in pieces, Specs.

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THE UNDERGAMES: Day 2

The sun has finally risen after the lackluster night that preceded, shining fresh light on the horrors of the previous day... what a massacre! Only for a calm in the storm to follow it so quickly when the night came, too. Intriguing, isn’t it?

Well, let us hope this day is as exciting as the first!

Well, guess we’re starting off with @soulscarredscientist reconciling that the best way to deal with his feelings after the day of horrors of the previous day is to bury them under violence. Doesn’t seem to be having much luck, though.

Too bad, too bad!

He could’ve found @somefellbros as they think about whatever edgy timeline they fell out of to get to this tournament. Is this really any worse?

Or he could’ve tracked down this creepy, dusty child @deadly-devotion, who seems to be caught questioning what little sanity they have left. But lets be honest with each other here, that’s probably nothing particularly new for them.

... wonder where the Sans they were harassing went?

Oh, apparently @bad-time-simulator-201x has found himself a new, better & less genocidal child in the form of @careful-justice. No idea what they might be talking about, but it can’t be any worse than listening to dusty stories.

But alas, they aren’t alone! @theirjudgment is eavesdropping! How scandalous, we’ll have to see how that turns out for the lot of them later! Hoping for blood!

And speaking of scandalous...

... it seems @maternacapra isn’t read to let the pasta sauce go yet. Not after keeping each other warm for the night! How could she possibly just let it go?

I wonder if the Ragu is searching for it’s master? Because, if so...

... it’s sadly never gonna seem him again, as @delightscream somehow managed to injure himself despite never coming into conflict with any other contestants. Only wish this didn’t have to happen on his birthday.

Apparently he’s not the only one managing to hurt themselves, as @codelived shows an unsupervised child can get hurt even if they’re made all void-y.

But hey, at least their partner @voiddxd is being productive for a change! Searching for firewood so that they hopefully don’t freeze to death.

Seems even @perseveringxsoul is managing to make progress! Or, maybe they’re just looking for a place to hide while they’re left unattended...

But as we’ve previously established, some people don’t have to work for their progress in the Undergames apparently; as we can with @punnybonessnas being given clean water and @smellslikejustice now being hecking ARMED!

Seriously heck these two. I hope they both get raided... oh my! Speaking of which, we have plenty of conflicts to address! Let’s get right to it, shall we?

STARTING OF WITH A DOOZEY, TOO, as @skelehomie seeks to repent for her crimes the only way she can think of... but, it seems @astarvingauthor just doesn’t have the heart to help her do it. What a good babe.

BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET, as @frozenfischer seeks for the same fate at the paws of @cinnamccn, who’s been proven ruthless in the past. Perhaps she wants to quit the Undergames? This’d be the only way to do that, after all.

But, as it turns out, Goatmom doesn’t feel like needless death today.

... if only I could say the same for @thebrokenlabnerd, who I can only assume to have kidnapped @fxllenmercy in some sort of ploy to get out of there. Unfortunately, the Undergames Team does not negotiate with edgy lizards.

So she did the only thing she could do, and takes the child down with them.

What a dramatic, heartrenching ending to the day’s events!

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THE UNDERGAMES: Night 1

The harrowing events of the night before, even if to the crowd they seemed to be overshadowed by the hilarious hi jinks of Dadsters stepping on landmines and the Sans with beautiful locks using her hair to pacify enemy Sanses, still weight hard on our contestants, and even on myself.

So. before continuing with the nightly events, let us mourn the fallen together.

@kindpan of DISTRICT 7, separated from their fellow child companion and struck down by the will of a Boss Monster... just not the one that they usually would be in normal timelines.

@voidscattered of DISTRICT 9, who’s death while laughable, leaves great concern for the child he’d been caring for before his untimely demise.

@punnyskeleton of DISTRICT 3, stabbed in the back by a skeleton he thought he could trust... but as established, you cannot even trust yourself when playing in the Undergames.

And finally, of DISTRICT 10, we mourn the death of @fxllenmercy‘s innocence at the paws of their supposedly protective guardian.

(Note: No, I have no idea why the site added a fourth death. Blame Gaster.)

Now, with that out of the way, let use delve into the first night!

As stated before, the acts of the hours before weigh heavily on the contestants involved... no better an example than @soulscarredscientist, sulking after having to watch a child die in his place without a say in the matter. 

Do I sense survivor’s guilt?

But alas, he is not the only unable to deal with the stress.

As several others are very clearly losing their much-needed sleep over this.

Like @thebrokenlabnerd, screaming for help in a situation where no help was coming... unless, her plan is to lure out other contestants to ambush?

Or @astarvingauthor, who was clearly left shaken after whatever exchange she and the edgy scientist had earlier... perhaps the lizard vowed to return the favor for the attempts on her life? It’s a very reasonable possibility.

And, saddest of all, @delightscream losing himself without his precious Ragu.

Where had that Ragu gone, come to think of it?

Apparently, it’s found yet another friend. It seems @maternacapra not only grants her love and care to children, but to possessed pasta sauce as well!

It’s safe and sound. If only Winston knew that... but, oh well. 

This reminds me... we really do have to check how Toriel’s double is doing...

... well, as it seems, @cinnamccn had a chance encounter with @frozenfischer, but chose not to go for violence tonight. Has she turned a new leaf after earlier?

Perhaps. Or perhaps it’s because Alex was armed with explosives.

For now both live. But where are those children we’ve been worried about?

Well, @fxllenmercy is observing the situation between their “mother” and the mysterious older human from a distance, which is undoubtedly for the best.

Meanwhile @careful-justice just wants to go home. Poor girl.

BUT! Not all the children are unaccompanied!

As, in a odd twist of events, @theirjudgment has taken to working with and watching over @perseveringxsoul in the wake of Const’s landmine mishap. We can only hope he does a better job than he did.

... but wait. Where’s the other Sans? Wasn’t he supposed to be watching Lan?

Oh, apparently @bad-time-simulator-201x found @deadly-devotion... a different kid to watch. He's probably regretting this decision a lot, though. 

Just think of those Genocide stories Dust is telling him.

But hey! Some people are doing well!

Like @skelehomie! Enjoying a fire-cooked meal, safe and sound after killing an alternate version of herself that lacked her beautiful head of hair!

Or the lovely contestants receiving support from our sponsors! Being granted all the much-needed supplies they’ve... well... done nothing to deserve!

Looks like the night is winding down, a calm before the next sto-

... @sat-ona-tuffet babe why you gotta do this?