#Tumpolls

[lifelinebooks]

I'm really curious if anyone listened to audiobooks at 1x speed, since everyone I've already asks has said 1.25x or above.

[amarshmallownamedo]

(these are just my favs add your own in the tags!)

[amarshmallownamedo]

Bestie you're paying me to sit around naked and have unlimited reading time?? Weekends off??? A million dollars a month???? Where is the downside here?

You're given two job offers. You can only accept one, and you can't get a second job or a have side hustle.

The first offer is your dream job, your passion project doing what you love, the career you've always wanted more than anything else, the job you would sell your soul to be able to have. However, you will never make enough to support yourself, and you'll be completely reliant on government assistance.

The second offer is to sit in an empty room naked Monday through Friday, eight hours a day. The only details you're given are that you are allowed to bring entertainment, and you get a break for lunch. The job pays one million dollars (or whatever the equivalent would be where you live) per month.

[amarshmallownamedo]

please tag where you're from and what storytelling culture(s) you're most familiar with

[saejima]

tumblr has become tumPOLLer Lol

[amarshmallownamedo]

Choosing to interpret this as a war with pasta as the weapons. We are beating each other with wet noodles

[anangbandri77]

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[amarshmallownamedo]

I finally got polls and I'm going to make it everyone's probelm

[amarshmallownamedo]

I thought this said choose a crab and I squinted at the croissant like bro that is NOT a crab

[lifelinebooks]

These are all horrible I hate them but I chose it was all a dream because they did that with the Wizard of Oz movie when it was so much different in the book and I was SO ANGRY about it the first time I watched I refused to watch the movie for years after that.

[amarshmallownamedo]

This is one of those questions that is hard for me to answer. I chose strawberry because it is among my favorites but i could also say coffee if i was in the right mood? But also vanilla, not for the flavor alone but for the fact that you can do almost anything with vanilla it's so versatile.

[amarshmallownamedo]

I've only heard of the first one but I'm disappointed that my incessant whistling as a teen didn't kill my dad.

[amarshmallownamedo]

I like to skip trailers of shows I'm really into so I'll be surprised but being as on tumblr as I am I don't think I can do that.

[amarshmallownamedo]

FINALLY. I played a tree in the wizard of oz during my senior year of high school!

It was a fantastic play because the tin man actor was my chem partner and also amazing gay. Also the bitch who thought she ran the school couldn't get me to put on my makeup until last minute and it was VERY fun to watch her get frustrated at me 😏

Please reblog for increased sample size!!