#Tubesteak

[mabelsguidetolife]

[walks in on some dude masturbating; calmly and proudly sips some coffee] ahhh, yes, the old tubesteak handshake…… the meat stick monologue

[distilled-prose]

From Facebook today 8/14/24

Gidget" is the linguistic blend of the words "girl" and "midget."

But the name means much more than that - it's the movie that changed the course of surfing and made it mainstream.

The fictional character was inspired by Frederick Kohner's teenage daughter, Kathy Kohner, who embraced the surfing lifestyle on the sands of Malibu.

Kathy was born on January 19, 1941, in Los Angeles and raised in Brentwood.

She was only five feet tall, weighed 95 pounds, rode her first wave at the age of 15 on June 24, 1956, and was obsessed with surfing and beach life.

One day in Malibu, Terry "Tubesteak" Tracy shouted out: "See you around, Gidget!" The nickname Gidget stuck. Forever.

Initially, Kohner traded peanut butter sandwiches she made in her parent's kitchen for the use of surfboards lying around Tracy's beach shack.

Malibu's favorite mascot soon became an accomplished and well-respected surfer. She was one of the few girls riding waves at the time and kept all her adventures in her diary.

"Some people have Alcoholics Anonymous, Starbucks, church. (...) I had Malibu," Kathy Kohner later said.

The real-life "Gidget" surfed with legends like Miki Dora, Tom Morey, Dewey Weber, Kemp Amberg, and Mickey Munoz.

But, there was a surprise in the making that would have a significant impact on the future of the sport.

Kathy's father, Frederick Kohner, was a Czechoslovakian Jew who worked as a screenwriter for the German film industry until 1933.

When the Nazi regime started removing Jewish credits from films, Frederick Kohner decided it was time to move to Hollywood and started working for Columbia Pictures.

Gidget": The Book That Changed the Course of Surfing

After a day of surfing, Kathy would arrive home and tell her father about the friends, the rides, and the stories and experiences she had witnessed and lived at the beach.

The surf culture, with its surfer slang and laid-back attitude, fascinated and inspired Kohner to write a novel titled "Gidget (The Little Girl with Big Ideas)," her daughter's nickname in Malibu.

The book published by G. P. Putnam's Sons ended up selling over half a million copies.

Two weeks after its release, Frederick Kohner sold the novel rights to Columbia Pictures for $50,000, with five percent going to Kathy.

The American film studio made three movies, all directed by Paul Wendkos - "Gidget" (1959), "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" (1961), and "Gidget Goes to Rome" (1963).

In the novels, the star's name was Franziska Hofer; in the movies, she was Frances Elizabeth Lawrence. But they were all Gidget.

The 1959 movie "Gidget" was shot at Leo Carrillo State Park in Southern California and released on April 10, 1959.

Shortly after hitting the theaters, it became a hit among the American youth audience and rapidly brought surfing into the mainstream.

The film tells the story of a 16-year-old teenage girl - Frances Lawrence (Sandra Dee) - who meets and falls in love with Moondoggie (James Darren), a good-looking surfer.

Mickey Muñoz doubled for Sandra Dree in the surf. He wore a blond wig and bikini in the waves for the cameras.

yo, @surfgirl66 - By the mid '60s, the Gidget movies and such were considered uncool with the advent of the hip movement and all. But I had no idea it was a real story. And, anyway, I thought you might find this interesting.

[zerosuitsammi3]

Should I go outside and scream “tubesteak” at the top of my lungs y/n

Yes. Run along. Shout your penis euphemism to the world with the passion of an ancient warrior. Let the goblin in your heart be free.

[tales-from-the-badge-shiner]

