#Travis has many pics to leak of Kenneth feels a bit froggy

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The only two people allowed to lift Kenneth are Travis('cause he doesn't really get an option) and this one really tall and muscular woman in the church around Kenneth's(who he may or may not have a crush on). The first time she picked him up though and DIDN'T get kicked in the gut was terrifying for her 'cause she knew damn well she was holding a ticking time bomb.

Kenneth only calms down when cradled to boobs like a disgruntled toddler.

When Travis doesn’t feel like dealing with him he convinced the pretty buff lady that always comes to church to carry his dad for a bit. And when he checks back like 5 minutes later Kenneth is quietly nestled into her hold with his eyes blown wide.

Travis, of course, uses this to his advantage. He has blackmail in case Kenneth tries to talk back. And he can ask the nice lady to carry around the fussy old man to get him ready for a nap. A win-win.

If Kenneth REALLY acts up, Travis will tearfully tell her (in front of Kenneth) that he no longer likes to be held. And can watch as Kenneth uselessly tries to not lose the nice ladies interest and also not lose his cult credibility with the other members.