#Tower clapped back...how do you like your toast Lift? BURNT
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And other things Lift taught me today:
There are chamber pots rigged to explode
Sigzil is a sexy scholar
Drehy is hot, has a hot husband, can fly, and this is decidedly unfair
Windrunners are suspicious because they don't run into walls
If things poop and fart inside you, you cannot be taken seriously
A building can clap back at you for insulting it
Druff
#I hope we get to see an exploding chamber pot at some point#lessons from Lift#'poetry' is a swear word now#Gram what's 'shit' mean?#cremposting#shardposting#stormlight archive#cosmere#wind and truth spoilers#wat spoilers#its cosmerely an obsesh wound#lift stormlight#the petty argument between the Sibling and Lift was just *chef's kiss*#Tower clapped back...how do you like your toast Lift? BURNT#druff said
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