#TubbyTronik

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yandere po, because i am free and choose how i face death - with no shame, and my regrets die with me

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wickety wack and that's that

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TubbyTronik (2012) - Alternate universe Teletubbies make an alternative hip-hop album, produced mainly by Dipsy

Laa-Laa-Land (2018) - Rap album by Laa-Laa as part of a pinky promise between her and Po

AGAIN! AGAIN! (2022) - Hiatus breaking album by the Teletubbies, this time produced mainly by Po

Apollyon (2023) - Tinky Winky gets supernatural abilities and makes a cringe alternative rock album, featuring Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po as as side group called the Static 3.

Dubly Doobies & Ditty Doodles (2025) - Dipsy's album written entirely high with Laa-Laa and Po, the other two in the studio that also get high

SchinaneToonz (2028) - Freestyle beef-squashing album between gangster rapper E. Elemoe from the rap group SeZemi and Po-ONE from the group TubbyTronik.

Syd3X!X (2032) - A collaborative album as part of the 30&35 Musical Arts Universal Pride event, featuring and produced by SüKi Kikikïr of the Deranged Myme Crewe, THE_MAC of Urthe, and Po-ONE of Teletubby Land.

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TW: We all need to come to terms with the fact that this is a polycule now. As much as it pains my ongoing theme, no more love triangles.

D: I'm down.

P: A'ighty.

LL: ...Okay.

TW: We should appreciate and uplift each other and give our time, space, and love equally amongst everyone here.

D: That's fair.

P: I wouldn't wanna leave anyone out of the equation either!

LL: ...Gotcha.

TW: So I don't want to hear, any daft headed fuck faced comments about how anyone is more attractive than someone else. Like, Laa-Laa and Dipsy are just as beautiful as one another!

D: Eeeehhh, I don't know about all that, Laa is way hotter.

TW: What? Who the fuck cho-

P: I mean, look, lad- As a devout member of the Laa-Laa Appreciation Club, it's an undeniable fact.

D: Like, I got my good side and whatevs, but Laa takes the cake.

LL: ...Them's facts?

TW: Apparently so, fuck, fine.

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Skoolyard Taunts - TubbyTronik

Righty righty, oh! it's a righty-o day!

That's right, yo, Po gonna flow on it today

And I'm out here with that old-school, schoolyard style

Making, breaking it like Dipsy all the while

I rhyme, I rap! when I rhythm, I spits it!

Olly Outie, Bizzarr- Mxyzptlk!

And I rap on rhythm & I rhyme, Tubby Season!

Like a Darkside, backwards- Kltpzyxm!

Call it a fluke! I call it a Juke!

Scammer get scammed, Golly Gadzooks!

Hogwash and riff raff, and whatnots, enough.

Flim flam and Mush Mash, and Poppyco- WHAT???

I be the queen of the mulch yard, ruler of the sandbox

Pilot of the paper aeroplanes, loopy like red locks

If you're some meany with intentions to boo me

Mad 'cause I'm Tubby and don't have Cooties

Taunts Taunts, give a response,

Hit me with the Schoolyard Oldschool Taunts!

Taunts Taunts, hit me with a taunt,

Give a Oldschool Schoolyard response!

Hickory Dickory dock me, ABC!

Phase 2 of the 4 you'd see,

I have the styles that'll school you

all the way back, elementary!

Captital D to the I, P to the S,

Ends with the Y, You know I'm fresh!

Hold up, y'all... Lemme take a breath,

Slow it down real on my pester quest.

Go and battle me with lyrical violence

I'm going wild either way, out here acting childish

If my ma, pa, grandma, or pop pop saw me

they'd say I go too soft on these bloomless poppies

I go funky like hip-hop, and hard like rap-rock

I'm greener than a dope man but with static on the spot

And not heated or hot, like a teapot, I may flaunt,

Playin' around the playground with these schoolyard taunts

Taunts Taunts, give a response

Hit me with the Schoolyard Oldschool Taunts

Taunts Taunts, hit me with a Taunt

Give me a Oldschool Schoolyard response

I hear you got a crush on sally from 4th period!

I hear she's got a temper on her, a wild fury it

Makes her turn into the boogeyman at night !

We just joshing ya, let's get back to playing, alright?

So rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper,

and dinosaur cyborg blasts all 3 to vapour!

You cast electric blast? Nope, I'm immune!

Well, my rock beats everything under the sun or moon!

Teacher! Teacher! She pushed me!

Well he spilt my Capri Sun and stole my Sunny D!

And she said that you're just a sucker for hire!

