#Truffle Tag

[garourex]

Yo, snoot so boopable it can be charged for money. $10 per boop! Watch you got the stonks!

The money is tempting, but I don't think I can stand the work....

[lapisbitch]

help me mother

[curi0uscreature]

* Secondary Art Dump ( Ship kids kinda inspired by @/circus-clownn )

[dear-ao3]

it’s that time of year again when i look at my recently searched and wonder if i am in fact ok

[metamorphiacreations]

this picture has made me sob uncontrollably/srs

i could list forever about all this things going on but you gotta see for yourself

[walnutcookie]

almondtruffle..almondtruffle.....

close ups under cut

[sil3ntm0thart]

htf art dump 2/2

[nyanatomy]

LET — HARVEY // she he

the biggest fan of my friends and my wife!! they are my everything!!!

SO VERY AUTISTIC ABOUT GOODTIMESWITHSCAR (and hc) and THE HUNGER GAMES …. among others

(will be updated in the future)

[jostansbandc]

some crob doodles!!

[kadenmew]

Here, have some more Ashen Frost-Adjacent artwork from my backlog, as a treat. I cannot stress ENOUGH that Pokemon enjoyers NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME. PLEASE, ITS SO GOOD.

[garourex]

*boop*

H-HEWWO???

[wheels-of-despair]

Revenge of the Freaks Summary: The Hellfire Club does April Fool's Day a little differently. Contains: Sweet revenge, don't try this at home. Words: 1k-ish Note: Part of my Evil Woman universe, but more of a Hellfire story than an explicit Eddie pairing. Can be read as a standalone.

Everybody expects to get pranked on April Fool's Day.

Everyone, everywhere, is suspicious of everything. Especially at Hawkins High. Even the cafeteria ladies get side-eyed when students pick up their trays, wondering if there's a little something extra in their pudding today. No one touches the salt and pepper shakers. No one accepts any gifts. Don't even bother trying to share your food. Check the toilet for plastic wrap before you use it. Beware the sink. For 24 hours, everyone is on high alert.

Because everyone is expecting to get pranked on April 1st.

They are not, however, expecting to get pranked on April 2nd.

As your April Fool's Day prank for the Hellfire table, you brought in cookies.

Not toothpaste Oreos. Those are a waste of both toothpaste and cookies. (Although nobody would've complained about being the designated Eater of the Creme Filling.)

Your April Fool's Day Cookies contained M&M's, Reese's Pieces, and Skittles. It counted as a prank because nobody was sure exactly what they were biting into, other than a circle of butter and sugar. But they were actually quite good. You passed them around, and you all shared a laugh and a few cookies. In case anyone was watching.

On April 2nd, when everyone let their guards down and thought they were safe again, Hellfire would strike.

People would suspect Eddie. Eddie was loud and lively and definitely stood out. The rest of you? Unless someone was looking for a punching bag, you all seemed to sort of fade into the background.

You'd be using this to your advantage.

You'd been plotting for months, and finally had a game plan in place.

For Jackie, who asked out Gareth on a dare and burst out laughing when he stuttered through his nervous response, a locker full of dead ladybugs. You'd found a pile of them in the attic and didn't want them to go to waste, so you swept them into a plastic bag and kept them for a special occasion. Showing her what a lady looked like seemed like a good one.

For Chip and his fancy new car, which he nearly ran over Jeff with while revving obnoxiously and laughing with his friends, a piece of bologna on the hood. It would fry in the sun during the school day and leave a marvelously discolored circle there, until his daddy paid to get it fixed. Until then, someone might throw out the phrase "asshole-mobile" a few times and hope it stuck.

For Brandon, who drew unflattering caricatures of Grant on the blackboard in first period every day for a week before he lost interest, a mouse trap would find its way into his backpack. A thoughtful gift for his creative hands. No idea how it got there.

