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iamnmbr3 · 5 months

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Tom Riddle: I don't like having a first name that's so common. There are a lot of Toms.

Sorting Hat: No problem! I’ll put you in Slytherin. No Toms there... Because they’re all old blood purist families named after stars and things. Also they’ll hate you. Have fun sticking out and being immediately identifiable as everything they despise due to your unusual Muggle name. :)

#Tom Riddle: well clearly i just need to ban everyone from saying my name ever #no but for real tho. cannot believe dumbledore just let him get thrown into slytherin with the likes #of abraxas malfoy and walburga black (who probably would barely have respected him even if he had the name Gaunt) and was like #'yeah it'll be fine'#crack #incorrect harry potter quotes #Harry Potter #humor #Tom Riddle #Voldemort #my post

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