Frat boys, Part 2

Their party room is packed, but as he walks ahead of me a bit of space opens as we move through the crowded room of couples having drunken fun, but move back at the sight of me moving among them. My ‘host’ waves to the kid who’s DJ-ing the party, & as he catches sight of us grins widely as the music volume drops to a more reasonable level. ‘This way, I’ll show you the rest...’ as he leads me further back into the frat. i’m pretty sure this is playing for the crowd to explain my presence, but i appreciate the cover story. i guess he’s leading me to his room but is taking his time. We’ve moved past the party zone into the frat’s private space of their rooms when he suddenly stops by a small room with a single toilet & sink and no door. ‘I gotta piss’ he announces & steps in, then just looks at me. After a second of my uncomprehending he speaks like i’m an idiot ‘get in here & kneel’ ...so a quick glance both ways along the hall and i step in & kneel down. i realize the floor is slick with piss, beer & probably vomited beer, but i’m so focused on the tube running down one leg that i barely notice. i’m thinking i’m about to get my prize& his announcement was a pretext but that’s not the case. As soon as i’m on my knees he unzips, has to put his entire hand in to haul out his massive meat. i’m guessing it’s around ten inches, close to beercan thick & isn’t even hard yet. His next comment catches me off guard ‘You can drink it or you can wear it. Choose fast before I make the decision for you’. i realize what he’s saying and wrap my lips around the helmet head as the torrent begins to firehose away. It’s not my first time drinking recycled beer so i know to start swallowing. He starts lovingly stroking my hair & cheek. ‘That’s my good piggy. You’re a good faggot to take everything this Beast gives you. Yes, my dick is called Beast, & tonight you’re going to be my Beauty. That’s right, my beautiful little faggot bitch is going to give Beast all the loving you can.’ The contrast of the tender caresses with the loving talk with the sadistic and controlling streak in him is fucking with my head, & i swear i start falling for him as i melt inside kneeling in that disgusting toilet. He suddenly pulls off my mouth, his hose still going full stream, & as it flops around he sprays my uniform and pants, dousing me completely in his piss. i must have flashed annoyance because he’s both kind & sadistic as he states ‘Relax. It’ll dry by the time you leave. Iwanted to be sure you’d take it all off before we continued. Besides,’ he says with a grin hinting evilly, ‘I had to mark you as my property.’ Before i can puzzle at that he’s grabbed my head & guided it back onto his cock, & is trying to workit all into my throat. He begins walking backward, leading me crawling on hands and knees into the hall as i’m choking trying to accommodate the tubesteak down my throat.After possibly a dozen paces he stops & i hear a door open to the right as the Now hard Beast is withdrawn from my throat, only the head remaining to stretch my jaw. ‘Strip. Stay on my cock, but take it all off & toss it into my room. It’ll be locked & safe till I’m done with you.’ i hesitate, thinking about all the dire warnings about losing my gear and firearm. He seems to hear my thoughts & says ‘I promise nothing will happen to it, & the room will stay locked. I want you stripped of any illusions of power you might have, so you’re completely exposed as the faggot bitch you really are. You belong to me-I’ve marked you- and I’m not going to let anything happen that I don’t allow, including you getting fired or damaged. Now,’His voice hardened, ‘Strip.’

To be continued yet again...

[musicallyseducingallthehotties]

*cracks knuckles*

Ok. Can't put it off anymore. Let me take a shot at ranking these.

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

Glad to hear that those two words are sexy. I think so too!

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

Length? Eh.

Manhood? Isn't that like a word to describe being a man or something? Didn't know it was used as another word for schlong...

Member? What, is Excalibur a part of some kind of D Club?

Shaft.... Yeah I use shaft. *cough* Accept my Shaft (the song) *cough*

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

Proud user of Penis, and I'm talking about the word and the part the word is named after. Buuuuuut if we are ranking these in the sexy category, I think this word is good for pillow talk, but its mostly for casual stuff. The other words? Too professional. I don't want to be reminded of work. Although Phallus has this mystical quality... idk I just imagine greek warriors fighting sexy snake ladies.

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

I use junk a lot too, but only in casual scenarios. Word of advice: This is not the best word for sexytimes. And wand... but only if I'm feeling mystical. .....The rest of those words are kinda meh though. Especially [insert name here] Jr. Good god, throw that one away.

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

Hellooooo euphanisms! Now I use some of these as lighthearted stuff. Choad and schlong are my favorites out of the bunch. Again, use them for lighthearted and casual stuff. Not words I use during the deed. My favorite one isn't on here, sadly. It's porksword. I f--king love porksword. It's cool and dumb at the same time. Also kind of endearing.

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

Oh my god....

All of these are terrible!!

Except Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love and Thundersword. I'm totally stealing those. The rest of those can go back in the box.

However, I'm surprised tubesteak isn't on there. Oh who am I kidding. Tubesteak would be hanging out with the dudes in tier 5.

...Man. The fact that I found worse words for dick than "tubesteak" clearly shows that I totally need to expand on my genitalia vocabulary.

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[forthegoodofamerica]

A Glowing Nostalgic Escape to Malibu: Where the ‘60s Vibe Still Thrives

What if you could step back in time? A time when life was simpler, the ocean breeze was inseparable from the sound of surfboards cutting through the tides, and a laid-back beach culture flourished like nowhere else in the world? Welcome to Malibu in the 1960s, a place where nostalgia lingers in the air as thick as the salty mist from the Pacific. Allow us to take you on a journey that blends the charm of the past with the tranquility of the present—a story that’s yours to discover in full within the pages of George Magazine’s latest issue.

In her captivating article, “A Nostalgic Escape to Malibu: Where the ’60s Vibe Still Thrives,” author Michele Marin taps deep into the roots of Malibu’s now-iconic status as a beachfront paradise that, no matter how the years pass, never seems to lose its ‘60s soul. Marin beautifully captures the essence of this era, transporting readers to an iconic moment that shaped California surf culture forever. Read on to catch a glimpse of the sun-soaked magic waiting in this free edition from George Magazine.

The Effortless Charm of a Bygone Era

Step onto Surfrider Beach, and it’s almost as if you’ve been invited into a living time capsule. Marin paints a vivid scene: “As the sun dips behind the Pacific, casting a golden glow over the surfers carving waves at Surfrider Beach, Malibu unfurls its laid-back charm; a place where time seems to slow down, and the spirit of the ’60s lingers in the salty air.”

