#Tsuna as the sole holder of Finwean braincell

[ryoalouette]

KHR!xTolkien AU coz why not

The other day in @cywscross Discord, a certain someone (@tiredfictiongate ) had said: I want Tsuna as a Tolkien elf

Alouette (me), being one of the few Tolkien nuts (tho am certainly not an expert) active in Cross’ Discord be like: Challenge Accepted.

So lo! I have a few versions of Sawada Tsunayoshi being a Tolkien Elf!

1) Nana is a Tolkien elf isekai’d to KHR! World. 

- Name could be anything, but it’s certainly not Nana (Sindarin: mom). Iemitsu probably heard her name very wrongly or has incompetency issues with his ears, who even knows. But her only record of her existing is possibly from the wedding certificate with Iemitsu.

Addendum: Reborn thought that Tsuna was very impolite in calling his mother with her name, but both Tsuna and Nana (who just uses that name as a nickname at this point, probably) just told him point blank that Nana means mom in her native language.

Addendum 2: 

Reborn: Where’s your mom from?

Tsuna: oh, she came from (insert elven city name like Ost-in-Edhil)

Reborn, who has basically traveled the world due to his hitman occupation: where the fucketh is that.

Addendum 3: If Mammon is around, then they will recognize the name. They’re a fantasy nerd. Note that it’s really not the same as Verde who’s a science nerd.

Addendum 4: Tsuna and Reborn travelling: Reborn probably couldn’t sit on Tsuna’s shoulder or head due to Tsuna’s smol size. Hey, bebey walking side by side!

- Tsuna is a Peredhel (half-elven). Everyone possibly would accept Tsuna as he is, bullying notwithstanding. The teachers from elementary school up to high school would think that he got genetic disorder due to how slow he grows. Possibly would have a mother-name, but who even knows with his mom’s lineage. I’m under the impression that father-name/mother-name thing is of the Noldor culture, since I never read the Laws and Custom of the Eldar due to the book not existing physically in my nearby book store. Got to search online when I got the time/money...

Addendum: He’s now Hibari’s emotional support animal, er, child sorry. Congratulations(?)

Addendum 2: Fon (Hibari’s probably relative tho unknown from which side of fam) is aware of Tsuna due to his proximity to Hibari, possibly know enough that Tsuna is a possible heir to the bloody Vongola throne, but not much about Nana to know that he’s a half-elf. To be fair, Fon really didn’t focus on fantasy realm like Mammon does; he’s a martial artist, know more than 100 styles and more than half is possibly so obscure - what does he need of fantasies in the first place? Or well, there’s not even a possibility of an elf from another world isekai’ing to his world??

Addendum 3: What are the chances his enemies (read: Mukuro, Xanxus, etc) thinking like: Oh God I’m going to possess/kill/etc a child? M: I’m no better than the Famiglia I’m from!/X: A BEBEY AS MY RIVAL? U KIDDING? etc- Oh man the possibility of sheer chaos his (seemingly apparent) age will bring to his enemies. 

- He’d be an actual minor when he’s a mafia boss. Upon 50 years old (of which a Tolkien elf majority; D&D is 100 years old - and him being half-elven, prolly less than 50 but more than 18/21 tbh), he’d be the youngest looking aside from possibly Chrome; his other Guardian possibly would look like they’re old enough to be his parent(s).

Addendum: 

Nana, seeing Iemitsu telling Tsuna that this or that girl is pretty: Nana: Tsu-kun, I expect you to marry after you're 500 years old. You're too young to marry now.

Someone who hears what Nana said: ???????

Addendum 2: 

Rando A: omfg Decimo is surely a demigod

Rando B: ??? Why do you think that?

Rando A: he doesn’t age and it’s been 50 years since he stepped up as Decimo

Rando B: omfg u rite

- Bonus: Skull and/or Bermuda are also elves. Skull being Maglor and Bermuda is somehow twice-cursed being his appearance and the Arcobaleno they both got. Tho who Bermuda is, it’s basically anyone’s guess. Imagine if the elves found each other, then it’s basically that one spiderman meme.

