#Too Much Coffee Man

[oldshowbiz]

Too Much Coffee Man sponsored by Converse Shoes

[irraydiate]

Happy birthday Half-Life!!!

My favourite game— and the new maps and balance changes are crazy for a game this old.

I’ve been having so much fun on crossfire, I wish there were more servers running the new maps, though

[dinosaurgiantpenny]

[nocturnalrorobin]

Me after accidently drinking a liter of espresso:

My resting heart rate is at 124. Not gonna do that again. 🫡

If I'm extra chatty with my mutuals today this is why. I've been writing smut all day like a champ and send asks like crazy. I apologize if I annoyed you. 😅

[etakeh]

[holy-shit-comics]

[thefailurecult]

[hylianengineer]

Check out this comic book I saw in the antique store today

TOO MUCH COFFEE MAN

[dynamobooks]

Shannon Wheeler: Too Much Coffee Man: The Original Comic Books 1-9 (1993-2000/2022)

[riylcast]

New Yorker cartoonist Shannon Wheeler returns to the show. The artist recently launched a Kickstarter campaign to release a new book collecting minicomics and other appearances by his best-known creation, Too Much Coffee Man.

[thoughtsbeewild]

she ain’t wrong, people @ the fucking gym especially attackers on treadmill and stair master on their fucking phones

Why the fuck are you there? this skinny tooth pick olive oil bitch on the stair master level 1 bitch ain’t doing shit. She pretty but a fucking dummy dummy…just checking her Instagram fucking phone every 2 mins on the stair master..like gtfo ..

But gyms like most businesses want the stupid people money, like a mother fucking donation..

another person reading a fucking book at the treadmill..da fuck

another person sitting scrolling on there fucking phone at the machine..

you had thisdumbass little boy on pajamas on the fucking stairmaster

you have a large overweight men/women on these machines thinking their no weight limit. Like if your dumb enough to have no education that rollercoasters do have a weight limit, so does a fucking machine at the damn gym, your not going lose weight over night in a week a month, sweating will lose calories, your bitchass should have a brain to know your going gain all calories back by eating like duh..stupid dumb dumb dumb youngsters omg have no brain, no fucking education, that’s why America is so stupid and china citizens are fucking smarter that they have intelligence to innovate, market etc. but America has created the most stupidest selfish instagram photo opt as most important thing in our society, that is what they should focus on on making America healthy again. These dumb young Americans will destroy our democracy with this shit.

it’s these STUPID MINDSET attention getter concept they are doing, your doing for the fucking photo, for a like, a comment. Your purpose is not to be healthy, let’s get fucking real..your dumbass BEHAVIOR is there for stupid reason and to ruin the fucking people who actually are doing it for mental health, mental stress, a fucking long day, there take care your health per doctors orders..but your there to fucking scroll, take the photo op to show in your stupid Ig story you at the gym which is the true reality in going there..

here we are these Attackers gym overcrowding breaking the fucking machines..

3 little high school girls taking up for bathroom stalls , giggling, laughing , while others have purpose urinate and move on with their fucking time…

all these stupid ass dumb boney thirsty hard core I need mother fucking attention on their fucking social media..

when the fuck are RUleS going to happen. ..FUCK,

[smashedpages]

Happy birthday to Shannon Wheeler!

[dinosaurgiantpenny]

[snek-eyes]

So it turns out Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death plays Queen instrumentals, and after listening way too hard to the coffee date scene, I gotta share how well the part of the song they used fits.

Crowley gets a fantastically dramatic entrance to the section that makes everyone feel things:

Mama, ooh I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Great for a snake having an existential crisis. Then we get the instrumental break, which builds until it drops off right in time to highlight the comedy of:

Until Aziraphale says:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

He sure did!

Thunderbolt and lightning very, very frightening me

Of course you are, bud.

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo Figaro

History jokes!

Spare him his life from this monstrosity 🥲

And there's a reason beyond the dialogue why this part feels so stressful, because it gets the back and forth of:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)

Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let him go!)

Go back and listen to the scene, it's a very subtle joke. 😄

[etakeh]

Shannon Wheeler instagram twitter

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