Wh- NUH UH LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!

My dad could beat-up your dad, no doubt!

And my nan could knock your nan's dentures out!

And you're poopoo, doodoo, but what else is newnew!

I see your NeenerNeener, I raise you a NanaNana BooBoo!

Taunts Taunts, give a response

Taunts Taunts, hit me with a Taunt

Hit me with the Schoolyard Oldschool Taunts

Give me an Oldschool Schoolyard response

Taunts Taunts, give a response

Hit me with the Schoolyard Oldschool Taunts

Taunts Taunts, hit me with a Taunt

Give me an Oldschool Schoolyard response

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Full Circle Cypher - TubbyTronik

A rose tinted shorty gone ballistic on the masses,

Assessing actions as presents on the future past tense!

Been bad since I smoked mint mixed with incense,

Somehow, got high, been fother mucking buzzed since!

Been here stretching and flexing my muscle power,

Don't let my yellow fur fool you, I'm a bitch not a coward.

And i'll defend this 'cule, 'til it's no longer a theory,

I'll stomp your trash talking ass like a turt, you feel me?

Me? Straight chillin, 4realin, TubbyCronic dealin',

10 ounces for 2 bucks, and I ain't schemin' or skimmin'

or scammin, just jammin' here's the secret plannin':

Out here being fresh, and my homies are my fans, man.

One to the two, to the three, I'm the four.

You probably tried macking me, but I'm the mack and you're

Just a pick me girl, a pretty boy, spit you out and chew toy,

And now you're dumb founded like a dum-dum, duh-DOY!

The TubbyTronik cypher, cyclepath like a psycler,

Green like a snake! No, not a Boa, (Nor a Viper?)

(A Copperhead?) (Cobra?), I'm something else instead,

I'm an S rank Spearmint with the cowprint on my head.

I'm bashing down your door. (WAIT, WHAT) Here I come.

I tiger dropped a dragon, killed a king with my thumb.

Suggest you run, run, run, (RUN) as fast as you can,

Or stay in your lane like the motherfucking muffin man.

Full circle like my 'tennae, red, like my rhymes,

Fresh like Dipsy, fruity and tangy like limes,

Strong willed like my best mate, L double A.

Well paced like TW, just how we practised yesterday.

And I'm

Simmering, shimmering, shimminy, skibbity, scoobity Doobity who? (DOO)

Skimmer my rinkity dinkitty dinkitty Shimmer my rinkitty what? (DOO)

John Doe's and Mary Sue's, Pat Sam's and Alex Max too,

Out the pinwheel hills, Po-ONE, rappin' for the giggling sun!

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ShnischKiBobber - TubbyTronik

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber, top rhymes be proper

I'll be the pilot, my crew's in the chopper

No one's the king, opposition's all coppers

Thresh like a Fesh Pince, you're just a pauper

Like my sweet life, I get tipsy like Tipton

Man, skip smoke sesh, it's bong water I'm sippin

ShnischKiBobber hits like Tubby-Cust's

Never-ending freshness like apollyon upon us

You don't mind your own, so own your mind

ShnischKiBobber lays upon your last lucky dime

And I'm doing my best, I do enough every time

On that ShnischKiBobber grind, I'm taking what's mine

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

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ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

I am the 4th place champion of rhymes on my street

I be the one running deep, no shoes- pawed feet

I don't nap, I sleep- snork mimimimimimi

a lullabillical funkadellic ShnischKiBobber beatie

Yo, (PO!) (HYPHEN!) (CAPITAL O-N-E)!

The Shnisch Bobbiest one on this beat of the 4 you see!

Croptop circle sparkledog! (Weddeyetalkinabboue?)

That ShnischKiBobber got me wildin' and going all out!

ShnischKiBobber got me asking, why you bother?

Why you care what we do, oy, you're not my father!

ShnischKiBobber ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber,

Have a merry mulberry, KanishmissKiBobber!

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

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ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch (I be the motherfuckin')

L double A, (DASH) L double A!

The coldest bitch that make you jump up with a hip-hip

(HORRAY!)

ShnischKiBobber got me pumped up for a fight.

I knock you through the roof into the dark abyss of night

If you pass us in a cypher, you best run and hide,

ShnischKiBobber turns a simple Jekyll to a Hyde.

One part Tele, (Eh-Oh!) Two parts Tubby,

Three parts for a thrupple, and my jokes stay funny!

I like my eggs like my opposition, they better be (RUNNY!)

And my days like my disposition- Partly (SUNNY!)