It’s here, on these crashing shores, that the culture of Malibu was born—an effortless combination of sun, surf, and a carefree lifestyle that has inspired generations of beach lovers. For anyone who has ever romanticized the idea of endless summers and bonfires on the beach, Marin’s words evoke that nostalgic feeling of witnessing Malibu during its historical explosion into the mainstream.

Back in 1956, it wasn’t yet the lavish Malibu many know today. Instead, it was home to a small, rag-tag group of pioneers that would go on to establish what we now revere as “surf culture.” Reading Marin’s descriptive account will leave you wanting to dust off an old surfboard and catch the next wave yourself.

“Gidget” and Malibu’s Legendary Status

The story of Malibu’s rise to prominence wouldn’t be complete without the mention of “Gidget,” a name that resonates in the hearts of those who know the true history behind surf culture. It’s here that the real-life story of a 15-year-old girl named Kathy Kohner-Zuckerman, famously known as “Gidget,” comes to life.

In a world dominated by big-name surf legends, Gidget entered the scene quietly, yet she became one of the most iconic figures of surfing folklore. Marin’s article tells the captivating story of how Kathy Kohner stumbled upon this hidden Surf Sanctuary, and the impact that ensued after befriending a tight-knit group of surf devotees, including none other than Terry-Michael “Tubesteak” Tracy.

Marin’s storytelling gives us an intimate peek into those early days—when Kathy and her “tanned gods” ruled Surfrider Beach, helping solidify Malibu’s reputation as a mecca for surfers and beach culture enthusiasts. Gidget’s presence would go on to inspire books, films, and even change the way America saw surfing, portraying it as more than a niche sport but rather a lifestyle.

Malibu: A Timeless Retreat

Fast forward to today, and though decades have passed, Malibu still offers a quiet refuge for those seeking to get lost amongst the waves. Even as mega-mansions popped up and fame found a home in this once-undiscovered area, the foundation of ‘60s surf culture remains intact. But while surfers still carve the historic waves at Surfrider Beach, everyone from movie stars to artists continues to retreat to Malibu to escape from the fast-paced world.

More than just a piece of history, Marin’s article helps us understand the importance of preserving the legacy of the carefree ‘60s vibe in modern times. Whether it’s the simplistic lifestyle, the endless sunny days, or the music of the era, there’s something eternal about Malibu’s charm that leaves you yearning for a time when life was breezy and full of possibility.

It’s not just a beach—it’s a return to an ideal way of life many dream of. Through vivid storytelling and heartfelt reflections, Marin’s article calls out to those dreaming of an escape—whether physical or emotional. And lucky for you, you can access these enchanting moments for free.

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[johnthestitcher]

A few manly bulges on display! Swimming club, Brighton, England, 1863. Notice that they are topless - most bathing costumes of the time have men with their chest covered. (Do you suppose the taller that hat - the shorter the tubesteak?)

[stanthejokemanshow]

Superfluous Senators Tommy Tubesteak & Senator Markwoman Mullin Attackin...

[sausagevendor]

I jus

[joeygallagher]

Sip-n’ Surf

Santa Monica, CA

[xtevex]

Chili dogs from the one and only Matt’s Famous Chili Dogs in Georgetown! #lunch #lunchtimeadventures #mattsfamous #mattsfamouschilidogs #chilidog #cheese #yum #tubesteak #seattlefood #seattlefoodie #foodporn #foodphotography #eeeeeats #206eats #food #hungry #feedfeed #friday (at Matt's Famous Chili Dogs) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnKANOdAgxx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ylwbptiw2tdt

[stanthejokemanshow]

Tommy the Tubesteak, an American Ballad!  Spread the Word and Share!

[garycuff]

My night to cook!!! #tubesteak 🌭🤣 https://www.instagram.com/p/CBO9WN1h-Jm/?igshid=1ee8v1v77bb84

[marcstremblay]

#50 in my "Neighbourhood Grocery Stores" series: Gobind Food Market. This is a small Indian food market where one can buy "Fresh Produce, Fresh Meat, Fresh Poultry, Indian Food and Spices." Interestingly, while there is delicious Indian fare inside, these two patrons were busy chomping hotdogs from the Mr. Tube Steak cart on the sidewalk. It's unclear if the store is also operating the cart, or competing with it. #indian #food #spices #market #tubesteak #hotdog #victoria #vancouverisland #artistic #snapshot (at Gobind Food Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/BVq-tK5F5LL/?igshid=1a9msancsnpyw

[darby27]

The golden glow of golden quality stag beer with an appearance by the quarter pound tubesteaks #rad #stagbeer #goldenquality #tubesteak

[jazzfunkdid]

Don Randi Trio + 1 ‎– Tubesteak

Poppy ‎– PYS-5701 – Released in 1972. Don Randi Trio + 1 ‎– At The Baked Potato. Bass – Harvey Newmark. Congas – Hal Gordon. Drums – John Summer. Piano – Don Randi.