#TuT TuT

[autisticlancemcclain]

sometimes. i. truly want to meet people in this fandom in the pit.

[cyanide-martinifortwo]

You're telling me I'm supposed to solve this man's riddles with THAT THING looking me in the eyes?!?!??

[forget-me-maybe]

✨ Last Six Sentences ✨

thank you for tagging me @lemonsrosesandlavender <3

no pressure tags for u: @redroomroaving @darkurgetrash and @heartfluttered if you want to <3

i'm guessing this is supposed to be the last six sentences i wrote.

i've let go of my modern au (for now, it needs some time to mature in the wip cellar) and continued on the post canon fic i really should ignore until i've written the next chapter of yksu.

but that's just not how i work. i see a muse, i grab it. here we go!

also this is like the most i've written in two weeks to i'm happy about it even existing.

But now, the bastard is intruding on her territory, again. 

Tav’s first instinct is to yeet her tankard across the guildhall, hoping it’ll hit him straight in the head. She snickers a bit, thinking about how it’d make a satisfying clank as it hits that empty head of his. Alas, in a massive exercise of self control, she raises the tankard to her lips instead, draining its bitter content with deep gulps. 

As the adventurer makes his way across the mezzanines towards her, Tav’s second instinct is to vault the bar and hide, which is frankly just embarrassing behaviour for the 'Hero of the Gate'. But Aradin Beno is the last person she wants to see again and while he still hasn’t noticed her, it’s just a matter of seconds until he will. 

[femboycharles]

By allah you are ALL DOGS, I will reblog anyway

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

help i forgot that Ashe Bradley was a bit of a sexist when he was younger xzbbxnxnznnsjs

[of-wildflowers-and-stars]

Please do part 3 for snippet 3. -🐱🐱

Will do Cat Anon! Also, I've decided that snippets past three parts are gonna get a name. Bon appétit!

Through a Crowd

part 1, part 2

Hero chased the edge of Villain’s cape as they rounded a corner. They couldn't help but question their sanity, whether they were chasing Villain or a specter. Whether they were being followed or the presence they sensed was paranoia. 

The alleyway they entered was dark, shaded by laundry lines and the blackening sky. They stepped deeper into the shadows, attempting to quiet their breathing.

Water splashed behind them. A hand clamped over their mouth, holding them against a chest.

“I didn’t know you were one for speeches,” a familiar voice rasped in their ear. Hero relaxed immediately, nearly falling to the ground as tears flooded their eyes. “Hello, love.”

Hero whipped around, throwing their arms around Villain. A hiss slid through Villains teeth and Hero pulled back.

"Are you hurt?" They scanned Villain, noting how they favored their right leg. 

Villain released one hand from Heros waist to grab their chin and guide their gaze back to them. Their face was riddled with bruises and stitches. “Hero—" Villains tone was a gentle warning, knowing that look.

"How dare you die?" Hero slapped their hands on VIllain’s chest and they winced. Their face fell and Villain chuckled. Their eyes found Hero’s and they beamed, filling the dark alley with a pocket of light. Hero couldn't look at them. Instead they whispered, "Half the city is razed. I thought—why stay in such danger?"

Villain brushed a hand over Hero’s bent head, tucking a loose strand behind their ear. They didn't speak until Hero looked up again, deep in thought.

"Superhero knows my weakness even if they don't know about us. They said so many horrible things..." As if by instinct, their grip on Hero tightened, drawing them flush against each other.

Hero reached up to cup their cheek, snapping them out of their reverie.

"Their lies blinded me. I lost myself when I thought I lost you." Hero’s breath caught in their throat as Villain threaded their hands through their hair, their faces drifting closer.

"Hero," they breathed against their lips, "you are my greatest weakness."

The air shifted behind them and they both froze. The paranoia of another presence settled sickeningly in the pit of Hero's stomach again.

A shadow lurked on the roof above them. The figure dropped, landing in the mouth of the alleyway. Concrete shattered under them, sending splinters up the walls and between the two lovers.

Superhero looked between the two, hatred burning in their glare. "Traitor!"

[gemkun]

🐉👅🍙 💦

your sins have been exposed , general.

[0-coordinates]

[x-azier]

tut tut @stinkyratt how dare you

[magnetic-tide]

Wifey is INNOCENT!! let him out of the box!