Addendum: No one would believe Skull can sing. Especially not as “the best singer of their people”. Look at how he whines and everything.

Addendum 2: So imagine if the Man in Iron Hat knowing this fact and just gives an “impossible mission” to find the “one with voice that can cleave gold”. Skull of course knows that the jerk is referring to him (to those who don't know, his mother name Makalaurë means "Gold-Cleaver", as a nod to his voice). But him being a showman/stuntman, would just act ignorant as usual. There comes a time of which the team comes near him when singing tho..

Lal: !!! I heard a voice in this area!

Reborn: I also heard it-

(goes to the area and find Skull/Maglor)

Lal & Reborn:

Lal & Reborn: prolly not this guy, we're wasting our time

Skull: Oi!

Addendum 3: If Nana knows Skull is Maglor be like.

Nana: Skull? Oh, you mean Maglor?

Everyone: whomst

Nana: I swear he's a performer at heart. Do you know he's known as the best singer of all Noldor?

Everyone: whomst??? what?? ????

Nana: He just got a slight change of occupation from what I see so far

Everyone: ?????????????????

2) Tsuna get reincarnated to a random elf. Probably the shortest points I get in this realm of Tsuna-possibilities.

- Kinda depends if he still have his HI or Dying Will Flames comes with him

- Nevertheless, he’s most probably getting out of the way of fighting; he likes living thankyouverymuch. Maybe takes up cooking or farming or smth as a craft. But if his friends are out there fighting, he’ll probably be famous as the only elf to punch orcs instead of. You know, use elven knifes or arrows and whatnot. Medieval elven things. But apparently not. Many people think he got high af pain tolerance or some sort of super power, but it’s really nothing like that. He just knows weak points of some armors ok.

- Somehow goes up the ranks coz his HI tells him what to do to make a sad situation into his advantage (every single time) and very famous for his HIEE’s.

- Very possibly to be thought of as a pyromaniac (somehow his fists always seems to be on fire? Is it some sort of enchanted gauntlet ala Istari?), enough that some other elves wonder if he’s related to the Soul of Fire also known as Fëanor AKA that one elf that makes Silmarils as the title of that one book.

3) Tsuna get reincarnated as a descendant of Finwe, most probably Gil-Galad, Son of effing Plothole. 

- I think we can all agree that no matter who his dad is (coz his paternal line always changes according to Tolkien), it’s still a better dad than Iemitsu.

- Elrond and Círdan are very definite Guardians. Tho what Flames the two have is up to debate. Possible Guardian candidates: Celebrimbor, Galadriel, whoever the heck is in his court.

- Possibly in deep despair that he can’t escape the demon known as paperwork even in his second life.

- Got forcibly trained with shield, helmet, and spear (AKA Aeglos) out of deep fear from the other elves that: oh Eru, our prospective/possible/new High King is suicidal enuff to try hand-to-hand combat with the Enemy?? No no, better use a spear. And a shield. And a helmet. Surely with range and defense like that he won’t die. Right? Right??

Note: If he got his HI, then he probably won’t die, spear or no spear.

- Thank Eru that black and white is somewhat clearly defined rather than the mess called Mafia in his past life?? Mafia clearly messed up his moral compass

- Tho still, he thinks he got some bone against the Valar: do they really need to sit on their dais for literal centuries before actually think to help the people who aren’t in Valinor? Really? Is it laziness or what? You got the biggest, meannest, baddest of the Valar (or not; however you call Morgoth, really) in this side of Middle Earth (of which you just let him go from your prison in the first place) and y’all just rest your butts in “paradise” without even thinking to help us? Is it spite to Fëanor or something? How effing petty of you all: there’s more of Elves in Middle Earth aside from Fëanor and his lot??

- WHY WOULD YOU LET SAURON FREE-