(And what about them diss tracks?) Oh, that's old shit,

Now they on that SuperCaliFragilistic extra helly hoe tip!

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

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ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber, I'm holy like a father,

Like a torn up boat afloat treacherous waters.

Scary temperamental and it's detrimental,

ShnischKiBobber got me in my feels, sentimental.

Malfunctioning Creator Tinky Winky,

ShnischKiBobber is a spell activated through the pinky.

The TubbyCronic and the Tronik isn't everything, though.

ShnischKiBobber's got other stuff that goes into it, so

Flibbity Jibbity Jibber Jabber and a Flux Capacitor,

42 drops of wicked elixir, and a jolly good day, sir!

It's no secret, that's the tubby show stopper!

An incantation with affects, The ShnischKiBobber!

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

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ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

Dipsy dips back in the flow for a final offer:

My wackness for your hat, now I ain't one to crunch-

But between you and me, dawg, you ain't changin much.

You worry about us so much, you say that we'll go soft

"When the teletubbies gonna go & turn the tummies off"

Never bitch, we know exactly how you haters be-

Always riding on the hate train and heading for me!

No amount of NixNax or PatdyWax is fit to shudder us,

ShnischKiBobber built off of creativity and trust.

We are the T U double B Y, and now you get to see why,

Po, get on this flow, take the piss as you go!

Tinky Winky with a fierce bite to match my bark,

Quick like Dipsy wisply popping out the deep dank dark,

Laa-Laa hits quick, with a sucket punch to the neck,

The TubbyTronik all presenting in full quadruple effect!

ShnischKiBobber Shnisch Nisch KiBobber

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Dipsy the Vagabond's Wizardry Quest - TubbyTronik

I'm on the ultimate quest, one I live to improve

I'm all packed up and I got my groove

No Walkman needed when you're high on chronic

And with that tubby-pack, I'm already on it

I step out of my hollowed out oak wood cove

into the grove with the faeries and gnomes

And the smurfs run about, and the munchkins shout

My homie Geromie asks what I'm struttin' about

I says I'm headed North on an ultimate quest

cause my buckshot broom stick's bust

and I'm fixin' to be come a wizard of this village

and throw a party, cause that's a must

She said, "man you must be high off that savage pack

if you think you'll ever make it back"

In one piece? Dawg, 4 to the shizzle

I lettin' doubt hate me, I ain't livin' fickle

"Sure, sure, whatevs, do what'cha want,

But remember to stick to the road!"

I said sure thing Geromie, now go'n leave me lonley

On my wizard journey, so save me some dank, homie

Out the village, to become a wizard!

An enchanted enchantress conjure enchantment!

On my way to become a wizard!

Alchemical skills ready in the event of encampment!

Down this road to be come a wizard!

In this day in age, it ain't that odd!

On my way to become a wizard!

Better than them fakes up in Emerald Oz.

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The Static 3 - TubbyTronik (Apollyon)

In the static, acting Erratic

Error in the system, no display just static

Stuck in the Static, The Static 3

Gray, Black and White, (Oye, Eyo, transmission to me!)

I'm so rare, I get snatched up and I sound so good,

Elmo's gonna have to pack up outta Chavo's neighborhood

my sound's so rare you can barely feel it

styles so slick, you can't get a chance to smear it

PH80, and I ate the whole cow,

Pigged out like a piggy, still a Tubby not a sow

Got a sugar rush, and my dragon year is now

Upon the great wall of China i scraped your knee (How?)

3 Characters for you, P O 1, slick

nothing deep about me, except this crew that i run with

You're welcome to try us with those demonic powers

we're behind the static, so keep heckling like flowers

I remember being the White of the static Eons ago

I remember getting here, it was white as snow

In the static, I can still spit my lyrical smile style

and with the other static 2, I'll make it worthy while

In the static, acting Erratic

Error in the system, no display just static

Stuck the Static, The Static 3

Gray, Black and White, (Ok, luv, channel to me.)

I'm so applaudable, I get clapped up (Ayyo?)

Clap you in a strait tench jacket, straight strapped up (Oh)

I ought to gut punch you and invert your organs, but

you only pissed me off, so you get smacked up, twat

Out the static, first goal is to make your life tragic

Fuck up your duds, didn't need to use the TubbyMagic

I got the resolution, New Year's came really early

Yank your bitch ass back down 144p

Static bellied, pissed off and yellow headed

I'm a blockbuster, and you're just blockheaded

halfheartedly, I ask where the fuck you think you're headed

headbutt you, cause school always said I was fuckin hard headed

Lapses of memory with in the black of the static

I can hardly remember the isolation of the tragic

magic laid upon my new home with these other 2

pixels with me, this may be the best place to call tomb

In the static, acting Erratic

Error in the system, no display just static

Stuck the Static, The Static 3,

( And me. (And me. (And me.) ) )

I'm so matter of fact, I remain factual

Your blasphemous remains gasp in cathedral walls

Such slow breathing, Loud heart beating, pores bleeding

Can't hide from the hidden, suddenly no more breathing.

