#Towyota

[captain-acab]

I'm gonna AIRcrack ya hitches

and BAREback ya bitches

WLAN in the back of my HACKULA

[apathief-blog]

The #86, 86'ed. #goinggoinggone #ae86 #towyota

[captain-acab]

Spiritual successor to the towyota post

[zeemczed]

The cops are helpless. The second they try to intercept, they're run off the road by a dozen-odd Towyota kamikaze units. Expendable. I'll replenish their numbers by nightfall. I am a one-driver convoy, rockin' through the night, crashing the gate going 108. My feed tells me there's a Tesla big rig coming up. I grin. Time to add some bulk to my fleet. Pity about the driver, but after an hour or two of being helpless at the wheel, I'm sure they'll bail out once I pop the passenger side door and give them an opening.

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

[unknownlinguist]

u forget to put gas in the towyota. or didn't charge it to 100%, or whatever. and halfway through your journey on the interstate you realize your thing is gone. it just. ran out. it could follow no longer.

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[obfuscobble]

You hack the payload away from the Bitchless Towyota then speed away with your rightfully pirated gains.  However, the weight of your computing power has made you slow and unadaptable compared to me, on a bike, with a dentist’s lead coat.  I block the wifi beams and physically tow away the booty with the power of my own toned booty.  Both you and the tesla are chained to the mindset of a digital world while true thieves understand that only cartoon-level chicanery gets the goods.

[schifty-al]

Cuz then it wouldn't be as easy for the cyberpirates to steal the Bitchless Towyota™ and all the "treasures" attached to it.