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kennys-parka-jacket · 5 months ago

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Me when I was 18: omg imagine having a caffiene dependency and having withdrawal symptoms if you don't consume every day. I could never. It's gross how normalized addiction is in this country.

Me at age 22: Texting my friends "sorry for what I said to you before I had my coffee that morning"

#I get it now. You can buy 100 servings for less than 5 bucks. It pairs well with pastries. It gets me to drink milk; which has calcium #Making instant coffee only takes 2 minutes max. It's a soothing nightly/morning ritual. It's only *mildly* addictive #It can be used as an excuse to drink milkshakes at 7am. It enhances performance at work #Turning bitter coffee into a sweet beverage gives a similar feeling of satisfaction as making a good mixer. But caffiene is safer-#-than alcohol #Fuck energy drinks though. Istg; companies like Monster used Not Suitable For Children as inspiration #People talk about the vaping industry and how it preys on kids. But what do yall think energy drinks are doing with those-#-colorful labels and candy flavors?#If you're not an adult then you don't need to be drinking coffee or energy drinks #And if you are an adult then you still shouldn't be consuming energy drinks. Those things will give you kidney stones

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