For Troy, who successfully tripped Mike into Lucas one day and attempted to stuff Dustin into a locker the next, tiny bits of chocolate would appear on his chair. (The smaller the pieces, the faster they melt.) The boys had told you about a similar kind of incident with Troy in middle school, and you didn't want to ruin his reputation.

For Ashley, who took credit for spreading the rumor that you were spreading your legs for all of the freaks in town, a very professional-looking letter from the Hawkins Free Clinic would arrive at her house to inform her that she had a venereal disease. Several pamphlets on safe sex were included.

For Mrs. O'Donnell, whose hatred of Eddie seemed to intensify by the day, a loose screw on her desk chair. It would be a real shame if she were to fall on her ass so hard, it broke the stick that had been up it since 1962.

For Jason, who was generally unpleasant to you all, tiny balloons that appeared to be haunting him. Everywhere he went, a tiny balloon or two would appear on the ground nearby. This puzzled everyone, until somebody loudly suggested that he had to use those because regular condoms were too big for him. Wonder who that could have been.

And for the rest of the basketball team, something special to show your appreciation for the way they ruled both the court and the school. Let's go, Tigers.

A few weeks ago, you and Eddie had taken a little trip to a pharmacy two towns over and bought the cheapest, worst-smelling perfume you could find. It was the kind of perfume that an old lady in a fake fur coat might wear to Bingo on Wednesday nights at the VFW. The kind of smell that made you wish the stench of moth balls in her clothes was a little stronger, to help overpower it.

The Hawkins High gym lockers are more open than the lockers in the hallway. Instead of the standard slats on the top and bottom, there's a wire grate to allow for better airflow. Nobody likes a pile of sweaty teenage gym clothes. Just a few pumps of spray into the grate would have their letterman jackets smelling so bad, it was like a warning system. A Jock Alarm, if you will. You'd always be able to smell them coming, because that stuff wasn't ever going to come out.

Eddie spent all of his free time that day in the library, on his best behavior, under the watchful eye of the stern librarian. He was a good boy, just trying to work quietly on his English essay so he could graduate. She would attest to this, if asked, because he gave her a dandelion when he came in and smiled at her every time he got up to sharpen his pencil near her desk.

The recipients of your little gifts may have had their suspicions, but they couldn't prove a thing. No one paid attention to the nameless, faceless freaks of Hawkins High. No one batted an eye when a two-minute trip to the bathroom actually took eight. Or when an unfamiliar face passed through a hallway it had no classes in. Or when someone changed their shirt between periods because it suddenly smelled like an old lady.

After all, why would anyone want to prank people on April 2nd?

[gerbits]

"Well, Goose...that sucked."

[polaroidcats]

"why not chocolate"

I have been vegan for over a decade. If there ever is a vegan cake anywhere, you want to know what flavor it is???? It is chocolate. Either basic brownie type or a chocolate mousse cake. My fave cafe in the city has had one vegan option since 2013 and it is a chocolate mousse cake. It is what nice non-vegan people make to their parties so I could have cake too. I have been forced to either have chocolate cake or no cake at all for A CENTURY and I just want to have something with berries and cream and caramel FOR ONCE. There will be NO CHOCOLATE CAKE in my wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always knew we were doomed to end up divorced again, but I didn't see it coming this time bat :(((((((((( "Oh no there is chocolate" has never been one of my problems, I'm sorry, I'll add chocolate haters DNI to my bio, and cry silently (while eating chocolate). You understand that hating chocolate is like hating everything I ever loved, right? Not to be dramatic or anything... I guess we can get divorced now, you're marrying Reg soon enough anyways you won't need me or chocolate then... 😢😢😢

[pablofard]

hahah. hi there.

truffle cookie x chocolate bonbon cookie stimboard thingamajig for MYSELF because im crazy

first time ever making a gifboard like this hi... for a first attempt i think i did fine

(x) (x) (x) / :3 (x) :3 / (x) (x) (x)

for the spider gif i literally found it on google. sorry

[sil3ntm0thart]

htf art dump 1/2