#To the moon and back {Murph x Temp}

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Ultimate ship meme: Temp/Murph

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Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? MurphyWho threatens to leave but never actually does? MurphyWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Temp would if pushed...Who trashes the house? Temp can be destructive when she’s working, and Murph can be not very neat.Do either of them get physical? No. The most they might work up to is chest poking and wrist grabbing.How often do they argue/disagree? Kind of often. They aren’t too much alike.Who is the first to apologise? Temp

Sex:

Who is on top? Switching keeps things spicyWho is on the bottom? ^^Who has the strangest desires? Temp. Hands down. Any kinks? A lot, probably. She likes to be a little bit dominant. She loves restraints. Temp likes to explore things with him.Who’s dominant in bed? Both, but her.Is head ever in the equation? Uh, yes.If so, who is better at performing it? Temp is a champ.Ever had sex in public? Yes. Probably. Somewhere tucked out of the way, but sorta public.Who moans the most? TemperanceWho leaves the most marks? Temp againWho screams the loudest? Well, there probably is not so much screaming as maybe louder moaning.Who is the more experienced of the two? MurphDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? BothHow long do they usually last? Under an hour. Sometimes under 5 minutes if they’re rushingIs protection used? YESDoes it ever get boring? Of course, but then there’s toys and other things to spiceWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably his bar desk....

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Maybe. They have yet to discuss.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Temp would be okay with oneWho is the favorite parent? Probably Murph. Fun dad.Who is the authoritative parent? Temp is the bossy one anyway...Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? MurphWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Neither. No one wants to deal with sugar hyped kids.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both when they canWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Temp. Who changes the diapers? Both or one of them ends up in a shitty moodWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Again, both, though Temp WOULD breastfeed. Better for baby.Who spends the most time with the children? ...Faith, probablyWho packs their lunch boxes? The eventual nanny Temp will break down and hire because she will be the head of her division at work and will need the help since Murph is a successful businessman.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Temp. Because science.Who cleans up after the kids? The nanny from above.Who worries the most? BothWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Murphy

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? TempWho is the little spoon? MurphyWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? TempWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  TempHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Uhhh... a while.Who gives the most kisses? Kisses are Temp’s faveWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Drinking and talkingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? SofaWho is more likely to playfully grope the other?  MurphHow often do they get time to themselves? When they’re both free, so weekend afternoons before the bar’s open.

Sleeping:

Who snores? TempIf both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share when they stay over.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Start cozy. End apart.Who talks in their sleep? MurphWhat do they wear to bed? Temp is partial to shorts and camis. He is naked or sometimes boxersAre either of your muses insomniacs? Both, to a degreeCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NoDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Start cozy, then notWho wakes up with bed hair? BothWho wakes up first? TempWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Uh... Temp. More likely to just bring him coffee.What is their favourite sleeping position? Temp is fond of sleeping on her left side. Murph sprawlsWho hogs the sheets? Temp. The burritoDo they set an alarm each night? YesCan a television be found in their bedroom? Not hersWho has nightmares? MurphWho has ridiculous dreams? Temp. Her gizmos come alive....Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  MurphWho makes the bed?  Temp, when she gets home from work.What time is bed time? She has a midnight rule when working.Any routines/rituals before bed? Shower. Teeth. Dress. Fool around. Read. Snooze.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Murphy

Work:

Who is the busiest? MurphWho rakes in the highest income? TempAre any of your muses unemployed? NoWho takes the most sick days? NEitherWho is more likely to turn up late to work? NeitherWho sucks up to their boss? NeitherWhat are their jobs? Bar owner and solar engineerWho stresses the most? MurphyDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Temp loves her career, hates her bosses. Murph seems happyAre your muses financially stable? Temp is, but had money to fall back on.

Home:

Who does the washing? okay. This is dumb. This part. They pitch in together because they both are the ones who make the damned mess. So consider this the answer for any cleaning related question. Who takes out the trash?Who does the ironing?Who does the cooking?Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?Who is messier? Who leaves the toilet roll empty? No one Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?Who forgets to flush the toilet? DO PEOPLE DO THAT ONCE THEY ARE ADULTS!?Who is the prankster around the house?Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?Who mows the lawn?Who answers the telephone? No one. Text them. Who does the vacuuming?Who does the groceries?Who takes the longest to shower? TempWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Temp

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Temp didn’t think so, but the drug dealing...How many cars do they own? Temp has a car she built, a Prius that Murph fucking hates to be seen in. He has a bike. And a car.... I think.Do they own their home or do they rent? When they eventually move in... own.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Coast, in the cityDo they live in the city or in the country?  CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YesWhat’s their song? They don’t have one. Not that sappyWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? ...Normal things. Why is this a question?Where did they first meet? His bar. She was lit.How did they first meet? She was lit and he called her a cab and put her into said cab.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Neither...Who’s more likely to flash their assets? NeitherWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? Temp trips. Murph snortsAny mental issues? Addiction on his end. Obsessive issues on hers.Who’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? Temp puts them outside. Murph thinks she is ridiculousTheir favourite place? BedWho pays the bills? They do that shit togetherDo they have any fears for their future? Probably a ton.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? TempWho uses up all of the hot water?  TempWho’s the tallest? MurphWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? MurphWho wanders around in their underwear? TempWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? MurphyWhat do they tease each other about? She teases him about sex stuff she would never do to him. He teases her about her forgetfulness....Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Temp wears clothes with cats on it. That is enough.Do they have mutual friends? They both hate Frankie....Who crushed first?  TempAny alcohol or substance related problems? MurphWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? TempWho swears the most? Murph