#Tuvok: (finding out that human superevolution is dumbass lizards) The Vulcan High Command's Gonna Looove This.
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Picturing Chakotay forever upset about the Threshold thing and Tuvok forever amused by it. (Janeway is just over it)
Starfleet Command: So...the warp ten incident. Janeway: -sighs- Chakotay: -already glaring at Tuvok who has steepled his fingers in his meditative pose- Tuvok: Yes the...warp ten incident........I apologize. It is...difficult to discuss. Chakotay: -glare intensifies- Janeway: -looking out the window- Starfleet Command: Of course. Please, take your time. It must have been quite unsettling. Chakotay: If it unsettles you so much Tuvok please don’t feel pressured to continue. Tuvok: (ignoring him) I actually believe the commander is more knowledgeable on the subject than I. His report was quite illuminating. Have you read it? Chakotay: I don’t think they need to rea- Tuvok: I believe they should read it. To get the ‘full picture’. Janeway: Maybe they can read the commander’s report later. We wouldn’t want to trouble them wit- Tuvok: -pulls a PADD from his bag- I have taken the liberty of bringing the report with me. Chakotay: -teeth grit- Wow. How thoughtful of you. Tuvok: -staring him dead in the eye as he hands it over to the brass- Thank you. You will also note I have highlighted several passages of interest. Chakotay: Of course you did.
#Tuvok: And then they turned into lizards T'Pel. / T'Pel: Yes you have reiterated this story before.#/ Tuvok: -trying so hard to control himself- It was...............................quite amusing. <- internally laughing his ass off#Threshold but only Tuvok thinksits funny#this is ooc but sometimes if you want to make a joke?? a lil haha humor?? You can be a lil ooc#Tuvok works hard to and succeeds in getting Chakotay's report cemented in the history books for what happens when you go to warp ten#The first time Chakotay's stopped and asked 'you're the warp ten guy right?' he has to stop himself from running to Tuvok's location#and choking him out like bart simpson#Janeway just finds the threshold thing mildly embarrassing and a bit of an annoyance#Tuvok: (finding out that human superevolution is dumbass lizards) The Vulcan High Command's Gonna Looove This.#st voyager#Tuvok#Chakotay#Janeway#payback for all the bits Chakotay and Janeway do that Tuvok doesn't find amusing#threshold
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