My liminal crimson art? [ C R I M I N A L ]

Putting [ R E D A C T E D ] in the static, straight Subliminal

I'm a wicked force of nature, unheard of before

The reckoning's before you and black blood's on the shore

Once apart of the static, always part of the static

You grow into the static, never away from the static

Nary a day passes without influence from my static realm

Nay, a whisper escaped, one day, and it was me, I tell em

Word of advice from your hueful god, dear

I'm going nowhere, and I'll always be near

Take my words with you, and listen, and hear

You just cannot stop what's already here

In the static, acting Erratic

Error in the system, no display just static

Stuck the Static, The Static 3

Gray, Black and White, (Hell yes! Transmit it to me!)

I'm so fly you can call me Sugar Ray

Call me late to dinner the way I ate sleep that day

My treasure's so green X'd up and mapped up

And the green so sticky, it might get slapped up

I pack up a bowl for the ones in rotation

no nightmare in it, no Freddy nor Jason

this shit be fictive, and that's what you sell em

I keep my scriptures zesty, bitch, I'm talkin lemon

I never fit in, because the waistline's busy

I wear a bucket hat, and it's full don't tip me

I'm green like a giant, not green with envy

And I doodle all day, that's why they call me Dipsy

One, two, three, the static's cozy like shag carpet

Uncomfy unconforming visions up and upon it

I ain't trippin on the gray, I keep my shoes tied

And here in the static? How could I lie?

In the static, acting Erratic

Error in the system, no display just static

Stuck the Static, The Static 3

Gray, Black and White, The Static 3

In the static, acting erratic, you better hop like a rabbit

Apollyon winks your essence damns it, and nabs it

trapped it in static, forever probably

Once they get you, you hang with the static 3

In the static, erratic, with the static 3

Trapped in the static, damns it, and nabs it

No matter once they get you, forever probably

Apollyon winks, you hop like a rabbit

Apollyon winks, you hop like a rabbit

Trapped in the static, trapped in the static

Apollyon winks, trapped forever probably

Now you forever hang with the Static 3

What are you lad's up to?

Flower's quiet.

FLOWERS QUIET?

Not even shit talking.

BUT THEY LOVE DOING THAT!

That's what I'm saying!

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Sentence Enhancers - TubbyTronik

Ok, class today is the day where we will be learning about sentences enhancers.

A common form of language used to deliver concentrated emphasis on emotion and intent within sentences amongst eachother.

Does anyone have any examples of these instruments? No?

Well, let's learn ya somethin' right here-

Who's fuckin' funky fresh with the sentence enhancers?

Who's funky fuckin' fresh with the sentence enhancers?

Who's fuckin' funkin' fresh with the sentence enhancers?

Who's funkin' fuckin' fresh with the sentence enhancers?

I'm a godamn conductor with the sentence enhancers,

Could go without em, but they stick together like plaster

And I'll be damned if I don't slam at least one

One this goddamn fresh ass record on our album!

A motherfucker like me with a sentence enhancer

Shut em down, bitch, I know you heard me,

I keep my motherfuckin' god damn mouth so dirty!

they gotta call me motor mouth when i walk in the room,

and mortar mouth cause i drop fuck bombs like BOOM!

is like a motherfucking riddle master vs me with only answers

the bastards jump faster than frogs around profanities ,

I'm livin' out the fog, awake, no fuckin' fantasies.

Who's fuckin' funky fresh with the sentence enhancers?

A motherfuckin MC like me with no debates

I'mm'onna keep cussin' and puttin rhymes the plate

Go'on and keep flapping your gums, yeah, we see y'all

Sentence enhancers gots two words for ya: FUCK Y'ALL

Who's funky fuckin' fresh with the sentence enhancers?

Who's fuckin' funkin' fresh with the sentence enhancers?

Who's funkin' fuckin' fresh with the sentence enhancers?

Friggety Fucketty fresh with no rest unlike the rest, but

I ain't a pussy but I'm a catty, so give that shit a rest, cunt

I be acting like the fuckin' mac, all tall blue and handsome,

I fucking am what I fucking am, so hop off my nuts, son!