[autisticlancemcclain]

do people think they’re the authority on lance or something

[radarchives]

Casual reminder that Beel hates Mammon's cooking.

at this point he should just say he hates white haired people 🙄

[shiftingbetweenfandoms]

EE isn’t being very lgbtq+ rn

[femboycharles]

Ideally I should go sleep rn bc it’s 10:57 pm and I have to wake up really REALLY early for the wedding…but here I am, blogging 🫣

[munsontm]

𝕊𝔼𝕏, 𝔾𝔼ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ & 𝕃𝕆𝕍𝔼 ℍ𝔼𝔸𝔻ℂ𝔸ℕ𝕆ℕ𝕊 𝔽𝕆ℝ ℚ𝕌𝔼𝔼ℝ & 𝕂𝕀ℕ𝕂𝕐 𝕄𝕌𝕊𝔼𝕊

bold what does apply to your muse, italicize what applies in sometimes / some verses, strike through what never applies & leave regular what's indifferent to your muse!

copy & repost please do not reblog!

♡ GENDER IDENTITY: cisgender / intersex / gender-nonconforming / transmasc / transfemme / transman / transwoman / nonbinary / gender-fluid / genderqueer / agender / demi-girl / demi-boy / bigender / pangender / omnigender / two-spirit

♡ SEXUALITY: queer / gay / lesbian / bisexual / pansexual / omnisexual / asexual / androsexual / demisexual / fluid / non-labelled / graysexual / gynesexual / homosexual / monosexual / polysexual

♡ DATING PREFERENCES: monogamous / ethically nonmonogamous / monogamish / relationship anarchy / open relationships / polyamorous / doesn't date / dates casually

♡ ATTACHMENT STYLE: secure / anxious preoccupied / dismissive avoidant / fearful-avoidant / disorganised

♡ SEXUAL INCLINATIONS: sex favourable / sex adverse / sex indifferent / hypersexual / sex-repulsed / bottom / top / versatile / vers bottom / vers top / service top / power bottom / stone top / pillow princess / submissive / dominant / switch / brat / baby girl/boy / soft dom / pleasure dom / caregiver

♡ LOVE LANGUAGES: words of affirmation / quality time / acts of service / receiving gifts / physical touch / activity / appreciation / emotional / financial / intellectual / practical

♡ PHYSICAL ACTS OF INTIMACY: holding hands / kissing / cuddling / massages / bathing together / washing partner's hair / skin on skin contact / forehead kisses / playing under the table (e.g. hand on thigh, footsy etc) / playing with partner's hair / playful tickling / seeking them out in bed to hold / eye contact / reading to your partner / being read to / napping together / couch cuddles while doing separate activities (head in lap etc)

♡ KINKS & TURN ON'S: dirty talk / quiet in bed / loud in bed / having hands pinned / pinning partners hands / having hair pulled / pulling partners hair / being watched / watching their partner / voyeurism / receiving oral sex / giving oral sex / receiving penetration / giving penetration / praise kink / biting / marking up your partner / being marked up / impact play / edge play / teasing / being teased / using toys on partner / having toys used on them / choking / being choked / being restrained / restraining their partner / shibari / breeding kink / piss kink / worshipping their partner / being worshipped / humiliating / being humiliated / degrading / being degraded / pegging / being pegged / frotting / face sitting / dom/sub dynamics / DDLG dynamics / aftercare / anal / bdsm / light bondage / outdoor sex / sensory deprivation / roleplay / rough sex / threesomes / wax play / sensory play (eg. pinwheels etc) / knife play / blood play / caging / cbt / sounding / collars / exhibitionism / rimming / pet play / dressing up for partner / partner dressing up for them / daddy kink / mommy kink / master/slave dymanics

tagged by: none. I nicked it.

tagging: @harringtontm / @khrused / @langdhon / @sinfyre / @rebelcliche / @immobiliter / @shadowcovcn / @piraticalwit /@twistedwit / @trickstercaptain

[oculusxcaro]

you forgot to eat and/or drink water today: yes or no?

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

"Yes." Khare frowned. It wasn't like she'd intentionally forgot, she'd just... been busy, and sometimes it took a while for her body to remind her she needed to feed and water it. The urge to shower had taken over from drinking, unless it had been very dry to which she could down bottles of the stuff. Her tongue flicked at dry lips, an act more reptillian in nature than amphibious. Food wasn't important.