#Tyla's Mam's new bf just doesn't get it like Harold dude the lesbians and the Welsh speakers exist stop being ignorant

[akaanonymouth]

I went to see a friend yesterday, who I haven't seen since I finished working for her a bloody age ago, and her Mam was like "So... what's new?"

And I'm just like "oh, nothing much. I'm just depressed af and failing at life, but I'm waiting for my girl Jemma Redgrave to realise she was destined to become my wife,"

And my friend is laughing fit to die, her Mam is like "....riiight..." and Mam's new boyfriend is like "Who?!" So there follows a concise (well, sorta haha!) JR film and theatre-ography, and me never being employable in certain circles ever again. Regrets? Non.