Yo ho, little fake bitches wanna fuck around with this

Got half a mind, to say what's on my mind,

fuckin' 3 bitches every night or hangin' with mine?

ain't shit you can say to make me quit, i got potentialz

I'm a fag at it bitch, and my homie's homiesexual!

Who are you? Some kinda scaredy cat afraid to say fuck?

Someone who thinks a bitch like me would ever give a fuck?

Who am I? Just a bitch who could knee both your eyes, bitch

And leave you stumblin blind out the club and into a ditch, bitch

ho ho, 3 times now I'm dumpin' coal on you, bitch,

no no, you can step up to me like I'm a carnival game,

Eh-oh, yo ass was in the dunk tank all along, ya stay lame!

Who's fuckin' funky with the sentence enhancers?

Who's funky fuckin' with the sentence enhancers?

Who's fuckin' funkin' with the sentence enhancers?

Who's funkin' fuckin' with the sentence enhancers?

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click for qualt

i spent all night drawing this, i don't know why

oh yeah i do, it's because it's fresh as fuck

MC TW, major glamour out to trouble you,

You mess with this mess, and I'll make you stumble dude!

You brandish a gun, I brandish slick rhymes,

Tinky MC Winky getting TubbyTronik, buh-bye!

My DJ, that's me, get down,

You step up to us and try to dance with a frown?

I'm crazy TubbyTronik, from my feet to my dipstick,

And before I spin on it, I take my hat and i tips it!

L double A dash L double A, say,

Who's more TubbyTronik than me anyway?

I can break like D, so don't'cha try me, sucker,

you got the beef, step to the flat top, buster!

TubbyTronik, man, I can show you how fun

In chronic lifestyle, excluding no-one,

Po-One, is what I write when i ride on my scooter,

And I'm rapping with my friends, there's nothing cooler!

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Change Tha Channel On 'Em - TubbyTronik

TW, bigger than the Eiffel '65,

in my material world, we doing more than dives and drives

The winking twink, with diamonds upon thine wrists

make you second guess whether I'm really worth the risk

CLICK ZZRT, top 50 CLICK ZZRT now we top 10

CLICK ZZRT now we underbarrel, underground, & condemned

Bad styles, try to see the musical perspective from my angle

like JS Bach preforming my electric triangle

My redflags glow like the uranium in my handbag

I stay relaxed you hater bitches stay mad n sad

CLICK ZZRT now we hell bound CLICK ZZRT under hell's dirt

and if demon's start dissin we change the channel on em,

hope it hurts

We in the static for the long haul (AS SEEN ON TV)

We hopping out of the static (LIKE NESTING DOLLS)

We in the static for the long haul (AS SEEN ON TV)

We change the channel on em (CHANNEL ON EM)

(ALL 4 CHANNELS Y'ALL)

(It's time for teletubbies!) And I'mma come with it

You wanna target me, and I'm a red dot in it

(Time for teletubbies!) Fast like sonic,

Got my hard hat head sheild on that TubbyCronic

cause it's (Time for teletubbies!) and I'm keeping it chronic

Hooked on it like phonics, and borderline demonic

Used that CLICK ZRRT on me one too many times

but I'm on every station blasting dope assed rhymes

Now I'm ex-ecstatic, like Max Headroom's collar

I can freak the robot real stiff, but I'm hellsa baller (Holler!)

hear ye hear me and dont try to force it

you're a L'Oréal kind of wack, you're not really worth it

Like tubby custard i stick with the four

We stay channel locked track you down to the floor

You're right to be scared and ask "why me" and "what for"

With Double L Double A shouldering your door

We'll stance like K, while you cry so sad and poor

Waiting for the ad break to put you in a figure 4

Here, you though we we're sweet like some M'n'Ms

You watch too much tv, so we change the channel on 'em

We in the static for the long haul (AS SEEN ON TV)

We hopping out of the static (LIKE NESTING DOLLS)

We in the static for the long haul (AS SEEN ON TV)

We change the channel on em (CHANNEL ON EM)

(ALL 4 CHANNELS Y'ALL)

D to the J to the capital D

I to them lowercased P-SY's (Pee-See's)

your wack ways of playin and gawkin at me

Thought your crib was a play house at Uncle Pee-Wee's

If I could keep the cameras aimed somewhere, not on me

Probably on any of my other homies

I like to keep you guessin in my rhymes behind the scenes

like how I'm stylin while writing this, see what I mean?